Yasuo: "Group Master, are you sure this river god can strengthen items?"

Yasuo asked Zhang Yuan.

Lord of Honkai: "Of course I'm sure!"

Zhang Yuan nodded and said to Yasuo.

Yasuo: "emmmm!"

"Group leader, is that river god short?"

Yasuo asked Zhang Yuan.

Lord of Honkai: "Yes, it's a little short!"

Yasuo: "What, group leader, although I don't want to hit you, I still want to say that the river god really wants to be smoked by your underwear!"

Yasuo covered his face and said to Zhang Yuan.

Zhang Yuan: "???"

Hearing Yasuo say this, Zhang Yuan subconsciously looked at the soles of his feet.

Beneath his feet, a long abstract man in a simple robe, squinting eyes, and a ball pierced in the back of his head, is drifting down the river.

"You come up for me!"

Zhang Yuan fished out this river god.

"Wake up, wake up!"

Zhang Yuan slapped the river god in the face a few times.

"Forehead ......"

"Why are you hitting me?"

The river god opened his eyes and asked Zhang Yuan.

Zhang Yuan: "Oh, I think you seem to be drowning, so I rescued you!"

Zhang Yuan said to the river god.

River God: "Is that so?"

The river god blew up and asked Zhang Yuan.

Zhang Yuan: "Of course, otherwise what else could it be?"

Zhang Yuan asked the river god with a smile.

River God: "Thank you!"

The river god thanked Zhang Yuan.

Zhang Yuan: "Speaking of which, I have a thing that fell into this river, you are the river god of this river, can you help me get it?"

Zhang Yuan asked the river god.

River God: "Okay!"

The river god said, and went directly into the water, and when he came out again, he had a golden mask on his face.

"Young group leader, did you drop this gold panties or this silver panties?"

The river god took a pair of golden panties and silver panties and said to Zhang Yuan.

"I dropped both of these!"

Zhang Yuan said to the river god with a sincere face.

"You dropped both of these?"

After listening to Zhang Yuan's words, the river god was a little stunned for a while, and then looked down at his crotch: "It's the first time I've encountered this situation, and the script doesn't say what to do!"

The river god said in a tangled voice.

Ultimately......

"Walk slowly, you!"

The river god waved his hand enthusiastically to Zhang Yan, who was carrying gold and silver underwear.

Zhang Yuan: "Well, see you later!"

Zhang Yuan said to the river god with a smile.

Lord of Honkai: "Well, do you think this guy is interesting?"

Zhang Yuan asked everyone in the group chat.

Yasuo: "Yes!"

"Very interesting!"

Yasuo said to Zhang Yuan with a smile.

Yasuo: "Wait, I'll try it first!"

Yasuo said as he came to the river where the river god was, and after thinking about it, Yasuo threw his unsheathed sword into the river.

"Huh?"

"What's going on?"

"Why didn't I throw something away?"

Yasuo asked Zhang Yuan after taking a look at the bottom of the river.

Sad Wind: "Shouldn't you run away?"

Grief said to Yasuo.

Bai Suzhen: "Maybe you're too ugly, even the river god has some ugliness that can't stand you and doesn't want to see you!"

Bai Suzhen said to Yasuo seriously.

Yasuo: "......"

"How is that possible?"

"It must be something else!"

Yasuo said with some unconvinced.

"Young swordsman, did you drop this golden sword, or did you drop this silver sword?"

Just when Yasuo was a little overwhelmed, the river god emerged from the river again.

Yasuo looked at the gold and silver swords in the river god's hand, smiled, and then said to the river god: "I'm sorry, these two swords are not mine, the one on your head is mine!"

Yasuo looked at the sword pierced in the river god's head, and said to the river god with a smile.

"So this sword is yours?"

As he spoke, the river god pulled Yasuo's unsheathed blade from his head, and the moment he pulled it down, blood spurted out of it.

"Young swordsman, I appreciate your honesty, in that case, now all three swords are given to you!"

The river god said to Yasuo with a smile on his face.

Yasuo: "It's not about swords, is it?"

"Doesn't it matter if you have a wound on your head?"

Yasuo asked the river god.

River God: "Young swordsman, thank you for your concern, rest assured, after the blood is drained, it won't flow anymore~"

The river god said to Yasuo with a calm face.

Yasuo: "......"

"You're a fucking genius!"

Yasuo said to the river god.

"Thanks for the compliment!"

The river god said to Yasuo with a smile on his face.

However, before the river god could finish speaking, he plunged directly into the river, and then Yasuo watched as the river god's body collapsed and turned into a little bit of light

。

Yasuo: "emmmm!"

"I didn't kill you!"

Yasuo said in the group chat after looking at the light.

Lord of Honkai: "Don't worry, we know you didn't kill you!"

Zhang Yuan rolled his eyes and said to Yasuo.

"This is an immortal after all, but he is not dead!"

Zhang Yuan said, came to Yasuo's side, and then reached out and fished out, and actually fished over a transparent river god.

"Anyway, this river god doesn't seem to be a good idea!"

"Why don't we just stew this river god?"

Chen Yongren touched his chin and said to Zhang Yuan.

Bai Suzhen: "???"

"Is it so cruel?"

Lord of Honkai: "I didn't expect you to be such Chen Yongren!"

"You still want to eat immortals?"

Zhang Yuan asked Chen Yongren.

Chen Yongren: "QAQ!~"

"Isn't it because this guy is dying?"

Chen Yongren said to Zhang Yuan with a smile.

Lord of Honkai: "This guy is okay!"

"I pulled him into the group!"

Zhang Yuan said to Chen Yongren.

Group message: "The river god has been invited by the administrator to join the group.

Yue Buqun: "Tut-tut!"

"If I'm not mistaken, this seems to be the first guy to be invited to join the group chat by the group owner!"

Yue Buqun said with a smile.

Lord of Honkai: "I'm doing it for your benefit, you know?"

Zhang Yuan said disdainfully to everyone.

"The river god's gold and silver are equivalent to a strengthening!

Zhang Yuan said to everyone.

Yasuo: "???"

"Strengthen?"

"But my unsheathed sword is an ordinary gold and silver sword!"

Yasuo said, taking out his golden unsheathed sword and silver unsheathed sword.

Lord of Honkai: "That's because this river god is still too weak!"

"We just need to give it a bigger river for him to live in, so that the river god's power will become stronger and stronger!"

Zhang Yuan said seriously to everyone in the group.

Qin Shi Huang: "That, group master, let me ask, is the galaxy a river?"