Chapter 6: Making People Like Pigs
More than a dozen pairs of eyes in the hall stared at him, and a sense of bewilderment suddenly hit his whole body, like a court trial, and there was nowhere to escape.
The shape of the three boxes is exactly the same, there is no difference, choose one randomly to determine your own fate, but is there any hint?
Desperately restraining his nervousness, staring carefully at the three boxes, Rogan began to slap himself, causing laughter.
Wang Xianling smiled hippie, as if staring at the cricket fighting skills, and pointed at Luo Gan's body with his index finger, "This person is really stupid." ”
Zhang Jifeng sneered disdainfully: "I was scared by Lord Wang's wisdom and martial arts!" ”
Luo Gan ignored it completely, staring at the box, except for the people around him lighting up red, there was nothing unusual about the three boxes, and there were no other hints.
How good is that? It's ridiculous! I have always heard of the prosperous era of the Tang Dynasty, but I didn't expect that there would be such a faint official, indiscriminately playing with civilians.
Taking a deep breath, Luo Gan stepped forward to meet his fate, first looked at the first box on the left, and when he was about to reach for it, Wang Xianling showed a surprised expression, making Luo Gan quickly retract his hand.
Wang Xianling was suddenly disappointed, continued to look at Luo Gan, and waved his hand to let him choose whatever he wanted.
Above the lobby, Fang was still noisy, and now it seemed that he could only hear his own breathing.
Luo Gan looked left and right, carefully observing the reactions of the people around him, and the expressions of the catchers were just indifferent, probably whether they were surprised by the fact that the county order was playing with civilians, or whether they were used to the impermanence of the world, without joy or sorrow, and just hoped that it would end quickly.
Finally, the box in the middle was selected, and Rogan opened it and looked inside...... Suddenly there was a scream, and he fell to the ground, and the whole box fell to the ground.
A large pig's head rolled on the ground, and Rogan screamed, crawled back a few steps and hurriedly stood up, terrified.
The catchers laughed one after another, and Wang Xianling was very fascinated and clapped his hands.
Wang County Order: "Yo hehehe! Congratulations, this pig's head is for someone who is destined! ”
Luo Gan was shocked, looking at Wang Xianling's villain's appearance, and he was angry.
Suppress your anger, adjust your panic as much as possible, and fall to your knees.
Rogan: "Your Excellency! The villain is not a big traitor, please be aware of it. ”
Wang Xianling: "Hey! I didn't cut you directly, and let you pick this box, isn't it just a clear observation? ”
Zhang Jifeng was not angry, he "hummed" and turned sideways, looking at Zhang Zhukuai, as if he was a little disappointed that he didn't see a good show.
Wang County ordered: "This pig is a domestic animal, which means that your life is cheap." ”
Zhang Jifeng immediately held the knife in his hand, and prepared to take Luo Gan down, Luo Gan's eyes widened and he was terrified, and he suddenly felt that he might be in a big disaster.
Wang Xianling waved his hand: "But pigs, they are also diligent, unlike rats that are dirty and smelly, just troublesome." Since you said that you are not guilty, then ......", the ill-intentioned tone made Luo Gan feel uncomfortable, looked at the pig and then looked at the county order, worried that he would also fall to the ground like this pig's head, and hurriedly knelt down again and begged the county order to be lenient.
Wang Xianling: "Then you can learn from this pig." ”
Luo Gan was a little surprised, and he didn't quite understand what he meant by these words, and what he was doing.
Wang Xian Ling was very disappointed, seeing that such a stupid prisoner still had to train himself, he pointed to the pig's head.
"Learn the spirit of pigs, I have never eaten pork and seen pigs run! Oops! Yes, you quickly learn to take two steps. Wang Xian Ling clapped his hands, made his own opinion, and laughed casually, but he was happy, and the other people had no reaction on their faces, and Zhang Jifeng was still very cooperative with the county order to laugh.
The pig's head was already cooked, and Rogan looked at the pig's head as if he understood what would happen to him if he disobeyed these officials.
How ridiculous! Do you need to lose all your dignity and fall into such a field to find a way to live?
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On that twenty-year-old night, Li Chuanglai celebrated his birthday with his college roommates, and when the others were drunk and fell asleep, Li Chuanglai found a forest to be quiet, and saw the goddess he had a crush on for two years here, and the goddess walked side by side with her friends, which was very beautiful but there was no Li Chuanglai in her world.
Although he is an only child since he was a child, there are not too many blessings, there is no money at home, "poor and lowly couples mourn" is really a common phenomenon, no one cares about Li Chuanglai's growth and psychology, and his parents are arguing and quarreling over firewood, rice, oil and salt, endlessly.
Li Chuanglai sometimes wonders if he owes three cents to the sky, and his work is always a little worse. When I was in elementary school, I was almost the best elementary school in the city, but because my home was far away, I didn't let me go; The interest class just learned music, and was praised for his good talent, and he was almost about to embark on the broad road of art, but his father thought the piano was too expensive and didn't let him go; I got up late for the high school entrance examination and didn't bring any money, but I was detained, I was late for the exam, and I played abnormally, and I almost got into a better class of schools; In high school, because he fell in love, he met a schoolboy girlfriend, and forcibly pretended not to apply for a school close to his strength, and his blind confidence turned out to be a little bit worse.
With this good luck, does Li Chuanglai think that he should buy a lottery ticket or something? I really went, but it was a little worse, the first prize number and the number he bought were neighbors, but none of them hit.
In this unfortunate life, in an interview with a large company where all the top students failed, he got a valuable opportunity to play extraordinarily, and the interview occasion was very interesting.
The two interviewers and Li Chuanglai sat in front of each other, and the interviewers quickly skimmed through his resume and didn't seem to have much interest.
Interviewer A: "Copywriting for a real estate. ”
Li Chuanglai felt that the other party was not too interested in his copywriting, so he was simply fearless.
Li Chuanglai: "If you have the ability, you can buy it." And whether you love to come today or not, and whether you love to buy or not to sell tomorrow! ”
The interviewer burst out laughing, and the other looked at Li Chuanglai and became interested.
Interviewer B: "Ask you a corny question, if your mother and girlfriend ......"
Li Chuanglai didn't even finish listening to it, and answered directly: "Don't worry, if you want to think about the problem in advance, I will teach my mother to swim first." ”
The two interviewers looked at each other and smiled and nodded approvingly.
That's how Li Chuanglai bumped into the first big luck in his life and entered this company. What's even more surprising is that the person in the same office turned out to be his own goddess!
After a few efforts of his own, with 200% of the enthusiasm and 300% of the luck to complete the company's current most difficult to overcome a customer, the leadership of the appreciation, known as "with a 4A-level advertising company planner of the new star", suddenly attracted in the company but the mediocre goddess.
Li Chuanglai took advantage of the momentum, launched an offensive, accompanied the goddess when she was in trouble, and finally got together over time. For a while, Li Chuanglai was like a winner in life, and he was proud of his career.
But now, everything is gone. Am I Li Chuanglai or Luo Gan? ……
Luo Gan prostrate on the ground, full of emotion, Wang Xian Ling held the token in his hand like a signal of the end of the game, as long as he gave an order, all Luo Gan's previous efforts were in vain.
That's it! Han Xin can stand the humiliation of his crotch, this is just a game, what I see is just me, I can reverse my life if I win, and I don't know if I lose, what am I afraid of?!
Rogan was on all fours, crawling forward, like a strange reptile, very strange.
Zhang Jifeng felt very funny, and continued to make it bad, "Which pig is a toad like you!" Hahahaha! The body is arched, and the big man should not cower. ”
Luo Gan glared at Zhang Jifeng, Wang Xianling was very interested in Zhang Jifeng's words, and slapped one hand on the token.
Wang County Order: "Just do what Zhang Zhutou said!" Hurry, hurry, hurry. ”
Rogan crawled and slowly arched his back, looking extremely ugly, and even uglier than that were the bastards present who took pleasure in humiliating civilians, disregarding human life.
Wang Xian Ling: "Shout along with the rhythm!" ”
The catchers present coaxed one after another, and there was an imperceptible light in the corner of Luo Gan's eyes, which fell down his face and was fleeting.
Soon after, a man crawled forward with his back hunched, his head up, and let out a howl like a pig.
The miserable sound echoed throughout the yamen, and I don't know how far, how many miles, and how many people heard it.