Chapter 32: Carry a beautiful woman and give it to the monkey
"Dead monkey, you come down for me, it's time for me to open it!"
Yingzi behind the trunk kept knocking on the front door of the car, and the monkey who was driving laughed. A cigarette in his mouth.
There is a mountain eagle sitting next to the monkey, and a few people are being taught to learn to drive along the way, and every time they drive a section, they will change to another person, and it is Yingzi's turn to drive under the monkey.
This time, each of the ten people carried a Wang Ba box, a 38 big cover, and a set of field backpacks, and put a crooked handle in the cave, because they had to turn over the snow mountain, so they could reduce the weight and lighten it, and there must be more women here.
"Bang" saw that the monkey was grabbed by Yingzi and thrown out of the car, and the monkey rolled and jumped up to the rear compartment, hehe, laughing. Yingzi clapped his hands and said, "You dead monkey, you are a fart when you talk as an old lady!" ”
After scolding, he jumped on the front of the car and drove the car in the direction of the county seat.
Sister Lan leaned on Lu Hang's shoulder in the back box, Lu Hang looked at the monkey who climbed into the car, handed over a cigarette, and Mu Hu was teaching Mu Jing to read the map.
Sister Amei looked out of the car excitedly. This was the first time the two sisters had gone out of the mountain, and they were very curious about their surroundings. My sister kept spitting out the back door, and I guess I couldn't spit out. Gao Ya was sleeping with the barrel of the gun in his arms, drooling.
"I said aunt, can you drive more steadily, it's always so shocking, I'm about to vomit!" The monkey turned his head to Yingzi in the cab in front of him and called out.
"Monkey, shut your beak, the old lady doesn't have time to talk nonsense with you now, get out of the way!"
Yingzi stared at the potholed road in front of her with wide eyes, and was in a bad mood. The good roads ahead are all for you to drive the monkey through, and when it's your turn to drive this damn road,
An hour passed, and the whole car was asleep, only Lu Hang was smoking, and Amei was still looking outside excitedly.
The monkey was anxious to urinate, and he woke up with urine and looked at Amei who was standing at the door and said: "Look at how stable the car I drive, you see this stinky girl driving this car, I have to pee my pants almost after the shock, Amei, you help me call the driver to stop the car." With that, he walked towards the car door and looked outside.
"Brother Monkey is starting to brag again, I'm not afraid that Yingzi will beat your monkey ass later!" Ah Lian said with a grin.
When the monkey heard this, he immediately muttered: "When I drove, are you sitting comfortably, look at the car driven by this aunt, what kind of spit out Sister Ah Lian." ”
"Monkey, you are indeed better than Sister Ying! Did you tell him to stop yourself, afraid that Sister Yingzi would not stop? Hee-hee..."Amejiao said with a smile and patted the monkey's butt.
Hearing this, a flash of excitement suddenly flashed in the monkey's eyes, and he immediately raised his monkey face, looked out proudly, and then frowned again: "What does it feel wrong?" Ame, forget it, don't scream, I think something seems to be wrong? ”
"What's wrong?" Lu Hang asked, smoking a cigarette and staring at the monkey.
"I don't know, what's wrong? I want to think about what it is. The monkey sat down beside Gao Ya with his wine as he spoke, closing his monkey eyes and thinking about something.
Lu Hang looked at Sister Lan beside him, and covered her with a military blanket with her hand, Sister Lan leaned towards the man next to her, and hugged Lu Hang's waist tightly with both hands.
Lu Hang looked at the delicate girl next to him who was close to the door, her hair was full of black silk and pulled into a ponytail, her skin was like snow, and her big eyes were looking around with a crossbow on her waist.
Although the two sisters don't have any martial arts, they haven't met an opponent in the village, so they can only compare with each other. As a result, the sisters have developed the skills of a crossbow bow, which can be said to be a hundred steps through Yang.
smiled and said, "Amei, pour some water for your sister to drink, you can see that her gall is about to come out." ”
"Uh, Brother Lu, how much time do you think we can get to the city? Why didn't I even see a house? "Amei always feels that she can't see the shadow of the county.
"Ahh I know. The monkey jumped up and woke up in shock.
The worst ones are Gao Ya and Amei. Gao Ya was sitting next to the monkey, and the monkey screamed and patted Gao Ya who was sitting on the side with a dream.
The frightened Gao Ya's body with the gun as a support was crooked, the gun fell to the ground, and the person also fell into the carriage and chewed. The body was too heavy, and the car shook when it was shaken.
Yingzi, who was driving, was startled by the movement in the rear compartment, and an emergency brake instantly threw Amei, who was looking around outside the car door, out of the car.
Ame, who fell under the car, was not much better than Gao Ya, and gnawed on a mouthful of sand. Ah Lian's frightened vomiting was also cured.
Everyone was still in a daze from the sound just now, and a thunderclap sounded outside the car: "You monkey dog, what are you shouting?" scared my aunt and grandmother into thinking that there was a car accident! ”
Yingzi scolded while reaching out and patting Amei's back under the car, Amei wanted to scold but couldn't, if it wasn't for a mouthful of soil, it was estimated that the scolding would be more fierce than Yingzi.
When the monkey saw that he had offended these two aunts and grandmothers this time, he was also frightened, looking at Amei like this, for fear that she would not be able to scold, so he hurriedly brought himself a crossbow.
This little girl is no easier to mess with than Aunt Na Yingzi. There was a cowardly look on his face, like a dejected monkey....
"Amei, aunt, everyone, I'm sorry! I'm sorry..."
When I looked up, there was still a Gao Ya standing next to me, who was a head taller than him, raising his fist. Frightened, he shook Gao Ya's hand and said:
"And you, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare everyone, I can only blame this aunt!" Pointing at Yingzidao.
"You have a kind of repeat, dare to point your finger at me! Amei, we cut this monkey chicken today! ”
Amei on the side finally vomited, nodded and said, "Okay. Good... But Sister Yingzi, where are the monkey chickens? ”
The whole car burst into laughter...
"You... You.. If I drove the car in the wrong direction, I felt that something was wrong, if it wasn't for Amei's reminder just now, we would have been driven to the Jinsha River by you! The monkey finally told why.
Everyone jumped out of the car, Mu Jing took out the map and looked at it, Mu Hu took it and saw that it was really wrong, this mistake is dozens of miles faster, if there are hundreds of miles back and forth.
"Say me! You dead monkey, you have opened a good road, leave this bad road to me to drive, this road is not good, of course I am staring at the road surface, then I have time to look at the direction, and I can't understand it even if I look at it." Yingzi is gritting her silver teeth slightly, not blaming herself, only blaming the monkey and the road.
Everyone looked at the mountain eagle sitting in the front row, she was rubbing her sleepy eyes. No need to ask, everyone knows it in their hearts.
"It seems that the oil is not enough to drive to the county, forget it, don't worry, you can drive as much as you can." Lu Hang said with a smile.
The monkey hurriedly handed the kettle to Amei, knowing that the little grandmother could not afford to offend.
Yingzi pouted and put his hand on Lu Hang's shoulder and said, "It's still the little bastard who is the best for me!" Glaring at the monkey, he patted Amei and said, "Reward you for driving, go!" ”
Amei was rinsing her mouth with the kettle handed by the monkey, and when she heard Yingzi say that she was driving, she excitedly took a mouthful of water with dirt and sprayed the monkey who was patting her ass.
The car continued to drive in the direction of the county seat, and the monkey was scolded by Yingzi and Gao Ya along the way. About a dozen miles away from the county seat, the gas ran out immediately, so I had to drive the car towards the forest.
Stopped in a relatively hidden place, several people got out of the car and walked towards the city, Mu Hu and Shan Ying took the first step to the city to check the situation and inform Hong Ming.
The road was not far away, and soon a few people arrived outside the county seat, only to see that Shanying was already waiting here, pointed to the city gate and said, "Come in, Brother Hu and Captain Hong are waiting for us." ”
When they arrived outside the city gate, they saw Captain Hong and Mu Hu smiling in front of them to greet the landing sailing party. Under the introduction of Jing Muhu, he knew that Lu Hang was the handsome young man in front of him who was less than twenty.
"Lu Gongzi, what a handsome guy, not bad! I heard Brother Muhu say that you are going to resist Japan this time, and I support you! Hong Ming looked at the young man in front of him happily, and of course glanced at Yingzi a few more times.
The group walked into the city, Ah Lian, Ah Mei sisters, under the leadership of Yingzi, went to the city to eat, drink and have fun.
After the last accident, Hong Ming was arranged by the county to be the captain, and the original soldiers of the security regiment were sorted out and shot a few people who committed the most heinous crimes, and now they have begun to become more strictly disciplined under the leadership of Hong Ming.
From entering the city just now and looking at it all the way, we know that the soldiers outside the city gate are full of energy, and although the people entering and leaving the city also have to line up for inspection, as long as they take out a card, they can enter and exit directly. The streets are also full of people, and it is much more lively than last time.
A few people began to talk about the news that Hong Ming knew, Hong Ming was also enthusiastic, and after a few days to bring out a good army here, I will go to you to participate in the anti-Japanese war, and a few young people are talking about ideals and the fate of the country together...
The three girls here are wandering around the street and finally come to the braised chicken store to eat braised chicken, listening to Yingzi foaming at the mouth and boasting about how powerful their gambling skills are, but unfortunately the casino is closed now, why don't you show a few hands to the twins.
Hearing this, my sister Ah Lian took a bite of her hands together as chicken legs: "Oops" This exclamation attracted several men who happened to come in the distance.
"Huh! Three beautiful girls popping up there," he said, and walked towards the three women.
The kind-hearted shopkeeper hurriedly said to the three girls, "Girls, you guys go quickly, otherwise you will suffer."
Some of the diners on the side looked at several girls, all shaking their heads, and some were smiling as if watching a play.
In the lead was a long, high, white-faced man, about twenty-five or sixteen years old, followed by five or six grotesque-looking men.
"A few girls, you see that this is a big court, you look like flowers and jade, how elegant it is here, how about I invite a few people to eat and drink spicy food in the private room?"
With that, he sat down, looked at Ah Lian's hand, and reached out to touch the finger that had just been bitten. Frightened, Ah Lian hurriedly retracted her hand and shrank back.
"I'll count three times, you get out of here immediately for me, or don't blame my aunt and grandmother for being polite!" Yingzi was angry that she was blowing her happiness, and these few came over to stir up her interest.
Bai Gao slammed on the chair and slapped his palm against the table.
The table immediately fell apart, and the braised chicken fell to the ground, and the strange screamed: "You are looking for death, telling your master to kill a person is like killing an ant!" ”
Yingzi looked at the braised chickens scattered all over the ground, and stood up in distress.
The few people around "Wow" looked at this devilish figure, and their throats kept making "grunt" and "grunt" sounds.
The fist that Bai Gao was about to raise was suddenly softened like impotence by the figure and appearance of the woman in front of him.
Immediately changed to a hippie smile and approached Yingzi, and reached out to touch his waist.
Yingzimei stared at the outstretched palm, and the tips of her slender eyebrows were slightly raised. Suddenly there was a cold snort.
Her body moved, and her right leg, which was as fast as lightning, kicked fiercely between the legs of the white face with a slight sound of breaking the wind.
"Boom!"
The white-faced man was directly kicked and flew out more than ten meters away, hugged between his legs, and fell to the ground, his white face looked even more terrifying and miserable, and he felt that he was about to cut off his children and grandchildren, and shouted hard: "Kill.. Kill her! ”
I saw five or six big men behind him rushing towards Yingzi at the same time. I saw that the sexy long legs of the devil-like figure swept out along a few big men, like a burning red leopard, and I didn't flinch and regretted with those big men.
Several big men looked frightened and retreated in a hurry, but Yingzi was unforgiving, and as soon as his body moved, he appeared in front of the white face, and his sexy right leg was like a cannonball again, kicking him hard in the chest.
A low voice resounded, and the white face was directly shocked and flew out, his throat was sweet, a mouthful of blood spurted out wildly, and his neck fell down softly.
The surrounding crowd also erupted into an outcry of surprise at this time: "The son of the county magistrate has been killed!" ”
Several big men were frightened and crawled out of the door, and fled in a panic into the distance.
Yingziqiao's face turned red with anger, and then she took a deep breath, her plump and crisp breasts rose and fell slightly, and she suppressed her anger and said, "I'll go!" It doesn't matter what kind of county magistrate he is! ”
Ah Lian was trembling with fright, Ah Mei's silver teeth were clenched, and Ah Lian, who was holding the crossbow in her hand, ran towards Yingzi, dragging Yingzi towards the county gate outside the door.
The three of them stood in the forest outside the city gate, looking at the county seat, Amei learned to protect her legs with a white face, and Yingzi and Amei couldn't lift their waists!
"Run, Sister Yingzi, you killed the son of the head of this county, it's a shame, it's a shame!" Ah Lian couldn't laugh at the two of them, and she was so frightened that she trembled and said to the two crazy women.
"Don't say it's a turtle son, it's the county magistrate himself, my aunt and grandmother will kill it..."
Yingzi took the hands of the sisters and sang the song of Lu Hangjiao, and sang with Amei and walked happily towards the forest.
The little monk went down the mountain to fast
The old monk has an explanation
The woman under the mountain is a tiger
If you encounter it, you must avoid it......
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