Chapter Ninety-Six: Why Ride the Wall and Hold an Umbrella
Xiaoxue was already floating in the sky, dancing in mid-air, Li Guolou held an oilcloth umbrella to send Li Jingluo to the Anhui Township Hall, he ran directly to the residence of the four fellow villagers, came to the door but heard the sound of mahjong inside. Li Guolou couldn't help laughing, he didn't study well, and the five fellow villagers played mahjong in the room.
Li Guolou knocked on the door and said loudly: "Patrol and visit!" ”
There was a rush in the room, laughter came, the door opened, and Fan Dahui hugged Li Guolou and said with a smile: "Fake foreign devil, we just talked about you." ”
Li Guolou broke free from Fan Dahui's fat body and said, "I'm not a real foreign devil, don't be so enthusiastic." ”
The other four said hello to Li Guolou and continued to play cards, since it was a friend, they would not stop playing cards, at least until the hall had dinner, they would not leave the table.
Zhu Dinghe said while playing cards: "Fake foreign devil, do you want to come and play for a while?" I won anyway. ”
Li Guolou smiled: "Don't pretend, you can fight." I'm just curious how you moved into a room for fun. ”
Fan Dahui refuted: "Hey, fake foreign devils can't say that, we don't want to save money." You can save money for a charcoal stove in one night, who called us poor. ”
Li Guolou rolled his eyes and said, "Then ask Lao Zhu to sell his family's paintings, and the five of you can live a good life." ”
Zhu Dinghe was extremely dissatisfied and said, "How did the fake foreign devil get into my house." Would a self-reliant person like me use his family's money? ”
Li Guolou replied: "Lao Zhu, you are not honest, who am I, your family just deposited a sum of money for you on the counter, do you think I don't know." ”
As soon as the words fell, the mahjong was pushed down, and several other students began to criticize Zhu Dinghe for pretending to be poor, and he must "Lao Zhu treats you." ”
Zhu Dinghe quibbled: "I'm not here for the long stream, I'm the most entertained here." ”
The heroes are invincible, and the other four students are unrelenting, so Zhu Dinghe can only promise them to go out for dinner and drink together at night.
Looking at the five of them arguing, Li Guolou remembered his study tour career, wouldn't his classmates quarrel with each other, and sometimes they would draw their fists against each other, but they would still get along and eat, drink and have fun together. Or the time of studying is the most nostalgic, the carefree days are fading away, will the five students cherish the friendship in front of them? In the future, when they are on different sides of the world, will they still think that they used to be brothers who slept on the same kang?
Li Guolou thought of his classmates in a foreign country, Britain is also icy and snowy now, and the landlord Smith's family got together to read the Bible? The scene of the mischievous Shelia holding the scissors in one hand and his pigtails in the other hand couldn't help but come to his mind.
Zhu Dinghe saw that Li Guolou was stunned, he was very dissatisfied, and scolded: "Fake foreign devil, are you here to disturb the morale of the army?" We study hard every night, live without sleep, and you can't compare with the fake show of a rich and noble family, quickly take some practical actions to support our fellow villagers, and we will return you ten times in ten years. ”
Li Guolou glanced at him and said: "What is Lao Zhu, I want to calculate you, I have a big tree at home that I have been calculating for a lifetime." Instead, you have to calculate well, and don't commit a royal taboo in order to make a mistake in writing a word, and rejoice in vain. ”
The test papers of the examiners should be clean and tidy, and if a wrong word is made, it should be pasted on a blank paper and rewritten. But it's best not to post it, if you want to get a good ranking, the test paper must be a wave of it, which is pleasing to the eye.
The examiner is like a small dark room, a small cubicle without a door to eat, drink, and Lazar are all inside, and they can't come out for three days. When entering, change your clothes and do not allow candidates to carry notes and scriptures. But this can also cheat, buy the examiner, and the test questions will be delivered to the examiner by the invigilator. Another trick is to make a code on the exam paper, which is what every invigilator will do, the invigilators are big and small, and the admission rankings are different, and the top three are hand-picked by the emperor. The royal taboo is the most, and to write the name of a sage and an emperor, you have to use a lack of pen. Candidates who forget this will be put into the cold palace for the exam papers, and many candidates are planted on this hurdle. Sometimes the examiner who marks the paper is kind and likes this test paper, and will help the candidate change it, so that the candidate can be lifted, which is a great gift, and will be recited in the future.
Li Guolou's words touched the hearts of the five students, usually it is good to write articles, but as soon as they enter the strict examination room, they will be confused, and their performance on the spot is not ideal, so they will waste the two years. Several people sighed together, telling the geometry of fate. They all went to the yellow blind man to tell their fortunes, and the words of the yellow blind man were subtle and subtle, and they couldn't guess for a while.
Zhu Dinghe said: "Hey, I have a strange thing, last night I had a strange dream, I dreamed that I was riding on the wall with an umbrella, I just wanted to jump off the wall, and I was kicked by the rice bucket to wake up. ”
Fan Dahui said angrily: "I still have to blame you, sleep well, put your hand on my face, I won't kick you and kick anyone." ”
Zhu Dinghe defended: "Aren't I holding an umbrella? Of course, you have to put your hand out. ”
Cao Kexing pondered: "Lao Zhu, you dream of riding on the wall, this dream is not good, you don't rely on the two ends, and the dilemma is the ending you face." ”
Zhu Dinghe asked, "What about the umbrella?" ”
Cao Kexing said: "That means you are doing useless work, sitting on the wall and holding an umbrella, what's the use?" ”
Zhu Dinghe scratched his scalp and said: "Hey, I don't take it seriously, it's not good if the aura is not good, anyway, if I don't win, I'll go back to be a small landlord." It's a pity that I was raised in a second room, and I can only live a well-off life in the future, and even my hometown is not likely to come out, and my father will not spend money on me anymore. ”
Zhu Dinghe is the oldest here, he is about to be forty years old, and his father is still alive, and he can still live a carefree life. One day, his father died, and the head of the family was replaced by the eldest brother, how could he still spend all his mind on taking the exam, and his wife and children also had to rely on him to support him. With the title of Xiucai, it is not much of a problem to find a decent errand.
Seeing that Zhu Dinghe was in a somewhat depressed mood, Li Guolou laughed, applauded, and said, "Congratulations, congratulations to Lao Zhu, there must be you in the title of the gold list this time, and there is no problem with the top thirty." Brother Cao's words, how can you listen to them, he said everything in the opposite direction. ”
Li Guolou is the most demagogic, his eighteen crooked reasoning, few people can refute it, and I don't know how many people have fallen for him.
Zhu Dinghe came to the spirit, the five students of the Qing Empire all looked down on talents like Li Guolou who were bought with money, and slandered Li Guolou's talent in every way behind his back, "People who can speak the language of foreign devils are traitors!" Li Guolou, who is not an authentic person, has always been the target of their criticism and attack. But they also know a little about Li Guolou's ability, and now he has suddenly become his bosom friend.
"Fake foreign devils, don't sell Guanzi, let's drink together at night." Zhu Dinghe invited Li Guolou and got drunk.
The more you drink, the more you like to drink, Li Guolou is now an alcoholic, and he has something to do in the afternoon, so he doesn't want to do anything when he thinks of drinking with friends. Don't be busy with the heavy snow in your heart, the reason is complete, the person is as stable as Mount Tai, and he sits on the kang with his ass.
Li Guolou took the shelf, stretched out the teacup, and then said: "Lao Zhu, give you face, a cup of tea will send me away, and the yellow blind man has at least three hundred copper coins." ”
Fan Dahui interjected: "I don't believe what Huang Blind said, he said that I was in high school the year before last, and he had already forgotten me this time." But in order to be auspicious, I didn't expose his lies, and I didn't give him less than two pennies. ”
Zhu Dinghe said impatiently: "Rice bucket, what are you talking about, people are people in the rivers and lakes who eat together, and people in high school praise him by the way." If I were hit, I would also say a few good words to the blind man, who would expose him for this kind of thing. Isn't it careful? ”
Cao Kexing said: "Fake foreign devils, people's tea is also respected, don't sell Guanzi, we have to play mahjong." ”
Zhu Dinghe said angrily: "Xiao Cao, you fight, I won't fight, I am happy to have friends, I will chat with fake foreign devils, and watch the snow together later." ”
Fan Dahui said: "I won't fight anymore, what is the meaning of my kick, I still have to ask the fake foreign devil for advice, the three of you play mahjong." ”
Wei Hanyu waved his hand to mess up the mahjong on the table, and said proudly: "Don't fight, it's time for our good brothers to go out to play, and snowball fights are better than playing mahjong." ”
The interest of playing in the snow came up, and everyone became like children and looked at the snow outside the window, hoping that the snow would fall a little bigger. They made a noise and asked Li Guolou to say quickly, and they began to change their shoes and prepare to go out.
Li Guolou said: "Lao Zhu's dream is a good dream, he will be rich and expensive in the future, I can pack the ticket, Lao Zhu's ranking this time is the highest among you." ”
Zhu Dinghe's face is getting better and better, he is ready to wave his pen and eat a big meal, money and things outside the body, life does not bring death, and the flowers are pulled.
Li Guolou said: "Lao Zhu dreamed that he was riding on the wall, which was hinting that he was coming to run and was going to change the court. ”
The students exclaimed together and said, "It makes sense." Zhu Dinghe was overjoyed when he heard this, and said hurriedly: "Fake foreign devil, then what is the auspicious sign of my umbrella, you can make it clear." ”
Li Guolou smiled and said: "Lao Zhu, this is a better explanation, if you open the umbrella, it means that when you jump off the wall, you are as steady as Mount Tai, and there will be no mistakes." Isn't it high school to sit on a high level? ”
Cao Kexing originally thought that Li Guolou was talking nonsense, but now he was moved by Li Guolou's words, and he rose from the ground and applauded: "Yes!" Sitting on high is high school. What I said just now was wrong, congratulations to you. ”
A room full of people cheered, surrounded Zhu Dinghe in the middle, and congratulated him on a wishful dream.
Fan Dahui hurriedly said: "What about me, a fake foreign devil?" What a good sign is my kick. ”
Li Guolou glanced at him and said: "You, that means that you have followed Lao Zhu all your life, and the ranking of Zhongju falls behind him." He is the boss, you are the second, and the official position will never be as big as him. ”
Fan Dahui got what he wanted, and when he heard good words, he could kick Zhu Dinghe and lift it.
Li Guolou laughed secretly in his stomach, this is called psychological suggestion, no matter how things develop in the future, he is giving Zhu Dinghe a shot of strength. "Sitting on a high ground" and "taking danger" can all explain that dreams are originally fake.
Zhu Dinghe's face flushed, and he shouted: "Drink flower wine at night, I'm in for a treat!" ”
"Whoa!" With the cheers of the five students, they ran to the street, the snow-capped world, and the ice sky of the snow cellar could not resist their enthusiasm. Snowballs flew everywhere in the shouting, Li Guolou alone resisted the attack of five people, and bursts of laughter came from the street.