Chapter 940: I Have No Money

When Lou Ran Wang shouted out I can drive a million soldiers, everyone looked at him, and at that moment, Lou Ran Wang finally felt that he was the protagonist of this world, and everyone's eyes were focused on him, making him realize what it means to be pivotal and what it means to be a blockbuster.

A few times before, he wanted to raise his hand first when he wanted to speak like a child, but the king of Tubo didn't take him seriously at all, in fact, the reason why the king of Tubo invited him to come was just that he felt that one more king would give him more momentum.

It is not so much that this is the alliance of the Western Regions countries, it is better to say that this is the two powerful empires of the Western Regions countries in peace and Heiwu, if any of the Western Regions countries alone go to rest in peace and settle down with Heiwu, these two powerful countries will not care, but if the countries of the Western Regions form an alliance, then neither the rest nor the black forces will no longer pretend to turn a blind eye.

An allied Western Regions would pose a threat to Ning.

The prince of Zuo Xian, who came from rest, abandoned Nie Di and looked at King Lou Ran, with a kind of banter in his eyes.

"Drive a million soldiers?"

Wai Nie was about to speak sarcastically, but was stopped by the Liao Killing Wolf: "If King Lou Ran can really drive a million soldiers, then my black martial arts will definitely send troops to respond, if you want me to see, it's better to do this...... The purpose of this alliance is to destroy Ning, if we succeed in the end, of course, we must divide the land and wealth of Ning according to how much we contribute, if King Lou Ran can use a million army to attack Ning, the day of Ning's annihilation, I Heiwu is willing to share the greatest benefits to Lou Ran, no matter what King Lou Ran proposes, land, wealth, I will agree on behalf of Heiwu, no objection. ”

Qi Nie Di's eyes lit up, and he said with a smile: "I agree with the proposal of the general Liao to kill the wolf, of course, I want to share the benefits with how much I contribute, if Lou Ran can really send millions of troops, the biggest benefit is of course Lou Ran's, if anyone is not satisfied, I will make a promise on behalf of His Majesty the Emperor of Anxi, and if you are not satisfied, you will rest to assist Lou Ran to attack it." ”

King Lou Ran was obviously excited: "Yes, if a million is not enough, I can send more troops." ”

The Tubo King Da Bu Niesai also reacted, smiled and said: "If you want me to see, when Lou Ran's million-strong army arrives in Ningxi Xinjiang, we will respect King Lou Ran as the lord of the alliance, and I am willing to obey the dispatch of King Lou Ran." ”

The king of Houque Kingdom and the king of Plantagenet Kingdom looked at each other, and said almost in unison: "We are also willing." ”

King Lou Ran's face was a little distorted because of excitement and excitement: "I said that if there can be a million soldiers, there must be a million soldiers, as for the lord of the alliance...... I still can't accept it, it is still a negotiation between the kings, and everyone is decided. ”

"Well said!"

Liao Kill Wolf stood up, held the wine glass and said: "Lou Ran Wang Gaoyi, I would like to give Lou Ran King a glass." ”

The king of Tubo immediately stood up: "I would like to have a cup with the general to King Lou Ran." ”

The two of them stood up first, and a group of big people in the room all stood up, and for a while, King Lou Ran seemed to be the master of the alliance.

On this day, a wealthy merchant from Tubo received Dayejian and sent this Lou Ran man, who had already moved Chang'an, back to Wuyi City.

Chinese New Year's Eve, Chang'an.

Chengtianmen Street is almost invisible to the ground, densely packed are the people, from early in the morning the people gathered here, waiting for His Majesty to take nine young generals to Chengtianmen, this is the first event since the founding of Daning, will far exceed the previous armies of the competition, all because of His Majesty's personal victory over the black army, the strongest since the founding of Daning.

This is the era of the current emperor Li Chengtang, and this is also the era that belongs to the entire Daning.

Under the city wall, Chen Ran tidied up Shen Leng's clothes: "It doesn't look worse than me." ”

Shen Leng: "That's not handsome at all." ”

Chen Ran pouted: "Be serious, Daning has never been canonized as one of the top ten generals because of World War I, you must not be ashamed, don't say it after you go to the city wall."

Words, just stand majestically beside Your Majesty, I'm really afraid that you will say a distant friend with a mouth, how are you. ”

Shen Leng laughed: "You melon coward." ”

Chen Ran smiled: "It's impossible not to say a word, I think it should make each of you say a few words, have you thought about what to say?" ”

Shen Leng shook his head: "I originally thought about it, but I was about to kick the city on behalf of the boat, and I forgot all about it when I thought about it......

Chen Ran: "You are a special melon, you have experienced the wind and waves, what are you afraid of, just say a few words that are universal, as long as there are no omissions, try to be short, Lord Lai Cheng came to you before but you went to the toilet, Lord Lai asked me to tell you to remember three sentences, the first is to thank Your Majesty, the second is to thank Daning, and the third is to thank all the fathers and villagers, these three sentences should not be a big problem." ”

Shen Leng snorted: "I know." ”

Chen Ran: "Repeat, I'm afraid you will forget a sentence." ”

Shen sneered: "You think I'm a bear who steals corn on the cob?" ”

This is a bad joke that I heard when I was a child, a bear ran into a cornfield to steal corn, broke off one and clamped it under its armpit, broke off one and then clamped it, and lost it all the way.

Chen Ran suddenly thought of another joke: "A bear, the bear's paw has been eaten, what is left?" ”

Shen Leng glanced at him: "Your joke is older than a bear stealing corn on the cob." ”

Chen Ran said: "I want to tell you, isn't there still a person left when the bear's paw is gone, you just believe that you are a can, and you will definitely be able to do it after you go up." ”

Shen Leng: "You are so special." ”

Chen Ran: "I'm powerful, no, I'm too capable, you're big, and you don't have a leg at all." ”

Shen Leng's eyes narrowed slightly, and Chen Ran immediately flashed back.

"General."

Wang Gendong ran over quickly from a distance: "I just got the news, Your Majesty has left the Dongnuan Pavilion, and we will be under the Chengtian Gate in a while, and the adults of the Ministry of Rites and the Ministry of War ask us to go to the city gate first and wait for Your Majesty to arrive." ”

Shen Leng nodded: "Let's go together." ”

Today is the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve, and the canonization ceremony will probably take up the entire morning, and at noon, His Majesty will hold a banquet in the Baoji Hall, and in addition to the Manchu Dynasty's civil and military affairs, His Majesty has specially invited a large number of meritorious old ministers to return, and it is said that one hundred and sixty-six tables will be opened in the Baoji Hall.

Chen Ran pulled Shen coldly: "Remember to come back and get this before going to the Baoji Hall to drink." ”

He shook a cloth bag in his hand.

Shen Leng immediately shook his head: "I don't!" I refuse! ”

Chen Ran: "Good." ”

Shen Leng was even more resolute: "I never, I still have shame." ”

Wang Gendong was curious: "What is that?" ”

Chen Ran said in a mysterious low voice: "Today, Your Majesty is going to hold a feast of one hundred and sixty-six tables in the Baoji Palace, just think about it, if at least more than a thousand people drink, how much wine do you have to drink?" With Leng Zi's current status, there must be a lot of people who come to him to toast at that time, and that won't kill people...... So, I used my ingenuity to create this artifact, and a thousand cups of drinking it will not die. ”

He looked left and right, and saw that no one was paying attention to them, so he carefully took out something from the cloth bag and showed it to Wang Gendong: "See what this is?" With your IQ you shouldn't be able to tell that it's a great invention......"

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Wang Gendong: "Aren't you a part of the water?" ”

The water support is a waterproof suit made by fishermen using fish skin or shark skin and the like, and what Chen Ran has in his hand is a trouser leg.

Chen Ran blushed: "You don't care what it is, stuff the lower half of this thing into the crotch of your pants, and the upper half under the neckline of your clothes, drink."

When you drink alcohol, you spit it in it without anyone noticing, how much alcohol is stored in such a big thing? It is not a problem not to get drunk in a thousand cups. ”

Wang Gendong was a little incomprehensible: "Don't say a thousand glasses, even if you pour thirty or fifty glasses of wine into it, a big bag will bulge up in your crotch, how to explain it?" ”

Chen Ran said as a matter of course: "Big, you just say that big is not an accident, but a kind of normality. ”

Wang Gendong: "Then people want to ask why you didn't grow up before?" ”

Chen Ran said: "You just said that it was big before, it was generally big, and it would be very big when you drank wine, and life is in these two states, big and very big." ”

Wang Gendong: "......"

Shen Leng: "Then why do you drink more and more?" ”

Chen Ran continued to take it for granted: "If someone asks you, you will say that my hanging is about you......"

He handed the thing to Shen Leng: "Otherwise, you will take it with you now." ”

Shen Leng glared at Chen Ran: "This thing is poured into thirty or fifty cups, as long as I stand up, someone will ask me, Shen Leng, why did your ass grow in front of you?" ”

Chen Ran said: "Then you tell him that my eggs are bigger than your buttocks." ”

Shen Leng kicked Chen Ran's buttocks, and Chen Ran jumped away with a smile: "It's not all for your good." ”

Shen Leng glanced at him: "Hurry up, hurry up, take your amplification artifact and leave quickly." ”

Chen Ran said: "You don't believe in art or technology, it's really ugly. ”

As soon as Shen Leng raised his feet, Chen Ransa ran away.

At this time, Shen Leng saw Meng Changan walking towards him, and heard that Meng Changan had entered Chang'an yesterday, Shen Leng immediately went to look for it, but learned that His Majesty had left Meng Changan and Yan Kaisong in the palace, and they didn't leave the palace that night, so they should stay in the cabinet.

It took nearly two years to meet once, and after the two came together, Meng Changan stretched out his hand and gestured at Shen Leng's height, frowning slightly: "Why haven't you grown taller?" ”

Shen Leng also frowned: "Don't you know why you are a little taller than me?" ”

Meng Changan asked: "Is there a reason to be taller than you?" ”

Shen Leng pulled Meng Changan by his hand, and the two stood side by side, Shen Leng said seriously: "Look at it, the legs are the same length, the upper body is the same length, and the neck is about the same, but why are you a little taller than me?" Because you're just a little bigger than me. ”

Meng Changan sighed: "So you can't add face, what are you justifying?" ”

Shen Leng stretched out his hand: "Return the knife to me, and break off the relationship." ”

Meng Changan: "The knife was thrown away after trimming his feet halfway." ”

Shen Leng sighed: "Are you really going too far, using my little hunting knife for pedicures?" ”

He took out the scabbard: "Then you don't know how cool it is to use the scabbard......"

Meng Changan suddenly stretched out his hand and snatched the scabbard, Shen Leng didn't have time to react, seeing that the scabbard also entered Meng Changan's hand, he was a little confused: "Rob again?" ”

Meng Chang'an Tsai looked at the scabbard carefully, raised it to look at the sun, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly.

He put away the scabbard of the little hunting knife, and the little hunting knife was taken out of his arms and handed it to Shen Leng: "Change." ”

Shen Leng said: "Mr. Shen said that when he gave me a small hunting knife without a scabbard, it was because he wanted to tell me that young people should not hide the edge, and now you have replaced the knife with me, which is also what you mean?" ”

"It's not."

Meng Changan looked up at the sky.

"The handle of the knife is broken, you go to repair it, and ......return it to me after it is repaired."

Shen Leng: "......"

Meng Changan turned around and walked to the city gate: "Fix it better, add a gem or something." ”

"Why don't you fix it!"

"I don't have any money."

Confidently.