Chapter 27: Northern Song Dynasty Emmons

"Good man, ambitious, give me thin noodles, you might as well come over and drink two cups together."

Seeing this, Song Jiang sent an invitation, he didn't know that this man was the good man from Liang Shanbo. Besides, I don't know the news of Liang Shanbo when I come to this world, and I don't know how Chao Gai and other brothers are doing, so I inquired about it.

The man didn't shirk, took the wine bowl, arched his hand and sat down.

Hua Ziwei saw that this man was a little weird, so she asked curiously: "This good man, you just said that there are only two people in the world who can let you give up your seat, I don't know who these two people are?" ”

The yellow-faced man glanced at Hua Ziwei and said, "The doll is sitting firmly, I'm afraid I will scare you when I say it." The first one who can make me give up my seat is the Chai Jinchai official from Cangzhou, and this second one......"

He swallowed a sip of wine and said mysteriously: "It's Brother Song Jiang and Song Gongming of Yuncheng County, Shandong!" ”

When everyone heard this, they all looked at that person, and then looked at Song Jiang, and felt incredible, everyone was in front of him, and he sang that scene.

Hua Ziwei asked in a skeptical tone, "Haven't the heroes seen Song Gongming?" ”

"I really haven't met."

The man sighed and said regretfully: "I heard a while ago that he was at the Chai Official, so I went to look for him, but when I arrived at Chai Mansion, he left again, and I didn't have a chance to visit, what a lifelong regret!" ”

Seeing that the man had a lot of regrets, Hua Ziwei was playful, and she asked mysteriously: "I often see him, do you want me to take you to meet him?" ”

"Girl, do you know where Brother Song Jiang lives now?"

The yellow-faced man was overjoyed, stood up suddenly, and asked eagerly: "If you take me to meet Brother Song Jiang, I will fulfill my wish, and I will be rewarded in the future!" ”

"Generous retribution? How to report it, let's listen to it and see if it can impress me! ”

Before the man could answer, Hua Ziwei was startled and blurted out, "How can you tell that I am a woman?" ”

"Huh!"

The man smiled and pointed to his Adam's apple and said, "I'm old, how can you fool me, no matter how much the girl changes, she doesn't have this." ”

Seeing that Hua Ziwei understood, the man asked eagerly again, "Tell me where Brother Song Jiang is?" Whatever you ask for, I'll say yes! ”

"I want your short stick, will you give it?"

The man did not hesitate to take out a short stick and handed it over: "If you can visit my brother, don't say you want a short stick, even if you want a short stick, it is worth my life." But girl, this short stick has been with me for many years, you have to take good care of it, and you can't be a burning stick. ”

"Teasing you, you took it seriously, and now it's all over Zhao."

Seeing that he was eager, Hua Ziwei returned the stick to him, pointed at Song Jiang and said, "This is the Song Gongming you want to see!" ”

The man looked at Song Jiang blankly as if he had a dream, and looked at Hua Ziwei as if he didn't believe it.

Song Jiang also wanted to know who this person was, so he stood up and arched his hand and said: "There is a fate to meet thousands of miles away, but there is no chance to meet on the other side, and below is Yuncheng Hei Saburo." ”

The man immediately bowed down and said, "God favored me this time, I didn't miss it, my little brother Shi Yong has seen my brother!" ”

Song Jiang was pleasantly surprised when he heard this, this person was the right person in charge of Qingfeng Town Restaurant in his mind, and he didn't want to meet here, so he hurriedly picked up Shi Yong and said: "I also said that Liang Shanbo is a good man, and now I heard that Fang Zhi is the famous General Shi Yong in the rivers and lakes, God let Song Jiang be happy to meet General Shi, it is a great joy!" ”

"If you don't have a cheap name, how dare you call it famous, brother, don't be ashamed of me!"

After the two of them were polite, they all sat down and raised their glasses to drink, only to see the stunned You Yuyuan get up and kneel down and bowed: "I saw that my brother was extraordinary early in the next morning, and I didn't want to be the famous righteous man Song Gongming, who met in this life is to follow him forever, and in the future, You Mou will wait in front of his brother's saddle and after the horse, and he will have no regrets in his life!" ”

Song Jiang hurriedly helped You Yuyuan and said: "Brother You tortures me, Brother You is old, how can Song Jiang live as a brother, never mention it in the future!" ”

You Yuyuan said: "Since ancient times, the word brother, only the virtuous person lives in it, and the brother is high-righteousness, and he deserves these two words." You sighed to himself, he was willing to serve his brother as a brother, and his brother didn't want to push it away! ”

Where is this!?

In the face of hospitality, Song Jiang could not let go, so he could only do as he pleased.

Everyone sat down again, raised their glasses and drank freely, but when the wine was drunk, they heard a "bang", the hotel door was kicked open, and Steward Zhang hugged a stout man and broke in with twenty or thirty people murderously.

Shi Yongxian couldn't help but scold: "Shopkeeper, come and see, whose livestock is not tied to the store, kicking the door indiscriminately!" ”

Steward Zhang was furious, pointed at Shi Yong and scolded: "Okay, you thief, if you don't peel off your skin today, I will roll and walk in the future!" ”

He turned to the stout man and sneered: "Gongzi Zhang, these are Liangshanbo thieves, the shopkeeper Wu Lao'er and Liangshanbo thieves injured us, please Gongzi arrest them all into the yamen to eliminate harm for the people." ”

Song Jiang was shocked, and instantly pointed to the deer as a horse, this was lying down and was shot. Then he was even more angry, such a person is untrustworthy and buttons his hat at will, he must be harming the evil slaves in the township.

So he shouted and asked: "Your eye sees that we are the heroes of Liangshanbo?" If you bite people without evidence, we will treat you as a mad dog, and you will instigate others to arrest people. Besides, you are not from the yamen, so why should you arrest people? Don't have a royal law yet? ”

"Our son-in-law said that you are you, and it is our Zhang Yuan and Zhang Gongzi who have the final say within a radius of 100 miles."

Steward Zhang said arrogantly: "What is the royal law? My son-in-law's words are the king's law! ”

Zhang Yuan was very useful, he snorted coldly and said: "This son said that you are Liangshan Bo thieves, who dares to say that it is not!" Today, my son is determined to eliminate harm for the people, let you thieves come and go, give me up, break one of their legs for me first, and then reason with them! ”

"Wait! I have something to say! ”

Song Jiang stopped the splash who was about to pounce and said: "This Zhang Yuan Gongzi, you connived at the evil slaves to rob the people's property, but pretended to be righteous to eliminate harm for the people, you are really a shameless poisonous insect, today I will represent the imperial court to destroy you, the poisonous insect that harms the township!" ”

After speaking, he turned his head to Hua Ziwei and said, "Ziwei, let's make a bet, I bet that your arrow can't shoot this dog's housekeeper's left eye, who loses and who treats you?" ”

Zhang Yuan thought that Song Jiang would beg for mercy, but after being robbed, he didn't say anything, and what kind of bullshit bet he had with others. He was already furious, and stepped forward and said, "Close the door, give it to me, and break both of their legs, especially this black ......"

Before he finished speaking, he fell to the ground with an "oops", an arrow stuck in his left eye, and he grinned in pain and screamed. The splashes looked at each other, full of fear, but they did not dare to step forward.

Song Jiang is bent on teaching these bullies a lesson, and he is also bent on bringing the Wu shopkeeper's family to the cottage, a person with such wine-making skills is a talent, so he can't miss it if he touches it.

He pointed to Hua Ziwei, Hua Chen, and Shi Yong and said, "Let's see if you all have real skills, a cup of tea, I want them all to lie down!" ”

The three of them listened like eagles swooping into the chicken pen, and in less than a cup of tea, the splashers all lay on the ground, of course, some pretended to take advantage of the situation.

The hero doesn't suffer the loss in front of him, Zhang Yuan saw this and hurriedly begged Song Jiang for mercy, Song Jiang said: "Who said that he wanted to break our legs just now?" ”

Steward Zhang was so frightened that he knelt down and said, "The villain should die!" Villain nonsense! ”

Song Jiang pointed at Zhang Yuan and said: "Get out with your people, and if you dare to bully the people, I will destroy you Zhang Yuan all over the door, and the chickens and dogs will not be left!" ”

Zhang Yuanhe and his subordinates were overjoyed when they heard this, and got up to leave, but they heard Shi Yong say: "Who told you to get up?" Can't understand people? My brother told you to get out! ”

When the slave heard this, he lay down again and rolled out of the door like a millstone. It's just that Zhang Yuan suffered, because the arrow was in his eyes, he had to break the arrow shaft and roll out again.

After going out, the bully panicked like a lost dog and fled.

All the heroes were overjoyed, and Hua Ziwei said to Song Jiang: "Brother Song, you lost the bet, you have to treat yourself!" ”

Song Jiang pretended to be puzzled and said, "What kind of guest are you invited?" ”

Hua Ziwei said coquettishly: "Brother Song is cheating, I shot in my left eye!" ”

"I didn't want to mention this matter, I saved face for you, but I didn't want you to bring it up again."

Song Jiang said slowly: "This is your loss, Ziwei, you have to treat you." ”

"Why?" Crape myrtle was confused.

"Ziwei, who am I asking you to shoot?"

"Of course it's Steward Zhang."

"Who did you shoot?"

"Who let him suddenly burst out and block in front of Steward Zhang, anyway, he shot in the left eye, whose is different, I don't care I won anyway!"

"How can this be considered a win?"

Song Jiang said: "Ziwei! No matter how accurate you shoot, you also shot the wrong target, and I can only give you zero points. ”

The world really jokes with people, and I don't want to be in the Olympics Ammons's situation, which also appeared in the Northern Song Dynasty.