Chapter 40: The White Lady!
After the system and Wu Ming talked for a while, they said, "Okay, Wuda, no kidding." You've triggered and completed hidden missions ---- you're famous, here are your favorite draws, do you not draw or not? β
Wu Ming: "Wait a while, I'll finish the matter in front of me first." After finishing speaking, Wu Ming asked people to release the fake Wang Ying, and said to Yan Shun that since he is Yan Shun's brother, then this time the matter will be settled.
After sending away Yan Shun, who wanted to repay the favor, Wu Ming said to the system: "The old look, soap, jokes." The system asked, "Do you want to pick up soap?" Wu Ming: "System, do you know that you are really underdrawn?" β
System: "You're going to threaten me, forget it, you can't afford to joke at all, are you going to draw a lottery or not?" Wu Ming: "What do you mean, why don't I draw a lottery." β
System: "Don't forget, the terminal is still evolving, if you are still in the lottery, it is still my private collection, my things are definitely not as good as the terminal." β
Wu Ming: "I just want to draw a lottery, not for anything else, who let you usually follow me, I just want to make you feel distressed and make you bleed." System: "You have to think about it carefully, after the terminal evolution is completed, the benefits of the lottery will also be upgraded." β
Wu Ming: "There's nothing to think about, when the terminal evolution is completed, there will be human thinking, maybe there will be selfish thoughts." Who knows if it will ruin my draw. β
The helpless system had no choice but to meet Wu Ming's request: wash his face and tell jokes. When everything was ready, Wu Ming said to the system, "Let's start." After a while, Wu Ming heard a prompt sound from the system in his mind: "Congratulations on winning the beauty card, do you want to carry out a classified lottery?" β
Wu Ming was puzzled and asked, "Why is there a classified lottery again?" System: "If the terminal gives one of the four beauties at random, don't I have a lot of beauties in my collection, so I can only carry out a classified lottery." β
Wu Ming complained: "You are not a person, why do you collect so many beauties?" Do you still want to open a harem? The system ignored Wu Ming's complaints: "Do you smoke or not, don't pull down, just I am reluctant to give it to you." β
Wu Ming: "Smoke, why don't you smoke, I like to see you feel sorry for your family but have to endure the pain of cutting meat." After a while, Wu Ming's mind came out of the system's cookie-cutter winning prompt: "Congratulations on winning Bai Suzhen from the beauty card!" β
Wu Ming was puzzled: "Bai Suzhen, which Bai Suzhen?" The system whispered in Wu Ming's ear: "Wait for a thousand years."
Wait a minute
Wait for a thousand years
I have no regrets
Who is whispering in the ear
Love me foreverγγγγγγγγ β
As soon as Wu Ming heard the system sing, he almost blew it up. In the first lottery, I drew a demon beauty Su Daji, well, I endured it, after all, the fox woman is smart, and Su Daji is an existence that charms all beings. It's barely acceptable on your own.
Why did this lottery draw out the snake demon white lady again. Could it be that he is so miserable that he can't wash his non-chieftain face when he washes his face. Wu Ming asked the system: "I said the system, who are the beauties in your collection, can you reveal it?" β
System: "What can't be revealed here, I have a lot of it, but I don't give it to you, I'm hungry for you." Wu Ming: "You just want to be greedy for me, and you also want me to know who is worthy of my covetousness." β
System: "Listen well, there are nine-headed chicken essence Hu Ximei, jade pipa essence king nobleman, turtle spirit virgin, golden spirit virgin, golden light virgin, Wudang virgin, Sanxiao, white bone essence, scorpion essence, jade-faced fox, iron fan princessγγγγγγ Wait a lot.,I have a collection of all the banshees that are on the list.γ β
Every time the system reported the name of a banshee, Wu Ming's face turned dark, and when the system reported the names of more than a dozen banshees, Wu Ming's face turned black into Bao Gong. Now Wu Ming is angry, and he is almost smoking.
Wu Ming held back his anger and asked: "System, are you cheating on me, you said that the beauty card was good, you replaced it with a banshee card for me." β
The system said proudly: "Didn't you still ask me just now, why don't I collect so many beauties from human beings, hehe, I'm not a human collector, of course I'm not a human anymore, I collect them as pets, you bite me." β
Wu Ming decided that he was not angry with the system, and said in his heart: "Sample, I endured it, this time I will ignore you first, I remember you, and the day you become (human), I will not beat you into a pig's head, and I will not be surnamed Wu." β
The system can detect human thoughts, of course, including Wu Ming's, after seeing Wu Ming's thoughts, the system continued to say: "You are not surnamed Wu, you were originally surnamed Wang, your name is Wang Wuming, you forgot." β
Wu Ming was directly speechless, thought about it, and decided not to vomit with the system, and the system could make people angry to death if it raised the bar. So Wu Ming directly skipped the topic and said, "Don't do it, can't you?" I don't want to be sorry for Hu Dabai, that little fox is really to me, I can't hurt her. β
The system pouted and said, "It's all an excuse, why don't you say don't when you draw the lottery." If you draw it, you have to accept it, otherwise the consequences will be serious. β
Wu Ming: "How serious are the consequences?" System: "The random character drawn out, if you don't accept it, then he will become your opponent, think about it, how terrifying the White Lady is, in order to save Xu Xian, he was flooded with gold mountain." Will your base, your guards, be able to withstand the onslaught of the waters? β
Wu Ming thought about it, it didn't seem to be good, after all, water and fire are ruthless. He asked the system, "What then?" The system said: "You stupid, you can't be a husband and wife, can't you take her as a subordinate." Hint, this white lady also has benefits. β
Wu Ming's eyes lit up as soon as he heard that there were benefits, although the system was not very reliable, but the benefits provided by the system were always good. Wu Ming stared at the system with bright eyes and asked, "What benefits?" β
System: "The White Lady has a younger sister named Xiaoqing, you know. Wu Ming lost interest when he heard it: "I don't want the white lady, not to mention her sister Xiaoqing, the more women I have, the more headaches I have." What kind of perk is this? β
System: "Why are you in a hurry, wait until you hear me finish talking before you speak." Wu Mingxin said: "Okay, I'm going to see what flowers you can tell me, anyway, Xiaoqing, I don't want to." β
The system continued: "Since ancient times, it has been a nest of snakes and rats, Xiaoqing has a subordinate who is the rat king, and all the big and small rats in this Water Margin world are under the jurisdiction of this rat king. Do you understand? β
Wu Ming shook his head and said, "I don't understand, what does this matter to me." The system said angrily: "I told you for a long time that I didn't say anything, will you use your brain, rats are everywhere." Thinking about your current power, don't you think something is missing? β
Wu Ming said: "There is no water army." β
The system in Wu Ming's mind jumped up directly and smashed it on Wu Ming's head and said: "Don't mention the navy, the intelligence department, the intelligence department is the most important, don't you understand, rats are everywhere, if you subdue them, you will not only have a navy but also an intelligence department." β