Chapter 16: The Stranger Enters the House
Lord Wang, who broke his mouth, didn't wait for Erhu to teach this uneducated weird man a good lesson, but he fainted again, making Erhu and Luo Gan cry bitterly, but fortunately, it was not far from the village, and several people quickly settled this adult as soon as they put it together.
There were five people squeezed into Luo Gan's small room, and the little minion was by the bedside of Lord Wang, taking care of the patients. Erhu cooked angrily, and the little minions helped Yi Luogan decoction medicine, constantly complaining like a deep widow.
The medicine pot was full of smoke, Luo Gan held his chin and held the pu fan and kept fanning the wind, and he didn't notice what the little minion was reading in his mouth, the two fans in different directions, and the smoke collided together like a fight.
Little Minion Jia: "I said earlier that you shouldn't be so anxious, you are suspicious, but you don't believe it, who is to blame for making it like this!" ”
Luo Gan has been thinking about the connection between the Peach Blossom Fan, "Three Hundred Tang Poems" and the rat monster, which makes him frown, how many days have it been, and the year is now in a panic.
The little minion didn't care if Rogan heard what he said, and he was very energetic to talk to himself.
Little minion Jia: "The two stunned post officials are so horizontal, I will slap them like this!" ”
As he spoke, he gestured and threw it on Rogan's face, and Rogan said "oops", the fan was on fire, and the little minion apologized beside him.
Rogan's vision flickered, and the progress of the clue had reached 5%, and Rogan suddenly saw the light point of important information flashing on the little minion in the room, and immediately mobilized all his attention.
Luo Gan hurriedly opened the medicine pot and sniffed it, feeling that the medicine was almost decoctioned, and hurriedly ordered the little minion who kept apologizing to get a bowl of some medicinal soup and bring it to the king himself.
Seeing that the firewood was not enough, the second tiger saw that the fire under the pot was not strong enough, so he took a firewood knife and went out.
The little minion took the medicine handed over, picked up the spoon and fed it to the weak Lord Wang, who choked on it, which was a bit of a sound.
Lord Wang: "Medicine ......"
Little Minion B: "What do adults want?" ”
Lord Wang: "Medicine...... It stinks......"
This Lord Wang, Lord Wang, it's good to have medicine to give, but it's still suspicious, and it's professional and disgusting. It's weird to look at people, although they are dressed very plainly, they don't look like ordinary people from head to toe, it's not so much that they are Xuanang, but that they are the taste of an official grandfather, and they stink very much. The body is very strong, the face is purple red, and you should exercise regularly.
Luo Gan: "My medicine is a home remedy, which has been passed down from generation to generation in the village, and it is dedicated to saving ordinary people. ”
Lord Wang's eyebrows were sour, and his eyes rolled: "No wonder I have a strange sour taste when I drink it." ”
Rogan: "Biased is not necessarily bad. ”
Lord Wang: "If it's biased, it must be good?" ”
Luo Gan was choked by this bar spirit, and they all said that the bar spirit was sent down to the mortal world by God to torture the world, and this is the case with Lord Wang.
When Lord Wang found himself in a humble room, he began to point and complain.
Rogan was very disdainful: "Hey! I said you're too pampered, aren't you? It's all ordinary people, and you are a big-headed ghost. ”
It's been less than a month since he came here, and Luo Gan feels that he has completely entered the role of this ordinary person, and he feels disgusted to see this picky person, and he can't worry about doing physical work all day long, how can he have so much leisure and elegance to manage his quality of life, which is really ridiculous, reminiscent of the emperor of "why not eat minced meat", there are problems with survival and talk about life.
Lord Wang: "How can there be a stove next to the latrine, don't ...... things"
The little minion continued to feed Lord Wang to drink the medicine, and Lord Wang suddenly realized that he spit out a mouthful of medicine.
Luo Gan naturally saw it in his eyes: "Don't worry, the medicine pot is not there, and there is no poison in the medicine, so I don't like to drink it." ”
This is also very helpless, Luo Gan's dead fish eyes are on his face, and he has some doubts about whether it is right to invite this ancestor to come to the house.
Luo Gan took advantage of the little minion to feed medicine to Lord Wang, thinking about how to inquire about the news of this person.
Rogan: "Since I'm here at the Humble House, I still have to ask for some things." ”
Lord Wang was not angry: ", Youzhou came here in a hurry, do some gold and silver trading, that's all!" ”
Rogan: "I haven't even asked ...... yet."
Lord Wang: "If you have a fart, let it go!" It's okay to hurry up and go outside to punish the station, otherwise I will beat you a few boards. ”
The aggressive appearance really makes people feel bad.
Luo Gan was dissatisfied: "I think you are not ordinary people, so why are you so panicked since you are doing serious business?" ”
Seeing that the master was impatient to be asked, the little minion hurriedly replied: "It's all my fault, I didn't explain it clearly to people on the table, I thought we were going to play tricks, so I called someone to beat me directly." ”
Erhu got some meat, a few steamed pieces were given to the little minions and Lord Wang, and another plate of larger ones was given to Luo Gan and some water belts, Luo Gan still smelled the wine and the two tigers looked at each other and smiled.
Lord Wang caught a glimpse of it and immediately pretended to be a ghost.
Lord Wang: "Oops! Oops! I have a headache, a stomachache, a backache, and I feel sick anywhere! ”
When the little minion saw this situation, a trace of helplessness drifted over his face for a moment, and then he began to comfort his adult as usual.
Erhu didn't have a good eye for this Lord Wang, and he scolded him first because he didn't know anyone on the road, as if he owed him ten thousand taels of silver.
Luo Gan wanted to ask for something, so he still asked the amiable little minion B: "What is the matter with your family?" ”
The little minion replied embarrassedly: "My lord...... I am sick, my body is in pain, my limbs are weak and I have no energy. ”
Rogan: "What then...... If this man dies in my house, I can't tell if it gets out."
Erhu: "I see that the unlucky ghosts are bad luck at home." ”
Lord Wang shouted angrily: "Who will die in your house!" Lao Tzu has also seen the world, and in this trembling place, I still have decades to enjoy. ”
Lord Wang closed his eyes and began to do a breaststroke posture, tossing and turning on the bed, making strange noises, very terrifying, afraid that no one would notice him.
Rogan: "Call a Lang Zhong to cure your brain." ”
Erhu: "That costs a lot of money, otherwise I'll ask a few more people to throw him into the river to feed the fish." ”
The little minion hurriedly persuaded the two: "Two of you, my family's nature is not bad, this is ......"
The little minion pulled Luo Gan and Erhu over, and the three of them whispered, and Lord Wang opened his eyes and secretly looked at the three of them.
Little minion B: "We've run out of coils on the road, and the adults want to drink some wine, but they're too embarrassed to say it directly." ”
Luo Gan and Erhu sighed, what kind of weirdos are these.
Erhu: "Want wine?" This grandson has found so much trouble with us, and he still depends on us! ”
Luo Gan looked at the water bag that Erhu had just given him, and thought for a moment to give it to the little minion.
Erhu patted Luo Gan on the back heavily: "Ah Luo, you are too soft-hearted!" ”
Rogan: "Aren't you a tiger! ”
Erhu pointed to Lord Wang, who was grunting and drinking, and said, "Hurry up and get better!" I can't afford to pay for wine, and I don't have money to work in the fields. ”
Lord Wang choked suddenly: "What? What do you dare to ask me to work? ”
The little minion hurriedly persuaded: "Don't don't, don't, it's okay, we'll do the work...... We'll do it, right? ”
The little minion B shouted to the little minion who was sitting on the stove, and the little minion opened the curtain weakly to look into the distance, the coolness had arrived, the rice harvest was abundant, and the farmers were cutting rice everywhere with sickles, and after a while, the ravines were lying in the fields, deep and shallow.
The little minion muttered to himself: "It's a good year......"