In the first year of Lin De (664 AD), the eighteenth day of the fifth month of summer, five o'clock in the afternoon.

There is a cartoon in the United States, which seems to be called Cat and Mouse, and I watched it when I was in elementary school. There is a set of "Peace Treaty", Wu Kang is very impressed, the signatories are dogs and cats. They usually love each other, but they fall out over food, and the same is true for humans. All friendship and love will become strangers and even enemies of each other because of interests.

Xu Jingzong of Li Yifu was originally a political ally and could be called a good family. To what extent is it good, they must have a dinner together every ten years and give each other a concubine's room. Even if you are pregnant, if someone opens your mouth, someone will send it; No matter how much pampering, Li wants it, and Xu doesn't hesitate.

Wearing the same pair of pants, one nostril is breathing, and the relationship is like glue. But it's a pity that the boat of friendship will capsize when it is said to capsize. The Si Jin supervisor of Zhengwupin, the two of them discussed it early, and they wanted to engage in black-box operations and grant Erlang Xu Yu.

Which Yifu was greedy for money, and sent his son to blackmail the eldest grandson Yan, and sold it to him for 700 yuan. This is treachery, Jingzong can't bear it, so he wants to bring down Li Mao. In order to ensure that nothing goes wrong, the letter bribed Wu Kang and wanted to pull him into the water.

In fact, speaking of which, Jingzong dared to make a move, because Li Mao fell out of favor. In the face of the emperor's ultimatum, he was furious, not only did not repent, but even walked away. The arrogance of arrogance, the bad attitude, and the level can't bear it, let alone the respect of the Ninety-Five?

When the emperor is provoked by his ministers, he will bypass the small book and go directly to the blacklist. To put it bluntly, the human cat is finished, and even if you stay in Jingshi, you will be marginalized. In Wu Kang's opinion, he is still useful, after all, he is very talented.

Jingzong fell into the ground, but he was not interested and said that it was irrelevant. Taking a step back, because of some wealth, it is not his style to calculate the prime minister. In the private room of the Xishi store, the second girl breathed smoothly and slept very sweetly.

The two old foxes were fighting without a word, and after about half an hour, Wu Kang spoke first: "Li Mao blackmailed Xiao Yan, this matter is not small, and it is not big to say that it is big." Uncle is careful, he can't hit the fox, but he will make a fuss. ”

Xu Jingzong smiled treacherously: "In the eyes of outsiders, the fall of the eldest grandson's family is a joint effort of you and me." In fact, the sage knows that Wuji's rebellion is a major case, and you are the one who threads the needle, and the old man is just an accomplice. Li Mao blackmailed Xiaoyan and changed to report it in person, causing a greater shock. ”

It seems that there is some truth, the martial family and the eldest grandson family have long had a deep grudge. If you feel guilty in your heart and extend your head for the eldest grandson, you can be called a medicine primer. The great Li Jiu is Xiao Yan's maternal uncle and the biggest mastermind. Outsiders are still like this, and the guilt in his heart will be aroused by the medicine and turned into anger.

So to sum up, Wu Kang reported this case, and the lethality was three times greater. Jingzong hollowed out his mind and did not go to the samurai family to visit, but to create coincidences. led him into the store to read the post, and did not hesitate to bribe him with a lot of money, which is the reason. Ask him to make a murder knife and behead Li Yifu.

Wu Kang pondered for a long time, and decided to tell the truth: "Li Yifu is the prime minister, and the relationship is intertwined, although the sage is disgusted, he has not made up his mind. It's just "Duck Head Pill Sticker", it's not worth it. The risks taken and the rewards received are clearly incompatible. ”

The old god of Jingzong is here: "It's not the old man who boasts, looking at the whole world, the person who knows you best, except for the current queen, is your Uncle Xu." What has changed is not self-interest, but the queen's interests. Do you really think that the human cat Li Yifu is the queen's henchman? ”

Speaking a little louder, Wu Kang rolled his eyes, shook his legs slightly, and woke up my daughter, there was absolutely no need to talk. He also knew that the status of Yifu today was given by Li Jiu, how could he fall to the queen? Including Jingzong, Wang Liwu was abolished at the beginning, not to help Mei Niang, but to help himself.

Just because Wang Liwu was abolished, these two traitorous ministers were said to be Mei Niang's henchmen. The sins they created are attributed to Mei Niang for protection, which seems to be very unfair. To put it bluntly, if you are given a choice, you will not hesitate to fall to Emperor Li Jiu.

Wu Kang asked for not much, and it was even very humble. I hope that the two of them will not be embarrassed by Mei Niang, and help her say a few kind words in their spare time. Expecting them to be loyal and to help wholeheartedly is a fool's dream. Because no matter when, Li Jiu is the master, and Mei Niang is just the secretary.

Jingzong sighed lightly and persuaded bitterly: "Throughout ancient and modern history, the only thing the queen can rely on is her mother's relatives. Change to understand that the queen would rather use the three Li Yifu in exchange for today's saints and trust you more. Because she understands that you will die and that you are the most important. ”

Wu Kang smiled dumbly, Jingzong is right, I reported Li Yifu to harm her interests. Li Jiu's vigilance will be a little less, and his murderous intent towards me will be a little weaker. As long as I am in the court, Mei Niang will feel at ease. Listening to Lao Xu's meaning, it seems that he has no choice.

The atmosphere was silent again, Jing Zong sipped the fragrant tea slightly, gently put down the teacup, and smiled even more weirdly: "We are not angry, you are also a smart person, so don't be too naïve." Do you really think that the saint asked you to come back just to take a vacation? ”

Of course I don't think so, the moment we met by chance, I had doubts. If that's true, it's a test. If it falls on deaf ears, it is to protect the interests of the queen, regardless of the likes and dislikes of the big guys, and it is very disloyal. If you don't submit a satisfactory answer, the next official career will definitely be bumpy.

Wu Kang pondered for a long time, and finally shook his head helplessly: "Eldest Sun Yan is lightweight, even if I report it, there are no other crimes, and I can't bring down the righteous mansion." The saint must be guilty of the eldest grandson's family, and the eldest grandson Yan has an official position, and he is happy to see it come to fruition. Unless Li Yifu persecutes the eldest grandson Yan, such as being locked in a prison cell..."

There was movement in his arms, Wu Kang hurriedly lowered his head, and Erya had already woken up. kept blinking, his lips opened slightly, and his little face was full of tangles. About two minutes later, he whispered like a mosquito: "Grandma asked me to tell you to take care of the eldest grandson's family." ”

couldn't help but laugh silently as if struck by lightning, and nodded like garlic: "My baby girl, it's great to finally talk to your father." Please rest assured, Dad listens to you and takes care of the eldest grandson's family. Whatever else Grandma says, tell Daddy to ensure that the task is completed. ”

Erya pursed her mouth, closed her eyes directly, and then turned her head. Wu Kang didn't force it, he couldn't hide his excitement, and he grimaced and laughed chrysanthemums. If you climb relatives, Erya and eldest grandson Yan are cousins. Because Changle and Xincheng are the sisters of their compatriots, the eldest grandson and queen.

Jingzong observed his words and looks, peeked at the second mother of the martial family, and cunning flashed in his eyes. Push the "Duck Head Pill Sticker" to his hand, and push four, five or six: "The change is right, the eldest grandson Yan alone can't bring down the righteous mansion." I had nothing to do, so I consulted with you. Our nickname is hard-won, don't smash the signboard. ”

You can pull it down, not ashamed but proud, nicknamed "Wuxu Confluence", not a good word. The old guy is not kind, and he is poor in donkey skills, so he will push me to deal with it. I'm not omnipotent, I can't touch Li Jiu's bottom line, and I can't bring down Li Yifu.

After pondering for a long time, he was still at a loss, and Wu Kang pulled out a wry smile. Before leaving the Wannian Palace, Mei Niang sent someone to inform her that the holy car would leave in July and return to Beijing in early August. Three months, to submit a satisfactory answer, seems to be a bit difficult.

Jingzong reminded in a low voice: "The old man always firmly believes that whoever he wants to calculate, he will never be able to escape. Three months, get an idea as soon as possible, I wait for good news. Let's not talk about this first, I remember the second lady, who is eight years old this year, and looks like she is only five years old. ”

This is inherited from her mother, who is a little baby face, and has been young for ten years. But I have a hunch that the old guy in front of me is playing with the idea of Erya. The old god of Jingzong was there, and he said: "The great-grandson of the old man, the eldest son of Yanbo, Xu Wang, is two years younger than Erniang, let's get married?" ”

Wu Kang smiled, your old family, I can't afford it. After pondering for a moment, he whispered back: "There are only two daughters, the eldest lady of my family, who is the future Princess Pei." So the second lady, if you want to stay by your side, is your uncle willing to want to join the martial arts family? ”

Jingzong couldn't help but be confused, and said with a smile for a long time: "Although Erniang is a concubine, her bloodline is very noble. The saint's nephew, the queen's niece, plus the childless. Even if you recruit a son-in-law, those small families will flock to it. ”

After hesitating for a moment, he made up his mind: "Since you want to be rich, then Uncle Shao, the second grandson of the old man, the second son Xu Yu." His mother, Wei Chi, was born in the Duke of Wu and was the great-granddaughter of Wei Chigong. The old man secretly thought that he was barely worthy. ”

It was Wu Kang's turn to be confused, this one didn't follow the routine, and let his grandson get into trouble. Thinking about it, it is understandable that he can marry his daughter to the barbarian for the bride price, and it is nothing to be rich. But I wasn't happy, so I said perfunctorily: "I owe Erya too much, so let her choose a son-in-law, if I can take a fancy to Uncle Shao, I have nothing to say." ”

Xu Jingzong was happy again, and his hand twisted his long hair and said: "I am close to Change, just because we both do not follow etiquette, and you are bolder than me." That's it, let the children everywhere, if you can see the right eye, you can't stop it. ”

Wu Kang readily agreed, not to mention the children of the Xu family, even if they are beggars and scoundrels, as long as Erya likes it, I will not stop it. took a look at "Duck Head Pill Sticker", and said: "Wang Xianzhi's true handiwork, to make private money for Erya, but the younger generation is disrespectful. But old Xu Tou, don't be idle, think of a way together. ”

Jingzong was satisfied, and the old face smiled chrysanthemum: "This is a matter of course, let's cooperate sincerely and continue the confluence." There was the eldest grandson Wuji in the front, and there was the German teacher in the back, all of whom were brought down by the two of us, and Li Yifu was nothing. If there is news, I will let Li Yu pass it on, and you let Qian Shun come, that kid is clever. ”

After determining the liaison, Jingzong became serious and explained in a low voice: "The time is relatively tight, and it is too much work, so it is best to come up with a feasible strategy before the end of the month." In addition, pay attention to secrecy, only you know and I know, pay attention to Yuan Gongyu, he is good friends with Yifu. ”

After a brief exchange, Jingzong got up to say goodbye, and left the shop with many servants. Wu Kang sneered, the righteous mansion is dominant, and the idiom hides a knife in a smile, which is born because of you. I'm afraid you can't imagine that the last gravediggers are your two old friends, and the world is very wonderful.

Thinking about it carefully, the famous saying of later generations, if you don't die, you won't die, is especially suitable for him. Put on a face for the emperor, dig the soul tomb first, move the cake of Jingzong, and call someone to help dig the tomb. The wood will be bad, and the worm will be born; Man is dying, lust is mad; The country is dying, and the demon is in real production.

sat in a daze for a long time, until Erya woke up, picked up "Duck Head Pill Sticker", and left with his beloved daughter in his arms. When I came to the shop downstairs, I handed the note to the doctor: "Xiuzhen Fang in the west of the city, I am inquiring about the workshop, Mrs. Chu Guo's house." Tell the treasurer, and the accounts will be sent. ”

The doctor nodded, his thief eyes scanned the surroundings, and leaned in and whispered: "Xu Xianggong has explained, the goods consigned by the eldest grandson, the money sent by the small shop, and the pen and pen are all recorded." At the latest, at noon tomorrow, the slaves will be sent to the house, guaranteed to be accurate. ”

These are all evidences, and it seems that this shop is the property of Keeongjong. Wu Kang smiled without saying a word, walked out of the store, and entered the bustling street. When I was about to leave the West Market, there was a restaurant in front of me, and the door was full of people. The noise of each was intertwined, some shouted and killed, some vaguely begged for mercy, and some people coaxed.

The street was flooded, and Wu Kang stopped and turned around to make a detour. Suddenly, there was a commotion in the crowd, and people rushed out of it, fleeing in a panic. About forty, wearing a cyan robe and three strands of long hair. Sword eyebrows and starry eyes, square face of the Chinese character, looks like a fairy wind bone.

Seven steps away from here, they were caught up by the crowd, and six big men were punching and kicking around. The middle-aged Ayara next to him should be the shopkeeper of the tavern, commanding the guys to beat him and scolding in his mouth. It probably means that the Taoist priest eats the overlord meal and beats me to death.

I felt very bored, and I was about to step away, but suddenly I found Erya and was turning her head to look at the excitement. Wu Kang began to have a headache, the delicate daughter will not inherit her mother, and she has violent tendencies. How is this good, my future son-in-law, it will be bad luck.

The Taoist priest hugged his head and was beaten, and his mouth screamed: "I am at the foot of Qingcheng Mountain, and I am good at changing my luck." The white snake and the maidservant of the green snake are all ordered by me. There is a demonic spirit in your store, and the poor road helps to drive it away, can't you eat some wine? ”

The shopkeeper jumped to his feet angrily, took two mouthfuls of thick phlegm, pointed at the Taoist priest and scolded angrily: "The golden dragon and the white lady, it is General Wu who ignites, what are you?" Dare to talk nonsense, this store has been in business for a hundred years, where will there be demonic spirit? Beat me to death, beat me to death, beat me to death, and crippled me to pay. ”

Wu Kang was stunned, the book "The Legend of the White Snake", when I first crossed the Tang Dynasty, I wrote nonsense. It is said that it has been widely circulated and has become a must-have book for the majority of women and boudoirs. This person is too capable of fooling, his appearance is convincing, and with the fairy wind bones, it is easy to deceive trust.

But then again, without the author's consent, it is used to swagger and deceive, and it deserves to be beaten. The corner of his eyes swept away, and he suddenly became interested, and this beating action can be said to be very professional. Hands on the back of the head, arms to protect the head, curled up body, legs to protect the chest.

Protecting the major vital points, only showing his back outside, it seems that he has been beaten a lot. Suddenly thinking of something, his smile was even more weird, he took out the gold leaf in the bag, and said in a thoughtful manner: "This person is too bad, pretending to be a white snake, cheating and drinking everywhere." Insulting Dad's reputation, Baby tells Daddy, do you want to teach him a lesson? ”

Er Ya nodded decisively, and her little face was a little angry. Wu Kang is in a good mood, and it seems that his daughter is also protecting her father in her heart. So he stepped forward, and the crowd soon fell silent, and the men stopped beating and focused their eyes on this side. After all, wearing a purple robe, with an official rank of three or above, you must give some face.

Wu Kang hooked his hand, the shopkeeper ran over, Jin Ye put it in his hand, and ordered lukewarmly: "The Taoist talks nonsense, slanders the author's reputation, and beats me to death." Remember not to slap your face, stop after half an hour, and that's the end of the matter. ”

After finishing speaking, he turned around and left, and the shopkeeper recognized Wu Kang, and the whole person was stunned. Trembling back, he saw Jin Wuwei coming, and the crowd quickly dispersed. The shopkeeper was ruthless and roared to the guy: "Xiuzhenfang ordered, teach a lesson for half an hour, don't hit the face." Saburo went to see the leaky pot and pinched the time for me. ”

The guys have confidence, because they know that in the northwest Xiuzhen Fang, there are only martial nobles. General Wu wants to fight, so naturally he doesn't have to be polite, and continues to punch and kick. The poor old Taoist priest covered his face and rolled, constantly wailing.

The patrol guard next to him is subordinate to the Right Jinwu Guard. The leader of the team at this moment, Cang Cao joined the army Yang Xingying, and directly led the team away. His uncle, Weng Liu Renyuan, was General Zuo Fengchen and General Wu's subordinates. General Wu's affairs will definitely not be taken care of.

Wu Kang left Xishi, walked slowly, and told jokes to amuse his daughter. Although there is no response, I still enjoy it, and I have to say it. Soon came to Fangmen, Narcissus was noisy, and he had long been looking forward to it. Zhao Sheng led someone to escort them, and the two sisters held hands and followed their aunt home.

When they were far away, Wu Kang looked at Pinglang and instructed lightly: "Lead fifty guards, and then select the Japanese captives to form a snow rabbit caravan." Three days later, we set off and went to the territory of the Devil to collect snow rabbits as much as possible. Anyway, bring back at least ten, do you understand? ”

Pinglang nodded in agreement, his face turned bitter into pig liver, and he respectfully saluted and said goodbye, and went back to choose a Japanese slave first. Qian Shun couldn't help but smile, and secretly slandered in his heart. The big guy once said that there are very few auspicious snow rabbits. The territory of the Ya people seems to be in groups, between the white mountains and black waters, around the Great Xing'an Mountains.

But God, he spoils his daughters too much, and he spoils them all to heaven. Erniang likes white rabbits, so he sends his brothers to the northeast. Let's not talk about spending money, the key is that it is too dangerous there, the Southern Jar is okay, and the Northern Jar is hostile to the Tang Dynasty and is an ally of Goguryeo.

Wu Kang looked at the street, found a familiar figure, and gradually smiled. The embarrassed Taoist priest, controlled by eight personal guards, slowly walked towards this side. Without waiting for them to get in, he turned around and entered the fangmen, and walked into the secluded alley.

The Taoist priest was brought over, his robe was covered with black mud, his beard and hair were entangled, and his face was not injured. The guards surrounded the crowd, and Zhao Liang reported in a low voice: "This person is sneaky, inquire about the Xiuzhen Workshop along the way, and inquire about the general's residence." His subordinates felt suspicious, so they captured him and handed him over to the general. ”

Wu Kang nodded, and said unhurriedly: "Du Yuanji under Qingcheng Mountain, under the pretense of the reputation of the White Snake, was beaten for eating the overlord meal. I wanted to punish you with a small punishment and a big commandment, but you sent it to the door, and Nayon satisfied you. Shunzi and Zhao Liang were escorted to the Detailed Punishment Temple and handed over to Di Renjie for the crime of bewitching the public. ”

The crime of betrayal and hanging, if it is according to common sense, he will be a fart and urine. Yuan Ji was not afraid, calmly arranged his beard, and replied cautiously: "I'm just a bedbug, don't bother the general." When the task is completed, it is at the disposal of the general. ”

Wu Kang remained silent, and Yuan Ji continued to reply: "The general is in charge of all opportunities, and he won't care about the White Snake or the little minions." The money I owe for wine, including my little life, is not worth a piece of gold. The general did not allow a slap in the face, which can be understood in this way, there is a task to order, and I need this face. ”

Yuan Ji straightened his beard, restored the fairy wind bones, and knelt directly on the ground: "I inquired about the Xiuzhen Workshop, I want to follow the work of dogs and horses, and the general threatened to send the official, which should also be a test." The subordinates listen to the orders quietly, even if the sword mountain and the sea of fire, they will complete the task, please give me a chance. ”

Wu Kang is really happy, this smart and clever, bold and thoughtful. Able to be in danger and meet the standards of the gods. The Shudi accent is very strong, probably from Qingcheng, relying on the pit to be abducted and deceived, all the way to the capital. Pretending to be a ghost, cheating food, some skills.

Slowly squatting in front of his face, staring into his eyes: "You are a clever person, I do have a task, but it is very difficult." You have deceived countless people, and if you are not bad, you are all ordinary people. This time, the one who wants to deceive is the prime minister, do you dare to accept it? ”

Yuan Ji was dumbfounded, and soon flashed excitement, because he also knew that the risk was high and the reward was high. nodded busily, patted his chest and promised: "Whether you are the prime minister or a pawn of a peddler, you are all a living person." Everyone has luck, and if it is luck, they dare to look at it, and ask the general to give orders. ”

Wu Kang laughed a few times and nodded with satisfaction: "Junzi, you arrange, take it to the Japanese prisoner hall and hand it over to Prince Kawashima." Du Yuanji, remember, remember my words, support the bold, starve the cowardly. If you do it well, follow me in the future and eat and drink spicy food. If it doesn't work out, hehe..."