Chapter 170: It's all out of the way, someone copied this chapter and said it!
"Father, it's time to eat cake!"
After Yu Zhiqian reacted, he slowly stood up and spoke.
After hearing Yu Zhiqian's words, before the emperor could speak, Cheng Yanjin didn't know where to jump out: "Hahaha, can you finally eat it?" I have been greedy for a long time, how to eat, one person to take a bite? ”
Yu Zhiqian didn't take care of this fool, knowing that this thing was doing this to protect himself.
"Well, let's eat!"
After Yu Zhiqian heard this, he walked to the cake, called the little eunuch to bring the knife and fork he had prepared, and glanced at the minister in his heart.
With a roll of his eyes, Yu Zhiqian had a simple idea in his heart, the emperor at the top still had his own princes to eat, the second-level nobles and some important ministers to share, and the bottom piece was also the largest, let the rest of the people attending the dinner party share a point, in this way, they could get a little bit.
This group of people only needs to taste the taste, remember this delicacy, when the store in their East Market opens, this group of people is the main force to buy, as for Xungui and Di Renjie, after knowing that the store is their own, they will definitely not spend money to eat, they will definitely come to the East Palace to eat and drink......
Yu Zhiqian first cut off a large piece of cake and gave it to the emperor, when cutting the cake, Yu Zhiqian clearly saw that a small part of the back of the cake was cut off by hand, no need to think about it, this is the trace left by his cheap dad and others who stole it before.
After cutting it quietly, Yu Zhiqian gave each prince some points, although there are not many people on the upper layer, but there are fewer people, so everyone has a larger share, the eighth child saw the cake next to him, looked at Yu Zhiqian, as if thinking about the fear of being dominated by Yu Zhiqian some time ago, turned his head and said nothing, the cake is now he has a psychological shadow!
"You don't want to eat?"
The seventh looked at the eighth with some curiosity, the cake was delicious, he had never eaten such a delicious thing for a long time, and his eyes were full of admiration when he looked at his eldest brother, his eldest brother could not only make such a delicious cake, but also such beautiful fireworks......
"Seventh brother, do you want to eat? The little brother is already full, you eat! ”
Hachi shook his head firmly, the cream cake was very delicious, but he had eaten too much, and he didn't want to eat this thing in his life!
Yu Zhiqian now regrets that he cut the cake himself, several old men stood next to him, smiled and touched a little cream with their fingers, after tasting it, their eyes lit up, the taste was very good, and they stared at Yu Zhiqian next to him.
This group of old men has no appetite, and now that the dinner party has begun, there is nothing to do for the time being, Yu Zhiqian stared at Yu Zhiqian cutting the cake, picking thorns on the side, Di Renjie, Cheng Yanjin, and the group of people were also mixed in.
"Liu Guogong, this is your cake!"
Yu Zhiqian cut a cake and handed it to an old man, the old man looked at the cake, nodded, and silently held the cake, but did not leave but continued to stare at Yu Zhiqian.
Yu Zhiqian didn't understand what this group of old men were doing, and continued to cut the cake: "Zhang Hou, this is your cake!" ”
cut another cake and handed it over, there is a big gap between the Duke and the Marquis, but there is basically no gap in this group of old men, this Marquis Zhang will definitely be posthumously crowned after he dies!
"His Royal Highness the Prince, why is Zhang Hou's cake bigger than the old man's!"
Liu Guogong, who had been waiting for a long time, suddenly spoke, Yu Zhiqian was stunned for a moment, looked at the two cakes, there was not much difference, I don't know where this old man could see who was big and who was small......
"It's the same size!"
"Your Highness, you must not favor one over the other, old man......"
This old man is here to stir up trouble, this group of old guys usually has nothing to do, they are basically in a semi-retired state, and now they jump out and tease Yu Zhiqian, this group of old men is not to embarrass Yu Zhiqian, but simply to be compared to others......
Yu Zhiqian pretended not to hear it, and continued to cut the cake, this time cutting it a little smaller, it was for Wu Guogong, but after Wu Guogong took the cake, he immediately stopped doing it and began to quarrel......
"His Royal Highness the Prince, why is this cake old man not small, why are the two of them ......?"
Soon the incident changed from whose cake size to whose credit was the size, and then became whose son and daughter are good now, just like the uncle in a large elderly activity community......
After Yu Zhiqian cut the cake silently, he left quickly, and handed over the rest of the cake to the little eunuch to cut, he was too tired, Yu Zhiqian didn't know how his cheap dad could endure this group of old guys, Yu Zhiqian couldn't bear it for a while......
The emperor was watching the play on the side, and although he was very sympathetic to Yu Zhiqian's experience, he had a gloating expression.
This drama of competition for favor ended a few minutes after Yu Zhiqian left, and the dinner party entered the second round, a talent show, to be precise, equivalent to a report performance, and the singers and dancers in the palace came out to perform the show.
A group of ministers watched it with relish, the royal dance was still very beautiful in these years, and the gap between the singers and dancers raised by the ministers and the royal family was still very large, but for Yu Zhiqian, who could see a group of young ladies in various clothes every day in the road signs, TV, and live broadcasts in the market, there was no attraction, hey, he was dressed so tightly, and his movements were so stiff......
The performance lasted about half an hour, and there was constantly wine in the middle, and everyone was drinking to watch the performance at first, but when Cheng Biting Jin and Yu Chigong jumped to the middle and began to wrestle, the whole hall began to become chaotic.
Everyone is used to it, this is a normal performance, as long as Cheng bites Jin Wei Chi Gong and the group are there, there is no doubt that they will eventually move towards this trend, and everyone understands the urine sex of several guys.
When the dance ended, Zhao Yun led people to enter to separate Cheng Yanjin and others, and began to continue the next process, Wenchen began to play whether it was writing poetry, composing lyrics, and doing the best poems, there would be a reward from the emperor, and all Wenchen were eager to try.
Of course, at this time, Cheng Biting Jin and others will also jump out to make trouble, such as chanting a limerick poem: "Oh my mother, it's such a big chicken, the chicken legs are delicious, and the chicken head is even more ......"
The emperor looked up at the ministers who were eager to try below, and suddenly turned his head to look at Yu Zhiqian, the prince had never made poems before, and this year he seemed to have said a lot of quatrains, I don't know if he can overwhelm the ministers at this time and make any earth-shattering poems!
"Prince!"
"Erchen is here!"
"Today you will chant a poem first!"
"Huh?"
Yu Zhiqian was stunned for a moment, and let himself chant a poem? I don't know much about Tang and Song songs, and there are only a few poems that I can come up with, looking at the emperor and touching my head, I don't seem to be able to write anything.
"Well, today's fireworks show is unprecedented, you can improvise, it doesn't matter if you don't do it well!"
"Yes!"
"Is the word OK?"
Yu Zhiqian thought for a while and asked slowly.
"Yes!"
Hearing that the emperor said that the words were okay, Yu Zhiqian breathed a long sigh of relief, he really knew how to memorize a poem, which seemed to be quite appropriate, but the second half seemed to be a little inappropriate, and it seemed that it was okay to write the first half by himself. As for why I carried it, it was completely back then, in order to chase girls......
Coughing lightly, Yu Zhiqian slowly spoke: "Thousands of trees bloom on the night of the east wind." More blown down, the stars are like rain. BMW carved cars are full of fragrance. The sound of the phoenix flute moves, the light of the jade pot turns, and the fireworks dance all night.
After hearing this, the emperor nodded with satisfaction: "Yes, continue!" ”
Yu Zhiqian spread his hands: "Father, the sons have written so much so far, and the sons and daughters behind them haven't thought about it yet!" ”
After the emperor heard this, he sighed: "The article is natural, and the clever hand can get it, when will you be able to do the second half well, prince?" ”
"This, the father and the emperor don't know either, so it's better to listen to the ministers' ...... first"
"Minister, Su Shi has a poem today......"
Yu Zhiqian looked at the Su Shi not far away and was stunned for a moment, is that Su Dongpo guy in the East Palace fake? Why is there a Su Shi here?
But after thinking about it, it seems that Su Dongpo, who makes meat, and Su Shi, who writes poetry, are divided into two people, and it seems that there is nothing to do with Su Dongpo's poems, just like what does Lu Xun have to do with Zhou Shuren!
Looking at Su Shi who jumped out, Yu Zhiqian touched his chin and thought, I don't know what will happen to these two guys after they meet? What kind of sparks will be generated? Will it be the same as Liu Guanhua and Zhang Siren, kneeling on the ground to form a righteous alliance?
PS: Thanks for saying this chapter!
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