Chapter 38: The Bantam Tiger is Bunkered
Wu Ming lived in Qingfeng Village for five days, and in these five days, he taught Hua Rong everything he could teach Hua Rong, and after feeling that Hua Rong was completely dead to himself, Wu Ming saw that he had achieved his goal, and Song Jiang's right-hand man had been subdued by himself. said goodbye to Huarong and continued to travel the world.
Wu Ming, who was alone, walked out of Qingfeng Village and walked to the foot of Qingfeng Mountain, when suddenly, a few men jumped out of the grass at the foot of the mountain. The leader sang: "I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, if you want to fight this, leave it to buy road wealth." If you dare to pop out of your teeth without saying a word, I will kill you or bury it. ”
Seeing the people blocking the road and robbing people, Wu Ming smiled. I saw the leader of the man: rude in appearance, with a big beard on his face, five short figures, and the dwarves under him, staring at him with bright eyes.
Wu Mingxin said: This eight achievements are the bantam tiger Wang Ying. I was going to let this guy get away with it for a few more days, and then clean up this greedy and lustful fool when all the heroes of the Water Margin gathered. Who knew that Heaven had let me meet him here.
After thinking about it, Wu Ming laughed and said: "Which hero is robbing the money on the other side, I still have some scattered silver taels in my hand, all of which will be handed over to the hero, but please don't hurt my life, let me go." ”
Bantam Tiger Wang Ying looked at Wu Ming's handsome appearance, and he had already drooled regardless of his image. smiled and said to Wu Ming: "I am Wang Ying, the second leader of Qingfeng Mountain, known as the bantam tiger in the rivers and lakes, since the little lady is passing by here, don't go, follow me to be the lady of the village." ”
After listening to the bantam tiger's words, Wu Ming was furious: "Open your dog's eyes and see clearly, I am a man or a woman." After hearing this, Wang Ying still smiled and said: "You are so handsome, I don't care if you are a man or a woman, it is best to be a woman, even if it is a man, he will go back to the cottage with me to be a princess." ”
Looking at the lively system in Wu Ming's mind, he laughed directly, "Haha, the prince of the village, Wuda, yes, it turns out that you are good-looking and don't worry about eating." Wu Ming's face turned green at that time.
Wu Ming, who was angry, laughed loudly: "I was still hesitant to accept you today or not, who knew that there was a way in heaven that you didn't go, and there was no door in hell for you to break in." Since you are looking for your own death, don't blame me for being ruthless. ”
After speaking, Wu Ming rushed directly in front of Wang Ying with an arrow step, and before Wang Ying could react, Wu Ming directly slapped Wang Ying to the ground with a double wind ear.
Wang Ying's minions were knocked unconscious by the other party as soon as they saw their second master. Immediately frightened, they scattered and fled. Wu Ming carried Wang Ying's collar all the way to the woods below the mountain, saw a stream in the forest, and threw Wang Ying directly into the stream.
Wang Ying, who was stimulated by the stream, woke up from his coma, and saw Wu Ming on the shore looking at him with a playful eye, Wang Ying knew that he couldn't run away, and Wang Ying, who thought of this, knelt directly in the stream and kowtowed to Wu Ming to beg for mercy.
"A good man spares his life, a good man spares his life, I have eyes and don't know Mount Tai, but I beg a good man to let me go, I have an eight-year-old mother and eighty children." After finishing speaking, I suddenly felt that something was wrong.
Wang Ying immediately corrected: "Good man, I was too scared just now, I said it wrong, it should be an eighty-year-old mother and an eight-year-old child." Wu Ming said with a calm face: "Put away your set of words, grandpa, I won't eat your set." ”
Wu Ming continued: "Wang Ying, you were originally a person from Lianghuai, you were born in a Che family, and you robbed the guests halfway when you saw the wealth, and you were arrested after the incident, and then escaped from prison, and went to Qingfeng Mountain to fall into the grass, and robbed the house with the brocade-haired tiger Yanshun and the white-faced Langjun Zheng Tianshou. Am I right? ”
As soon as Wang Ying heard that Wu Ming actually felt his bottom so clearly, he replied honestly: "That's right, a good man spares his life, I was forced to fall into the grass, and I didn't kill a single life after going up the mountain." ”
After hearing this, Wu Ming said angrily: "What a mouth, you haven't harmed a single life, let me ask you, have you ever made a sobering soup to drink?" Wang Ying was speechless when she heard this.
Wu Ming continued: "A disloyal, unrighteous, money-hungry and lustful person like you, I would have wanted to kill you with one sword. Wang Ying saw that Wu Ming had a killing intent, and immediately kowtowed like pounding garlic, and didn't say anything, but kept shouting: "A good man spares his life, a good man spares his life!" ”
Looking at Wang Ying, who kept kowtowing and begging for mercy, Wu Ming continued: "That's it, God has the virtue of a good life, I'll spare you." When Wang Ying heard that Wu Ming agreed to spare himself, he was overjoyed. Just when I wanted to say something more.
Wu Ming continued: "However, although the death penalty is forgiven, you will not escape the living crime. Since you are so lustful, I will send you a great creation, so that you can open the harem and enjoy the blessings of all people. ”
After listening to Wu Ming's words, Wang Ying's head was full of fantasies about the beautiful women around him, surrounding him, hugging him left and right, and living happily like a fairy. At the same time, he said, "I can't imagine that there is such a good thing, how can this be a living sin even though it is a blessing." ”
The system pouted in Wu Ming's mind and said: "You are bad, I already knew that you were going to catch Wang Ying to the goblin clan as a breeding pig for your brother Wu Song, and you still said it so well, and gave him a great creation." ”
Wu Ming said: "What's wrong with this, this is called waste utilization, it's better than killing him with a knife." System: "Goblin, according to Wang Ying's aesthetic standards, if you let a bunch of female goblins pester him every day, it is better to kill him with one knife." ”
Wu Ming: "This is called the wicked have their own wicked grinding." System: "Just admit that you're a wicked person." It's just that you arrested Wang Ying now, what if there is one less person when Liangshan will gather one hundred and eight generals in the future? ”
After listening to the system's words, Wu Ming released a dwarf from the storage ring and said to the system: "Look carefully, what's different." The system took a closer look and was amused: "I didn't expect that this Wang Ying looks so similar to a dwarf." ”
Wu Ming gave a specific explanation to the released dwarf about the tasks he needed to complete, and told the dwarf that if there was any problem in the cottage, he would go to Qingfeng Village to find Huarong to negotiate in the name of drinking, and at the same time left a goblin communicator for the dwarf.
Wang Ying was almost stupid when he saw Wu Ming conjure up a person who looked similar to him out of thin air, and said in his heart: "It's over, this person is either a god or a monster, why don't you offend him with long eyes, and the future will be difficult." ”
Wu Ming said to this dwarf who pretended to be Wang Ying: "The person you want to pretend to be, the character is greedy for money and lustful, forgetting righteousness for profit, and martial arts are sparse and ordinary. ”
After explaining to the dwarf, in order to make the play realistic, Wu Ming tied the dwarf to the tree and made it look like he was about to be tortured, just waiting for Wang Ying's accomplices on Qingfeng Mountain to come and rescue him.
And the real Wang Ying was abolished by Wu Ming, and sent two goblins and goblin flying machines to escort them to the base. Before leaving, Wu Ming specially used the goblin communicator to communicate with the goblin elders of the underground world, and Wang Ying sent it directly to the underground world.
Wang Ying, who has arrived in the underground world, has only one role, and that is to work hard to improve the goblin bloodline, and strive to make the next generation of the goblin clan more human-like characteristics.