Volume 1 The First Wading in the Lake Chapter 146 The mouth is like a hanging river
Remember, more is better than just one.
Chi Qiu thought of the joke on the Internet.
Dick Si cares about the goddess and will only say this
"Go to bed early and drink plenty of hot water."
"Got a cold? Drink plenty of hot water! ”
"Headaches, drink plenty of hot water,
"Stomach ache, drink plenty of hot water!!"
"Aunt is here? Drink plenty of hot water!! "If you are tired of playing, drink more hot water, skin diseases, drink more hot water"
No matter where there is a problem, the phrase "drink more hot water" can solve it, except that it is easy to lose the opportunity to be a spare tire, this sentence is hardly wrong.
But a hundred sentences is better than one, Chi Qiu stood up and walked to the kitchen.
"You."
"I'm thirsty, go get some hot water."
"Huh!" Ding Feiyan wanted to get up, but his body didn't allow it, so he had to continue to sit upright.
The kitchen of Jin Xiangyuan is very large, it looks very clean, compared to the big stove of the outside house, here is a small kitchen, a small coal stove is burned, both heating and boiling water, I remember when I was a child, many times the family is gathered in the kitchen or a small point of the side hall, eating tea, chatting, roasting fire, from time to time put a little sweet potato or something, visitors are also entertained in the side hall, the large living room is almost not used.
The use of coal in the Wuyue Continent has a certain foundation, there are also hot water bottles, it seems that the use of glass has also reached a certain extent, although rubber and asphalt are not common, it seems that they are also used, the only curiosity is that plastic has not been seen yet, so it's okay, that thing is too polluting the environment.
Chi Qiu even suspected that Jiangnan had entered the era of steam engines, but unfortunately he had not verified it himself.
He quickly came out of the kitchen with a cup of hot water and handed it to Ding Feiyan.
"Thank you!" The water temperature was just right, Ding Feiyan covered his lower abdomen, but he didn't drink it.
You won't be embarrassed to drink water by yourself, right? Chi Qiu felt that the atmosphere in the river was not so old-fashioned.
Chi Qiu looked at her, thought for a while, and said, "Does it really hurt?" ”
"Hmm!" God is sometimes fair, giving Ding Feiyan a delicate face and proud figure, and also giving her a body that is more painful than other women.
"If that's the case, you might as well go and rest first, does Jinxiangyuan have a hand stove?"
"What do you want a hand stove for? In this weather, it hasn't snowed, so I can't use it. ”
"You can't get cold water at this time, you can't drink cold water, you have to keep warm." Chi Qiu pointed to the position of her lower abdomen and said, "Warming it here with a hand stove is very helpful for pain relief." ”
"Really?" Ding Feiyan looked at him suspiciously.
"Nature is true."
"You know a lot...... Ding Feiyan looked at Chi Qiu, saw him pointing to his lower abdomen, his face turned red, and he said in shame: "Where are you pointing!" ”
Chi Qiu hurriedly put his hand away, touched his cheek, Xiao Yan polished the ink, there was pen and paper in the handplate, and brought it over.
"Brush words?" Chi Qiu was dizzy, it's not that he didn't want to learn, in the desert, there was no such condition, and there was no need for this, in Yanzhou, he still learned calligraphy from his teacher, but unfortunately no matter how he wrote, he could write the simplified characters at most, and he could understand it, and there was no hope at the calligraphy level.
"You can't read?"
This question is really difficult to answer, let's say you can't read, you will always be found out in the future; Let's talk about literacy, with his calligraphy, it doesn't mean that you can't write letters, but simplified characters, will it be too different? Wuyue Continent only changed the historical trajectory in the era of Wu Zetian, the car is on the same track, the book is not much different, but in the end it is not the original history, after Xiting occupied Guanzhong, the Tinghuang and the second prince are illiterate, and the cultural things are all Chi Qiu's decision, but even so, because the languages of the people of various ethnic groups in the Western Regions are different, although Chi Qiu promotes Mandarin and simplified Chinese, the slang, colloquialisms, and pronunciation habits of each ethnic group are not the same, and there is no process of intermingling with the Han people for a long time in the Northern Wei Dynasty. A lot of things don't work out with a single directive.
You must know that Tuoba Hong is the seventh emperor of the Northern Wei Dynasty, and he still has to execute the "prince" to promote sinicization. And the Chinese language may not be popular throughout the country, the six towns of the Northern Wei Dynasty have been speaking Xianbei language, and after they seized power, they were also Xianbei for a time, the emperor of the Sui Dynasty Yang Jian's Xianbei small character Na Luoyan, Xianbei surname Pu Liuru, Yang Jian restored Yang after taking power.
It can be seen that history is not so easy to create.
"I know a little, but I think it's better to come forward in the name of the little county lord in this matter, can Feiyan girl ghostwrite?" Ji Qiu was very satisfied with his wit.
"Oh? Aren't you afraid that they will see that it is not the handwriting of the little county lord? ”
"It's just a matter of asking them to do some small things, they won't care so much."
"Alright then, you just think it's okay." Ding Feiyan drank warm water: "Xiaoyan, you go and help me get a hand stove." ”
"Eh, okay" Xiao Yan took two steps before reacting: "It's too early to have a hand stove in this weather." ”
Chi Qiu really wants to teach this little girl a good lesson.
Ding Feiyan showed a look of disappointment and said, "Why don't you write it?" ”
"I'd better go get the stove." Xiao Yan stuck out her tongue and left quickly.
"Say it!"
Chi Qiu pondered for a while, and said: "To the effect that Chi Qiu" pointed to himself: "It's me, a businessman, originally had to deal with some things, but because of injury, I was not good at doing it, the little county lord feels that you have a certain responsibility for this matter, you can come forward to help with his affairs, if you can, I ...... Find me the little county lord, and let Chi Qiu come to you. ”
When you go to visit, you always have to say hello first, this etiquette is like a modern call in advance, rashly passed, people are not at home, what to do?
Wuyue's rule of writing a visit post first is the same everywhere, it is not a matter of hypocrisy, and the small county lord comes forward to agree on the time and place of the negotiation, which can also get twice the result with half the effort.
Chi Qiu said simply, Ding Feiyan asked a few more words, such as when he was free? Where do you reply to the letter? Then she briefly talked about the "goodbye post" she had put together. Chi Qiu showed a look of joy, but he didn't expect Ding Feiyan to have excellent "secretary" potential, and in just a few sentences, he could well express the deep meaning of "mighty but not forced" that Chi Qiu wanted to express.
It was written in an instant, and Chi Qiu carefully picked up the note, blew carefully, read it carefully, and was very satisfied.
"Okay?" Ding Feiyanfang's heart was beating fast, it was the first time she was "selling" her literary talents, and she was looking forward to the teacher's affirmation like a primary school student.
"Of course, I can't do it anymore, if one day I become developed, I will definitely ask you to be a secretary."
"Secretary?"
"A Bachelor of Arts? You call ......"
"Clerical?"
"Yes, yes, female clerk, I will definitely hire you."
Ding Feiyan smiled rarely: "Don't say that, my little writing will help you who are illiterate, if you want to be a clerk, how far is it to go?" ”
"You're too humble." If you talk about calligraphy, Ding Feiyan is indeed average, compared to the TV series that Chi Qiu has watched, the talented girls are different from each other, Ding Feiyan's handwriting is good, but it is also difficult to get into the hall of elegance, but who cares? Chi Qiu said with a smile: "A really good document is not how well the words are written, but a brief explanation of something by the superior, she can fully understand the meaning to be expressed, and she can write it." ”
"Oh? Is that so? Ding Feiyan has just graduated, and the classification of job types is almost blank, as if college students don't know what outside companies are going to recruit.
Seeing that the beauty was intentional, Chi Qiu naturally knew everything: "This ordinary paperwork, that is, article writing, simply put, is to issue notices, and you can write." But the secretary is different, in addition to being able to write notices, you have to be like you, to be able to fully understand the content of the notices and just like Yuan Shao asked Chen Lin to write a famous essay "For Yuan Shao Yuzhou Wen". Ordinary documents do not have that literary style, and may not be able to understand Yuan Shao's intentions, and the writing is shallow, and it cannot achieve the effect of sending the world, Chen Lin listed many of Cao Cao's crimes in the text, and also scolded Cao Cao's ancestors for three generations, and reprimanded Cao Cao. Cao Cao was suffering from a head wind at that time, and he was sick in bed, because he was lying down and reading Chen Lin's writings, he was shocked into a cold sweat, and he suddenly got up, and his head wind healed. You can imagine the difference. "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms is Chi Qiu's favorite, and the allusions in it can't be difficult for him.
"Then you still have to be good at writing?" Ding Feiyan said.
"Feiyan girl doesn't need to be presumptuous, this Chen Lin is indeed a great writer, a senior talent at the national level, I remember that he is the secretary of the air force to make sacrificial wine, manage the book, and the military secretary is mostly made by Chen Lin and Ruan Yu. Cao Cao loves his talent deeply, and sometimes Cao Cao can't add or subtract a word from Chen Lin's works. This level is admirable, but there are too many things in the world, just like a business name and a bank, the owner does not care about specific affairs, it needs the secretary to come forward, to increase production or tighten the money, the owner spoke, that is, the secretary came forward to communicate with the shopkeepers everywhere, the communication is wrong, and the communication is not strong enough. Chi Qiu said with a smile.
"Isn't that what the butler did?" Ding Feiyan carefully observed Chi Qiu's expression and asked her question.