Zhao Gou said again: "You said that you want to be a wicked person for me. ”

"Your Majesty, the fact that the first emperor is alive will indeed prevent you from monopolizing the imperial power, at least it will also make you look forward to doing things. Since the tragedy has happened, why do you hold on to it, why don't you take the opportunity to tell the world, with the heart of the world, to block the mouth of the world? ”

"How do you shut the mouth of the world?"

"It is said that after investigation, the first emperor was killed by the Jin people. In this way, the emperor's destruction of the Jin Kingdom can be regarded as avenging the first emperor, and the world will definitely respect the emperor even more! ”

Zhao Gou didn't answer, none of this is important, the important thing is that Qu Ping is right in front of him, how to decide Qu Ping's crime.

Qu Ping put the firewood on his back on the ground and said, "The minister is here to take the blame today, and what should be said is explained to the emperor." How the emperor wants to deal with the minister, the minister has no words! ”

Zhao Gou glanced at the bundle of firewood on the ground and asked, "Between our monarchs and ministers, there are many mustards now, I'm afraid we can't go back to the past." ”

"Your Majesty, there is no mustard between us, only traitors."

"Are you to blame?"

"Brave and faithful, never changed!"

Courageous loyalty is public, and the gap in private friendship will take a long time to repair.

Zhao Gou sighed and said, "Okay, Qin Hui's matter, I'll talk about it later." I...... In fact, I didn't really want to kill you or depose you at the beginning, I just wanted the world to know that I was the master of the world. If you have any complaints, tell me, I don't blame you. ”

"Did I really say that?"

"You dare to break into my dormitory at night, what else do you dare not say?"

Qu Ping said: "Emperor Taizu said that the side of the couch will not allow others to snore. The emperor's current mentality is similar. The more you have, the more afraid you are of losing, of being of high merit, and of being criticized by others. I feel that I am comparable to the Qin Emperor Han Wu, Tang Dynasty and Song Zu, and my inner vanity is very inflated, and it is difficult to advance with loyalty, and my slander is pleasing to the ear. Even a bit of an upstart mentality, from having nothing, to mastering the world, and not yet being familiar with what the opponent has, he begins to worry that it will leave him again......"

"Enough is enough......" Zhao Gou hurriedly interrupted Qu Ping, and if he listened to it again, he would be ashamed to death.

"Just like this real dragon bun, the emperor is used to eating delicacies from the mountains and seas, and it is difficult to eat coarse tea and light rice."

Zhao Gou feigned anger and said: "You still say! ”

"Every dish of the emperor has to go through dozens of processes, and he has long lost the original taste of food and forgotten what is the real food and clothing."

Zhao Gou grabbed the bun and smashed it at Qu Ping: "You still say!" See if I don't tear your mouth apart! ”

Qu Ping caught the bun and threw it back.

Zhao Gou caught the bun and pounced on Qu Ping, trying to block Qu Ping's mouth with the bun.

Qu Ping twisted Zhao Gou to the ground with his backhand, remembering that the emperor on the other side was the current emperor, so he hurriedly collected his strength, and he didn't dare to use his skills.

The two of them just tossed and turned on the ground and twisted together. In the end, it was still the highly respected Zhao Gou who was superior in skills and overpowered Qu Ping, and Qu Ping honestly asked Zhao Gou to stuff the bun into his mouth.

Zhao Gou rode on Qu Ping, gasped and said, "I am afraid that you are the only one in the world who dares to do this to me!" ”

Qu Ping said with a bun in his mouth: "Your Majesty, get up quickly, it's too unsightly!" ”

After a scuffle between the two, the previous embarrassment suddenly reduced a lot.

Zhao Gou got up, twisted a small piece from the bun on Qu Ping's mouth, threw it into his mouth, and said, "Who said I can't eat coarse tea and light rice?" ”

Qu Ping stood up, helped the emperor sort out his clothes, and said, "How can buns be coarse tea and light rice, this is one of the authentic staple foods." ”

"Then you say, how can I prove that I can't only eat delicacies from the mountains and seas?"

The emperor is really naïve, he is actually entangled in this problem!

Qu Ping thought about it, glanced at the Chai He that he had worked hard to carry over, and said, "It's better to eat barbecue!" ”

Chen Chong took the guards and the inner guards outside the palace, anxious, I don't know how Qu Ping and the emperor talked inside, but don't have an accident, otherwise I won't talk about the official position, and I am afraid that it will be difficult to protect the head.

Chen Chong was praying, and suddenly saw the door open, the emperor took the lead to come out, Qu Ping followed closely with Chai He, and the two of them looked like they were smiling, as if nothing had happened, and as if everything had passed.

The chamberlain asked the emperor carefully: "Your Majesty, are you okay?" ”

The emperor instructed: "Come, help King Xiang take firewood and make a fire in front of the palace." ”

The chamberlain heard the emperor call Qu Pingxiang Wang, and knew that the two monarchs and ministers had released their previous suspicions, so they hurriedly went over to take the firewood in Qu Ping's hand, and then asked the small one to find a flint to make a fire.

Chen Chong saw that the emperor and Qu Ping were happy, and called him King Xiang, so he knew that Qu Ping had achieved success, and he was naturally happy in his heart.

The emperor called Chen Chong and said, "Chen Chong, don't smirk. You...... Go to the Imperial Garden, catch a few Japanese green pheasants, slaughter and clean them, and quickly bring them over. I'm going to eat barbecue with him! ”

Chen Chong was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart: "Catch the green pheasant? Eating barbecue? What is the rhythm of this? Chen Chong didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly beckoned a few of his men to go down to do something.

The guards and chamberlains were busy, the emperor and Qu Ping sat on the steps in front of the palace, the stars in the sky did not speak, twinkling and shining.

Qu Ping asked the emperor curiously: "Your Majesty, the minister dares to ask, I heard that you have had nightmares recently?" What did you dream about? ”

"Dream ...... You stabbed me. ”

"I ...... Why did you stab the emperor? ”

"I don't know, what are the causes and consequences of dreaming, it's just such a picture."

"Oh, what's the stab?"

Zhao thought for a moment: "It seems to be a stomach." ”

Qu Ping said: "The minister offended the emperor in a dream, the emperor, you can beat me." ”

"I wanted to pull your skin and pull your tendons, but now, I feel that I can't stand you."

"Your Majesty, you have made progress and dared to admit your mistakes."

Zhao Gou shouted: "Hey, how do you say it again? Didn't you say that you wouldn't mention it? Don't I want to lose face? ”

"Okay, don't say it, don't say it. Let's just know in our hearts. Qu Ping can stop. 100 Literature

Not long after, the chamberlain made a fire, and Chen Chong also killed two green pheasants and sent them to the emperor. Qu Ping borrowed Chen Chong's long sword, skewered the green pheasant on the sword, and roasted it on the fire. Slowly, it exudes a meaty aroma. The chamberlain went to find salt, and after sprinkling it with salt, the meat tasted even better.

Zhao Gou sighed: "I came to reach out for food and open my mouth, almost forgetting how the food came from. ”

Qu Ping said: "Therefore, we must return to life and the masses, so that we can experience the life of the masses and better create a better life for the masses." ”

Zhao Gou saw that Qu Ping was about to start preaching again, so he hurriedly stopped: "Stop!" My earache! ”

"It's a word of faith."

"Wow, this meat is roasted with oil, it's so fragrant!" Zhao Gou changed the subject.

After the meat was cooked, Qu Ping tore off a chicken leg and gave it to the emperor, pulled a small wing himself, took a bite first, and said: "Your Majesty, the minister has already tried it for you, and the taste is okay!" ”

"Who wants you to try it, I want to be the first to eat it first! Not...... Delicious...... Ah, hot hot! ”

"Your Majesty, slow down! If you don't have enough to eat, go grab a few. There is still a nest on the minister's house, and they don't dare to touch it, like a treasure, and the yard is almost unable to accommodate it. ”

The emperor chewed quickly and said, "Eat it!" ”

"But what you said, Your Majesty, don't go back."

"Just don't eat it all, this is a symbol of our friendship with Fuso."

"Yes, yes!" Qu Ping gulped down the meat and asked Chen Chong, "Do you want to have some?" ”

Chen Chong looked at the two green pheasants that were about the same size as pigeons, and thought to himself that this was enough for our old men to eat, so he refused: "No, after the end of the day, the lower officials will fast." ”

Zhao Gou nodded and praised: "Eat modestly, control your mouth, good!" Illness comes from the mouth, and disaster comes from the mouth, I hope to uphold it! ”

Chen Chong secretly wondered if the emperor suspected that he had revealed something to Qu Ping, so he said this, so he quickly bowed his head and replied: "Yes!" Emperor! ”

Qu Ping said: "Your Majesty, do you want to have some wine?" ”

"No, I'll have to take care of everything tomorrow."

Qu Ping suddenly thought of Tana going out of the emperor's bedroom, so he said, "The emperor is really hard. ”

Zhao Gou naturally didn't know that just now, a small train drove over.

"What is the emperor going to do with his ministers?" Qu Ping asked again.

Zhao Gou said: "Rong Zhen thinks about it, I will definitely not spare you!" ”

Chen Chong secretly said badly, the emperor still can't spare Qu Ping, is all this an illusion?

But I heard Qu Ping smile and say, "Thank you, Your Majesty!" ”

Chen Chong reacted, it turned out that the emperor said the opposite, which startled him.

After the two were full, the emperor invited Qu Ping to sleep in a room with him. The ashes and bones on the outside are naturally cleaned by the inner attendants.

Qu Ping said: "No, how can you allow others to snore on the side of the couch?" ”

Zhao said: "You sleep on the ground next to you." ”

Qu Ping was speechless for a while: "...... Emperor Xie. ”

The emperor worked hard all day today, and fell asleep when he went to bed. Qu Ping naturally couldn't talk to himself, and he slept with his clothes.

In the morning, I suddenly heard Zhao Gou tossing and turning on the emperor, moaning and screaming in pain.

Qu Ping hurriedly turned over and looked, only to see Zhao Gou holding his stomach with his hands, rolling around on the bed, with large beads of sweat hanging on his head, his face white, and his lips blue.

"Your Majesty, what's wrong with you?" Qu Ping asked worriedly.

"Abdominal pain...... It hurts, ah......"

"I'll call the Imperial Doctor!" Qu Ping rushed to the door and called the chamberlain loudly, asking him to quickly call someone to pass on the imperial doctor, and the emperor had abdominal pain.

The chamberlain didn't dare to delay at all, and hurriedly sent someone to pass the imperial doctor into the palace quickly.

Qu Ping returned to the side of the dragon couch and touched the emperor's forehead, which was still a little hot. Qu Ping pondered: "Abdominal pain, fever, could it be that eating yesterday triggered inflammation?" ”

Qu Ping asked: "Your Majesty, in addition to abdominal pain, do you want to relieve yourself?" ”

Zhao Gou replied bitterly: "I don't want to." ”

"Which part of my abdomen hurts badly?"

"Right lower abdomen."

According to the emperor's medical history and signs, Qu Ping thought: "Could it be appendicitis?" I have a comrade-in-arms who also had appendicitis and died of pain, which is very similar to the emperor's symptoms. In the end, the anti-inflammatory drugs did not work, and the doctor recommended emergency surgery to remove the appendix to make the condition better. ”

That's hard! The surgical techniques of ancient times, I dare not compliment!

Qu Ping asked the chamberlain to bring water, and put a towel on the emperor's forehead over and over again, first taking physical cooling.

The Imperial Doctor finally came in a hurry, and it was the head of the Imperial Hospital. He didn't have time to say hello to the emperor, so he hurriedly checked the emperor's illness carefully, checked his pulse, looked at the tongue coating, and asked the person next to him: "What did the emperor eat last night?" When does abdominal pain occur? ”

"For dinner, we ate fish, pork knuckle, sea cucumbers, seasonal vegetables, etc. Before going to bed, I ate something else. After speaking, the chamberlain looked at Qu Ping.

Qu Ping replied: "I ate barbecue before going to bed. Symptoms that appeared less than an hour ago. ”

How does the emperor eat barbecue?

The head of the Tai Hospital looked back at the person who spoke, with a simple cloth coat, and then looked at his face, it turned out to be Qu Ping! How did he end up here? The head of the courtyard looked at Qu Ping in a daze: "Xiang...... King Xiang. ”

Qu Ping said: "The barbecue I had with the emperor last night. What is the emperor's illness? ”

The head of the hospital said: "According to the emperor's illness and medical history, the lower officials judge that it should be an intestinal carbuncle!" ”