Chapter 50: The So-Called Family Feast II
After Su Miaojing sat down, she looked at the Empress Dowager and said respectfully, "Empress Dowager, how about your granddaughter-in-law tell you a cold joke?" ”
The Empress Dowager smiled and asked, "What is a cold joke?" Tell me about it! ”
Everyone is equally curious, what is it? They all looked at her with curiosity on their faces.
A certain woman made a gesture of thought, and then, snapping her fingers, "There it is!" Once upon a time, there was a cucumber, he hated that he was too ugly, and his whole body was covered with acne, so he ......, did the Empress Dowager know what happened to him in the end? A certain woman deliberately left a suspense, and then asked rhetorically.
The Empress Dowager said kindly, "He cooked himself." Su Miaojing smiled and shook her head.
At this time, the people below were also very curious, and they saw that the third princess couldn't help asking, "Then what's wrong with him?" The five emperors' sisters-in-law will talk about it quickly. ”
Su Miaojing heard her voice that the Fifth Emperor Sister-in-law was really uncomfortable, paused for a moment, and said in a gentle tone, "He cut himself and put it on his body!" When the crowd heard this, countless crows flew overhead.
This answer was indeed unexpected, and only the Empress Dowager laughed out loud.
Su Miaojing saw this, "The Empress Dowager really gave her granddaughter-in-law face, but in fact, the so-called cold jokes don't make people cry, and neither does laughter." ”
At this moment, the eunuch outside shouted in a sharp voice, "The emperor has arrived!" ”
The emperor heard the laughter of his own imperial grandmother from the outside, he walked in, and couldn't help but smile and ask, "The Empress Dowager, I don't know why you laugh so happily?" ”
I saw that everyone immediately knelt down and saluted, "The son-in-law (daughter-in-law) sees the father!" ”
He waved his hand, "Get up!" ”
The Empress Dowager said in a kind tone, "It's Jing girl, she told a bad joke." ”
The emperor looked at Su Miaojing next to him, and asked in an amiable tone, "What is a cold joke?" A certain woman stood up and was about to explain, but was preempted by the third princess.
I only heard her say respectfully on her face, "Father, the fifth emperor's sister-in-law has just said that cold jokes don't make people cry, and they don't laugh." ”
At this time, he looked at Su Miaojing, "Really?" She nodded.
Shen Ye smiled all over his face, "Okay, tell me about it too, and I will listen to it too!" ”
Su Miaojing's tone was soft and glutinous, and people couldn't help but listen to her voice and feel itchy, "Once upon a time, there was a man who fished and caught a squid, and the squid begged him: You let me go, don't roast me to eat." The man said, "Okay, then I'll ask you a few questions." The squid was very happy and said: You take the test, you take the test! ”
Su Miaojing looked at the emperor with bright eyes, and the emperor stared at her with a hint of obsession as if he had seen the shadow of another person, "May I ask the emperor, no, father, what happened to that squid that fisherman in the end?" ”
When the emperor heard his question, he reacted, with a hint of a hidden smile, "Take the test!" ”
Su Miaojing clapped her hands and applauded, "Your Majesty, no, my father is amazing!" She really didn't fit in, and after a day, she went from calling the emperor to calling her father, and her identity also changed from a courtier to a daughter-in-law.
The emperor patted her forehead in annoyance, with a friendly smile on her face, "Girl, you can shout as much as you want, it's okay!" ”
When a certain woman heard this, she smiled and said, "Really, then I shouted according to what I thought in my heart!" ”
The Emperor nodded, but he asked, "What do you want to call me?" ”
She rolled her eyes and said with a smile, "I don't think my father is old at all, calling your father feels like calling your father old, why don't you call your uncle in the future, what do you think?" And ...... "She slandered in her heart, and called you father, she always felt that she was also old, and let herself know the fact that I was married, but this girl is only sixteen years old!" To go to his ancient times, it is simply to destroy the body and mind of a girl!
At this time, the emperor asked curiously, "And what?" ”
A certain woman said angrily, "And this girl is only sixteen years old, and overnight, she has changed from a girl to a young woman, and this girl really can't adapt to it." Besides, I still have a lot of things to do, I will get married now, and when I have the opportunity in the future, my father will find another partner and let him be the princess of Yue. ”
These words made Shen Yunche, who was sitting there, extremely furious, only to hear him yell, "Su Miaojing, you shut up for me!" ”
When a certain woman heard this roar, she remembered the fact that there were other people in front of her, especially the presence of a husband who was uncertain.
Everyone was surprised, not only surprised by what Su Miaojing said, but also surprised by Shen Yunche's roar, he was a person who was moody and angry, but when he encountered anything, his face did not change, and he had a cold and indifferent expression, and he was actually angered by his princess today.
Shen Ye was still smiling, and at this time, Su Miaojing looked at the emperor, "You are really slippery in this routine!" She gave him a thumbs up. The emperor led me to say what I thought, he played this routine really well, and he was the originator of the mountain.
Then, she turned to look at Shen Yunche, deliberately plucked out her ears, and her face was full of broken jars, "What a roar, my ears are not deaf, I can hear clearly!" ”
Shen Yunche was angry, pointed at her, and was furious, but he looked like she had no choice, so he had to throw his sleeves away in anger.
The Empress Dowager next to her shook her head helplessly, "Girl, he's really angry, and he won't chase after him." ”
A certain woman pursed her lips, "What are you chasing, anyway, he always gets nervous, and he gets angry at every turn, follow him!" ”
Everyone got angry when they heard her words, saying, you are sure you are not mistaken, that is King Yue, he is a person who never shows his emotions.
Seeing this, Shen Yunze didn't know why? There was a hint of joy in his heart, he was very happy when he saw Miao'er's attitude towards the fifth brother, but his face was still that elegant and humble.
As for the person standing behind him, Yuwen Jinhan also had a little joy in his heart, as if he was happy, but his face did not show it.
As for the third prince, King Wei Shen Yunhong, he was thinking in his heart, interesting, there are still people who dare to look down on the fifth brother, it is estimated that she is the only one in this world.
Shen Yunhao sat there and saw that his fifth brother was angry and left, so he glanced at Su Miaoling, who was sitting next to the Empress Dowager, and seemed to say again, look! Angry with the fifth brother and left.
Then, he chased after him.
Su Miaojing stuck out her tongue at him, her expression seemed to say again, you care about me, I just want to be angry with him.
Although the emperor didn't understand what he meant by that routine? It's not a good word to think about, so I didn't ask.
A certain woman looked at the Empress Dowager and said in a soft voice, "Empress Dowager, there is still something going on in the granddaughter-in-law's medical hall, so I will retire first!" ”
The Empress Dowager nodded. I was thinking in my heart that this girl seemed to be reluctant to marry his great-grandson.
Then, she saluted the emperor, "Daughter-in-law retire!" ”
Then, she walked out.
She looked at Ziyan standing outside the palace gate, Ziyan's face was full of worry, because just now she saw His Highness walking out angrily.
Her face was worried, "Miss, are you okay?" ”
She smiled and shook her head, "It's okay! ”
Ziyan asked strangely, "Then why did His Royal Highness King Yue look angry just now!" ”
Su Miaojing smiled, "Oh! You say him! I'm so angry! I'm amazing! ”
When Ziyan heard this, her frightened face turned white, "Miss, that's your husband, and he is also His Royal Highness the King of Yue, can't you just take it easy and not mess around?" ”
Su Miaojing heard her say that she was messing around, "Dead girl, are you my person or his!" How do you turn your elbows outward? ”
Ziyan had a solemn expression on her face, "I'm just talking about things!" ”
They slowly walked to the gate of the palace, and saw that the carriage at the gate of the palace had long been gone, and it seemed that the carriage had been driven away by him.
A certain woman pursed her lips and scolded in her heart, damn Shen Yunche, didn't she just tell a few words of truth? As for it? If you want to go, you can go! Leave the carriage behind!
Ziyan next to her looked at her young lady angrily, this is the consequence of annoying His Highness.
Seeing this, Su Miaojing was full of smiles, "Oops! Purple smoke, I can walk without a carriage! ”
Saying that, she mopped the long skirt in advance, with a smile on her face, and turned to Ziyan as she ran, "Ziyan, look, what is that?" ”
She pointed to a stall on the side of the road and ran over.
When a certain woman saw that it was a sugar man, her face was full of joy, "Ziyan, come on, look, it's a sugar man!" ”
Then, she smiled and asked, "Boss, how do you sell this sugar man?" ”
The boss is a middle-aged uncle with an ordinary appearance, just listen to his approachable smile on his face, "Madam, this sugar man!" Two strings for a penny. The first time she heard the word Madame, she was really not used to it.
A woman smiled and said, "Okay, bring me four strings." Then, he gave the boss two copper plates.
Then, Su Miaojing gave the other two strings to Ziyan.
After Ziyan took it, she looked at her helplessly, the young lady was really hopeless, and she was overjoyed when she saw the food.
A certain woman was eating, and suddenly, a carriage came to her side, and she saw that the person in the carriage was Shen Yunze, and his soft voice said, "Fifth brother and sister, if the fifth brother goes back first, if you don't mind, come up, and the eldest brother will take you back." ”
Seeing this, Su Miaojing shook her head, with a smile on her face, and politely refused, "No need, the kindness of the eldest brother, the younger brother and sister have it, and the younger brother and sister should go back on foot!" Although she can take a ride, she doesn't want people to see it, and when the time comes, she will have to be criticized again, and she is not afraid, if she loses the face of her family, it will not be good. Besides, I don't want to be involved with him too much, as long as they maintain a doctor-patient relationship and an eldest brother and daughter-in-law.
Shen Yunze wanted to use this excuse to stay with her, but she refused without hesitation, feeling a little disappointed and lonely in her heart.
Shen Yunze deliberately sent Yuwen Jinlast to protect the crown princess as a reason, and he said that he wanted to go to Zilin Villa, so he followed her.
After Su Miaojing finished speaking, she turned around and left.
Ziyan saluted him, but didn't speak, after all, his identity should not be revealed.