After a thunderstorm, the sky seems to have been washed, and the puddles on the ground reflect the clear blue sky, and the four fields have a fresh breath.

Xu Chun went to play with his classmates early this morning, Xu Tian drove to the bus stop where he was going to get off and waited for him, and he parked the car in the parking lot of the nearby mall, and when he walked out, there was a modified Volkswagen with bells and whistles opposite to drive into the parking lot, and the tires did not slow down when they passed a puddle next to them, and splashed a large piece of dirty water on the side, splashing Xu Tian on the side.

“！”

Fortunately, Xu Tian's skills are extraordinary, and his eyes flashed quickly, successfully avoiding the end of a wave of drenched chickens.

Looking back, the car stopped, and a hip-hop head wearing a black peaked cap poked out of it, and said to Xu Tian with a smile in that habitual dragging tone: "Wow, brother is good!" ”

Then he kicked the throttle tube and drove away.

Xu Tian: "??? ”

What the hell, apologize and don't say a word?

Just leave yourself with a joke?

Okay, remember you.

Look at the black paint of the wheels, the car logo is also golden, and there are four exhaust pipes, the sound of driving is like a sports car, and it is very conspicuous.

Xu Tian quickly held a grudge, he wouldn't go to trouble someone, so he went to a coffee shop next to the bus and sat on his mobile phone to watch videos.

Rich and wealthy, Xu Tian is now generous when he buys vegetables, and he no longer has to worry about buying an extra pound of cabbage, and of course he will no longer be entangled for video software members-

In the past, when he watched a video, every time he saw the words "members can skip ads", he automatically ignored them and waited patiently for the ads to pass.

First, he felt that advertising cost a lot of effort and investment from product developers, and he heard that advertising is billed in seconds, and the price of good guys is not low, and many advertisements are actually quite good-looking, and their artistic attainments are very high.

Second, there is no money.

In all fairness, he thinks that the companies that make video software are not things, and other product developers spend money on advertising, but they actually let users spend money on advertising.

Xu Tian: ???

The point is that those product developers are also stupid, most of the people who watch advertisements are dicks who can't afford to buy products, and the rich and handsome who can afford products have opened members, and never watch ads, why do you spend that money? Isn't it good to use it to save the world?

Just like Xu Tian now, he spent 200 at one time to open an annual membership, and he doesn't need to watch any advertisements at all.

Roar, when you think about it this way, it's good to have money.

Who says you can't buy time with money?

Isn't that just a minute to buy to watch the ad time?

And if you have money, you can buy a big cup of milk tea unscrupulously, and you can also add popping eggs generously.

You don't have to lick the lid when you drink yogurt in the future.

People came and went in the mall, and at this moment, Xu Tian, who was watching the video and drinking milk tea, suddenly saw through the floor-to-ceiling window that he was almost splashed with mud by driving a cheap modified car just now, wearing a black cap on his head, wearing a loose white T-shirt, and army green cropped pants, with a goatee on his chin, and a very Zhang Zhenyue, and a long and thick golden sequin necklace that was as conspicuous as his car, but he didn't know if it would float up when soaked in the water.

The creature was passing by the door of the coffee shop with a cigarette in his mouth.

Xu Tian had an idea, taking advantage of the fact that no one was secretly running the earth-based divine power in his body, acting on his face, and the next moment, his facial features began to change, a large number of wrinkles began to appear, his hair also turned gray-white, and in just a few seconds, his face completely turned into an old man in the twilight of his life.

It was he who casually changed the appearance of an old man in his memory.

Special Ability: Face!

He immediately grabbed the remote control of the air conditioner on the table and chased it out.

"Lad, lad."

He deliberately lowered his voice to make his voice sound a little old, and yelled at the back of the goatee hip-hop guy in front of him.

As a result, the young man ignored him, I don't know if it was because he deliberately looked at no one or because he had two in-ear headphones in his ears.

Xu Tian had no choice but to step forward and pat him on the shoulder: "Hey! Lad! ”

Hip Hop Guy: "??? ”

[Resentment from Kwon Ji Woong, +244! ] 】

Why are you so shocked, I'm scared to death. The hip-hop guy named Quan Zhixiong turned around a little impatiently, took off his headphones, and then looked at this strangely dressed old man:

Wearing a very young black T-shirt and black shorts, and an electronic watch on his hand, he looks like a very fashionable old man.

"What's the matter?"

Quan Zhixiong frowned and said, he doesn't even need honorifics to treat the elderly, and he is really a bad thing that can do such a lack of morality as driving and splashing people without apologizing.

If Lao Tzu doesn't teach you to be a man this time, Lao Tzu won't be called Xu Tian.

Xu Tian said: "That, I don't know what's going on on my phone, the phone can't go out, can you help me take a look?" ”

It turned out that Quan Zhixiong was still willing to help with this little thing: "Okay, show me your mobile phone." ”

Xu Tian immediately handed over the remote control of the air conditioner in his pocket with his hand.

Quan Zhixiong took the thing and looked at it: "??? ”

"Uncle, you are the remote control of the air conditioner, where is the mobile phone?" Ya looked at Xu Tian's eyes and suddenly became a little weird, I'm afraid it's not Alzheimer's, right?

As a result, Xu Tian said with a smile: "What about my mobile phone?" ”

After being stunned for three seconds, Quan Zhixiong reacted suddenly: Fog grass! This is a new type of porcelain touching method???

[Grievance from Kwon Zhi Bear, +1511! ] 】

"You...... What do you mean? ”

Quan Zhixiong's face suddenly became extremely ugly, and he felt that the pores all over his body were blown up, could it be that he had also met the legendary old man touching porcelain, and it was an upgraded version???

1511 points of resentment!?

What a wave of big income!

It's a record-breaker!

Very good, very good, Xu Tian sneered: "What can I mean, let you help me look at the phone, why did it become a remote control when it arrived in your hand?" ”

[Grievance from Kwon Ji Woong, +1089! ] 】

Quan Zhixiong's heart suddenly had 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past, and then galloping back and galloping again......

Fog grass!

It's a big deal this time!

It's clear that it's an upgraded version of the new generation of porcelain touching techniques!

Why did you let yourself meet it?

"Uncle, let's ...... Where did I do something wrong, I'll compensate you, you...... Can you raise your hand and let me live? ”

Quan Zhixiong was directly cowardly, after all, there is no mine at home, and he can't afford to buy a car modification for 100,000 yuan if he has a mine!