Xu Tian: "??? ”

What kind of person is so polite, and he contributes so much resentment when he meets for the first time?

Xu Tian turned around and smiled kindly at the two captains, thanked him, and then disappeared with a sigh.

The two captains looked at each other, and the foreign captain named Frank said in English: "Oh my God, Zhu, did you see that?" ”

The co-pilot named Zhu Yuqing said, "I'...... I see it...... There seems to be a big black bird there just now......"

Frank: "Big bird? You don't have a good look, it's obviously a black round pig. And then all at once it was gone. ”

The two captains leaned heavily on the cushions as they spoke, and said in unison, "Fake, I'm scared to death." ”

Zhu Yuqing picked up a piece of chocolate, hastily tore open the package with his mouth, and gnawed it violently: "Damn, I thought that I could meet porcelain bumpers when I flew a plane." ”

Frank is very puzzled: "In the era of aura revival, even pigs can go to the sky, and it seems that this industry will not be so safe in the future." ”

Xu Tian's eyesight is extraordinary, and he can clearly see the two frightened buddies in the plane from a distance, but the two captains are not so good-looking, they only see Xu Tian who was wrapped in black qi from a distance and stopped on the road, and they were so frightened that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas were nirvana.

But fortunately, there is no danger, because whether it is a bird or a pig or something else, as long as it hits, it will inevitably be the end of the plane being destroyed and people killed.

Even if the opponent is stationary, if you use a high-speed flying aircraft as a reference, the impact is quite powerful.

Otherwise, why the plane flies at high altitude above the clouds, there is a very key factor is the fear of encountering birds, although the birds fly slowly, but the plane flies fast, and when it hits, it is a vigorous explosion......

"Mom, I'm going to eat that."

In the airliner, a little white blonde girl sitting by the window asked her mother for snacks in a milky voice.

“OK。”

The blonde and freckled mother tore open the potato chips and was taking out a piece to feed her daughter, when she suddenly looked out the window and shouted in shock, and the potato chips in her hand fell directly to the ground.

There was also a lot of commotion in the cabin.

Because they saw a young man wrapped in black qi who was walking side by side with them......

The little girl pouted dissatisfiedly, picked up the potato chips on the ground and stuffed them into her mouth, and then followed her mother's incredible gaze to look out the window, and suddenly opened her mouth wide: "Wow, Mom, he can fly, he can fly......"

Xu Tian smiled at the cute little white girl who was lying on the round window and looking at him, and immediately accelerated suddenly, and ran away with a bang, leaving the plane far behind......

"So fast! So fast! Hoohoo!! ”

Xu Tian is galloping, that kind of pleasure, it is impossible to experience the supercar floor oil to rot!

After flying for most of the day, Xu Tian felt that the climate around him seemed to have become a lot hotter, and he was curious about where he had been, and immediately his body sank below the clouds, and when he looked down, his eyes were full of earthy yellow, most of them were yellow sand, and the very few green that could be seen was the kind of huge cactus, and there were some wooden houses built sporadically on both sides of the road.

The landscape here resembles a foreign western desert.

I'm a little tired of flying, have you flown abroad......

Anyway, let's take a trip abroad, others are traveling by car, he flies by himself, and this trip to a foreign country......

Seeing a billboard with the word "Bar" hanging on a small wooden house, and a circle of neon lights with a ** silhouette next to it, it should be the bar of this place, he immediately leaned down and flew down to buy a glass of wine.

Fortunately, when I went to the bank before, I exchanged 10,000 US dollars and put it in the dimensional storage ring, and I was not afraid of running out of drinks when I was in a foreign land.

Said to be a bar, in fact, it is a dilapidated country lounge, a group of hippies in leather clothes sit together and feast, Xu Tian pushed open the door and slowly stepped forward, sitting in front of the bar, next to him sat a man in a suit with a scumbag face, about forty years old, with a decadent face.

He asked the waiter, a middle-aged red-haired lady who had asked for a beer, and he picked up the cup and drank it with his mouth on the rim of the handle.

The waiter's aunt was surprised when she saw it, and asked in English, "Sir, why are you drinking like this?" ”

"This place with a handle is something that most people don't touch with their mouths when they drink, so I won't get sick germs."

The man, who looked frustrated at first glance, smiled.

"Oh......" The waiter's aunt suddenly realized, Xu Tian also felt that it was very reasonable, this foreigner brother seemed to be a very thoughtful man.

Immediately, the waiter's aunt looked at Xu Tian, who had just come in: "Is there anything I can do to help you?" ”

"Get me a draught beer too."

Xu Tian was actually just thirsty, but now that he was here, if just a glass of water didn't seem appropriate, he put down a $100 dollar at the bar and asked for a glass of cold draft beer.

Anyway, you don't have to worry about drunk driving.

"Okay. Young sir. The waitress turned to pick up the draft beer, "Please wait a moment." ”

A full glass of cold draft beer was placed in front of him, Xu Tian picked up the glass, and also put his mouth on the edge of the mouth with the handle to drink.

The waiter's aunt smiled: "Is Mr. also afraid of contracting germs?" ”

Xu Tian: "No, I'm sick and I'm afraid of infecting others. ”

Downcast man: "??? ”

[Grievances from Hershel Johnson, +699!] 】

Xu Tian glanced at him, smiled friendlyly, and immediately raised the draft beer in his hand: "chess."

The down-and-out man Hershel also barely squeezed out a wry smile, raised the draft beer in his hand and touched him.

After drinking for a while, the down-and-out man sighed heavily and complained, "Alas! Life is really boring, Vivian, that bitch, just left, didn't say a word, even the children were taken away, my job was mediocre, my salary was pitiful, was I willing! ”

At the end of the conversation, he slapped the table hard, attracting the attention of the hippie at the table next to him, but everyone was taken aback by him, but they didn't pay much attention to it, and they didn't mean to look down on it or ridicule it.

Xu Tian didn't say anything, drinking beer in small sips, he knew that foreigners are generally more wild, and they will say anything, unlike many Chinese who like to rot their hearts in their stomachs.

If this is in China, there will definitely be a virgin who will go up to persuade him not to publicize his ugliness, but abroad, no one will care about a frustrated middle-aged man venting his frustration.

It is commonplace, everyone knows that every family has a scripture that is difficult to read, and they will not laugh at others.

The waiter's aunt also persuaded and comforted him very reasonably.

Hershel raised his head and drank the last sip of wine, burped heavily, and said, "You said that I, work is so boring, and I still hold on, what is it for, not for her?" But she ...... She ......"

At the end of the words, the middle-aged man actually choked up.

Xu Tian was a little unbearable, and kindly enlightened him: "Brother, don't think about it, it's not a big deal, in fact, everyone's work is boring." ”

"The difference is that others are boring, but the pay is high."

Herschel: "??? ”

[Grievances from Hershel Johnson, +967!] 】

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