Chapter 125: God Has Eyes (2300 Equals)
It's the Great Pilgrimage again! Yu Zhiqian can still accept the big court meeting at two or three o'clock in the morning in summer, which is equivalent to working overtime three times a month, staying up all night and passing all night!
But the big court meeting in winter, Yu Zhiqian really can't stand it, except for the bed, in winter, everywhere else is far away, not to mention entering the palace, that is, from the dormitory to the study, Yu Zhiqian has to brew for a long time.
"In the future, we must find a way to change the time of this evil court, definitely!"
Yu Zhiqian sat in the carriage and swore viciously, fortunately, the carriage was not airy, and there was a hand stove to warm his hands, so he was acceptable, at least it was not cold.
Looking at the small stove in his hand, Yu Zhiqian hammered his head hard, he was so stupid again, he had been frozen for so many days in vain, the stove, such a simple thing, why couldn't he think of it?
As for coal? Hehehe, there are ready-made coal mines in Xishan, don't ask Yu Zhiqian how he knows that there is coal in Xishan, as a later generation of street network writers, I haven't seen the Ming Dynasty losers? The Xishan Coal Mine is there, as long as the terrain has not been changed by the devil, Yu Zhiqian should not be able to mine it before he dies of old age!
"The coal stove is very simple, there is iron to be able to punch out, but the chimney is more troublesome, if it is not handled well, it may be carbon dioxide or what poisoning, if all iron pipes are used, and not the average person can afford to use it, well, part of it is iron, and the back is replaced by bamboo is also malicious!"
After thinking about it for a while, Yu Zhiqian roughly had an idea in his heart, this thing can be regarded as Yu Zhiqian's first invention for the benefit of the country and the people in addition to crabs and seaweed......
What does it look like at two or three o'clock in the morning in winter, the wind is cold, there is no global warming in this era, and the temperature is already close to zero on September 10, when Yu Zhiqian got out of the carriage, he instantly felt the malice from heaven and earth.
In front of the palace gate, there were two officials who looked like they had just been promoted to Beijing waiting, the two were leaning together and trembling, why did Yu Zhiqian know that these two goods had just been promoted to Beijing?
Because of the group of old oilmen who were going to participate in the Great Pilgrimage, none of them would come early in winter, and they all rushed over in time.
When Yu Zhiqian's carriage stopped, the palace gate opened, the coachman pinched the time just right, and there were carriages behind him, one after another, after the ministers got off the car, they didn't say too much greetings, and walked directly towards the main hall.
After entering the main hall, looking at the several braziers rising in the main hall, Yu Zhiqian felt that he was alive.
Take off the panda fur coat, yes, panda skin, this thing is destined to be a national treasure in the future, but now it is a kind of beast that everyone shouts and beats, often destroys farmland, and hurts people, you can't eat enough these years, who cares if you are cute or not?
After sitting down, Yu Zhiqian once again realized the benefits of being a prince, the position is at the front, not far from the emperor, there were two braziers on the left and one on the right for the emperor, Yu Zhiqian can enjoy one, the most unlucky should be the position near the entrance of the main hall, there is no brazier and there is a leak!
After the body warmed up for a while, many ministers also entered the main hall, which made the originally empty hall gradually become popular, the carbon dioxide content also increased, and the air quality decreased, but the temperature came up, warm and sleepy.
It's not that Yu Zhiqian is lazy, but on a winter day at two or three o'clock in the morning, there is such a comfortable environment that everyone wants to sleep, and Di Renjie, who is not far away, is already asleep, and there is a slight snoring sound.
"Son, the ministers welcome Your Majesty!"
"Excuse me!"
Mechanical etiquette, Yu Zhiqian kept looking at Di Renjie when he saluted, this old man fell asleep, would he not be able to keep up with the rhythm, but what surprised and admired Yu Zhiqian was that this old man actually saluted his father respectfully while sleeping, and finally sat back.
"Is this the legendary muscle memory?"
Yu Zhiqian is very envious of this skill, if he can, wouldn't he have to stay up for twenty minutes and sleep when he arrives in the main hall?
But at this time, Di Renjie suddenly opened his eyes, winked at Yu Zhiqian, and then closed his eyes again.
"......" The old man is not asleep, but his eyes are better, so that people can't tell whether they are closed or open, that's all.
Maybe it's the reason for winter, everyone doesn't want to move, there will be some people in the court today, a few old ministers didn't attack each other, and occasionally a few quarrels were lazy, even Cheng Biting Jin, an old horseman, rarely didn't come out to make trouble......
Yu Zhiqian rarely didn't fall asleep, and wanted to take a look at the excitement, the real reason was because the brazier he leaned on was too close, and he felt warm at first, but then he felt that it was a kind of torment, and Yu Zhiqian's back had begun to sweat......
"What else?"
"Your Majesty, the minister impeached Yu Tai, the king of Wei, for abusing lynching!"
At this time, a royal historian stood up, and after Yu Zhiqian heard it, he was stunned for a moment, and dug out his ears hard, making sure that he heard correctly, someone impeached the second child, not himself?
God opened his eyes, finally someone impeached other princes, since Yu Zhiqian became this prince, he was like a broken drum, he was hammered every day, will the dynasty be impeached that time?
Today, it's today, September 10th, remember this special day, finally, finally open your eyes, this group of imperial historians no longer impeach themselves, but impeach the second child, Yu Zhiqian just wants to say that he did a good job!
When Yu Tai heard that someone impeached him, he immediately panicked, he didn't have Yu Zhiqian's cheekiness and rich experience in being impeached, plus the spirit of a dead pig not afraid of boiling water, now Yu Tai has been deprived of the right to enter the palace without permission, if he is impeached again, grounded, or goes to the domain, it will be completely useless......
"Oh?"
The emperor glanced at Yu Tai curiously, what has the second child been doing lately? What did you do that angered people? Unexpectedly, Yushi jumped out to impeach, it seems that it must be a big deal!
"What's going on?"
"Back to Your Majesty, Yu Tai, King of Wei, the day before yesterday, he rode Chang'an, led his guards to fight a black shop in Zadong City, arrested the big shopkeeper of the black shop back to the palace, and hung it in the backyard of the poisoned beating, the screams can be heard by passers-by outside the Wei Wangfu, and the life and death of the big shopkeeper of the black shop are still unknown......"
"Is that the case?"
The emperor looked at Yu Tai with some displeasure, this second child is really a little arrogant, he smashed other people's stores, and hung up the big shopkeeper of the black store and beat him, it was too ruthless......
"Father, wronged, wronged!"
Yu Tai immediately stood up and stared at the imperial history viciously: "The matter of the father and the emperor is not what the imperial history said, the servant in the son's mansion came to Junchen, colluded with the big shopkeeper of the black shop, and sold the blood coral of 8,000 taels to me for 10,000 taels, and the two of them each benefited 1,000 taels, I was so angry that I took someone to smash the black shop and arrested the shopkeeper back to the house, I have put the big shopkeeper of the black shop back, and there was no homicide!" ”
"Oh? Is there such a thing? ”
"Father, what the son said is true!"
"Well, Yu Tai, the king of Wei, knows no one clearly, committed murder in Chang'an, was grounded for a month, thought about it on the wall, and ......"
"The son is guilty!"
After Yu Tai heard it, he didn't refute more, he lowered his head and retreated, it's not the worst result, it's acceptable, it's just really hateful, he couldn't help but look up at his eldest brother, now he suspects that the big shopkeeper of the black shop and Lai Junchen and the eldest brother are all in the same group, and use this matter to anger himself!
Otherwise, how could it be so coincidental? I happened to know the gift that my eldest brother was going to give, and I happened to know that my eldest brother had no money to buy it, so I bought it back at a high price, and then ...... The more I thought about Yu Tai, the more I felt that it was possible, and at the same time, I began to chill in my heart, my eldest brother was really scheming, one link after another, interlocking, waiting for himself to enter the set, if his eldest brother ascended the throne......
Yu Zhiqian happily watched the second child being punished, it was too cruel, the second child was too cruel, if the big shopkeeper of the black store fell into his hands, he would definitely not be so cruel, and he would hang him up and beat him, at most, he would send him to the clean room, and then go to be with He Shen!
"Your Majesty, the minister still has this performance!"
After Yu Tai was punished, the imperial historian did not retreat and continued to play.
"Speak!"
"The minister impeached His Royal Highness the Prince, engaged in business, competed with the people for profit, sold high-priced wine, glass mirrors, and promoted extravagance......"
Yu Zhiqian's side didn't have time to have a good time, this imperial history immediately began to impeach Yu Zhiqian, and Yu Tai, who was depressed, also showed a sarcastic smile on his face at this time, just let you laugh at me, now, hehe, retribution is coming!
"Prince, you have something to say!"
Yu Zhiqian sighed, sure enough, he was still the broken drum, and there would still be someone who had nothing to beat twice, looking for a sense of existence, and turned his head to look at the imperial history: "I don't know when the palace will compete with the people for profit?" Let's talk about it in detail! ”
"His Royal Highness the Prince's business is to compete with the people for profit! His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is the Crown Prince, and he should ......"
Yu Zhiqian glanced at this product as if he was looking at an idiot: "I am the crown prince, but is there any saying in the Tang law that the prince is not allowed to open a shop, and every minister in the DPRK and the central government has more or less a shop in his home, right?" Moreover, the goods sold in this palace, are there any goods that the people can afford, how can they compete with the people for profit! ”
"Therefore, the minister impeached His Royal Highness the Prince, fueling the trend of extravagance, Your Majesty, this trend cannot be raised, the people compare, do not want to forge ahead......"
"......" Yu Zhiqian didn't want to deal with this guy, and the glass mirror was not sold by himself, his father was also selling, and he sold more than himself!
"The minister also impeached His Royal Highness the Prince, encouraging extravagance, Your Majesty can't last long......"
Another person stood up, Yu Zhiqian couldn't help but feel a little big, ancient people were indeed very cute, but also very rigid, beyond what they knew, they would have a skeptical attitude, instead of accepting it......
"Prince?"
The emperor glanced at Yu Zhiqian, although Yu Zhiqian didn't understand what it meant, he looked at the two ministers and said: "You two can know how much commercial tax you have paid in just three days for the extravagance in your mouth!" ”
"You may not know that in the past three days, the palace has paid a tax of 13,000 taels, and my father sent Hai Rui to follow the palace, and he will pay a tax for every transaction!"
"So much?"
"How is that possible?"
"Suck, the commercial tax is twenty taxes and one, so didn't the prince earn two hundred and sixty thousand taels!"
PS: I've been hacked to this point, even if I don't give a reward, I don't have a monthly pass...... What a miserable author!