Who is Zhao Kuangyin, the future Emperor Taizu, this kind of person has always liked to pretend to be bold on the surface, and drinking alcohol is an important way to pretend to be bold.

So Ma Yun quickly sat down at the dinner table and said to the shopkeeper: "Bring two jars of good wine, Brother Zhao, let's get drunk today." "Dude, let's start exchanging feelings from the wine table.

Thinking about that, Zhao Kuangyin opened his mouth and said, "Slow." And looked at me with a slightly contemptuous look of teasing.

We are people who have traveled through the 21st century, and we are so shrewd. Ma Yun immediately understood what he meant, and what he meant was nothing more than saying: Boy, do you have a treat for this meal?

Ma Yun had just been kidnapped, how could he have any money, so he said: "Then we won't drink, Brother Zhao, what do you say we should eat?" ”

Zhao Kuangyin glanced at the housekeeper and didn't speak, the housekeeper seemed to understand what he meant, and began to tell Xiao Er what dishes to serve and what to cook.

Compared with Zhao Kuangyin, Ma Yun feels that this housekeeper is really the cutest and most knowledgeable person in the world. He ordered not only the dishes, but also the jugs of wine.

Ma Yun glanced at him gratefully, and said in his heart: Brother Taizu, let's have a drink in a while.

It's a pity, dreams are beautiful, but reality is cruel. This pot of wine was originally called by the housekeeper for himself, and after making it for a long time, the person who pushed the cup and changed the lamp at the dinner table turned out to be Ma Yun and the housekeeper. Brother Meng, he actually doesn't drink alcohol. Oh my God, what kind of world is this!

Early the next morning, Ma Yun and the others continued on their way. Ma Yun sat listlessly on the edge of the car and began to sleep. After three or four blows yesterday, Ma Yun was a little wilted, and he felt that he really couldn't talk to Brother Mengjun. Since there is no common topic, it is only time to strengthen the relationship. Since you love to be quiet, then I will not speak; I'll see what you like along the way, and when I return to Bianjing City, let's call my little brother to launch a silver bullet offensive against you again. I don't believe I can't take you.

Ma Yun was in a daze, trying to sleep, when he suddenly heard Brother Meng said: "What happened to that Li Yuanba after he met Pei Yuanqing?" ”

Kindness? There is a doorway.

Ma Yun hurriedly shook his spirits and said: "It is said that this Li Yuanba is in the army of millions, turning around, seeing that the generals of the righteous army have a small flag in their hands, they are angry in their hearts, and their little faces are red and red, and they say in their hearts: Why are so many people old with my family, let me find someone to play this full of martial arts." At this moment, he rode a horse head-on, holding a pair of 800-pound glittering copper hammers, which was the third hero Pei Yuanqing. Pei Yuanqing is sulking, you are all using one-handed weapons, you can all hold weapons in one hand and a small flag in the other, what should I do? Li Yuanba didn't know the reason, and when he saw that Pei Yuanqing had no flag in his hand, his heart came just right, so he urged him to step forward... ”

For a whole day, Ma Yun was telling the biography of the heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, because this book was read a long time ago, and he only remembered a rough idea, and the fierce general brother especially liked to ask others what weapons they used and what martial arts they used, which made Ma Yun full of loopholes, and made up the east wall to make up the west wall, and barely fooled him.

Although the day was very tiring, Ma Yun was very relieved because Zhao Kuangyin's attitude towards him had improved a little.

The next day, Ma Yun no longer dared to make fun of the historical romance, hastily ended the biography of the heroes of the Sui and Tang dynasties, and began to tell in detail about a big conspiracy about martial arts - Xiaoao Jianghu. When talking about laughing and laughing at the rivers and lakes, Brother Meng's attitude changed, no longer asking questions, but quietly listening to his stories. Only occasionally in the highlights, the bursts of knowing laughter reminded Ma Yun that Brother Meng did not sleep.

And Ma Yun soon found that Brother Meng seemed to have a holiday with the Huashan faction, for example, when he talked about Yue Buqun's general Linghu Chong expelled from Huashan, Brother Meng said disdainfully: "The Huashan faction really doesn't have anything good." ”

Ma Yun asked a little surprised: "Fierce... Brother Zhao, is there really martial arts in the world? ”

Zhao Kuangyin said categorically: "Of course I have, I don't use it, but it's not as exaggerated as you said, and it's not so easy to practice." ”

Ma Yun asked curiously, "Brother Zhao, who did you learn from?" I think your kung fu should be the number one hero of our time. ”

Zhao Kuangyin snorted lightly: "Don't talk nonsense, how can I be a bastard like Li Yuanba." I'm from the Wu-Tang Clan. ”

It turns out that there are really martial arts in this world, but listening to Zhao Kuangyin, ordinary kung fu is easy to learn, but peerless martial arts, it is not so easy to learn, in addition to their own efforts, they also need talent and luck. Therefore, except for a few elders of the division, he has never seen a few people who can do advanced martial arts. Ma Yun's heart finally fell into his stomach, and he almost thought that he had entered the world of martial arts.

Next, when Ma Yun talked about laughing at the rivers and lakes again, he deliberately belittled the Huashan faction and elevated the Wudang faction, which made Zhao Kuangyin laugh. Xu is the story he told is too exciting, Xu is ancient people have no entertainment projects, Zhao Kuangyin was soon attracted by Ma Yun's story, and his favorability towards him is also increasing day by day, even looking at him is different, sometimes it is said in a wonderful place, I would rather not eat, but also listen to this story.

He's happy, so I'm happy. Just having dinner that day, Ma Yun kindly put his arm around Zhao Kuangyin's shoulders and said, "Let's go, let's continue to study and study Xiaoao Jianghu." ”

said that it was too late, Ma Yun didn't see Zhao Kuangyin's expression clearly, he saw him leaning forward slightly, dodging Ma Yun's arm, leaning back with his right hand, grabbing Ma Yun's left hand, twisting it hard, and then pulling it down, he heard a crisp bone sound, Ma Yun felt a piercing pain in his arm, and before he understood what was going on, he was taken around by his left hand, and then he was kicked on his buttocks, and flew out of the door in a chic manner with a move of his buttocks.

After hearing Ma Yun's scream of "ah", Zhao Kuangyin's face seemed to be red, and he said to the housekeeper: "Go and help him connect his left hand, and then put some medicine, and tell him to be honest in the future, and be less hairy." After speaking, he didn't look at Ma Yun, turned around and went upstairs into his room.

Only the housekeeper looked at Ma Yun with a wry smile and said: "Our son-in-law has always had this temper, Mr. Ma, you should take care of it." ”

Ma Yun said helplessly: Wait, of course I have to take it, who made him Zhao Kuangyin.

When he got up early the next morning, Zhao Kuangyin seemed a little upset, and asked Ma Yun how his injury was. Ma Yun showed great gratitude for his concern and said, "It's okay, it's no big deal." ”

Zhao Kuangyin smiled at him, and after getting into the carriage, he said, "Since it's okay, then Brother Ma will continue to tell the story." ”

Why is my life so bitter, for the sake of a happy life in the second half of my life, Ma Yun gritted his teeth, with tears in his eyes, grabbed the edge of the car tightly with his right hand, and began to continue to tell the warm and touching story of laughing at the rivers and lakes.

Why did Jack Ma hold the edge of the car with his right hand. Because his left arm was dislocated, he couldn't exert any strength today, and he lost his balance a little when he sat on the edge of the carriage, and he was afraid of falling to the ground, so he had to hold on to the edge of the carriage tightly.

Ma Yun thought angrily, grandma, didn't Lao Tzu just scratch your shoulder, why do you bother to use a knife and a gun.

After learning this lesson, Ma Yun readjusted his thinking. He saw that Zhao Kuangyin loved to be clean, so after staying in the hotel every day, he helped him wipe his seat before the housekeeper, took a bath every day, and asked him to borrow some money and buy a few clothes to change at any time; Seeing that Zhao Kuangyin didn't drink, he stopped drinking with the housekeeper, and once watched the housekeeper drink, and also used the topic to play, he hurt his body and made mistakes when he drank, starting from medical science and pharmacology, reasoning and putting facts, and making a systematic exposition for half an hour, and said that the housekeeper repeatedly promised with a bitter face that he would not get a drop of wine in the future.

This time, Zhao Kuangyin finally nodded to Ma Yun with a smile on his face, expressing his agreement. Ma Yun was overjoyed.

In this way, another three or four days passed, and I was about to arrive in Bianjing City. Zhao Kuangyin has also made a big change in Ma Yun, of course, this change is mainly reflected in the fact that he has become obsessed with Ma Yun's storytelling, except when he eats and sleeps, he always wants Ma Yun to continue to talk and laugh at the rivers and lakes, and sometimes, he will also talk about some feelings, and sigh how infatuated Ling Hu Chong is, such a person does not know how many men in the world can do it.

Ma Yun looked at his leisurely yearning for the love life of Ling Hu Chong and Ren Yingying, and couldn't help but chat with him about the controversial topic of love and marriage, of course, considering that he was in the fifth generation, he mentioned the freedom of marriage and love for a little, and of course he also praised the monogamy and polygamy system, Ma Yun nodded thoughtfully at him, and said in his heart: Look, no matter how deep you pretend to be, you are not a color embryo.

So, Ma Yun paused to laugh at the rivers and lakes, and happily started to talk about Lu Ding Ji, who knew that when he was dancing with his eyebrows and talking about the wonderful clip of Wei Xiaobao flirting with the little county lord, he was kicked in the ass again, and flew away from the carriage again in the form of a flat sand goose and fell onto the official road. Ma Yun didn't understand what was going on, only to hear Zhao Kuangyin scold: "It's really a bad embryo, steward, let's go." ”

Ma Yun hurriedly got up and shouted, "Brother Zhao wait for me." Seeing a flash of silver light in front of him, a flying knife flew head-on, Ma Yun came to the spot and rolled on a donkey, narrowly avoiding the darts, and listened to Zhao Kuangyin continue: "If you dare to chase after you, I will let you taste the taste of flying knives." ”

Looking at their distant carriage, Ma Yun couldn't help but scold in his heart: This sissy, what are you doing, didn't you ask for some color? Grandma, if it weren't for your name Zhao Kuangyin, Lao Tzu would really suspect that you were a woman. By the way, this kid sometimes smells of rouge gouache. Damn, this Zhao Kuangyin, his martial arts are so high, it won't be from the palace to practice swords.

Ma Yun pondered: Could it be that my crossing turned Zhao Kuangyin into a eunuch. Is this the butterfly effect? The Eagle Effect shouldn't be that big.

Ma Yun was stunned for a moment at the carriage that was leaving, shook his head, and continued to walk forward, anyway, go to Bianjing City to meet Liao Renyong and them first, and then make a plan.

After walking for about an hour or two, he finally came to a town, found a restaurant, ordered a few side dishes, and was sweeping away the dishes in the wind, Ma Yun suddenly remembered one thing, and said in his heart: It's broken, what can I do about this?