Chapter 46: The Funny Parade
Huang Xuewu took a group of men and horses, carried the wounded, and rushed back to the county seat in disgrace.
After consuming so much submunitions and losing so many men, I have to report to my boss and ask for hard work!
Huang Xuewu didn't have time to breathe, he cleaned up inside and out, made himself even more embarrassed, and came to his boss with a dusty look.
He drove back to the mountains hundreds of yards in the future to commit the mountain pass, and he worked hard and made great achievements, showing the fearless dedication of the new army. Sprinkled with water, bala bala bala, straight mouth dry mouth, mouth foam.
The commander was overjoyed when he heard this, and praised Huang Xuewu for his youth and promisingness, and he was worthy of being the right-hand man in the new army in Yi County, Lu Province.
Huang Xuewu beat the snake with the stick, telling how ferocious the horses he encountered, how many people were, how well equipped he was, but fortunately, his subordinates were not vegetarians, and he did not embarrass our new army.
But the bullet doesn't have long eyes! After a battle, dozens of brothers were brutally damaged and countless ammunition were consumed. I asked the commander's department, for the sake of the brothers' desperate fighting, to distribute the pensions of the dead and wounded as soon as possible, and then make up for the losses in the regiment, so as not to chill the brothers.
The officials are in the county all day long, as long as the yards don't come in, who cares so much! I don't care about what Huang Xuewu encounters outside!
He comforted Huang Xuewu impassionedly, and with a heavy heart, he comforted the wounded and wounded sergeants, patted his chest and promised that the bereavement and materials would be distributed to the brothers as soon as possible.
gave Huang Xuewu and his gang half a month's vacation to recuperate, and promised that within half a month, no task would fall on Huang Xuewu's head.
Huang Xuewu was guaranteed, and he immediately smiled. I asked my boss to drink a meal of flower wine, and I was almost a bit of a ruffle. When the sun turned west, he hummed a minor tune and went home drunk.
Before I landed here, I heard the noise of gongs and drums, firecrackers, and shouts outside the courtyard gate, one higher than the other.
What's going on here? Huang Xuewu can be said to be shocked three times a day, and he didn't have time to wait for people to report, so he came to the gate in a hurry to find out.
"Haha, it turned out to be Brother Siyi, and Brother Weijiang! Fortunately, I don't know what you are..."Huang Xuewu greeted him with a haha. Lucky what that! We just met this morning!
This funny parade, Lin Ziyuan didn't plan to come at all, idle! Helplessly, Liang Siyi had to pull him up: "Fourth, go together, go together!" I want to be our brothers, we will be blessed and enjoy the hardships together, have fun watching together, play with monkeys, spend together with the ocean, and pull together with stool..."
It's been a whole day, Liang Siyi's words are a lot, no, no, the good and the bad keep pouring out, just say when you see people, just say when you see people, it's purely useless!
This person, frightened by the collapse of the gatehouse at the beginning of the morning, is a little nervous! The kind of fear of escaping a catastrophe and escaping death tightly binds the spirit of the whole person, making people want to die and can't stop. Lin Ziyuan could only look at him with understanding and sympathy.
Liang Siyi has no brothers, no one inside and outside to share the pain and sorrow with him, and now that Lin Ziyuan is by his side, why don't you hurry up and get on the thief ship?
The fourth person is good, he can prevent disasters when he enters, and he can avoid danger when he retreats, which is an excellent talisman! Thinking about it in hindsight, before his sister appeared, the fourth child found the clue of the problem, and this is also a god!
"I didn't expect Chief Huang to remember a few late arrivals!" Liang Siyi was flattered: "Chief Huang Gao Yina! For the sake of the villagers in our Eshan Pass, Chief Huang is not afraid of life and death, braves the rain of bullets, beats away the yards holding calves, and returns peace to the villagers, Chief Huang..."
Liang Siyi's eyes turned red as he spoke, but he was about to vomit with disgust in his heart, the left is a Huang chief, and the right is a Huang chief, this is fake!
It's all the fourth bastard, so I am here to make a lot of nonsense, full of nonsense, if I let the thunder slash, who will I go to reason? I'll clean him up when I turn around!
Looking at Liang Siyi's constipation-like expression, Lin Ziyuan's intestines were knotted with laughter in his heart! I let you have poop to pull together, what's going on now, you can't pull it out, right? Old Friends Book House
"Chief Huang is extraordinary!"
"Chief Huang Gao Yi!"
"Chief Huang saving me is equal to fire and water, hundreds of people up and down the Eshan Pass, I will not forget Chief Huang's great kindness!"
"If you are a man, you will learn from Huang Xuewu, and if you become a soldier, you will join the Huang Family Army!"
The people brought by Liang Siyi shouted the slogans prepared in advance, and knelt on the ground with hula, but it was the same thing!
"The two brothers and all the folks are in love! Huang is ashamed, let's all get up, let's talk at home, talk at home..."Huang Xuewu laughed more ugly than crying, and invited everyone to talk in the house.
Now at this moment, it is not a good thing to suppress bandits and kill codes! Only the two hundred and five tampers are publicized everywhere! Today's jubilation is great, maybe Ming'er's own head will be hung on the battlements of the city gate!
"No, no, no! Seeing Chief Huang, we are already fortunate to have three lives, how dare we bury the treasure land of your mansion? I will go back after I have thanked Chief Huang for his great kindness, and I dare not disturb Chief Huang's tranquility! ”
Lin Ziyuan opened his mouth to talk, and he didn't want to go to Huang Xuewu's house: Now, there are many people gathered around to watch the excitement, and this is what he wants! Why am I going to your Huang family? No one in the high-walled compound looked at it!
"Such a great kindness, originally my father and his old man wanted to thank Chief Huang in person, how can those yards be cruel! There is no humanity at all! The old man was frightened, and his legs and feet were a little weak.
But my father is a person with an anxious personality, saying that he has a kindness to repay his kindness, and he can't delay it for a day, so he never dares to chill Chief Huang's heart!
So he gathered all the villagers, and each family raised a thousand oceans, and asked me to bring it over and buy wine for Chief Huang and the brothers to drink, suppress the shock, and strengthen the courage! Chief Huang must accept it on behalf of his brothers! ”
Lin Ziyuan came out with a tray, and a thousand oceans were placed on it, heavy. touched Liang Siyi on the side with his elbow and motioned for him to take it.
Liang Siyi ignored him, pretended not to see it, snorted his mouth vigorously, and motioned for Lin Ziyuan to present it, and he didn't take it. Who made him evil himself? Look at those words!
The villain's revenge, from morning till night! Lin Ziyuan couldn't, so he had to lift a thousand oceans above his head and present them to Huang Xuewu.
"Oh... That... The villagers are polite, protect the family and defend the country... Protecting the safety of the villagers is originally a matter within the division of our officers and soldiers, and it is not easy for the villagers to work hard and earn some money to support their families! Huang... Huang is ashamed! ”
In front of so many people, Huang Xuewu looked embarrassed, this money is not collected, and it is not acceptable. How can there be such a gift? This movement, loud and loud, for fear that others will not know or what?
Huang Xuewu didn't answer, Lin Ziyuan just kept holding it, and a thousand pieces of ocean sank! Lin Ziyuan scolded in his heart: Shame on the leader, you TMD took it there, both arms are sore, the surname Huang sincerely looks at Lao Tzu's foreign appearance, isn't it? I'll see how I clean up this bastard!
There was a cheer all around, wave after wave, lest the world be chaotic! I can't tell whether to let Huang Xuewu accept it or not. If it continues, it will end even worse! Huang Xuewu had no choice but to take the tray and hand it to the person behind him.
The next person was so stupid that his mouth cracked open with laughter: Look at how capable our master is! Not to mention the support of everyone, in a blink of an eye, they earned a thousand yuan of white flowers for the family!
Huang Xuewu is so angry! I can't wait to kick it a few times: I see the money more than I see my father! Do you know, these oceans, maybe it's your lord and my money!
"All the folks, fathers and elders, as soon as the so-called male teacher comes out, everyone runs away from the wind!" Rubbing his two sour shoulders, Lin Ziyuan opened his loud voice: "Look, our Chief Huang is that bear... That hero! ”
"I haven't seen the big guys, those yards, all of them are fierce! It's really killing people when you see them, burning houses when you see them, and robbing them when you see a foreign woman! In the whole village, there are so many big men up and down, and none of them dare to come forward! ...”