Chapter 256: The Story of the Old Driver
"I, I want to go back first... Calm down!"
Zhou You replied without looking back, then quickened his pace, and soon walked out of Ye Qingmei's villa.
"Oops... Could it be that I'm overreacting? Feeling sick?"
Ye Qingmei saw that Zhou You almost left by running away, and she couldn't help but think wildly...
Zhou You walked towards the outside of the villa community, and soon came to the main road, although it was more than 11 o'clock in the evening, but there were still a lot of vehicles running back and forth on the road.
Zhou You stretched out his hand to stop a taxi and was about to get in the car...
Only then did Ye Qingmei suddenly catch up after him, and whispered in his ear: "You big villain, don't be so anxious! I will look for you again in a few days when I am clean!"
"Oh! Okay..."
Zhou You's depressed mood subsided.
"Then I'll go back first... You... Go back to sleep..."
Ye Qingmei quickly kissed Zhou You on the face, then turned around and left with a red face.
"Ugh..."
Zhou You looked at Ye Qingmei's departing back, looked down at the still upright posture under him, and sighed mournfully.
"Master... Take a car and take me back to Nanhua College!"
Zhou You got into the car and said to the driver
"Okay!"
The taxi driver started the engine and drove onto the road, when he suddenly smiled and asked Zhou You, "Hehe... Little brother, you haven't eaten meat yet, have you?"
"Uncle, what do you mean by that?" Zhou You hurriedly asked him.
"Hahaha... Little brother, we are all men! This situation is understood by men... A young and beautiful girlfriend like you, I like to pretend the most, and it's not an easy thing for you to take her down!
The driver, who was in his forties, said with a wicked smile on his face.
"Uh... Master, there's no such thing, you, you're thinking too much. ”
Zhou You's old face flushed, and he hurriedly covered up and said.
"Hehe... Little brother, don't pretend, don't pretend, pretend to be more likely to be struck by lightning! Brother, I have been in the society for 30 years, and I have much more experience than you, I haven't seen anything, look at your eyes, look at your body reaction, I have completely betrayed you!" The middle-aged driver glanced at Zhou You, and then smiled evilly.
"Uh..."
Zhou You looked down and saw that after the zipper under him fell, the place was particularly eye-catching and hideous, so he hurriedly laughed awkwardly and felt speechless for a while.
"Quack... Little brother, don't worry, a beautiful girl from a good family like this needs time and patience to seduce, as long as you hook it, hehe...... It's definitely something special!"
The middle-aged driver said with a smile on his face.
"What do you mean by that?"
Zhou You was also a little embarrassed, so he simply talked to him.
"I'll tell you the truth, back then, my brother was also handsome......"
The middle-aged driver stroked the little hair left on his head, and then said: "Back then, I was quite handsome, especially liked by women, but what I remember the most was like tonight, it was a dark and windy night......"
The middle-aged driver is obviously an "expert" in this area, and as soon as he talks about this topic, he begins to talk endlessly.
And this middle-aged driver is a chatter, as soon as he talks about this kind of affair between men and women, he doesn't give Zhou You any chance to speak at all, he talks about what happened to him with his eyebrows, and vigorously renders the environment, atmosphere, facial expressions and movements of both men and women, psychological activities and so on.
The eloquence of this middle-aged driver is very good, especially when he narrates his erotic story, the layers are clear, the rhythm is mastered, the speed of speech is sometimes low, sometimes frustrated, with rich expressions, like a master of language!
Listening to the middle-aged driver's "Pickle Girl History", it feels like a live broadcast version, especially the level of storytelling of this middle-aged driver, which is not inferior to any audio version of the urban emotion!
Unconsciously, the middle-aged driver's "history of pickling girls" has entered the most exciting plot.
"That night, there was a beautiful woman who fell out of love, and after she drank alcohol, she wanted to find someone to accompany her, so she got into my car! She thought I was a good person, and even took the initiative to invite me to her house! I immediately agreed...
Then I followed her to her room, and she looked at me shyly, wow... Only then did I see her appearance clearly, a pair of big eyes, a delicate melon seed face, a red mouth, a slightly messy shawl hair, especially that charming appearance, which made people want to have a super friendly match with her immediately!
At this time, she suddenly took off her coat, and I wiped it, at least 36D, woo...... My brother couldn't help but sin at that time, and immediately pounced, and then went from the living room to the kitchen, then to the balcony, then to the bathroom, then to the bedroom, and finally simply on the floor... I snapped!
Seriously, that atmosphere, that scene, looking back now, is really fucking exciting!"
The middle-aged driver became more and more talking, especially when it came to the part of "fierce battle", he even pierced his eyes, and the saliva sprayed out vigorously, and even the steering wheel was stained with saliva.
And Zhou You was also "trapped" in the "unique charm" of his story, and after the middle-aged driver's "dream-like venting" was over, the car had stopped.
It turned out that it had arrived outside the gate of Nanhua College...
The middle-aged driver turned his head and said to Zhou You: "Little brother, Nanhua College has arrived......! That's 60 pieces in total!"
"Oh!"
Zhou You came back to his senses at this time, hurriedly took out a hundred-yuan bill and handed it to the middle-aged driver, then opened the car door and fled, and said to him again: "Master... Don't look for it, the rest of the money will be used as a tip, thank you for telling me such a wonderful story!"
"Hey, hey... Thank you, little brother, you're too hard, aren't you? Young man, you should be hard!"
The middle-aged driver poked his head out and said with a lewd smile.
"Woo... Uncle, don't be so involved in storytelling, okay? Lao Tzu really made you speak hard..."
Zhou You said to him with a tangled face.
"Quack... Little brother, you know... If you can't hold it, hurry up and find a girl to vent, otherwise you won't be able to fall asleep, but if you are out and running, you must remember to bring a condom!"
The middle-aged driver reminded Zhou You with a wicked smile on his face, and then waved at him, turned the front of the car, and left quickly.
"You're a girl, it's fucking difficult for Lao Tzu to walk now......"
Looking at the taxi that had left in the dust, Zhou You let out a depressed shout.
Under the bombardment of the middle-aged driver's vivid "live broadcast", Zhou You's thoughts were seriously stimulated, and he felt even more angry!
(End of chapter)