Chapter I
There was a crackling sound, it turned out that a daughter-in-law named Zhang Ergou was married in Qian County, and the sound of firecrackers reached Lao Cao's house next door.
The Cao family, a short stature, about twenty or so, is not handsome but heroic young man, this person is none other than the old king who crossed into Cao Cao.
Lao Wang had nothing to do at home before crossing over, and fantasized about his affection and love with the widow next door all day long.
Finally, the emperor lived up to his wishes, and in Lao Wang's ten-year fantasy, God fulfilled his dream, allowing him to travel back to the end of the Han Dynasty and became known as a famous politician, military strategist, calligrapher, and poet, of course, the most important thing is that he can sing every night, and he is also a mature wife, which makes Lao Wang feel like his dream has come true.
"Prima, wake up."
Cao Cao was afraid that the government would arrest him, so he simply took Yuan Shao with him, after all, he had a hard background.
Cao Cao called two or three times, but saw that Yuan Shao was still not awake, and slapped Yuan Shao twice: "Old Yuan, the bride next door is back." ”
Not to mention Yuan Shao, even Yuan Shu Xu Yu woke up and asked in unison, "What does Meng De mean by this?" ”
Cao Cao originally only wanted to go with Yuan Shao, but he didn't expect a few of them to wake up.
"It's okay, you can let the two of them let the wind go."
Cao Cao made up his mind to pay attention, and narrowed his already small eyes to look at everyone: "I said everyone, is it boring to sleep here?" ”
After hearing this, Xu You picked up from the couch and pointed at Cao Cao with his finger: "It's also Meng De's nonsense, if you have anything or have fun, just say it." ”
Cao Cao still squinted his eyes and asked everyone with a smile.
"Fun is also a treasure."
After listening to Cao Cao's words, several people showed inexplicable smiles: "Did Meng De say the newly opened Yihong Courtyard?" ”
Cao Cao spread his hands and said: "However, you can't have fun and treasure at the same time." ”
Yuan Shu has been pampered since he was a child, and he didn't want to talk nonsense with Cao Cao and immediately shouted: "If Meng De wants to sell Guanzi, don't blame Yuan's subordinates for not recognizing Aman." ”
Yuan Shu Xu Yu was all the way, but Yuan Shao couldn't get used to seeing them show off their might, so he pulled Cao Cao up.
"Ladies and gentlemen, Meng De and I will first explore the truth and the truth."
Yuan Shao hurriedly glanced at Cao Cao.
Cao Cao understood, and took Yuan Shao to take the first step, but Yuan Shu was unconvinced and beckoned his younger brother to follow.
After a while, twenty or thirty people came to Ergou's house.
"Get out!"
"What?"
"Yuan Gongzi is here, are you blind?"
"Then you just hit someone?"
Outside the door, Yuan Shu saw Ergou and immediately got up, kicked out, and kicked Ergou to stumble.
At this time, Yuan Shao walked out of his hand with a feather fan, and saw that he was wearing a splendid robe, a jade belt hanging from his waist, a heavenly spirit crown on his head, and purple gold boots on his feet.
Seeing Yuan Shao with brocade clothes and jade, the two dogs were so frightened that they kowtowed like pounding garlic.
"Yuan Gongzi's visit to the cold house is simply brilliant."
Yuan Shu saw that the second dog was called Yuan Shaogongzi, but he didn't put himself in his eyes, and he was unconvinced: "Are you blind?" He's your father, huh? You just kowtow, if he were your father, I would be your second father. ”
"Don't talk about that, go and take off this red robe." Yuan Shao was angry.
This move only frightened Ergou to tremble, and after a while, his head was almost knocked off, and he began to drag away the red robe.
Yuan Shao picked up the red robe and put it on his body: "Everyone, I don't look like this groom official." ”
Seeing this, Cao Cao hurriedly echoed: "Like, very like." ”
"Smack!"
As soon as Cao Cao finished speaking, Yuan Shao slapped him over: "It's just you, Cao Mengde, Zhang, this bird." ”
After speaking, he smashed a mouthful of spit towards the second dog on the ground: "Something that doesn't exist." ”
Then he swaggered into the house: "Tut-tut, lady, it's too late." ”
The bride had never seen Ergou, thinking that Yuan Shao was Ergou at this time, and couldn't wait to rush into Yuan Shao's arms.
Yuan Shao was stunned for a moment, but after a while, he reacted and rode directly on the bride, the two rolled back and forth on the bed like glue, and the bride's moans came from time to time in the house.
The second dog outside the door took advantage of Cao Cao and others peeking out the window to inform the government.
Yuan Shao and Yuan Shu took turns to go in to enjoy themselves, leaving only Cao Cao to let off the wind outside the door, and the moaning sound in the room made Cao Cao uncomfortable to listen to.
As time passed, it was already dark, Yuan Shao and Yuan Shu were finished, Cao Cao saw a faint torch flickering outside the wall, and knew that someone had reported to the official and scared Cao Cao out of the wall.
"That's him, sir." The second dog panted and held the goalpost.
Yuan Shao and Yuan Shu were stunned for a moment, and then their eyes rolled: "Official, wronged, do you know that there is a kid named Cao Cao." So saying, he quietly gave the servant a few taels of silver.
The official messenger understood: "Yuan Gongzi, Cao Cao has been a lackey of the Eagle since he was a child, and I have arrested him no less than six times." ”
On the other side, the official patted Yuan Shao's shoulder: "Put, put, rest assured, we will naturally, give, give, give, Yuan Gong, Gongzi will give an explanation." ”
After speaking, the official messenger asked people to lay a net in the county.
Xu You was released on bail by Yuan Shao, and the three ran back to Runan overnight.
The whole village knew about Cao Cao's strong bride, Xiahou Yuan was furious when he heard it, and then ran to the official mansion to surrender: "Hey, hey, I'm Cao Cao, here, it's my strong bride." ”
"Hehe, I didn't expect Cao Mengde to throw himself into the net, this is not like your style?"
", it's not better for him to turn himself in, lest we go find it and arrest him."
In an instant, five or six big men rushed out and grabbed Xiahou Yuan.
At this time, the Cao family.
"Mengde! You tell me what is good about you. A middle-aged man who was almost twenty years older than Cao Cao reprimanded Cao Cao in the study.
"Uncle, the bride was robbed by Yuan Shao, and Miaocai entered the prison for me on impulse." Cao Cao crossed his legs on the table and didn't look at his uncle.
"You go and rescue Miaocai, you can't use money anyway."
After hearing this, Cao Cao jumped up from the table: "Uncle, this seems to be my family's money." ”
"Go ahead, Yuan Rang will help you."
Cao Cao sighed and went to the county government with Xiahoudun.
In a few moments, the two of them arrived.
"My lord, is it okay for Xiahou Yuan to rob someone else's bride here?" Cao Cao's hippie smile seems to be very familiar with others, yes.
The official gave Cao Cao a blank look: "What's the matter, the one who delivered the food?" ”
In order to wait for Cao Cao to talk, Xiahoudun stabbed out: "Nagging, go, go in to find Miaocai." ”
After a while, Xiahou Yuan was taken out by Xiahou Yuan: "Let's go, big brother." ”
Cao Cao looked at the two suspiciously: "How did you get the wonderful talent out." ”
Xiahoudun was stunned at first, and then thought that Cao Cao wanted to praise him, and immediately said: "It's nothing, just kill more than 20 people." ”
After hearing this, Cao Cao took care of the two of them, and fled straight back to Cao's house, staggering all the way.
Xiahoudun and Xiahouyuan glanced at each other and shrugged.
An old man on the road stopped Cao Cao: "Young man, you come young man." ”