Chapter 555: The donkey's lips are not the pig's mouth

In front of Yang Huairen, even if Xiao Er didn't like the old man's words in his heart, he didn't want to attack in person, but he barely managed to squeeze out a smile.

The old man criticized the store for not making tea professionally, but he didn't say it deliberately, but it was the old man's upright temperament that he spoke mercilessly, and his voice was a little loud, which caused the guests at the nearby table to turn their heads and look over.

Another person who looked to be in his fifties and had a fat figure got up and stood up, walked to Yang Huairen's table with a smile, slapped the old man's shoulder coldly from behind, and scolded with a smile, "Old Sun, as long as you can taste tea, we don't have tongues, right?" ”

The fat old man looked at the pot of tea in front of him that had just been served by Xiao Er, and smiled even more happily, "You just order a pot of tea for twenty Wen, and you can complain about the skills of other stores in cooking tea?"

Let everyone tell me, what tricks can be cooked in this pot of tea? Haha......"

The fat old man's words sounded a hint of provocation to Yang Huairen, but the fat old man's smiling appearance was not annoying.

Listening to the tone, the two old men know each other, and between the old people who know each other, they make some jokes and jokes, which is almost the same tone.

The old man surnamed Sun was very unconvinced, shook his hand and opened the fat old man's hand on his shoulder, and said disdainfully, "It turned out to be the shopkeeper Zhu, I thought it was a tea ceremony master who came to teach the little old man a lesson."

In other words, if someone says something, Xiao Lao'er has nothing to say, you are the shopkeeper of Zhu, but you don't have such qualifications.

Are you old and forgetful? A few years ago, the two of us fought tea here, but Xiao Lao'er remembered that you lost! ”

The fat old man seemed to be told an unbearable past by him, and his face was suddenly a little ugly, but he still had the calmness of a businessman, his face was just stiff, and he immediately smiled slyly:

"The heroes don't mention the courage of the year, not to mention this time and that time, you just won the tea fight a few years ago, and if you fight again now, it will be difficult to say.

You just drink a pot of tea for twenty yuan, really good tea, you haven't drunk it, you can't cook it, and it's a bit ridiculous to talk about other people's stores out of thin air, haha......"

What is the situation of the two old men fighting tea, Yang Huairen doesn't know, but now the two of them are fighting, but one is more aggressive than the other, which makes Yang Huairen, who is sitting on the side, a little embarrassed.

The old man sneered and smiled, "Shopkeeper Zhu, fighting is just fighting, you have already divided the superior things, you are now playing a round for yourself like this, but for that oily and slippery face?" Ha ha!

It's true that I ordered a pot of tea for 20 wen today, but between the two of us, when it comes to who has drunk good tea, or whose tea cooking skills are better, I, Sun Jiangshan, can't compare to you Zhu Laosan.

I want to ...... back then"

When the fat old man heard him say this, he suddenly interrupted him and interjected, "Stop, stop quickly, old grandson, are you going to brag about the tribute tea you drank back then?" ”

He glanced at Yang Huairen next to him, "Isn't it that every time you see a new guest coming, you have to brag about it, there is nothing new at all, our elder brothers have already heard that their ears are full of calluses."

Besides, it's always been you talking to yourself, something that no one has ever seen, you just have to brag about it, hehe......"

"Can this still be faked? The palace was repaired in the palace in Xiningnian, I followed my father to do it, and the official family was happy after the project was completed, and gave us craftsmen a pot of "Xiaolongtuan Phoenix Cake". ”

The old man was a little anxious, sat up straight, and raised his voice to show that what he said was true.

As for whether he has drunk the tribute tea "Xiaolongtuan Phoenix Cake", Yang Huairen is not easy to judge, but when he heard the meaning of Lao Sun Tou's words, he was a craftsman who had repaired the palace palace.

This made Yang Huairen feel refreshed, and his heart said that his luck today is really good, he just found a teahouse to rest, and was surprised to meet an old craftsman, can you ask him about the situation of a craftsman like him in the city?

But in front of him, the two strong old men were fighting fiercely, and he couldn't interject for a while.

The fat old man frowned, and he also had a stubborn temper, "That was twenty years ago, who can prove it to you?" It's not something we can just go in and see in the palace, and who knows if you've really drunk it or if you're bragging? ”

The old grandson glared at the two bull's eyes, and scolded with a strong mouth, "I said that I drank it, I drank it, what else is there to brag about?" I've been in the West Market since I was a kid for all these years, have you ever heard of my Sun Jiangshan bragging? ”

The two of them said a word, from the beginning of the mutual ridicule and bickering, the voices became louder and louder, and the tone became more and more annoying, and gradually turned into a real quarrel.

Lao Zhutou said: "Why haven't I seen you brag about cowhide, you have been blowing since you were a child, I can see a lot!" ”

Lao Sun Tou said: "You are talking nonsense with your eyes wide open, when did I blow it, you say it, let everyone listen, is it me bragging or you deliberately tarnish my reputation!" ”

Lao Sun Tou stood up with his waist crossed as he spoke, and in an impatient mood, because the speed of speech became faster and faster, he happened to spray Lao Zhutou face to face.

Lao Zhutou looked disgusted and disgusted, hurriedly wiped his face with his sleeve, and saw that Lao Sun Tou was standing in front of him and getting closer and closer, and he didn't give in, so he subconsciously raised his hand and pushed him, pushing him back on the chair.

"Old grandson, you have a reputation for fart, do you think you can still bully me like when you were a child? Don't! ”

"You dare to push me?! The surname is Zhu! Who bullied you? Although the two of us are about the same age, we have grown up together with bare butts since childhood.

But you have money in a small family, and now you are saying that I am a child of a mason's family bullying you a child of a rich family, you ask everyone here, you say this kind of words, but anyone will really believe you? It's really a donkey's lips and a pig's mouth! ”

Lao Zhutou was anxious, and pushed back the old grandson who had just stood up, "Who are you scolding for being a pig, you are a donkey!" ”

"Still pushing me?! Do I really dare not fight back? ”

The old grandson was also anxious, stood up suddenly, and pushed it back.

But he was pushed behind him and still leaned on, but there was no behind Lao Zhutou, plus he was a little fat, one did not stand firmly, his feet tripped over each other, and he fell on the wooden floor with a "bang".

Lao Zhutou covered his buttocks, his eyes, nose and mouth squeezed together in pain, and he scolded and scolded in his mouth, "The surname Sun, you are an old immortal, see that I don't fight with you today!" ”