Chapter 52: Three Righteousness in the Vegetable Garden!

Lu Zhishen, who heard the wonders, slapped his thigh excitedly and said: "Sure enough, it's a whimsical idea, such kung fu is really a masterpiece." ”

After finishing speaking, Lu Zhishen shouted at his subordinates: "You wait and go, take my ring knife to the pawnshop and pawn some money, and then go to the Qunying Restaurant to buy some wine and food."

Happy today, I want to invite Lin Jiaotou and this Xiaowu brother to drink. ”

Lu Zhishen didn't dare to say that he could get some good wine and food, and he also understood that his ring knife could be used as ten taels of silver if he died. When you get the Heroes Gathering Restaurant, you can only buy some of the most ordinary wine and food. Good wine and good food, at least a hundred taels of silver to speak.

Lin Chong didn't say anything after listening to Lu Zhishen's words, he is a forbidden army leader, although what he said is good, but there are not many Yulu, plus Gao Yu's deduction, ten percent of Yulu can be counted as sixty percent in his hand.

What's more, he is still a family and a businessman, and a large family plus more than a dozen maids are waiting for him to support him. It stands to reason that it is okay for him to take his family to the group of heroes to eat at the wine shop.

But Lin Chong is a good-looking person, he can't pull down that face, he is the head of the 800,000 forbidden army in Kyoto, he goes to the place where the general public goes to eat, or drags his family to go, you let him Lin Chong be a person in the future, how to mix in the officialdom.

Therefore, Lin Chong just heard Lu Zhishen say that he wanted to be a knife, and he didn't dare to say that he was in for a treat, Lin Chong was a little afraid, if he took out the money on the spur of the moment, it would be difficult to explain to his wife when he went home.

What's more, every time Lin Chong goes out, his wife won't let him bring much silver, and there are a few taels of broken silver in his pocket. How to treat.

Wu Ming was a little embarrassed when he heard that Lu Zhishen had reached the point of pawning the ring knife in order to invite himself and Lin Chong to have a good meal, although Lu Zhishen's ring knife was not an artifact, it was also a treasure knife made of good iron.

Wu Ming hurriedly opened his mouth to stop Lu Zhishen and said: "Master and slow, in fact, I am the big proprietor of the heroes, Shandong Wu Dalang." I'm here to please. ”

After hearing Wu Ming's words, Lin Chong's face was incredible, but Lu Zhishen laughed and said: "Little brother, don't be kidding, it is rumored that Wu Dalang, the god of living wealth in Shandong, is more handsome than Pan An."

Look at you again, although you are beautiful when you say that you are long, but the sickly color of this face, you say that you are Wu Dalang, who believes it. ”

Wu Ming looked at Lu Zhishen with a wry smile and said: "Master, it's a long story, in fact, I have changed my appearance, and I don't know how much trouble I have caused because of my appearance all the way from Shandong." It's not that I'm sincere in deceiving the two, and I can't help it. ”

After everything was explained clearly, Wu Ming called over and said: "You go to the Qunying Gathering Restaurant, just say that I said it, let them get some high-quality wine and food to send, I want to have a drink with Master Lin Jiaotoulu here." ”

He said, "I just said it like this, and they didn't believe it." ”

Wu Ming glared at him and said: "Let you go, you will go, I have my own way to make them believe, go and return quickly, this matter is done, and the bounty is indispensable to you." ”

Helplessly, he looked at Lu Zhishen for help, Lu Zhishen also wanted to see how Wu Ming informed his subordinates here, so he asked Splash to do what Wu Ming ordered.

Sent away, Wu Ming looked at Lu Zhishen and Lin Chong, who were looking at him curiously, smiled slightly, and said playfully: "Below, the time to witness the miracle has arrived." ”

After finishing speaking, Wu Ming directly took out his goblin communicator from the storage ring, and then connected the phone number of the owner of the Bianliang Qunying Gathering Restaurant in front of Lin and Lu.

Lin and Lu were directly stunned by Wu Ming's divine operation, and Lin Chong said: "This is the legendary thousand-mile sound transmission technique." ”

Lu Zhishen said: "Could this thing be an immortal method? It is rumored that Wu Dalang, the god of living wealth in Shandong, is a god in the upper realm, I didn't believe it at first, but now who doesn't believe it, I will shoot him to death with a Zen stick. ”

Hearing Lu Zhishen's exaggerated words, Wu Ming didn't say anything, sometimes he didn't speak but pretended to be the highest level, I just didn't say it, just guess.

After a while, the wine and food were delivered, Wu Ming, Lu Zhishen, and Lin Chong had a table, and Lu Zhishen's subordinates had a table.

After the three rounds of wine and the five flavors of the food, Wu Ming looked at the Lin who was already a little floating, and Lu Erren said: "Since we are like-minded, why not follow the example of the ancients Liu Guan and Zhang Taoyuan." ”

Lin Chong, Lu Zhishen were all moved when they heard Wu Ming's words, who is Wu Ming? Living God of Wealth, what about the two of them, one is a poor monk in the temple, and the other is a poor instructor who has no name but no reality.

Wu Ming is an existence that they usually can't look up to, and now this person is willing to hand it in, which is a great creation for them.

The two of them made up their minds in their hearts, they must let Wu Ming be the boss, have a good big brother, and don't say anything else in the future, at least they don't have to worry about this delicious food and drink.

Wu Ming didn't know what the two of them thought, but Wu Ming also made a plan to be the boss, and only when he became the boss could he subdue Lin and Lu.

Second, in terms of age alone, Lin Chong and Lu Zhishen are older than themselves, so isn't he a junior, it's hard to hear when you think about it.

The three of them had their own thoughts, and in the end, it was Wu Ming who spoke first: "I think we can't arrange by age this time." ”

When Lin and Lu heard it, they were in tune with their hearts. So he asked in unison: "Then what about Da Lang, how should I arrange the size?" ”

Wu Ming rolled his eyes and said proudly: "The three of us have met because of martial arts, so I think we should rank the size according to the level of martial arts." Compare fists and feet, you two together are not my opponents,

I'm the boss, can you two take it? If you are not satisfied, then take the weapon out, and let's compare again. ”

Hearing that Wu Ming was so unceremoniously going to be the boss, Lin Chong and Lu Zhishen hurriedly nodded yes. Then the two of them pretended to have a test again, and determined that Lu Zhishen was the second and Lin Chong was the third.

In the eyes of the two of them, as long as Wu Ming is the boss, it doesn't matter who ranks second or third between the two of them.

After the plan, the three of them came to an empty place in the vegetable garden. Kneel in a row, pinch the soil for incense, raise wine to make righteousness, and swear to the sky:

Shandong Wuming, Weizhou Luda, Tokyo Lin Chong, the three of us are like-minded, today here as brothers with different surnames, from now on when there are suffering, hardship and suffering, happiness and sharing, life and death depend on each other, never give up.

If the oath is broken, heaven and earth will forsake it.

After the worship, Wu Ming looked at the two newly accepted younger brothers, full of joy. said affectionately to the two: "Second brother, third brother." From now on we will be our own brothers,

If you have any difficulties, just open your mouth, and I, Wu Ming, will definitely not be stingy. ”

Lu Zhishen is a straight man, and said to Wu Ming: "I heard that the eldest brother's restaurant has a special good wine, even the current emperor Lao'er is full of praise after drinking it, and it has been specified as next year's tribute wine, I don't know if the eldest brother can get a few jars." ”

After hearing this, Wu Ming suddenly remembered that there was still a Moutai state guest left over from Wu Song's drink last time in his storage ring, and he was not good at drinking, so when he met Lu Zhishen, a good drinker, he took it out and let him drink it.

Wu Ming said to the two: "No matter how good the tribute wine is, it is also the wine of the mortal world, I still have some immortal aging here, let the second brother and the third brother taste it today." ”

After that, he took out Moutai and poured a bowl for Lin Chong and Lu Zhishen, and both of them were full of praise after drinking. Lu Zhishen shouted that he wanted more, and Wu Ming continued to give Lu Zhishen wine.

As soon as the wine was full, a crow suddenly flew in the sky, and a piece of bird feces fell directly on Lu Zhishen's bald head.