Volume 1 Young and frivolous and fighting more swords Chapter 157 Stealing beams and changing pillars
Near noon, Erbao Zhenren's carriage came slowly from the east, and I don't know who in the crowd shouted, "The immortal chief is here." ”
The onlookers looked towards Erbao Zhenren's carriage, and the originally crowded crowd on the street automatically gave way to a road.
A little Taoist priest who had been keeping an eye outside the temple saw the carriage of the two treasures coming, he quickly turned around and entered the temple, and after a while, Venerable Xuwu, Venerable Zewu and Venerable Xuwu also walked out of the view.
Erbao Zhenren got out of the carriage and saw the three statues, and the two sides exchanged "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerables", and then they went towards the high platform together.
On the high platform, Venerable Lu Wu held the dust in his hand and waved lightly towards one of the disciples on the stage, and the disciple shouted to the audience, asking the immortal master to open the altar.
After the disciple's voice fell, the people in the audience were silent, and the Venerable Lu Wu on the stage put the dust in his hand on the case, and then stretched out the peach wood sword on the table with one hand, and the peach wood sword automatically flew towards the hand of the Venerable Lu Wu, just when the people in the audience were amazed by the Tao of the Venerable Wu Wu, they saw the dust in the hands of the two treasures next to the Venerable Wu and shook the dust lightly, and the peach wood sword that flew towards the Venerable Wu fell to the ground only halfway away.
Seeing that something was wrong, Venerable Wu immediately reached forward and held the peachwood sword in his hand before it hit the ground.
Although the peach wood sword did not land, but the posture of overlooking all living beings before Venerable Wu had dissipated, he didn't have time to deal with Erbao Zhenren at this time, just took the peach wood sword and continued to dance in front of the desk, chanting words in his mouth, after the incantation in the mouth of Venerable Wu, I saw his sleeves waved high, and a gust of wind suddenly rose, and then several fire candles on the table suddenly lit up automatically, and several rune papers on the silver plate in the middle of the incense case also suddenly burned, and then I saw that above the incense case, the phantom of the Daode Tianzun Taishang Laojun slowly rose.
Venerable Lu Wu shouted "Welcome to Tianzun", and then bowed down to the phantom of the Taishang Laojun first.
And when the people in the audience saw the phantom of Taishang Laojun appear, they didn't need to greet Venerable Wu to bow down.
Hu Erbao shouted regret in his heart, although he almost broke the hand of Venerable Wu to take things from the air at the beginning, but in the end he still invited Taishang Laojun, and this time the formation was much weaker, but after all, the Sanzun view is the home of Sanzun, and it is not realistic to want to be weak at all.
Seeing that the people knelt on the ground one after another, Venerable Lu Wu came to Erbao Zhenren after worshipping, and said with some dissatisfaction: "Are Daoyou so anxious? Our fighting method is in the back three rounds, so why do we need to do things at this time. ”
Erbao Zhenren looked straight ahead, but just moved, and said, "If Venerable doesn't want to suppress the poor Dao in the formation, why do you need to invite the Moral Heavenly Venerable Phantom?" You and I are just eight immortals crossing the sea, each showing their own magical powers. ”
Venerable Lu Wu said, "What? As the disciple of Zhang Tianshi of Longhu Mountain, will Daoyou still be afraid of weakening the momentum? ”
Erbao Zhenren smiled slightly, and said: "After all, this is not in Jinan Mansion, if it is in the Longhu Mountain of the Poor Dao, I am afraid that the Poor Dao is really just discussing the Tao with the Three Venerables, not in the name of the Dao, doing the things of fighting the law, you and I both understand what this so-called Dao Law is, why should the Venerable be coy." ”
Seeing that Erbao Zhenren's words were so straightforward, Venerable Lu Wu no longer concealed it, and said: "Daoyou's 'nail board floating', the deity has already let the apprentice bury the pile, I don't know how you plan to float in the air?" Do you want to bury piles on site? Aren't you afraid of missing a flaw? ”
Erbao Zhenren chuckled and said: "The piles are all buried there, who will take care of what was buried yesterday or now?" Or who among the people in this audience dares to say that they can float in the air with a stake? It's just that I don't understand, since His Holiness has buried a pile on the high altar in advance, where should we go for 'oil pot meditation'
What about it? ”
Venerable Lu Wu said: "Since it is floating in the air, it should be floating in a high place, and since it is meditating, it is necessary to sit in a low place. ”
Erbao Zhenren: "Since it is in the Three Respects, everything depends on the Venerable." ”
At the time of a few words between Venerable Wu and Erbao Zhenren, the phantom of the Daode Tianzun Taishang Laojun on the incense case has also dissipated, and the people who are kneeling on the ground have also stood up. Oil pot meditation' by the deity disciple Xuwu Venerable and the two treasures of the Taoist friends to discuss the Tao, although we and other cultivators have the protection of the three respects, but still can not get rid of the body mortal womb, some advanced Taoism can protect the body for a while, but there is always a time when the mana is exhausted, so this first round of 'oil pot meditation' will depend on the two who meditate in the oil pot for a longer time, the elder Tao law wins, the three rounds of Taoism, each by cultivation, if the cultivation is insufficient, the body can not be worn out when the Tao is performed, and both sides have their own destiny. ”
When Venerable Lu Wu spoke, Erbao Zhenren never refuted it, listening to the meaning of his words, and sure enough, as Zhu Youzhen said, the other party also wanted to put him to death.
When Hu Erbao just got out of the car, Zhu Youzhen instructed Gao Han a few words, and then a few people got out of the car.
Just when Venerable Lu Wu and Erbao Zhenren ascended the high altar, and everyone's eyes were attracted by the two people on the high altar, Gao Han quietly entered the Three Venerable Temple.
Inside the Sanzun Temple, Gao Han had already walked through it last night, and he sneaked into the Guanyin again, he was really familiar with the road, and soon he found the door of the East Kitchen.
At this time, there was no one in the east kitchen courtyard of the Sanzun Temple, Gao Han first found the grass where the vegetable oil and vinegar were hidden yesterday, and carried the bags of vegetable oil and vinegar on his back, and then came to the kitchen door, Gao Han saw a big lock hanging outside the kitchen door, which made him embarrassed, if Hu Bao came together at this time, this lock was simply the same as none for Hu Bao, but he would not have the ability to open the door and pick the lock.
Gao Han glanced at the window, and it was obviously too late to call Hu Baoguo Lai at this time, so he had no choice but to hit the window with his thoughts.
Gao Han walked to the window, stretched out his hand and pulled it out a few times to try, the window should have been closed inside, otherwise it would be meaningless for the doorman to be locked.
There was no other way, Gao Han grabbed the window frame with both hands and pulled it outward with some internal strength, only to hear the "click", not only the pin in the window was broken by Gao Han, but even the window frame below was almost torn off.
The window has been opened with brute force, Gao Han lifted the window panel and jumped, and the whole person jumped into the kitchen, after entering the kitchen, Gao Han turned around and closed the window again, at this time, if you don't look carefully, you basically can't see that the window is different.
It's just that as soon as the window was closed, the kitchen suddenly darkened, Gao Han took out a fire fold and lit it, and then saw the two big iron pots he saw last night.
Gao Han took a wooden spoon from the kitchen counter according to Zhu Youzhen's instructions, stirred it a few times in the two cauldrons full of vegetable oil, and then stretched out his tongue to taste the taste on the wooden spoon, sure enough, one was full of vinegar, and the other was full of vegetable oil, even if there was some sourness, it was basically covered by the taste of vegetable oil.
In this way, then one of these two oil pots must be prepared for the Xuwu Venerable, and the other must be prepared for Hu Erbao.
Gao Han saw that Zhu Youzhen told him to say all the words, so this matter was basically out of control, and these three demon daos had this arrangement, so that all the things prepared by Gao Han were saved.
Since the three demon daos have prepared two oil pots for the two of them, they must have made marks on these two oil pots, but this mark is not something that Gao Han can find for a while
It's here, even if you find it and want to replace the marks of these two oil pots, it's not easy, it's better to directly change the ingredients inside.
Gao Han looked around in the kitchen, and only the two cauldrons on the pot table could temporarily turn around with the contents of the two oil pots, fortunately Gao Han's strength was big enough, otherwise it would be really difficult to move the oil pot full of vegetable oil.
Gao Han first poured the vegetable oil from one of the oil pots into one of the cauldrons on the pot table, which was supposed to serve food for the Three Zun Temple, but fortunately it was also big enough to hold the full pot of oil. Then he poured the contents of the other oil pot into the oil pot that had been vacated before, and finally moved the large pot on the pot table out of the stove and poured it into the other oil pot, and so that the contents of the two oil pots were completely replaced.
After changing the two oil pots, Gao Han put back the big pot on the original stove and was ready to turn out from the windowsill again, but when he just opened the window, he saw four little Taoist priests coming in at the door of the East Kitchen Courtyard, and several people walked and said: "What kind of real person dares to fight with the master in the Sanzun Temple, he is really not afraid of death, and after we carry these two oil pots out, I am afraid that the Sanqing Daozun will not be able to save him, hahaha......"
A few little Taoist priests are getting closer and closer, Gao Han can't go out of the window at this time, and he will definitely be discovered by a few little Taoist priests when he goes out at this time.
But he turned around and glanced at the kitchen, the small kitchen didn't even have a rice bowl and noodle bowl, Gao Han scolded secretly, "What a lazy Taoist priest, he actually bought rice noodles and threw the bag on the ground, and he was not afraid of the mouse taking it away for you." ”
In addition to a small water tank in this kitchen, there are two firewood openings under the stove to hide people, but if you hide a child, you can't hide it if you want to hide it with a cold body.
At this time, the little Taoist priest outside had already begun to unlock the lock, and Gao Han was forced to have nowhere to hide, so he had to stand behind the door, hoping that they would not find anyone behind the door.
As soon as he stood behind the door, Gao Han saw a pile of bundles of firewood in the corner, and when Gao Han heard the "bang" sound of the door lock falling, he hurriedly picked up a few bundles of firewood and put them in front of him, and the whole person curled up and shrank into the pyre.
At this moment, the kitchen door was opened, and suddenly a bright light entered the kitchen, and the shaking ripples could be seen in the two pans filled with vegetable oil.
Four little Taoist priests entered the kitchen, and one of them said, "Why is it so sour?" I hadn't smelled anything this strong when I locked the door before. ”
Another said: "Maybe you've been smoking in the kitchen for a long time, so you can't smell it, but you can smell it as soon as you come in from outside?" You don't know that when you came out of the kitchen today, you were covered in sourness. ”
Another little Taoist priest quipped: "It's not the smell of vinegar that has been contaminated, but he has been guarding this firewood house for a day and a night, and his body is rancid." ”
The little Taoist priest who spoke first didn't care at all about other people's jokes, maybe this sour taste should be what they said, he said to several other little Taoist priests: "Hurry up and carry the oil pot out, you will be punished for delaying the master's business, not to mention don't delay the reincarnation of the two treasures." ”
When a few people heard this, they immediately burst out laughing, and after laughing, the four Taoist priests carried an oil pot out of the kitchen, and the oil pot was carried away, and this time they simply didn't even bother to lock the door.
PS: The last few chapters are written in a bit too rushed.,I feel like the layout is not very good.,Forgive me.,Ten hours a day and 10,000 words can only ensure that you don't leave the outline.,There's no time to conceive.,I'll try to write a little more refined later.。