Chapter 291: Laugh If You Want to Laugh!
After Wu Ming reprimanded the little seed master, he turned his face and looked at the generals of Liangshan who ran out and said:
"If you want to laugh, you can laugh as much as you want.
I'm not an unreasonable person, I'm not a dictator, I'm not a tyrannical person, don't you feel uncomfortable?
Today, here. I allow you to laugh as much as you want, but I don't want you to talk about what happened today after you leave here.
Really, one by one, there is no guy who can make me feel at ease. If you want to laugh, laugh quickly, and don't say I won't give you a chance.
After this village, there is no such shop. Give you half an hour to laugh, and then set off after laughing, and the goal is Chenggu. ”
After finishing speaking, Wu Ming turned his back directly to everyone, Lu Zhishen was the first person who couldn't hold back his laughter, and he took the lead in laughing first.
While laughing, he said: "Haha, boss, in fact, you can't blame people for being small, who made you look too handsome."
Who made you grow a face that would make a woman jealous to death. Haha, no, my stomach hurts, I laugh and cramp, let me rest for a while. ”
The reason why Lu Zhishen said this is that Lu Zhishen also has his own ideas, although now he is following Wu Ming.
However, no matter how you say it, he, Lu Zhishen, was once a magistrate under the old minister. You can't forget your roots, and now the little ones have done the wrong thing.
I saw that I had been taken care of by the old breed in the past, and I said that I would help the younger breed to intercede.
For Lu Zhishen, who is wise and foolish, his speech is quite level. As soon as he said this, on the one hand, it showed that the small race was an unintentional mistake.
On the other hand, he slapped Wu Ming's ass without missing a trace. After all, Wu Ming's handsomeness is recognized by the whole world.
is that when he ranked the top ten handsome men in Liangshan on Liangshan, he directly eliminated Wu Ming, which is not because Wu Ming is not handsome.
Instead, the person in charge of compiling the rankings said: "The boss is an outlier, and his handsomeness is no longer something that mortals can have."
How can we ordinary people be qualified to be compared with the boss. If only the boss was also involved in the rankings.
Then those who are at the back of the queue will not have the face of this leaderboard. ”
Lu Zhishen has been following Wu Ming for so long, although he doesn't dare to say that he has a thorough understanding of Wu Ming's thoughts and habits.
However, if there are ten percent, Lu Zhishen has already figured out seven or eight percent. Lu Zhishen's words made Wu Ming's heart happy.
His anger at the Seed Master Dao also dropped, and he didn't look at the Seed Master Dao, but looked back at Lu Zhishen and said:
"I don't know what I look like, you don't need to pat yourself here, my handsomeness is known to the world.
The facts are there, you just can't pat me on the back, my handsomeness won't change, don't always praise me for being handsome in the future.
Be low-key, you see I'm so handsome, did I say it myself, it's all you said, right? ”
After Wu Ming's words were finished, the Liangshan group of heroes, who were still laughing, immediately stopped laughing, and they found that they couldn't laugh anymore.
What should I do, I can't answer this, boss, you're a little too pitiful, and you actually gave us such a proposition.
You're going to let us take the talk. If we praise you for being handsome, you will say that we are not low-key, and if we say that we are sycophants, we will not praise you for being handsome.
I'm afraid you will say that we are blind and have a problem with the concept of beauty and ugliness. Don't dare to tell the truth, hey, I'm in a dilemma, boss, please let go.
Looking at the Liangshan heroes who couldn't laugh one by one, Wu Ming knew that this misunderstanding was over, and these guys were not fools.
They will not spread this matter everywhere anymore, thinking of this, Wu Ming directly looked at the little race Xianggong Seed Master who was lying on the ground and pretended to be unconscious and said:
"Little Seed Minister, don't pretend to be unconscious, although I kicked you away, but how much force I used.
Am I still not clear? You were fine when I talked to you just now, and my men chased you out and you fell into a coma? Is it because you are unresponsive?
What do you want me to say about you, you're such a big person, don't play those children's tricks anymore, okay? When I felt ashamed, I immediately pretended to be unconscious.
I've seen a lot of yours. I don't feel ashamed, what shame do you have, don't forget, the victim is me.
Alright, alright, don't pretend. This matter is stopped, hurry up, the business is important, let's hurry up and go to Chenggu to have a look. ”
After listening to Wu Ming's words, the seed master Dao who pretended to be unconscious was embarrassed to continue pretending, and he was seen through by others.
What kind of energy are you pretending, it's boring like this. What's more, his own Lao Tzu is still fighting bloodily with the Western Xia coalition army in Chenggu City.
And what kind of thing is lying here and pretending to be dead?
The planter got up as soon as he got up, patted the soil on his body, and pretended to be nothing, and said to Wu Ming:
"Forgive me, it's a kind of recklessness. I also asked the national teacher to ignore the past suspicions and make every effort to help our western army win this battle. ”
After finishing speaking, the seed master Dao directly rode his own war horse that was released by Wu Ming from the storage ring, and took the lead in the direction of Chenggu.
And at this time, Chenggu was already inextricably linked. On the top of the city, there are soldiers of the Great Song Dynasty.
And above the sky, I saw one after another firelight flying towards the city. The Song army at the head of the city had great bows and crossbows, and there were also catapults in the city throwing stones out of the city.
There was no need to aim at all, and the dense Western Xia coalition army under the city, although they fell to the ground a lot, they still moved forward bravely and ran fast.
The old man looked at the oil pot not far away, the firewood under the pot was crackling, and the oil in the pot was already boiling hot.
The firelight flying in the air in the distance instantly smashed into the city, causing fires everywhere. Ignoring the arrows that were still pouring in, the Song soldiers began to extinguish the fire with all kinds of utensils.
The old breed was next to the city wall, wrapped in a few wooden shields in front of him, and his eyes were cold, as if he had already been surprised by all this.
Even if someone falls to the ground with an arrow, or someone is thrown away by a stone, there are soldiers who immediately fill the position and shoot desperately.
The brothers of the Planter Dao led the soldiers on the city wall, and when someone climbed the city wall, they were killed.
At a distance of a few hundred steps outside the city, countless Western Xia coalition troops ran to the city wall, followed the ladder, and desperately climbed towards the city wall.
On the head of the city, under the city wall, there were people everywhere, and the Western Xia coalition army was crazy and climbed towards the city wall, but it just appeared.
was led by the brothers of the seed family who were guarding the city, and they were all killed. The commander of the Western Xia army looked at the Western Xia army, which suffered heavy casualties.
Finally, he was a little distressed, and in desperation, he had to order the troops to be withdrawn.