Chapter 549: Yellow Mud

This result was already very good in the eyes of Jia Ling, Sai Xishi and Xu Feng, so a smile appeared on their faces, and even the surrounding tattered tables and chairs and the collapsing wall seemed to be seen by them that the common people were hard-working. But Shi Bin and Wang Lixin were not so happy, but they didn't have a dark face, and those broken tables and chairs and the collapsing wall seemed to them to be something that could put them in danger at any time.

Naturally, these two diametrically opposed feelings will not make people feel comfortable, and even lead to problems with normal communication. Therefore, after saying a few words, several people had a common idea - to return to the city.

"Lord Wang, we've stepped on this green too, and it's almost noon, why don't we go back to the city first?" Jia Ling asked with a smile.

I wish I could go back to the city as soon as possible, and I didn't want to be forced by Shi Bin and his gang to make a statement. Once they part ways, they will be out of sight and out of mind. Therefore, as soon as Jia Ling said this, Wang Lixin immediately agreed. said that there are still a lot of official documents that have not been approved, and it is enough to be lazy for a long time, and I can't continue to slack off.

Of course, I know that this is Wang Lixin's excuse, but I also have to admire him for being able to use this as an excuse. Resting for half a day is called slackness, so isn't Shi Bin, who goes out every once in a while to 'micro-service private visits', a corpse vegetarian eater? I can't help but slander Wang Lixin for being a workaholic, and he should be named a national model worker by the emperor.

finally persuaded Wang Lixin to become a centrist, and his temper could not be released, so Jia Ling had to follow Wang Lixin's words and said: "Indeed, there are still a lot of things, and my husband should go back to the city to work early." We have to learn this from Mr. Wang, a labor activist. ”

After saying the good words, Shi Bin and Wang Lixin went back to Xi'an together.

After entering the city and parting ways, Jia Ling smiled and said, "Husband, what's wrong?" Wang Lixin is now willing to guard his one-third of an acre of land, regardless of the orders of the imperial court, aren't you still happy? ”

glanced at Jia Ling coldly, and said impatiently: "Why is things so troublesome, so why is Wang Lixin so difficult to serve?" Helped him so much, and spent so much time to make him a centrist, the key is that maybe one day he will turn against the water. ”

"It seems that the husband has gone a lot of ways, and he doesn't know the shamelessness and darkness in this officialdom. It's already very good that Wang Lixin can talk like this, if he agrees to serve you, we will feel uneasy, and even ask you to be deeply wary of him. Jia Ling shook her head helplessly and said.

knew that what Jia Ling said was the truth, but Shi Bin still heard it very harshly, and his heart was just not happy.

"You all think about it for me, is there any way to make Wang Lixin serve me quickly." Due to the irritability in his heart, Shi Bin said regardless of it.

After spending so much effort, no one was comfortable, and everyone was very tired. Where would anyone heed Shi Bin's ridiculous request? Naturally, they all walk quietly and quietly.

Jia Ling and Sai Xishi didn't even pay attention to Xu Feng, which made Shi Bin's heart suddenly rise an evil fire. When he was about to open his mouth to reprimand Xu Feng, he saw Xu Feng smiling bitterly at him, and cast a begging look, which made Shi Bin helplessly extinguish the fire and swallow those reprimands.

It didn't take long for Xu Feng to speak, and he persuaded very calmly: "My lord, I think I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry." And if

If you want Wang Lixin to sincerely serve you, I'm afraid you have to find another way. And now everyone is very tired, it's not a good time to think about things, most of the time it's in vain, especially for fear that thinking of the wrong idea will ruin your big thing. ”

looked at Jia Ling, Sai Xishi and Xu Feng, these three guys were indeed listless, and Shi Bin had no choice but to give up and decide to go with them, and simply think of his own ideas. Thinking about it, Shi Bin no longer paid attention to walking, but thought about the problem. It's always bad to be dual-minded, and I almost hit a big tree after walking for a long time, but fortunately, I didn't react slowly and just knocked my foot.

Seeing that Shi Bin was 'injured', Jia Ling and the others were not good at going their separate ways, so they had to care about him again. It's just that Shi Bin took this opportunity to ask how to persuade Wang Lixin to join the problem, which made Jia Ling and the others feel very uncomfortable and had a feeling of being deceived, so they dispersed in a hurry again.

But in one sentence, Jia Ling turned around and left, which made Shi Bin feel very frustrated, after all, he had never betrayed his relatives so before. For the sake of this face, Shi Bin decided not to say a word to Jia Ling in three days. If it is possible, I will also rectify Xu Feng, a guy who doesn't know how to be humble and dares to collude with Jia Ling and Sai Xishi.

Thinking about it while walking like this, it is natural to be distracted again, and it is inevitable that something will happen again, but this time what happened is a little unpleasant. Because Shi Bin inadvertently stepped on a soft yellow object, and almost fell.

At first glance, Shi Bin was sick to his stomach and immediately wanted to vomit. Discovering Shi Bin's abnormality, Jia Ling and the three of them immediately turned their heads to care, and they almost threw up.

"Motherfucker, it's so unlucky to walk and step on shit! Didn't you go out and look at the yellow calendar? Shi Bin said without hesitation.

"Ahem." Jia Ling coughed deliberately and reminded Shi Bin that this was in Xi'an City, and many people knew him as a riverside envoy. You must have some cultivation and not open your mouth and close your mouth with foul language.

Reluctantly, he closed his mouth and tried hard to clean his shoes. If it were possible, Shi Bin would definitely throw away these shoes and replace them with a new one.

Of course, no one would laugh at Shi Bin at this time, and they were all comforted. Jia Ling said very calmly: "Clean your shoes, hurry back home, pick a new pair of shoes and put them on." Sai Xi Shi urged a little impatiently: "Get it while walking, and when you get to the mouth of the alley, you will have to be carried by Xu Feng to go in, anyway, don't bring these dirty things into the house." Xu Feng also nodded in support of what Jia Ling and Sai Xishi said, please Shi Bin hurry up.

No one wanted to wear such a pair of shoes for too long, so Shi Bin walked quickly, cleaning his shoes as he went. Who knew that he hadn't walked more than a dozen steps, but he heard Jia Ling's 'oops' voice from the side. It sounds like something unpleasant to have encountered.

looked at Jia Ling, and didn't find anything wrong with her, but her face was not very good, and her face was painful. Shi Bin had no choice but to continue to observe patiently, and finally found the answer on Jia Ling's left shoe—a yellow object.

Seeing this situation, Sai Xishi and Xu Feng were really concerned, and asked Jia Ling to go home quickly and change into a pair of clean shoes. Shi Bin pointed at Jia Ling and laughed.

I had just cared about Shi Bin because of this matter, but now Shi Bin turned his head and laughed at himself, Jia Ling immediately became angry, and Sai Xishi and Xu Feng also looked disdainful.

As if he didn't care about the reaction of the three of them at all, Shi Bin smiled, "You take a closer look and see what is on Jia Ling's shoes." ”

After a closer look, I found that it was not the same as the one on Shi Bin's shoes, and the one on Jia Ling's shoes was not

It's just a lump of yellow mud. It's just that they themselves subconsciously see it as shit.

After laughing, Shi Bin did not rest, but continued to laugh weirdly. The two laughs before and after were obviously different, and it also made Jia Ling, who wanted to lose her temper, suppress the evil fire in her heart, and looked at Shi Bin carefully, obviously hoping to get an explanation from him.

"There's a break that is a bit vulgar, but I think it's useful for us." Shi Bin opened his mouth and smiled.

"What words? If it really works, I won't lose my temper. Jia Ling said with a gloomy face.

"Yellow mud falls in the crotch of the pants..."

Although they knew that this was related to the matter of Wang Lixin that they talked about before, Jia Ling and the three of them still didn't understand the meaning, so they all looked ignorant.

"The imperial court has put pressure on Wang Lixin, and Wang Lixin is also struggling to support him. The question I just asked is how to make Wang Lixin unable to support as soon as possible. The reason why I laughed was because I found the answer from what Jia Ling and I stepped on. Shi Bin smiled proudly, "Do you understand this time?" ”

"Are you going to deliberately ruin Wang Lixin's reputation? I'm afraid that's not right? Jia Ling frowned and said, "Isn't the means too inferior?" ”

"Who said I'm going to throw dirty water on him?" Shi Bin feigned anger and said, "The only person who wants to pour dirty water on Wang Lixin is those unreasonable corrupt and traitorous people in the court, and it is definitely not me Shi Bin!" ”

Saying this made Jia Ling and the three even more incomprehensible. As everyone knows, if Wang Lixin wants to completely surrender to Shi Bin, it is necessary to make Wang Lixin unable to gain a foothold in the Song Dynasty. If Wang Lixin is unable to gain a foothold in the Song court, his reputation must be ruined. Now Shi Bin said that he would not pour dirty water on Wang Lixin, but the corrupt Confucian traitors of the Song Dynasty poured it on himself, which is naturally incomprehensible.

"What do you think Wang Lixin's attitude towards me is now?"

After thinking about it for a while, Xu Feng said: "Stay away, I don't want to contact adults unless I have to, today is just an exception, and there may be few such outings in the future." ”

"Then why are you staying away from me?" Shi Bin smiled slyly.

"Naturally, I'm afraid of gossip..." Sai Xi Shi replied quickly. But he stopped halfway through speaking, and after thinking about it, he smiled weirdly: "What does the husband mean to let those corrupt and traitorous people gossip about Wang Lixin because of your relationship with Wang Lixin?" ”

smiled at Sai Xishi with great satisfaction, and said, "Since you don't gossip when you stay away, won't we gossip if we do the opposite?" You know, everyone has accumulated gold and destroyed the bones. Those Wenchen can't do anything else, but it's very powerful to splash dirty water on people! ”

This time, the three of them understood why Shi Bin was so happy to see the yellow mud. He was not only happy that Jia Ling was also blocked, but also happy that he had found a way to win over Wang Lixin.

Since Jia Ling and the three of them were still uncomfortable in their hearts, Shi Bin quickly regained his composure and no longer showed that annoying smirk.

"I am afraid that the emperor will not be unhappy if I have contact with Wang Lixin on official business, so the key is to have more contact in private, otherwise it will be in vain." Shi Bin groaned.

Just after saying these words, Jia Ling slipped and almost fell, which made Shi Bin realize that the most important thing now was not to discuss this issue, but to change his shoes first. So I didn't care about these anymore, but went home quickly.