Chapter 299: Drama!
Originally, Wu Ming was still wondering if Lu Junyi was taking the opportunity to take revenge, but he didn't listen carefully to what Lu Junyi was talking about.
But Lu Junyi is the most famous talker on Liangshan, and he hugged Wu Ming and said over and over again: If Wu Ming is dead.
He won't explain things to his daughter-in-law Green Snake, the more Wu Ming listens to it, the more he feels wrong, and he slanders in his heart:
You can eat this meal indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense, look at what this is called, this Lu Junyi said.
How do people feel awkward to hear it, I don't have an improper relationship with the green snake, but let you say that.
This makes it easy for people who hear it to misunderstand, as if I and the green snake gave you green, am I so unbearable.
I'm not the king next door, if I'm not pretending to be dead now and can't move around, I'll have to get up and tear up your stinky mouth.
The rest of the other Liangshan generals were speechless when they saw the exaggerated performances of Lu Zhishen, Deng Yuanjue and Lu Junyi.
You guys are too shameless, this performance is a bit too much, you are all acting like this, how do we perform.
However, the boss has spoken before, and he made us all act like a little bit. How do you play this like a point? A little sadness that we managed to brew.
We were all disturbed by those three teases, we can hold back our laughter now, it's okay if we don't laugh, how can we cry.
Forget it, as the saying goes, if you don't have enough scenes, talk to make up. Since the three of them can thunder and not rain, they are not dry howls, even if they pretend to cry.
We can too, it's time to test our acting skills, behind the three living treasures, the first to speak is Xiao Li Guanghuarong.
He knelt directly on the ground, crying and said, "Master, master, why did you go, the apprentice has not served the master yet."
Since we met in Qingfeng Village, the apprentice who didn't know the height of the sky and the height of the earth learned a good archery skill from the master.
Master, you are so ruthless, you left the apprentice not to say, you also left my flower-like master, master, your old man can go with confidence.
Shiniang, she will be handed over to me to take care of for the rest of her life. I promise not to let anyone bully my wife. I promise that my wife will live as well as when you were alive. ”
After Wu Ming, who was lying on the ground, listened to Hua Rong's words, his nose was about to be crooked, and he said in his heart: Criminal, do you want to die as a teacher.
Although there is nothing wrong with what you said, how can it sound so ambiguous, and your master is also something you can remember.
Don't pretend to be dead now, or if I'm really dead, with your master's ability to be a nine-tailed fox, she still needs you to take care of her.
What do you dare to say, the second half of my sister's life will be handed over to you, I'm bah! You have Bai Suzhen, are you still not satisfied, you even beat your master's idea.
After Hua Rong finished crying, it was Lin Chong, Lin Chong looked at it, and got it. You've all acted like this, one by one.
How do I act, can you still leave a little way for honest people to live. It's you guys who are mine, since you're such scoundrels.
Then don't blame me for making a big move, who said that honest people don't have a unique life, when my father-in-law died, although I was about to laugh out loud.
But I have a unique ability, I cried out, crying in the dark, crying people who hear are sad, those who see crying, crying my lady is me.
I saw Lin Chong wipe his face directly with his hands, and then the tears were left in a hurry, Lin Chong thought: I soaked in chili water with my hands for a long time early in the morning.
I thought I wouldn't need it, but who knew that I would have to suffer this in the end. Lin Chong's tears flowed down like that.
He didn't speak, just looked at Wu Ming who was lying there with tears in his eyes. There was no more mournful expression on his face than a dead heart.
Lin Chong's performance immediately had the effect of being silent at this time, and the rest of the people gasped in unison when they saw it.
At the same time, he said: Lin Jiaotou, you are a ruthless person, just look at your red eyes and know that you are uncomfortable, how much chili water is smeared to stimulate your eyes like this.
Now that you've released such a big move, what are you going to do with the rest of us? Rub chili water on your eyes like you do.
We weren't prepared, besides, everything is about the first, you were the first to do it, and it would be a bit of a pick-up to pick up people's wisdom if we followed along.
What should I do, the boss is watching there, and now that they are all acting skills, let's have to do something.
Thinking of the thunderbolt fire here, Qin Ming was directly ruthless, he pouted, knelt on the ground, and shouted heartbreakingly:
"Boss, how can you go like this, I haven't had time to repay you for your kindness to me.
That's it, that's it, boss, now that you're dead young, I'll give you a few kowtows. I can only repay the kindness of this life in the next life. ”
After finishing speaking, Qin Ming directly and unambiguously kowtowed to Wu Ming who was lying there three times.
His head was covered with blood, and when Qin Ming stood up, he directly pretended to exert too much force, and as soon as his legs were weak, he passed out.
Wu Ming looked at Qin Ming's performance and said in his heart: "This guy is really hard enough, he actually knocked his head to pieces, he is really a ruthless person."
However, you pretended to be unconscious in the end and it was a failure, you are now pretending to be unconscious, how do you let other generals act.
You really don't leave a little way for the people behind you to live, do you let the generals behind them really pull out their knives and follow me to death.
This is a bit too much, and I am also convinced of the acting to this point, and none of you people one by one make me worry.
Oh my God, hurry up and get someone to understand, and hurry up to end this farce. I'm playing dead now, no matter what stupid things they do.
I can't stop it, these gangs of gangsters are almost angry with me, if no one stops me, I'm afraid I'll really be angry to death. ”
Maybe Wu Ming's fate should not be extinguished, maybe God really heard Wu Ming's prayer, Dadao Guan Sheng is a real person.
He really couldn't look at the farce in front of him, so he said, "Everyone, don't gather around here.
Let's hurry up and carry the boss to the handsome camp and take a good look at whether the boss is still saved. ”
After listening to Guan Sheng's words, those Liangshan generals who were worried about how to play the characters who were in a coma have now appeared behind them.
One by one, they all nodded yes, and everyone rushed up, and they carried Wu Ming from the city wall towards the handsome camp.
And the old Xianggong looked at the people of Liangshan who were carrying Wu Ming away, and couldn't help but sigh: "Talents, Wu Caishen's subordinates are really full of talents." ”