"Strange! Lewd! Combine! Happy! Scatter!? ”

Li Kun was so shocked that his mouth grew, according to his judgment, just listening to this name, it was not a good medicine, and it was a bit like an "aphrodisiac" medicine.

He stammered and his eyes widened and asked, "What kind of medicine is this 'strange and obscene Hehuan San'?" ”

Yang Huairen said nonsense, "This medicine is a good thing, you don't need to eat it in your mouth, as long as this medicine is stained with human skin, it will automatically penetrate into your body."

If there is no antidote, the person who has been given this medicine, whether male or female, must find 7749 caves of the opposite sex within 12 hours.

Otherwise...... Humph......"

Yang Huairen smiled profusely, but he deliberately sold a pass and did not tell the result.

Li Kun is honest, listening to Yang Huairen say this, he also felt that he had thought well before, this medicine is not a good medicine, but he doesn't know what the medicinal properties are.

He asked eagerly, "Otherwise, what would have happened, you said!" ”

"Otherwise, I won't have the ability to cave houses in the future, understand?"

Li Kun suddenly felt a sour numbness in his crotch when he heard this, and said in his heart that there are still such poisonous drugs in this world? If you are poisoned, you have to find 7749 women in the cave within 12 hours, and you can finish the cave with so many women in one day, and it is estimated that this man will not have that ability in the future.

But if, as Yang Huairen said, he really has no ability that a man should have, how can he deal with himself?

Although Li Kun is over half a hundred years old, he is still old and strong, and he has a wife and two concubines in the family, but he only gave birth to two daughters.

If he was beaten by Yang Huairen's strange and obscene joy in this competition today, wouldn't it mean that his dream would be shattered? He has been tirelessly insisting on practicing martial arts and strengthening his body all these years, isn't it just to have a son to open up branches and leaves for his Li family, so today he must not be poisoned by this.

The dart masters are a group of iron-like men, but they are also men, most of them are in their early twenties and thirties, and they are still a good age in life.

Tie Xiangyu frowned bitterly, and said in her heart that the pit dug by Yang Huairen, this kid, is here. What kind of strange and obscene couples, it sounds very fake, she has never heard of such a strange poison in the rivers and lakes.

But she hasn't heard of it, it doesn't mean that there are no such miracle medicines in the rivers and lakes, many poisonous Gu of Nanzhao, poisonous insects in the Western Regions, and wolf venom in Saibei, she has never heard of them, but those things exist.

Therefore, although Tie Xiangyu couldn't believe Yang Huairen's words, he was not sure that what he said must be a lie. However, she still has to deceive Yang Huairen before she can make a final judgment.

"Yang Huairen, you don't make up stories, are you a three-year-old ignorant child when you are a person in the Longmen Dart Bureau? What kind of 'strange and obscene and joyful dispersal' of yours, why have we never heard of it when we have been walking the rivers and lakes for so many years?

Wouldn't it be that you knew that you would definitely lose, so you came up with such a plan and learned from Zhuge Gongming to sing the empty city plan, right? ”

Yang Huairen said in his heart, shout, I still know the empty city plan, don't underestimate this woman, it may not be convenient for her to enter and exit the hook bar, but it seems that she has watched the big drama sung by the fans there, and she can be regarded as a cultural person.

Yang Huairen learned the tone of singing noncommittally, "Oh, I still see it, there is indeed no such medicine as 'strange lewdness and joy' in this world, I just sang an empty city plan, otherwise you can come and touch me and try it?" ”

Saying that, he deliberately walked a few steps to Tie Xiangyu's side, shaking his arm and leaning towards Tie Xiangyu's face, his mouth was still full of flowers, "Don't hide, there's nothing to be afraid of, if you're worried that within twelve hours, you won't have enough seven hundred and forty-nine strong men in your Longmen Dart Bureau, I'll ......

That, there are still 3,000 forbidden troops outside my city who can help you make up, and the saints often teach us that helping others is the foundation of happiness, and they are all strong men. ”

Tie Xiangyu looked at Yang Huairen's outstretched arm with disgust, and was not sure that what he said was a lie, so he had to cover his face and take a step back, shouting in his mouth, "You dodge!" ”

"You're out of the way!"

Yang Huairen immediately slammed back, "I don't know if we're going to compete, why are you so close?" ”

Then he turned to Li Kun, clasped his fists and saluted, "Vice President Li, shouldn't our competition start?" ”

"This ......"

Li Kun remembered the strength he was impatient with just now, and then looked at the things in front of him, which even the iron chief dart head was not sure of, how could he dare to take risks?

But if he admits defeat and loses face, then this competition will be lost 0-2, how can this be good?

Li Kun sighed and asked cautiously, "Yang Shaoxia, why don't we have a discussion?" ”

This time it was Yang Huairen's turn to sneer and be impatient, he snorted and said, "What are you talking about, if you want to fight, hurry up, or if you don't fight, you quickly admit defeat, my 'strange and obscene Hehuansan' is just an hour's medicinal effect, if you delay the hour, it's not good to waste it, this medicine is quite expensive, I finally bought it from the merchants of the Western Regions...... A couple of vats come back ......."

Tie Xiangyuxin said that once this came out of Yang Huairen's mouth, it was always difficult to distinguish between true and false, and his leisurely and complacent appearance always made people feel very annoying.

Dislike? Tie Xiangyu seemed to be touched by something, and an inexplicable hot current flowed out of her heart, and then transformed into a cavity of hot air, making her whole person feel bad.

Could it be that he is real? Even if you get close, can't you smell the slightest smell? Why do I have a strange feeling about him, I just want to say that I hate him. But the disgust in a woman's mouth, when she says it, ninety percent of them are happy in her heart.

Tie Xiangyu realized that there was something wrong with her body, and hurriedly calmed down, and sorted out her state and mood anew, and then regained her calm tone.

"Our Longmen Dart Bureau's Vice President Li is a junior, and I don't want to compete with you, our second competition, even if it is a draw, how about it?"

When Li Kun heard Tie Xiangyu's words, he was relieved and breathed a sigh of relief. Yang Huairen pretended to be very annoyed, "Don't, don't compare, Vice President Li, even if you are poisoned, it will be okay for your body, it's a big deal, I'll pay for you to go to the largest Qinglou in Xingyuan Mansion to charter it......"

Where was Li Kun in the mood to listen to his ramblings, he had already returned to Tie Xiangyu's side quickly, with the joy of the rest of his life on his face.