Chapter 48: Praise Me (Long Wait)
Cause must have effect!
In the dark!
500 acts of kindness in the previous life, in exchange for a brush with Lord Yama in this life?
Counting this encounter with Hades, could it be that he was a great good man in his last life?
Tang Tang is trapped in his own little world...
You can't die like this!
There's an extra warm current in your body?
What is the purpose of gathering the top ten in six counties?
Who made the undead? And how many more undead?
Who is the man in the mask? Who is the main messenger behind it?
Many questions, but none of them have eyebrows?
"Just picked up a life, and started thinking nonsense"? Shangguan Xue watched Tang Tang's eyes roll, and her eyebrows tightened from time to time. He asked.
Seeing that the expressions of the two women were tense, Tang Tang immediately changed 180 degrees, and a smile immediately appeared on his face. And grinned, "Are we going to sleep together tonight"?
"The beauty of thought". The two women said in unison.
"Oops, dizziness, weakness in the limbs, chest tightness and shortness of breath". After saying that, he closed his eyes tightly and plopped down.
The two women were at a loss for a while, and they were safe and sound in the last second, but who knew that the next second would be reversed!
Instinctively pulling and shouting, after pinching people... Tang Tang was still motionless.
"Hey, two stupid daughters-in-law. At least call a doctor to fill the number! Fortunately, it's not a real burp, otherwise it would have to hang."
There are two purposes for pretending to faint.
Of course, eating tofu must be ranked first, otherwise how can you be worthy of the wise saying that there are girls who don't bubble.
Secondly, let's take a look at the two women's responses. Then he blatantly taught the two daughters about emergency rescue.
Cough...... Cough......
With Tang Tang coughing twice, the two women paused from their panic. stared at Tang Tang with a blank expression.
If you don't know that Tang Tang did it on purpose at this time, then you really belong to being stupid to the mother's womb.
That can only be reshaped!
Therefore, the two women are also quite tacit, turning their heads and looking up to the sky from a 45-degree perspective.
A pair of people who don't care, who cares about it, it's useless to rush the feet.
The atmosphere was awkward, and the air was still. Didn't go as planned?
If you don't do it, you won't die, is it because my brother did it?
Next, in order to reverse the plot, Tang Tang can be said to have coaxed and panicked the two girls, and the earthy love words stored in his brain bombarded the two girls in turn.
Fortunately, I couldn't stand my brother's charm and was deeply attracted by my brother's talent.
Seeing that the two girls turned from anger to joy, Tang Tang struck while the iron was hot.
Explain the first aid method with a serious face.
If it is known by the 21st century fellows, the first aid method in Tang Tang's mouth is artificial respiration. You will be despised, and you will even be drowned in saliva.
was personally demonstrated by Tang Tang in turn no less than ten times, and the two women fled from Tang Tang's mouth with flushed faces.
"O woman! From ancient times to the present, I like touching love stories. No wonder it has evolved into men talking panic and women putting on makeup. Looking at the backs of the two women, he muttered to himself.
A man has a truth in ten sentences, which is enough to be a real man.
There is no difference in women's makeup removal, which is enough to be gratifying.
Similar mantras have become routine...
What Tang Tang hated was that in the 21st century, the ratio of men and women was seriously out of balance, and in the end, the phenomenon of yin and yang reversal became more and more serious, which made Tang Tang the most speechless. I once understood them, but they (they) once pitied the army of singles!
Anyway, now that I'm completely out of the single, it's still two original matches, not only don't want a bride price, but also bring my own dowry, and even the original and 100% true.
Thinking of this, I observed a second of silence for my former friends.
After all, no one wants to be a pick-up man, but they have no choice but to be destined to be one of the pick-up heroes.
"You have to grow up quickly, the burden of giving birth to a monkey is not light!" He said to himself with a whimsical face.
After half a ring.
Pick up your thoughts.
Leave aside a lot of doubts.
The next step is not to know the truth, but to strengthen yourself. was seriously injured twice, which completely made Tang Tang realize his insignificance.
If the strength is enough every time, maybe no one will worry about themselves, let alone watch everyone die on the spot but be powerless.
Settle down...
Ren Du and the two pulses are open...
The six veins go together...
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Tang Tang frowned at times, surprised at times and puzzled at times.
The corners of the mouth are raised one second, and the next second is gritted in pain.
If someone is around, it must be considered a prelude to madness.
Joys, sorrows, and sorrows are almost all presented!
Just as the minutes passed.
Tang Tang's eyes suddenly opened, staring at his hands, and his heart couldn't calm down for a long time.
"It turns out that I'm not a one-in-a-million martial arts genius!"
Whether it is the practice of descending the dragon and the nineteen palms, or the practice of archery. At first, I always thought that I had a talent for martial arts, but I once swelled to the point that I thought that I was the best among many talents, and I was still the king of the best.
Who knew that it was completely bronze from the beginning!!
It turns out that I have always been a hanger!
When I originally came to this space, I complained that there was no system, no goldfinger, and no white-bearded grandfather, and I didn't even have the identity of at least the second generation of officials and riches.
But now...
has become the pinnacle king in the eyes of his peers.
In terms of identity, in this three-point place, at least there is a row. is also the son-in-law of the county order, and the richest man is also his father-in-law.
Although the county order belongs to the sesame official, it is far from the emperor! Thinking about it like this, the county order should not be underestimated, after all, it is a proper snake.
Although the richest man is not in the country, he is also the only one in the region, at least he does not have to worry about food, clothing, housing and transportation!
The left hand has power, and the right hand has wealth.
The key is also to have the ability to practice martial arts!
Thinking of this, Tang Tang spread his hands and completely reversed his expression.
As if to say: "It doesn't matter if you are not talented, what if you are not a genius." Gotta be forced to get everything".
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Although there is a loss, but the greater is the gain.
Breakthrough!!!
Xuanjie !!
I'm already on the verge of being a master!
The warm current in the body is not only harmless, but even a treasure.
Not only can it help accelerate the practice of martial arts, but it can also repair itself, and most importantly, as the realm improves, the warm current will be absorbed, and finally evolve into a domineering internal force. Although each realm is divided into levels, it is an invincible existence in the same realm.
The most important thing is that the warm current has not decreased at all, and Tang Tang guesses that the warm current will help him reach the heavenly level! Or become the legendary realm of the unity of heaven and man!!
Of course, this is just Tang Tang's wishful thinking.
After all, there are only a handful of heaven-level people, let alone reaching the legendary realm.
"As the saying goes: people are happy when they are happy. Not only did he get out of danger twice, but he could also become a mysterious-level master at this age, I think there should be no one before or since! ”
Tang Tang had a swollen expression on his face, hummed left and right, and hummed out of the yamen.
If you are in the 21st century, you must be a representative of death.
Although the surface is swollen and cheap, I still know another saying very clearly in my heart.
"There are mountains outside the mountains, and there are people outside the people. The world is full of wonders. ”
Tang Tang is a typical high-profile and low-key master.
As soon as he stepped out of the yamen, Tang Tang was just an ordinary citizen.
Look at the east, look at the west.
In short, where there are many people, where they go.
After all, in the 21st century, there is the Internet that connects the world.
Big and small things in the world, men and women, gossip things. You can know right away without leaving the room.
Of course, there are many defects!
Seeing the beauties in the video can only be seen up close, not touched!
I can only drool when I see delicious food!
Seeing the world so big and so beautiful, I can only envy!
And you can only call the phone and silently like it.
Desire swells day by day, but the balance does not grow.
In the end, I can only go to bed ten thousand ways, and I can only wake up on the day of work.
PS: The topic is a bit far away, so that's the end of it. I hope that young people living in the contemporary era will not be arrogant or impatient, will not be induced by interests, and maintain their original intentions. Everything is good in the world, and I think you will be even better. Come on strangers.
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It's also fun to hear and see it for yourself.
"Childe, please stay, see Childe is angry, the tiger is vigorous, and the bones are even more surprising, it will be the tiger among people one day."
Stop...
Son...
Stop... Stop...
Tang Tang interrupted the person who was standing in front of him.
Staring at the middle-aged man with a questioning expression.
Dried bamboo!
Dried cowpeas!
Not for anything else, at this moment, it is estimated that the middle-aged man's weight is no more than eighty and abnormal, as for what is strange, say it for a while, after all, it is not the eighteen monsters of Yunnan.
"You can keep praising me. Praise me". Tang Tang said suddenly.
The middle-aged man looked at Tang Tang in astonishment.
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