Chapter 57: The consequences are severe
Wang Bang said unhappily: "Didn't you just win the battle today?" Why do you still eat this? ”
The soldier who went to eat said, "It's good to have this to eat." I used to eat wild vegetable soup. ”
"It's not."
Wang Bang said in disbelief: "I just won the battle today, didn't I capture it?" ”
"This, squad leader Wang, you don't know when you're the squad leader, how do we know?"
Wang Zhan was speechless.
I could only hastily eat some cushions to pad my stomach, continue to sleep, and wake up the next day.
This time, the soldier didn't need to call and took the initiative to bring him breakfast, but when he saw the breakfast, he suddenly wanted to scold his mother again.
How is it still white porridge with sweet potatoes? Is it really that poor?
Wang Fang was holding the gruel that night and eating sweet potatoes, and the more he ate it, the less it tasted.
"Let me in those two bastards out there."
The two soldiers immediately ran in and asked respectfully, "Squad Leader Wang, what are your orders?" ”
Wang Zhen said, "Sit." Sit on the kang. ”
The two warriors did not dare to disobey him, and sat next to him with a little trepidation.
"What's your name?"
"Hehe, my name is Zhang San."
"My name is Li Si."
"What?"
Wang Zhan was a little confused.
, celebrity. Unexpectedly, he was confined and confined to two celebrities who stood guard for him.
Wang Fang said: "You two, do you want to eat meat?" ”
The eyes of the two warriors suddenly lit up, and as soon as they said the word meat, they were so hungry that they couldn't do it. Hurriedly nodded and said, "Yes." ”
Wang Zhan said seductively: "Think so? In that case, you two will follow me out, and we will secretly go to the mountains to get a few hares and pheasants back, and then eat barbecue here? ”
The two fighters swallowed, but finally said, "No, it would be miserable if the commissar knew about the two of us." ”
Wang Zhan: "Do you two still have any guts?" Occupy two such awesome names in vain, and be so timid. ”
Zhang San and Li Si didn't know why Wang Zhan said that the names of the two of them were awesome, and they didn't bother with this.
Zhang San said hesitantly: "Squad Leader Wang, we are not like you!" You are a capable person, you have the ability to solve mistakes, but we make mistakes and we are miserable. ”
Wang blew up a blank look at him and said, "This sycophant is a good shot." So be it! You two follow me out, and I'll be alone in the event of an accident, how about it? ”
Zhang San and Li Si were still hesitating there.
Wang Fang said: "Meat! The barbecue was delicious, wow, it made my mouth water just thinking about it. ”
Zhang San and Li Si glanced at each other, and finally couldn't make up their minds.
Wang Bang seduced again: "That's it! As long as you listen to me. When I get out, I'll take you two to my class when I have a chance, how about it? ”
Zhang San and Li Si were immediately excited, gritted their teeth and said, "Okay, squad leader Wang, we will follow you." ”
Wang Fang's class is now all big heroes! I heard that as long as you go to his class, you can increase your strength and marksmanship. Meritorious service is also a big drop.
Of course, except that Wang Zhan, the squad leader, is still in confinement.
Who wouldn't want to go to such a class? If you can mess with Wang Bang, even if you make a mistake and be punished, it will be worth it. Zhang San and Li Si decisively followed Wang Zhan in this way.
With Wang Bang's lead, the living people easily avoided those open and dark sentinels and came to the mountain.
Then Wang Fang began to teach the two of them to put on a condom, and prepared to use the condom to put on a few pheasants to eat.
Wang Fang was indeed a lazy man, and after teaching them, he found a place under a tree and began to sleep again.
I was just about to fall asleep in a daze, when suddenly Zhang San ran over and said in a frightened voice: "Squad leader, wild boar, wild boar, what a big wild boar, and a group of small ones, what should I do?" ”
Wang Bang turned over and said, "Don't make trouble, sleep!" ”
Zhang San said anxiously: "Squad leader, wild boar!" One big one with a dozen small ones. ”
Wang Zhan's eyes still didn't open, and he said in a daze: "Don't make trouble, you're disturbing Lao Tzu's sleep, do you believe it or not?" ”
Forehead?
Zhang San was stunned. I don't even dare to scream, what if I really wake him up, he really wants to pump himself?
At this time, Li Si ran over and said anxiously: "Zhang San, what did the squad leader say?" ”
Zhang San said with a bitter face: "I can't wake him up, how do I know what he said?" ”
Forehead?
Li Si was also stunned.
After being stunned for a while, he remembered a legend, and now he can only fight it.
Li Si said in Wang Zhan's ear: "Squad leader, squad leader, devil, devil ......"
"Where's the devil?"
Wang Fang jumped up directly, and his right hand didn't know where to pull out a fast and slow machine. A wary look was everywhere.
Zhang San: "......"
Li Si: "......"
Zhang San and Li Si are very confused, can this guy bring a gun when he is confined? Why didn't we find out before?
Wang Zhen looked around, where are the devils? Suddenly asked angrily: "Where is the devil?" ”
Li Si had obviously already thought of his rhetoric, and he hurriedly said: "Squad leader, squad leader, it's not a devil, you heard it wrong, it's a wild boar, such a big wild boar, and a group of small ones, what should I do?" ”
In the eyes of Zhang San and Li Si, if they can catch this group of wild boars, the whole group will be enough to eat.
But when Wang Bang heard this, he immediately said with a lack of interest: "It turned out to be a wild boar?" Wild boars are wild boars! So why be nervous? Don't make me sleep, you know? ”
Yes?
Zhang San: "......"
Li Si: "......"
Li Si said in a daze: "Squad leader, what about a dozen wild boars!" If we catch them, then our whole group can have a good meal. ”
Wang Zhan: "Li Si, are you stupid? If we catch these dozen wild boars back, then the matter of us sneaking out will not be exposed? Really. ”
"But."
"Don't be, honestly wait for the pheasant to eat!"
"It's not."
Li Si thought about it, and finally made up his mind and said: "Squad leader, as long as you can catch these wild boars back, I Li Si will bear the consequences." Isn't it just confinement? What's the big deal? ”
"Ouch, I can't see it, Li Si, you kid is quite responsible, okay, in that case, I can't discourage your enthusiasm, right? Where are the wild boars, take Lao Tzu over to clean them up. ”
"This way."
Zhang San and Li Si took Wang Fang and ran towards the group of wild boars. The legend of Wang Fang was spread too much before, and in their hearts, Wang Fang naturally could easily catch these pigs.
So many devils have been beaten to the point of crying wolf, ten wild boars, for Wang Zhan, isn't it a matter of being caught? Right?
But Zhang San and Li Si were stunned next.
The two took Wang Fang to a place more than ten meters away from those wild boars.
Wang Fang looked at it, alas, it was really, a big wild boar weighing two hundred pounds, with a dozen small wild boars weighing dozens of pounds, didn't know what to arch on the ground?
Wang Fang didn't think about it, and raised the fast and slow machine in his hand to aim at those wild boars.
"Bumper Bumper ......"
Zhang San: "......"
Li Si: "......"
The consequences are serious.
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