1036: Dance to the god of river crabs
Anta Xiang didn't sleep well that night.
She was accustomed to the high bed and soft pillows Simmons, but now she could only use the sky as the bed and the earth as the bed.
Even though there were two large banana leaves on the ground, the cold still penetrated deep into the bone marrow through her skin little by little, making her subconsciously curl up in her sleep, holding her hands on her shoulders. In the middle of the night, she was woken up by the cold, and there was a faint feeling of sluggish falling in the lower abdomen, she opened her eyes in a sleepy way, and the orange fire not far away reflected a soft and cute figure, and she asked vaguely, "You haven't slept yet?"
The national treasure, sitting by the fire, turned his head, and the bear's paw seemed to poke the bonfire with something.
There was a crackling sound, and the firewood made a slight pop.
The flames of the campfire jumped a little higher.
"I'm keeping vigil. ā
There is no one who keeps watch in the unknown forest at night, and I don't know when I was swallowed by wild beasts.
She noticed Adaxiang's sleeping position and slightly pale face.
He shifted his position and said to her, "Do you want to lean against the fire?" The weather is getting colder, and the temperature will only be lower in the middle of the night in the forest, and you don't have animal hair to keep you warm from the cold, so it's easy to get sick." If you get sick here, you might die. ā
Although it is clearly mentioned in the original book that Anderson's body has undergone unknown optimization and transformation during the crossing process, it does not mean that she is immune to all diseases, Anderson will still be tortured by her aunt, has a fever and a cold, and there is no targeted medical treatment.
Illness comes like a mountain, and illness goes like a thread.
The recovery of the disease depends on the spirit of Xiaoqiang, who can't be killed.
Because the orcs are strong and have few other diseases except for external injuries, in this orc world with rough medical methods, neither Chinese medicine nor Western medicine has been developed, and there are only unreliable and very metaphysical tribal witch doctors. There is a plot that Pei Ye remembers deeply, the heroine has a fever in the rain, and she is in a daze, with a posture of "the old lady has been shaken to the reincarnation quota".
The male protagonists, the gray python, the green and the golden lion, were so anxious that they spun in place.
It just so happened that at this time, the only witch doctor of the Mumu tribe came back from going out to collect medicine.
This witch doctor with a mysterious origin is one of the heroine's early harem F5, and he is also a boss with a deep hidden identity, and the prince of the largest tribe in the orc world. For various reasons, he was exiled to the border of the Orc Continent and was picked up by the golden lion who went out hunting.
Witch doctors are one of the more revered professions in the orc world. Under normal circumstances, only the stronger, larger, and more economically wealthy orc tribes deserve to have them. The golden lion took him in, and he naturally used the excuse of repaying his kindness to live in seclusion in his Mumu tribe as a witch doctor, and occasionally earned some extra money to go to other nearby orc tribes to help diagnose and treat, in exchange for the materials needed for life, and his life was not bad.
The three male protagonists immediately pulled him over to treat the female protagonist.
[How to disperse the hot gas?]
The male protagonists were confused.
The witch doctor rolls his eyes: "What do you say, she's not your female?]
With the simple and crude way of thinking of the orc world, they all came up with a method.
Just thinking about that scene makes me subconsciously roll my throat excitedly and swallow my saliva
The cure for heat dissipation is ......
Multi-person, mutual assistance, point-to-point, hydraulic rod type movement, which will be caught up by the river crab god in minutes.
When Pei Ye looked at this content, his heart was not shocked, and the cat movies he watched when he returned to the Federation before came to his mind - sure enough, no matter what era it is, the more inexperienced Xiaobai likes to make up these curious knowledge.
Pei Ye was deeply skeptical.
The heroine's golden finger in the orc world is not a maddening fragrance or the aunt's blood that causes the young beast to enter the growth period early, but her unbeatable little strong life, right?
Relying on the fact that he is now holding a big fluffy and cute round face plate, he can't see the change in his expression at all, Pei Ye is a little self-indulgent. Anta Xiang's eyes are misty? Hesitantly looked at the roaring bonfire. She also wants to get closer? But you're afraid that you'll sleep too badly and roll into the fire? Or burned by the sparks that burst out of the fire...... But she was too cold.
The tail of his eyes was slightly reddish, and his eyes fell on Pei Ye.
Not? The national treasure looks fluffy and soft, and it must be very comfortable and warm to hold with such a wide chest.
It's just that she didn't dare to say it.
Pei Ye said: "I'll keep an eye on the fire." ā
"Huh? Good. ā
Anta Xiang moved the banana leaf and approached the campfire and Pei Ye.
A steady stream of heat reached her skin through the fire? Dispelled the previous chill? A comfortable sigh escaped her mouth.
After a while, the sleepiness returned, and Anda continued to dream the unfinished dream, her breathing gradually calming and soothing.
The next morning? The first rays of sunlight shine through the thick canopy of trees and fall on the dead leaves.
Anda woke up with a sore back.
Wake up and see an unfamiliar blue sky instead of a familiar ceiling.
She was stunned? It took a while for yesterday's experience to flood her.
Before I had time to clean up my complicated feelings, I heard the sound of water at the tip of my ears.
When I looked over, I saw a national treasure seriously spearing fish in the water.
There are already more than a dozen lying on the shore, and the national treasure is still being thrown on the shore.
"Eat fish early in the morning? Wouldn't the taste be too strong......"
Anda Xiang had a little bad breath before, when she kissed her unmarried ex-husband's scumbag? Occasionally, you will see him frown in disgust, and even admit that she has a stinky mouth? She was devastated. I got into the habit of brushing my teeth three times a day and carrying chewing gum and breath cleansing spray with me. But don't have brushing conditions right now? Waiting for the national treasure spearfish to come back? Did she move upstream? I took a handful of water with both hands and sucked it into my mouth to rinse my mouth, repeated it for more than ten times before I felt a little better, and then carefully washed my face.
"Alas, electric toothbrush facial cleanser...... I just bought the CPB a few days ago, damn, my set of Shiseido water emulsion hasn't been dismantled yet, and the shopping festival chopped diced radish, poplar forest, and fragrant grandma...... Lipstick, Eyeshadow, Foundation, Liquid Eye, Cream, Face Cream...... It's all gone...... TM's ......"
Adaxiang crouched at the water's edge and looked at her reflection in the water.
The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, I raised my hand to pat the water, and watched the splash before I felt better.
Pei Ye was sitting on the shore and brushing the fish scales with the fish scale brush he made boring last night, his round ears trembled, and he shook his head.
Where is this?
Not to mention those cosmetics and skin care products, there is not even a flush toilet and toilet paper, there are no aunt towels or tampons, and even cotton underwear. In the border land of the Orc Continent, the richer beast leather clothes made of nitrate, those who have no money directly replace them with large leaves, and rely on shivering to resist the cold in winter...... The uncomfortable days are yet to come. Pei Ye shook his head, there is a long way to go.
Of course, if Anderson is willing to follow those orc male protagonists, the quality of life and small life are guaranteed, but it is not on the ground all day long, and it costs money. Pei Ye interrupted An Daxiang's self-talk: "Grill fish for me, and when you are full, you will go to collect debts together." ā
Anta Xiang took two steps, and suddenly her expression became strange.
"IāI want to go to the toilet......"
She has a good body and rests, and she has to defecate every morning.
Pei Ye: "Toilet?"
Adaxiang covered her ass with her hands, her cheeks slightly reddened.
Pei Ye "understood", and the bear paw pointed to the dense jungle: "Go, don't go too far, there is danger to call me." ā
Adaxiang's face turned green.
"Yes, do you have paper?"
Pei Ye tugged at his hair: "You look like I am?"
Adaxiang: "......"
Pei Ye said again: "Or, I'll catch a duck for you?"
Andaxiang: "Huh, catch ducks...... Why?"
The duck is associated with the poop, and it always feels weird.
"Some of the richer orc tribes are very particular, and they will wipe their butts with the soft feathers on the necks of ducks, and some use geese. ā
I can wipe my ass again, and I can wash it and slaughter it.
Adaxiang: "......"
Pei Ye thought for a while, and touched a few pieces of wood cut to a finger's width from the side and gave it to her: "But it's too late to catch ducks now, you can use this...... Now the orc tribe uses bamboo chips to wipe, but I used the target, and the material should be softer than bamboo. ā
The corners of Anta Xiang's mouth twitched, and it took a while to wave her hand with difficulty.
"Forget it, no need, I'll pull a few leaves myself......"
Pei Ye said: "Then take it with you, dig a pit with bamboo chips, and remember to bury it." ā
Adaxiang: "......"
On the second day of the crossing, she began to miss the scumbag's unmarried ex-husband.
I knew that there would be today, she should have endured the calm yesterday, and let the scumbag and her best friends who are inseparable from the scumbag roll off her marriage bed, get out of her marriage room, and completely evaporate from her world, instead of trying to give them Mount Tai for a while.
Now it's good.
Whether the enemy is dead or not, she doesn't know, but she knows that she is dying.
I didn't dare to go too far but didn't dare to get too close, and the whole process went through shame and anger, embarrassment and then expressionlessness.
Why didn't God give her a golden finger like a system?
Or let her wedding room be a personal space, and she would be so humble that she would want to use a flush toilet.
After twisting and twisting, Anda Xiang always felt a strange smell on her body, and she washed her hands several times before she felt a little better.
Grill fish quietly and eat quietly.
Ignoring the gurgling sound like thunder the whole time, it was the movement of Qing.
He didn't eat much yesterday morning, and the transformation process of leaving the form of a young beast and entering adulthood in the afternoon will consume a lot of physical strength, plus the basic consumption of adult male orcs, and then he was beaten and tied up by Pei Ye, and the rice grains were not exhausted, and the dripping water was not stained, and he was already hungry.
The lips were dry and on fire, and the temples of the five organs beat gongs and drums again.
He couldn't help but stare at the source of the smell of grilled fish, but Pei Ye and An Daxiang ignored him.
Eat and drink enough, pack your things and get ready to go.
Pei Ye lowered Qing from the trunk of the tree and tied a heavy rattan around his neck, looking like a dog chain.
"Let's go, collect the debt!"
Oh no, go for free labor.
The little wooden man leads the way.
They went to deliver the "token" yesterday and have already roughly figured out the way.
Adaxiang looked at the national treasure who walked upright on a leash......
The expression was about to speak and stopped.
The agreed location was halfway between his Mumu tribe and the Demon Forest.
There is a small forest there, and there are a lot of things like jujube trees.
Female orcs like to use them to make drinks that resemble fruit wine.
It is said to have a sweet and sour taste, quenching thirst in summer and warming up the body in winter.
Pei Ye felt that he could do a field trip.
After all, gold and silver mountains are not as good as green waters and green mountains.
If it can be made into a local characteristic product, it is also a way, and it will be exported to the entire orc continent.