Chapter 7: Messing Around

After freeing himself from the hemp rope, Bei Que Yun walked up to George Bernard Shaw and tugged at his braid to lift his head.

"Hum Nat, the ball is Piyu is Subei!" (George Bernard Shaw, aren't you very confident!) )

"Hey, which Teng Xin Shu'e is better than!" (I see you're tossing!) )

Bei Que Yun tied George Bernard Shaw to the pillar of the barracks, and just as he wanted to put his shoes on his face and rub them, he was stopped by Ling Quan outside the camp, "Thirteen! Hurry up! Don't grind! ”

"Hmph, Hugh's head is crooked." (But what to do with him?) )

"Tie it up! There's no time to delay! ”

"Hey, hey, blink!" (Okay, I'm coming.) )

Seeing Bei Que Yun running out of the barracks in a hurry, he stopped his pace again, no! Can't be cheap that grandson!

At the very least, let him know what is called the courage of Mo Xiaopifu!

After a long time, the two teenagers who had been gnawing pig's trotters outside the barracks woke up and looked at their young valley master blankly.

A large ink-painted turtle hovers over George Bernard Shaw's face, and under the turtle's tail, there is a black mark and a few black lines, rendering a black object falling.

The two young men looked at George Bernard Shaw sleeping with his mouth open, and looked at each other in a daze for a while, "Is the young master sucking the essence of Xuanwu?" ”

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Towards evening, the soldiers outside the barracks had already taken off their armor and started tonight's feast lively.

Not far from the lake, a few cauldrons were erected with thick sticks, and the bonfire was blazing, and the fragrance was overflowing, and I didn't know what was cooking.

"Thirteen, do you remember, the small white particles are sweat medicine, the white powder is a laxative, and the one that has no taste is Jun Moyan, don't make a mistake!" Ling Quan said.

"What kind of poison is Jun Moyan? Is it a broken intestine or something? Bei Que Yun asked stunned.

"Aphrodisiac! What are the children asking so much! Lin Qingyang, who was watching the wind from the sidelines, couldn't help but interrupt him, this guy talks too much, a typical "nag disease", he has to solve the trouble here as soon as possible, and the owner's injury can't be delayed any longer!

The sun sank into the empty mountain completely, the bonfire by the lake illuminated the water surface bright red, and a few fat fire heads carried a few freshly slaughtered sheep and roasted them on the bonfire.

A few greedy soldiers couldn't help it, and quietly opened the wine jars, and the strong smell of wine immediately permeated the entire camp.

"It's almost time, Lao Lin will go and lure away the soldier who stole the wine, I will solve the checkpoint, and you will go and drug the wine at the thirteenth."

"Let's go!"

Lin Qingyang stepped forward with an arrow step, casually plucked a leg of lamb with fresh oil from the grill, and put it in front of the eyes of the wine stealing soldiers.

"Let's go! Eat meat and go! Huotou went to find goat's milk, and I heard that goat's milk has a better flavor when mixed with wine! ”

Lin Qingyang took a big bite of a piece of mutton, but he didn't bite it, under the faint light of the bonfire, the tendons that were broken and the fat meat were intertwined, hooking their saliva flowing.

Seeing that Lin Qingyang took the wine stealing soldiers away, Bei Que Yun also rushed over non-stop, and when he was about to get to the wine jar, he suddenly planted a head, and when he got up again, he found that the three packets of medicine that Senior Brother Ling Quan gave him had all turned into powder.

Which is a sweat pill and which is a laxative? Which is an aphrodisiac?

The senior brother said that Menghan medicine is put into wine, laxative medicine is put into sheep soup, and aphrodisiac is put into the sobering vegetarian tea. But these are all white medicines, how can you tell the difference?

It smells like laxatives, but sweat medicine makes you dizzy when you smell it, and if you smell it wrong, it's terrible, and you can't smell it! You can't take that risk!

Bei Que Yun thought anxiously, and suddenly out of the corner of his eye, he saw a big pot boiling goat's milk, and immediately rushed over, without hesitation, he casually picked up a bag of medicine and poured it in, picked up a big spoon and began to stir.

Goat's milk is very thick, and it has a fuller feeling when stirred with the powder.

I didn't expect it to feel so good. Stirring and stirring, Bei Que Yun involuntarily poured the remaining two bags of medicine into it and began to stir it up.

It turns out that drugging someone else is this feeling, it's really cool! In the past, they were all competing with others in a bright and bright way, but they couldn't beat and got injured, no wonder there were a lot of villains in the rivers and lakes. Bei Que Yun grinned brightly with a swollen face.

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The moon was gradually rising, and it was time for dinner in the barracks, and the soldiers sat around the campfire, holding knives and began to cut meat.

Unlike the lakeside dinner, here at the outpost, it is still quiet.

Ling Quan found the leader and pretended to gasp and said, "You... How... Still... Not yet! ”

"Although it is a celebration banquet, how dare we slack off, if one of us accidentally lets the fine work slip in, the lives of our brothers will be gone." Said a sentry who was just about to change shifts.

Xu ...... Composed...... The Overseer asked me to ....... Let me...... Call.... Scream, scream, call you to go. Ling Quan was still gasping for air.

"What did Xu Jianjun say?"

"Yes, yes......." Ling Quan replied, "The prison army said, celebrate tonight... I have to take it tomorrow morning... They replied ...... Back to ....."

"Okay brother, you rest first, we understand the kindness, we still have to ......."

In the distance, there was a fishy smell of sheep, and the rich smell of wine, and the corners of the sentry's mouth drooled.

The leading sentry looked at the absent-minded brothers and said in a deep voice: "Then eat faster, half an hour at most, do you understand?" ”

"Understood!" The sentinels replied in unison.

There was no one here, and by the lake, a few fireheads lifted the freshly cooked goat's milk and added it to the soldier's wine.

After everyone's wine was filled with goat's milk, Xu Jianjun picked up the big bowl, looked around, and shouted to the soldiers: "Tonight!" Get drunk! My old Xu did it first for respect! ”

Xu Jianjun drank it all and slammed the big bowl to the ground, "Good wine!" ”

"Good wine!"

There was a crackle, and the soldiers threw large bowls on the ground that they had drunk all of them.

Some soldiers continued to drink, and some directly tore slices of meat and ate them to their heart's content.

After a long time, the originally lively lake suddenly quieted down, some people kept rubbing their stomachs, some were lying and rolling weakly, and some directly buried their faces in the water, constantly rubbing.

Lin Qingyang, who was still adding wine to the soldiers, looked at the silent battlefield, and always felt a little strange, shouldn't he fall asleep or pour out more than once?

Why is this the case? Lin Qingyang curiously walked to a soldier rolling on the ground, and suddenly felt a foul smell, and a little yellow "solid-liquid mixture" was faintly visible outside the soldier's clothes.

It turns out that the three drugs mixed together are such a result, hey, try more next time! Bei Que Yun hid on the small soil bun and thought with a smile.......