Chapter 531: Crooked Thoughts

After such a small episode, Shi Bin was once again overwhelmed by the official document, so busy that he had no time to sit down and chat with Jia Ling and Sai Xishi. is to eat and gobble up, and the whole starving ghost is reincarnated, which is not what an official should look like at all. It's just that no one dares to pick on this, Shi Bin is working hard at this time, and when every second counts, he can't care about the slightest bit of false name and face.

In the evening, people go to bed early, but Shi Bin still approves official documents under the flickering kerosene lamp. Such a desperate effort made Jia Ling and Sai Xishi unbearable, so they came to accompany Shi Bin.

The two of them did this, which made Shi Bin's heart warm, but he didn't like this gentle township. You must know that Jia Ling and Sai Xishi are both beautiful beauties who look at the city, their hands are absolutely soft, their skin is like congealed fat, and they are unforgettable, coupled with bursts of fragrant wind, Shi Bin can't stand this temptation, and after a while, his brain will become a paste, and he can no longer think calmly. Taking advantage of the fact that there was still a little bit of sanity, Shi Bin ruthlessly signaled the two of them to stay away from him and not disturb his office.

Don't disturb Shi Bin's office? Such a reason to separate them was naturally unbearable for Jia Ling and Sai Xishi, who cared about him with good intentions, but he said that it was disturbing the office. Is it tolerable or unbearable! The two tigresses were so angry that one Buddha was born and the other Buddha ascended to heaven.

And Shi Bin, who was bent on official business, didn't know that he had said the wrong thing, and he had already angered the two tigresses. Seeing that Jia Ling and Sai Xishi hadn't left yet, he said a little impatiently: "Two ladies, please leave first and don't disturb my work..."

Before he finished speaking, Jia Ling slapped Shi Bin's shoulder with a palm, showing the true colors of a female man, and a sharp pain came to make him realize that he must have done something wrong just now to make Jia Ling, the tigress, angry. Of course, he couldn't sit stupidly and be beaten, and he couldn't beat his wife, so Shi Bin had no choice but to run away.

It's just that he was stopped at the door by Sai Xi Shi within two steps of escape, and naturally he couldn't do anything to Sai Xi Shi, so he could only obediently retreat to the study. As he retreated, Shi Bin asked, "Two ladies, why are you suddenly angry?" Are you not happy that I am working so hard? ”

"yes, it's just not happy!" Jia Ling's answer surprised Shi Bin very much. Where is there a husband who is aggressive and his wife is unhappy? If this is the case, then the wife is too unvirtuous. But I don't think what Jia Ling said is completely angry, although she is rude and willful, she is not a vexatious person, there must be some misunderstanding.

"Then please tell me what I did wrong? Do you want me to slack off? Shi Bin said angrily.

"Who wants you to slack off? Who wants you to slack off? Think about what you did wrong, and if you can't figure it out, don't think about working tonight! Jia Ling said viciously.

"No, sister. If you can't think of it, he will never think about working! When you come up with it, you can work when you can do it! Sai Xi Shi followed.

Looking at the two unreasonable wives in front of him, Shi Bin was very helpless, and regretted marrying these two fierce tigresses.

The appearance of the two of them who did not give up until they reached their goal let Shi Bin know not to try to deal with the past by stealing and playing tricks, and after a long sigh, he could only bow his head and think about it.

Where can we think calmly in such a situation? Since I can't think calmly, I naturally haven't had an answer. How can this work? Jia Ling and Sai Xishi couldn't stand the pain of waiting, and Shi Bin couldn't stand the pain of delay, and it didn't take long for another conflict to arise. If it weren't for the fact that the three of them still knew the severity, and Xu Feng came to dissuade them, the three of them would almost have to go to full martial arts.

Although there is no conflict, it doesn't mean that it will stop, Jia Ling and Sai Xishi still have the same attitude: 'I can't think of why they are unhappy, Shi Bin doesn't want to work normally'. only

However, the two of them retreated, no longer looking so arrogant, but sat quietly waiting for Shi Bin's answer.

The situation is better, but Shi Bin still feels that he has done nothing wrong, so naturally there is still no answer. Seeing that the faces of the two tigresses were becoming more and more impatient, he had no choice but to seek foreign help, so he motioned to Xu Feng to give a reminder.

But this did not escape Sai Xishi's eyes, but when Xu Feng was about to open his mouth to remind, he was glared at by her fiercely, so that Xu Feng could only swallow the words back into his stomach. Seeing Xu Feng retreating, thinking that there were still so many official affairs to do, and so many official documents waiting for his approval, Shi Bin became even more anxious.

Naturally, Shi Bin couldn't be forced to jump over the wall in a hurry, and he would break the jar and play a scoundrel, so Jia Ling and Sai Xishi secretly discussed.

"Sister Ling, why don't we remind him? If this continues, I'm afraid the situation is not good, and it is not good for us, but in fact, we are not reasonable. Seishh whispered.

After listening to Sai Xishi's words, Jia Ling also felt that she didn't seem to be reasonable, and suddenly weakened in momentum, so she asked, "Then how do you say to remind you?" Could it be that he directly said that he didn't know how to feel his wife's concern for him? ”

"Of course not, Xu Feng is still on the side, how can he ask that? We can ask this question when he was not here before, but now that he has come to protect the Lord, of course we can't ask this in front of an outsider. ”

"What then?" Jia Ling asked.

did not directly answer Jia Ling's question, but turned to Xu Feng and said, "Xu Feng, you go out first, we have something to say to adults." ”

Knowing what Sai Xi Shi's words meant, this kind of husband and wife quarrel Xu Feng is naturally not suitable for an outsider to get involved, and with Sai Xi Shi's words, he can just stay out of the matter, so he left without hesitation. It's just that when he left, he still gave Shi Bin an 'sorry' look.

Although Xu Feng gave a 'sorry' look, Shi Bin was still furious, and scolded Xu Feng in his heart for having no righteousness, he was a soft bone, and he couldn't even stay and say a few words for himself.

There were only three Shi Bin left in the room, and Jia Ling said, "You really don't know why Sister Xi Shi and I suddenly got angry?" ”

looked at Jia Ling and Sai Xishi with a bitter face, and said, "Do you think I'm pretending to be confused? Is it fun to pretend to be confused at this time? Do I have time to pretend to be confused? ”

Shi Bin's words are correct, he will definitely not pretend to be confused at this time. After a pause, Sai Si Shi said, "You're really heartless, well, I'll tell you why our sisters are angry." We are kind enough to help you deal with official business and take care of you, how can you still drive us away without conscience, the most intolerable thing is to say that we disturbed your office! ”

I see... After listening to Sai Xishi's words, Shi Bin couldn't cry or laugh. This time, however, he did not hide his feelings, but fully revealed them.

This expression was really ugly, but it still made Jia Ling and Sai Xishi understand that they had most misunderstood Shi Bin, but the two tigresses didn't plan to stop there, because they needed a satisfactory explanation.

And Shi Bin is also very uncomfortable, could it be that the two ladies are too beautiful for him to have no heart to work, and his mind is full of harmony and flowers?

What to do? Shi Bin kept asking himself... It is definitely not possible to speak directly, he doesn't want to be so straightforward, so he can only express it euphemistically.

After thinking about it carefully, Shi Bin finally came up with a solution, his face was much better, and he smiled slightly: "Two ladies, if you must have an explanation, I have to send you some poems." ”

Jia Ling was still interested in this, and although Sai Xishi didn't catch a cold, he also agreed in order to know the answer.

The first song is Huang Tingjian's "Times

One of the two jade daffodils in the rhyme". Borrowing water to bloom from a strange, water Shen for the bone jade for the muscle. The dark incense has been pressed down, and there are no good branches than the cold plum. The second one is just a few sentences from "The Cave of Wandering Immortals", but you must not insult or interrupt me. After finishing speaking, Shi Bin immediately recited, "The flowers are full of faces, and the fragrant wind splits the nose." The heart is uncontrollable, and the love can't help it. Meddling in the red cross-legged emerald quilt. Two lips to mouth, one arm to the head. Spanking the - the room, rubbing the hips. One bite is happy, one is sad, the nose is sour, and the heart is knotted. When I was young, my eyes and ears were hot, and my pulse was swollen and my muscles were relaxed. I know that it is rare to see, but it is precious and valuable. In the middle of the Russian space, several times connected. ”

The first poem praised the two for their beauty, and Jia Ling and Sai Xishi were naturally very happy to hear it. But the second song made the two feel too embarrassed, Jia Ling understood it, and Sai Xishi knew a rough idea although he was a little confused.

Seeing that Sai Xishi was still confused, Jia Ling didn't want her to make a fool of herself, so she opened her mouth and whispered: "Sister, don't you know what this "Youxian Kiln" is? ”

"I know the general meaning of the first song. I don't know the rest of it. Sai Xi Shi nodded awkwardly and said.

"This is, this is a book dedicated to things between men and women..." Jia Ling stammered, "Anyway, it's not very serious anyway." ”

Being so little by Jia Ling, Sai Xishi immediately screamed. At this time, the two finally knew what Shi Bin was thinking, and secretly sighed that they were fortunate to drive Xu Feng out, otherwise it would be too embarrassing.

looked at Jia Ling and Sai Xishi helplessly, and said with a rogue look: "You forced me to say it yourself, I didn't plan to say it." ”

Provoked by Shi Bin's words, Jia Ling and Sai Xishi immediately turned crimson, and even felt burning pain. It's normal to think about these things at night, but being said made these two thin-skinned women a little unbearable, and they immediately felt at a loss and didn't know what to do.

"Two ladies, please go back, I'll take care of myself." Shi Bin was speechless.

It's a pity that the stubborn Jia Ling and Sai Xishi don't plan to back down, saying that although they don't blame Shi Bin for driving them out, they will still help Shi Bin handle official business tonight, but they will sit farther away. And 'warned' Shi Bin not to think crookedly.

This can make Shi Bin feel painful, he is not a saint, and he can't sit still. But seeing Jia Ling's resolute attitude, he had no choice but to endure the ordeal.

It didn't take long for Shi Bin to beg for mercy: "Two, how about you just stop and stop?" My husband is not a saint, even if I don't look at you, I won't be able to do things with peace of mind when this fragrant wind strikes. ”

Glancing at Jia Ling, Sai Xishi said, "What does Sister Ling think? ”

"There is some truth in what he said, but I always feel at a loss to leave like this." Jia Ling was obviously unwilling.

The implication is very obvious, it is nothing more than that they are not allowed to drive her and Sai Xishi out of the study again, they can stay there for as long as they want. Shi Bin said helplessly again: "If your husband is not strong-willed, I still can't let you always be here, not to mention that it's not appropriate." ”

"If it weren't for the fear that you would be too tired, would you like to come to this briefcase as our sister?" Jia Ling said impatiently.

"Okay, I'll come up with a compromise." Sai Xi Shi smiled bitterly, "In the future, when we come to Fujun's study, don't apply grease and powder, dress more elegantly, presumably he won't have those bad intentions." ”

This is a solution, and Shi Bin repeatedly agrees. Since Shi Bin no longer objected to her staying in the study for a long time, what was there if she didn't apply grease and powder? Therefore, it didn't take long for Jia Ling to agree. It's just a 'warning' to Shi Bin to be less crooked.

I don't want to think crookedly, I think about the right thing. Shi Bin was still blaming Jia Ling and Sai Xi Shi for being beautiful and causing him to think crookedly, but he didn't dare to say this. Therefore, he said very happily that as long as they no longer tempted themselves, he would definitely take care of driving the two out.