Looking at Zhuge Liang's worrying appearance, Liu Bei felt that he should encourage his little Zhuge ?

After the time of a stick of incense,

But Zhang Lu and Liu Bei's infantry had not yet arrived.

On the top of the tower, there were many people around with crotons that had been fried.

I only listened to Sun Wu's order: "Release!" ”

A handful of crotons are scattered into the ground as if they don't want money,

"Hmm~What is so fragrant~" Zhang Fei sniffed the fragrance in the air, revealing an expression of enjoyment.

Zhuge Liang looked at the croton on the ground and thought, "It's not good! ”

But it was too late by this time, and the horses were eating croton.

Zhang Lu didn't know what Sun Wu meant: "Hahaha~ Prince Liu, you see, the people above the city tower are afraid of us, and they are helping to feed the horses~"

"Hahaha~ Yes, but even so, we still have to attack the city," Liu Bei couldn't help but want to laugh when he saw this scene.

And Sun Wu is above this city gate to observe all this, laugh, laugh to your heart's content, there is a time for you to cry.

As the croton is sprinkled more and more, the horses in the back rush to eat the croton in front.

The fried croton, not to mention the horse, even a human can't resist it, it's too fragrant.

"Bang~Bang~"

"Help~"

Stampedes began to occur with the horses in the back and in front.

Zhuge Liang saw that things were not right,

Therefore, Zhuge Liang informed Liu Bei that they wrapped their clothes around the horse's mouth.

And they all did.

Only Zhang Lu didn't have time~

Since Liu Bei and they relied on the comparison, it had little impact on the horse's mouth at this time.

But Zhang Lu was sad,

I saw Zhang Lu's horse galloping towards the croton in front,

"Ah~ you dead horse, what are you going to do?" Zhang Lu grabbed the horse's neck tightly, he was really scared.

However, because the horse was running too fast, Zhang Lu grabbed too hard.

As a result, a large piece of the horse's fur was scratched off~

"Hiss~" The horse stood up in pain~

Zhang Lu was overturned by the horse.

"Oops~" Zhang Lu rolled for a long time before he stabilized his body.

But unfortunately ~

The horses behind galloped forward.

The horse's hooves were uneven, and it happened to step on Zhang Lu's little brother~

I only heard a pig-like voice coming from "Ahhh~"

Liu Bei and they couldn't help but want to laugh,

This horse is amazing.

Zhang Shuang saw that Zhang Lu was in danger and was trampled on~

Although he wanted to laugh too, he still held back his smile and went to Zhang Lu.

Zhang Lu opened his mouth wide at this time and covered his little brother,

protruding eyes,

Zhang Lu wanted to die at this time,

Zhang Lu thought to himself: "It's over~ It's over~ It's all over in the future~"

Zhang Shuang had long learned from Zhuge Liang and them, wrapping his horses in clothes and covering his mouth.

So his horses were still under control.

Zhang Shuang grabbed Zhang Lu's hand with one hand, and quickly pulled Zhang Lu to his horse~

"Oh~" How is Zhang Lu's state riding a horse at this time~

Zhang Lu fainted in pain~

Zhang Shuang looked at Zhang Lu's sour expression and scratched his head a little embarrassed.

But now is not the time to apologize.

I saw that the cool horse was riding fast.

But the bumps on the horse made Zhang Lu really want to die......

Originally, Zhang Lu's little brother was trampled into a cake shape by the horse's hooves~

Now it's so jolted by the horses again.

Zhang Lu's little brother has been completely broken,

Zhang Lu woke up one moment, and then passed out again.

"Kill me~ Kill me~ I'm so tired of being alive~" Zhang Lu gently patted Zhang Shuang's back and said.

"Woo~hahahaha~" Zhang Fei finally couldn't help laughing.

Zhuge Liang and the others were also holding back, and their faces were flushed.

"Ha~Big brother~ Look at Zhang Lu's balls are gone~" Zhang Fei's words, Liu Bei's face darkened.

"Zhang Fei~Xiaoer, you~ You have the ability to say it again~" Zhang Lu pointed at Zhang Fei while holding his balls on the horse.

Because he didn't support Zhang Shuang, Zhang Lu was kicked out again.

I don't know if it was providence or Zhang Lu's intention.

The horse behind stepped on Zhang Lu's crotch very accurately,

But Zhang Lu is completely unconscious,

Zhang Shuang didn't pull Zhang Lu on the horse this time,

Instead, give Zhang Lu a princess hug,

In this way, Zhang Lu was held in Zhang Shuang's arms and walked.

Zhang Lu had no balls, and suddenly said, "Thank you~"

Then Zhang Lu buried his head in Zhang Shuang's arms.

Zhang Shuang's face was dark,

If Zhang Lu was not his father-in-law, he would have lost Zhang Lu a long time ago.

Zhuge Liang said secretly: "It's not good, Zhang Fei laughed at Zhang Lu just now, Zhang Lu will definitely take revenge on himself." ”

Zhuge Liang and Liu Bei glanced at each other, both of them wanting to seek each other's opinions.

But none of them had a problem.

Zhuge Liang put his ear to Liu Bei's ear and said, "Lord, do you want to, let's go,"

Liu Bei also took into account the importance of this.

Liu Bei glared at Zhang Fei,

Can't this Zhang Fei bear it? It's really funny though~

Soon~

Zhang Shuang took Zhang Lu to Liu Bei's face.

Zhang Lu said very sissy: "What were you laughing at just now?" Hmm~"

That orchid refers to the standard, even women are ashamed of themselves.

"Hahaha~You sissy~ There are no balls yet~" Zhang Fei couldn't help it, so he pointed to Zhang Lu's balls and said.

Zhang Lu's face was very scary,

A gloomy face can squeeze out water.

"Third brother~ Don't apologize to Prince Zhang soon!" Liu Bei shouted angrily at Zhang Feidao.

"No need! Zhang Shuang, withdraw your troops! Zhang Lu said with a gloomy face.

Guan Yu didn't understand a little, this is about to attack the city, why do you want to withdraw your troops?

"Big brother? Why did Zhang Lu withdraw his troops? Guan Yu asked casually.

Before Liu Bei could answer, Zhang Fei answered: "Hey~ Second brother, do you think, if your balls are broken, will you leave?" ”

"Yes~"

Zhang Lu's fists were clenched tightly.

His eyes can eat Zhang Fei, what kind of thing, can he speak?

But at this time, Liu Hua happened to feel this scene.

"Drive~huh~" Liu Hua pulled his thousands of miles to the side.

Today's Liu Hua mask has not been taken off, so he is still Wang Tianba.

Because Wang Tianba let Zhang Fei go once at that time,

Therefore, Zhang Fei had no hostility towards Wang Tianba.

However, Zhang Fei and the others knew that Yuan Shao's Jizhou City was overthrown by Wen Chou.

Zhang Fei thought that Liu Hua had nowhere to go, so he came to find protection.

Liu Bei knew in his heart that he and Zhang Lu had come to an end.

"Big brother, look, Wang Tianba, do you think he is here to ask the Lord?" Zhang Fei saw Wang Tianba from afar.

Liu Bei actually has the intention of cherishing talents, this Wang Tianba can beat Zhang Fei, that must be a talent,

Liu Bei still knows the ability of his third brother.

"Third brother, go and invite General Tianba over~" Liu Bei looked at Wang Tianba in the distance and said to Zhang Fei.

"Okay, big brother~" Zhang Feifei rode his horse and ran in front of Liu Hua.

Liu Hua looked at this posture, let alone attacking Chang'an City, it was difficult to even enter the city~

Liu Hua thought about it, don't expose yourself, anyway, there is nothing to do in Chang'an City.

"Hey~Brother Tianba~Brother Tianba~ What a coincidence, what are you doing?" I don't know why, when Zhang Fei saw Liu Hua, Zhang Fei always had a cordial feeling.

With the shout, Liu Hua still found Zhang Fei,

Liu Hua is very strange, what's wrong with this Zhang Fei? Why do you want to come to yourself?

"Brother Zhang Fei~ Why are you here?" Liu Hua also pretended to be a second fool.

Zhang Fei's mind was very simple: "Oh, isn't this the eldest brother asking us to attack the city?" And then it became like this, but Zhang Lu's balls are gone~"

"Zhang Lu's balls are gone? What the heck? Liu Hua also asked suspiciously.

In the end, Zhang Fei told Liu Hua about everything.

"Hahaha~ Zhang Lu's balls are gone, it's really funny~" Liu Hua was also amused by Zhang Fei.

But since there is nothing wrong with Chang'an City, why don't you do it? Playing with Liu Bei and them?

"Yes~Hahaha~ You don't know his expression at that time~ Oops~ No, no~" Zhang Fei was amused by himself.

The problem is that when they laughed, they still looked at Zhang Lu from time to time.

Zhang Lu doesn't know why, he always feels that his crotch is cool and swishing~