Chapter 16 Catch the Thousands of Actions
Li Guolou said with a smile: "Tong Yan Wu Ji, Tong Yan Wu Ji, don't scare children." ”
Chen Xiangfang said angrily: "Xiaolou, you are really, you can't deceive Lingling." Our mother and daughter are lonely, and it is not easy to rely on each other, how can you casually agree to her three wishes. This is a petition to the Buddha, no joke. After saying that, like the real thing, Chen Xiangfang wept, wiped her eyes, and worked hard all her life.
Li Guolou looked at Zheng Lingling, ran to Chen Xiangfang's side, and also cried, still saying that she didn't want three wishes, where did this put him? Could it be that he became the big bad wolf who deceived Little Red Riding Hood? Anyway, he has money, and it is not difficult for a child to study in the Mary's Church School, so he pinched his nose and admitted it.
Li Guolou stood up and said, "Xiaofang, Lingling, don't cry, our yard is full of spies, they must be bullying you in the future." I didn't lie to Lingling, you can rest assured, Lingling's study in the future will be on me. ”
Li Guolou took out a handkerchief and handed it to Chen Xiangfang, and said in a low voice: "Wipe it quickly, what do you look like, I didn't bully you." ”
Chen Xiangfang took the handkerchief casually, touched Li Guolou's hand, and said coquettishly: "Xiaolou is the most obscene, he teased me the first time we met, and said that he didn't bully me." ”
Li Guolou's wine strength came up, and it was a good time for his feelings to heat up in the red wine, and he couldn't control himself.
A shout in the courtyard interrupted the beautiful atmosphere in the house, and a candlelight red wine dinner ended in anticlimactic.
Before he stepped into the compound, he had already opened his throat and said, "Third brother, I'm here!" Hurry up and open the door for me. ”
The door opened with a bang, and Chen Xiangfang glared at Na Zi viciously, such an uninteresting person, a beautiful day, someone came to disturb their three-person world.
That Bazi was in a trance, but he went to the wrong place and came to Bao Zhilin. Look up, yes! It is the home of Li Guolou in Hongchang Hutong.
Knowing this, he smiled and said, "Chen ······ Chen Xiangfang, I'll call you by name. Otherwise, you won't be able to open your mouth. What are you two doing in the house? Hey, hey, hey, hey······"
Li Guolou interjected: "Then don't talk nonsense, Lingling is eating in the room." Talking in the house. ”
With a bang, the door closed again. Wang Kuaizui, Wang cub, father and son, sneakily marched to the door of the south room, stuck to the door panel, and continued to eavesdrop on the conversation between Li Guolou and Chen Xiangfang.
Nabazi sat in Li Guolou's seat, and he was not afraid of getting dirty, picked up Li Guolou's chopsticks, ate them, drank another drink, and said while eating: "Third brother, I'm sorry, I didn't know that you had developed to this point, otherwise I wouldn't have promised others to let you go over at night, and now I have to wronged the two of you." Chen Xiangfang is newlywed, you won't be embarrassed for me. ”
Chen Xiangfang gave Na Bazi a big flower, which was regarded as a praise for his ability to speak.
Li Guolou hurriedly said: "Nabazi, don't talk nonsense, Xiaofang······ Just let me taste the private dishes of Bao Zhi Fang, we are above board. ”
Na Bazi replied: "Fake foreign devils, even Xiaofang is called smoothly, what are you pretending to be." Give me a bowl of rice so that I can be full. Let's go right away. ”
Chen Xiangfang served dinner to Nabazi, Li Guolou sat on the side, and asked: "Nabazi, you have disappeared without a trace in the past few days, you have come sneakily, what the hell are you messing with?" ”
Na Bazi sighed: "Fake foreign devil, for your sake, I am dizzy, these two days have been tossing this matter, I am easy." ”
Li Guolou was overjoyed, and saw that the bazi was in a hurry to report the good news, hurriedly poured a full wine, and said with a smile: "The eldest brother is mighty, and the third brother is grateful." ”
The bazi hula hula ate it violently, nodded and said, "It's delicious!" Xiaofang, you will also make it for me to eat in the future. ”
Chen Xiangfang spat lightly and said, "Who is your Xiaofang, call me sister-in-law Chen." ”
Na Bazi stirred his mouth and said, "Don't chirp, the relationship will be more chaotic like that, and if you call me like this, I'll call you Grandma Chen." ”
The three of them quarreled with each other, and none of them refused to be a junior, the relationship between the three of them became more and more chaotic, and finally Li Guolou wanted to call that bazi "uncle"!
After eating, Na Bazi wiped his mouth and said, "Li Guolou won't tease you anymore, let's get down to business." Your errand has come to an end, and it really breaks my head. You don't know, now the king of Hades in this world is easy to talk to, and the little ghost is difficult. I've been dealing with imps for the past few days, and that's only half the way through your business. ”
Li Guolou said: "There are no outsiders here, so don't sell Guanzi." ”
Chen Xiangfang listened to it, and Miaomu gave Li Guolou an affectionate gaze, it turned out that she had taken root in Li Guolou's heart and was her own person.
Nabazi said: "Third brother, the day after you said about your matter, I went to find Master Bao from the Criminal Department, and handed over a hundred taels of silver, and you said that the little officials couldn't handle it." Mr. Bao agreed on the spot, and there was no problem at all. But the people below, just collecting money and not doing anything, hurt me to be angry at both ends, like a mouse in the bellows running at both ends, and finally this matter fell into the palm of your top boss, Yao Mistake, the deputy envoy of Chongwenmen. But what does he say? The selfishness is too heavy, and whoever wants to insert it into his territory must also guard against it. I said all the good things, blew you into a flower, and told Yao Cuo that you are a pillar of talent who came back from abroad, but you are only painted gold in the yamen of the Criminal Department, and you will not snatch his position in the future. The soft and hard came together, which made him send his mouth, let you go to see him, see what you look like, are you qualified to be a fast catcher? ”
Li Guolou said: "Big brother, then you don't need to see him at night, which green onion are you selling?" ”
Nabazi sighed and said, "Third brother, you don't know, Yao Cuo is a stingy person who is also good at gambling. At night, he plays in the Good Luck mahjong parlor, and these days he has a little back and loses a mess. There was a merchant from Wuxi, who came for ten days, and his luck was a little evil, and he killed the old Jianghu Yao wrongly. All the year's income was paid for tuition, and even the twenty taels of silver I gave me were not hidden overnight. Yao Cuo didn't believe that people would have such good luck. That Wuxi old must be an old man. A few masters in the yamen who caught the old man had fought with the old man in Wuxi, and they all returned home. A person is a clear knife to play cards, can not see the old Qian, I also went to the Wuxi old yesterday, lost ten taels of silver. I didn't dare to play cards with him in the future, only Yao was dead-eyed, holding it in his heart, and invited several groups of people, even the people from the Internal Affairs Office were also implicated, he had been scolded to death by his brothers, and began to rush to the doctor. Last time, in order to earn face for you, I said that you have the ghost intelligence of a British devil, and you want to come to the yamen of the criminal department to show your skills. So he told you to go over at night, and you will meet the old man of Wuxi, if you have the ability to catch the old envoy of Wuxi, you will be ordered tomorrow. ”
Li Guolou's blood boiled when he heard it, no matter what the consequences were, he stood up and blurted out: "Let's go, let's go and meet that Wuxi old man." ”
Chen Xiangfang said hurriedly: "Slow! Xiaolou, show me your wallet. ”
Li Guolou turned around and said suspiciously: "Why?" ”
Chen Xiangfang glared and said fiercely: "You are stupid! I've seen a lot of hot-blooded young people like you, and as soon as my brain is hot, I rush to the front. What should I do if I lose? Such a big person asks your sister for money every time. Let me see how many silver tickets you have brought, and don't come back with only your panties left. ”
Li Guolou was hypnotized in a trance, looked at Chen Xiangfang's face, was reluctant to leave, and obediently handed over the wallet in the inner pocket of his coat to Chen Xiangfang.
Chen Xiangfang took out a stack of silver tickets, glanced at them a few times, and only put one silver ticket into her wallet, and folded the other silver tickets and put them in her pocket.
Chen Xiangfang handed the wallet back to Li Guolou and said undoubtedly: "That's it, I'll keep the other silver tickets for you." ”
Li Guolou took out the silver ticket and saw that it was a silver ticket of fifteen taels, it seemed that Chen Xiangfang was quite generous, let him lose this money at most, and stared at Chen Xiangfang gratefully.
The boy craned his neck, saw the number of silver tickets, and was sure that the money should be enough. They don't go to the casino, they go to the mahjong parlor. Like this kind of low-end mahjong parlor is just a tap per game, where it is not allowed to make thousands, are all regular customers, the owner of the mahjong parlor is a long stream, relying on a few mahjong tables, you can feed a family. Winning or losing between gamblers, normally, it is already good luck to win two or three taels of silver at a time, like he loses ten taels of silver at a time, which is considered luck to go home. Ordinary people have an income of less than ten taels of silver a year. People like Li Guolou and Nabazi are more than enough to be more than enough than the upper and lower groups, and they still have the leisure to play mahjong, in order to hold their breath, they are willing to throw the silver into the gambling game, can they catch the old thousand? No one has a bottom, they only have a momentum and stupidity.
Chen Xiangfang said generously: "Xiaolou, you go first." I'll clean up the house for you and leave, don't worry about our mother, I'll call a carriage myself." ”
Nabazi interjected, "Xiao Fang, I thought you were going to live here. Hey, hey, hey, hey······"
Chen Xiangfang said half-truthfully: "It's okay to live, I'm Xiaolou's sister." ”
Li Guolou was frightened to death, and said hurriedly: "Xiaofang, you better go." It's not good to gossip about people. ”
Zheng Lingling rubbed her eyes and said coquettishly: "Mom, I'm sleepy." ”
Li Guolou made a gesture, with a bitter gourd face, and said: "Auntie, I sent you three wishes, you don't want to act anymore." All right? ”