Chapter 33: Monsters Who Don't Belong to the World

It was already noon the next day when Evil and Good woke up, and the first voice he heard was "Childe, why don't you throw him away." ”

This is what Qi Guanzhuang said, Qi Guanzhuang is greedy for this Wuqing war horse that is alive and kicking this morning, as for evil and good, it has nothing to do with his own group, and saving his life is already merciful.

When Evil and Good opened his eyes, he noticed that he was being thrown on the back of a horse like a cargo, and heard a gentle voice say: "Official, Pu Yin is right, everyone should be saved." ”

Pu Yin had been observing the situation of Evil and Good, and when he saw Evil and Good struggling, he hurriedly shouted, "He woke up." ”

And they scattered on their horses, and dismounted again, and surrounded the good in the middle.

Evil and Good only felt that his head was drowsy, and he asked, "Who are you?" (Houthis)

The Husthis used for evil and good, everyone looked at each other, indicating that they did not understand. But Pu Yin even replied in Houthi: "We are people passing by. (Houthis)

"Who am I? Where is this? "Evil and good sent out two tortures from the depths of the soul in a row. (Houthi)

Pu Yin was speechless for a while, and said to everyone: "He seems to have lost his memory." ”

"Evil and good." Zhao Miao shouted.

Evil and good are indifferent.

"You tell him to try it in the Houthis." Zhao Miao said.

Pu Yin nodded and shouted in Houthi language, "Evil and good." ”

Evil or indifference.

"It seems that you really have amnesia," Zhao Miao said slyly, "Childe, congratulations on your harvest of a one-yuan tiger general." ”

Jiang Jue smiled bitterly, he didn't plan to take advantage of the danger of others, and he was only worried that he would be taken away by the evil wolf if he was left alone in the wilderness, even if he was not discovered by the Song army.

"You, come here," Zhao Miao beckoned to the evil good, and when the evil and good came, she pointed at Jiang Jue and said, "This is Gongzi, listen to me, Gongzi." ”

"Pigeons." Evil and good shouted vaguely.

"It's Childe." Zhao Miao couldn't straighten up with a smile, but still tried hard to correct it.

"Pigeons." Evil and good smiled at Jiang Jue.

"Okay, Zhao Miao, don't be naughty," Jiang Jue glanced at Zhao Miao, and then said to Pu Yin, "You tell him that he can go home." ”

After saying that, Jiang Jue got on the horse and went first, and Pu Yin told Jiang Jue in Husthis to follow later. Evil and good led the Wuqing war horse in his hand, and he was stunned in place for a long time, and only when Jiang Jue was far away did he get on the horse and catch up, shouting: "Pigeon, pigeon." ”

One more person is not just one more mouth, the amount of food in the stone is amazing, and the evil and good that the amount of food that does not lose to the stone simply makes Jiang Jue hurt his spirits. There was not much food brought, and it was difficult for the Husé to see the people, that is, when they saw the people, it was either the wandering Huthi iron cavalry or the Song army's squad, Jiang Jue and his party avoided it, where did they dare to look for food.

Jiang Jue was also an idiot back then, and he didn't allow Zhao Miao to bully the evil and the good anymore. In the middle of the way, he forcibly threw off the evil and the good several times, but each time the first Houthi warrior shouted "dove, pigeon" and chased after him. The group unanimously agreed that the dark and green war horse of evil and good is not bad, otherwise how could they catch up with their group every time?

In desperation, Jiang Jue had no choice but to take evil and good, he didn't dare to hand him over to the Houthis, maybe he would think that Song Jun had been hacked to death by a random knife before he could speak. The Houthi cavalry rushed to the first place in the world, and no one dared to stop it.

At sunset, everyone began to light a fire for the night, and after today, they will completely run out of food, the original plan is to go to Jizhou to replenish food, but the two big guys of stone and evil and good can be worth the rest of the people's food.

There are still five or six days to go to Jizhou, and Jiang Jue is worried.

Qi Guanzhuang took Pu Yin out for a trip, Jiang Jue thought that the two of them were going to do something sneaky, and when the two returned from the starlight, they were holding a lot of wild vegetables in their hands.

"Childe, I did my best." Qi Guanzhuang looked at the two of them worriedly.

Jiang Jue's eyes lit up, Pu Yin could identify a hundred grasses, and Qi Guanzhuang had rich experience in surviving in the wild, so he would not starve to death.

The importance of talents suddenly appeared, and Qi Guanzhuang, who had low military force, and Pu Yin, who had no force, suddenly became the food in Jiang Jue's eyes, or with them, they would not worry about starving to death.

On the second day, Jiang Jue had a new idea, since the evil and good insisted on following him, he would not forcibly leave him, after all, every time the evil and good caught up, the aggrieved eyes made him feel ashamed.

The first thing is to teach the evil and the good to learn the official language of Da Li, otherwise it will not even be able to communicate normally, and it is really inappropriate to shout "pigeons, pigeons", even Zhao Miao, who is obviously only a little smaller than Qi Guanzhuang in this team, should be heavy-minded but ghostly, and he called himself a pigeon.

So Jiang Jue rested and asked Pu Yin for a volume of pharmacological bamboo slips, and then taught evil and good literacy. Originally, he thought that it would be extremely difficult to teach evil and good, literacy and etiquette, after all, when he was still an idiot, he couldn't even remember a piece of "Jiahe" for a whole year, who knows if evil and good are talented or other reasons, and he will have simple daily communication on the first day, such as "eating", "drinking", "riding a horse" These common words he can master proficiently, but the word "pigeon" still can't be changed.

After a few days, relying on Qi Guanzhuang and Puyin is wild vegetables, plus Yuchan and Shao Ruyi captured a wild sheep, they finally fed these two reckless men who could hold a whole cow in their stomachs, and also arrived in Jizhou smoothly.

Evil, good, literacy, and etiquette are progressing rapidly, and they can even skillfully call out the names of a group of people, but they still call Jiang Jue "pigeon".

"Pigeon, it seems that it can't be changed." Zhao Miao leaned on the stone and laughed wildly.

Qi Guan Zhuang shouted indignantly: "Why do you want me to lead the horse for you? ”

Zhao Miao waved his fist and said, "Dissatisfied? Do you want another fight? ”

Qi Guanzhuang stopped talking, yesterday he really couldn't stand Zhao Miao's provocation and couldn't help but fight with Zhao Miao, but he was beaten to the point that his nose was swollen and his eyes were blue, and he was obediently listening to Zhao Miao's call. He finally realized that his strength was only a little stronger than Pu Yin, who couldn't punch and kick, and compared to these Sword Pavilion disciples, it was really different.

After arriving in Jizhou, Jiang Jue and his entourage dismounted, riding horses all day long was really torturous, or the feeling of stepping on the ground was real, and it was against his heart that he could feel the temperature of the earth.

"Pigeons, people." Evil and good shrank and hid behind Jiang Jue.

Jiang Jue suddenly felt a sense of guilt for abducting an ignorant girl, it turned out that this mysterious Houthi No. 1 warrior was still a person who was afraid of life.

It is difficult for Jiang Jue and his entourage not to attract the attention of others, a bearded, two sturdy and reckless men, three young girls who are not very old but have graceful and beautiful appearances, and four young men who are eyesore.

The westernmost part of Jizhou and Yongzhou is the Tang Kingdom, a country with fierce folk customs, which perfectly integrates the advantages of the three cultures of Housai, Beidi and Dali, such as bravery, martial arts, benevolence and righteousness, and also integrates the shortcomings of the three cultures, such as arrogance, rudeness, and hypocrisy.

The group of ten people didn't plan to stay in Tang Country for long, they just wanted to rush to Yanzhou after supplying food. It's just that it came at a bad time, and it happened that Tang Guo was recruiting troops, and Jiang Jue's group of ten people was naturally regarded as the target of recruitment.

Naturally, the group would not give in, so the evil good, who was wrapped in a headscarf between the pushes, was pushed and cried.

It is Jiang Jue's Zhao Miao's idea to wrap evil and good in a turban, after all, although evil and good are mysterious, but it is for people who are far away, Jizhou Tang Kingdom is close to Hus, it is inevitable that some people will recognize it, and it will inevitably cause unnecessary trouble.

A man who reminded the sturdy man howled and cried in the street, and the contrast made the onlookers feel funny. What's even funnier is that the leading young man actually comforted the man, and then the man really didn't cry, just cowered and hid behind the young man.

Someone made trouble in the street, which naturally alarmed the magistrate of a city, and a man named Tang Mou walked out, and to the surprise of the onlookers, this big man above their heads actually bowed to the leading young man, and shouted respectfully: "Childe." ”

So these spectators began to speculate about the origin of this young man.

It was not strange for Tang Mou to recognize Jiang Jue, he was the general of the Northern Alliance who was stationed outside Luoyi during the Second Luoyi Alliance.

Since there are acquaintances, it is easy to do things, this Tang Mou first set up a banquet and invited Jiang Jue and his party to have a full meal. At first, he didn't feel anything, but after the two strong men ate a roasted whole sheep together, he only ate half of his saliva with difficulty, and then ordered someone to prepare it immediately.

"Childe, don't come unharmed." Tang Mou said to Jiang Jue.

Fortunately, except for the two strong men who didn't look like people, the rest of them were normal, and even more elaborate than him in the details of etiquette, which made him a little restrained.

Jiang Jue also bowed his hand to Tang Mou and said, "Laughing, these two friends of mine eat a bit much. ”

It's not just that the amount of food is a little large, but Tang Mou is still willing to eat this little money, he smiled and said: "It's a blessing to be able to eat, these two strong men are ...... at a glance."

Tang Mou originally wanted to say that it was a rare blessing at first glance, but because the evil and good ate too much, his turban fell to the ground, revealing a harmless face of humans and animals.

Of course, this face is harmless to people and animals, and Tang Mou was so frightened that he took a few steps back and tripped over the table.

"General Tang, what's wrong?" Jiang Jue hurriedly asked.

Four Tang waiters came in with a roasted whole salt, and when they arrived at the door, they left the roasted whole sheep and fled.

Evil Good was a little unhappy when he saw the roasted whole sheep being thrown on the ground, so he picked it up and smiled at Jiang Jue.

Tang Mou swallowed another mouthful of saliva with difficulty, and only then did he make sure that there was no threat to evil and good, and then said, "Childe, he is evil and good." ”

Jiang Jue nodded and said, "I know." ”

"How did Childe encounter evil and good? Did he hurt you? Tang Mou said with a bitter face.

Jiang Jue shook his head suspiciously, and asked, "What's wrong with him?" ”

Tang Mou kept away from evil and good as much as possible, and then said: "Childe, you don't know that evil and good are used by our Tang people to scare disobedient children. ”

There is such a saying in the Tang Kingdom: out of the forest tiger gnaws human bones, down the mountain evil wolf takes away the sheep, if the evil and good are born, the tiger becomes a cat and a wolf.

Jiang Jue looked at the evil and good, and the evil and good did not make him feel bad along the way, and he was even a little afraid of life. Could it be that evil and good are really more terrible than tigers and wolves?

Seeing that Jiang Jue was looking at himself, Evil Good wiped his mouth with his greasy hand and shouted, "Pigeon." ”

"General Tang, have you seen evil and good with your own eyes?" Jiang Jue asked.

Tang Mou shook his head and said, "That's not true, it's just that everyone spreads it like this." ”

Presumably, the four guards also saw the evil and the good, so they left the roast mutton and fled, Jiang Jue was a little worried, if the evil and good were brought to Yanzhou, what would the evil and the good do?

"And how do you recognize him?" Jiang Jue was a little puzzled, Zhao Miao recognized evil and good, it was because Zhao Miao had traveled many places with Fu Bai, and naturally he had seen a lot, but this Tang Mou and the four guards had never seen evil and good, but they recognized it at a glance, which really made Jiang Jue feel puzzled.

"Every family scares their children with portraits of evil and good, so they recognize it," Tang Mou said, "and evil and good were born ten years ago." ”

Ten years ago, in the eighteenth year of King Lihe, the Houssein Holy Wei Ling had been dead for a long time, and Wei Xiu had not yet been canonized. For a time, the Houthis were besieged by many forces such as Dog Rong, Xiqiang, Jizhou, and Yuzhou.

For the first and only time, the Houthi good was born, and after many days of escape, the survivors were silent about what had happened.

Finally, one day, Jianling Miao was ordered to enter the Housai, and then returned with injuries, saying, "That is a monster that does not belong to the world. ”

In the past ten years, evil and good have been made into portraits to ward off evil spirits, and those disobedient boys are obedient and docile like sheep when they hear the word evil and good.

The most accurate record of evil and good is the sentence of Jianling Miaoku, "It is a monster that does not belong to the world", in addition to the rumors of those who have not seen evil and good, as for those who have seen evil and good with their own eyes, they are still silent.

Jiang Jue looked at Tang Mou suspiciously, making sure he didn't speak, and then stared at the evil and the good again. It was really hard for him to guess what terrible things evil and good had done in the first place to make people frightened.

Seeing that Jiang Jue had been staring at him, as if he was making a difficult decision, the stone hurriedly got up and protected Jiang Jue in front of him, lest the evil and good suddenly burst out and hurt people. Evil Good finally made up his mind, grabbed half of the mutton with one hand and handed it over, and said, "Pigeon, eat." ”

Jiang Jue replied, "You eat." ”

Evil and good happily began to gobble up.

Tang Mou simply admired this son so much that he could even surrender to monsters that did not belong to the world, such as evil and good, and he also felt that he was meddling, so he said: "Childe, don't take what I say to heart, those are rumors, and they can't be taken seriously." ”

For a moment, Jiang Jue wanted to send the evil and good back to Housai, but what could he do if he sent it back? Looking at him delirious? Watch him go to the Song people for revenge again?

Jiang Jue understands evil and good better than any other people, because they are the same kind of people, and they are all idiots. It's just that his idiot was ridiculed by everyone back then, and evil and good were feared by everyone.

respect, so it is used to ward off evil spirits; Fear, so used to scare children.

Jiang Jue whispered: "Out of the forest, the tiger gnaws human bones, and the evil wolf goes down the mountain to take away the sheep. ”