Chapter 26: I'm sorry
Beiling is in a barren mountain.
Surrounded by trees, it seems to be inseparable. At a glance, except for the tree, it is still a tree.
"How? This is a place where the official family hunts. It's not bad!" Wu Lingling said with some pride.
The environment belongs to everyone, so what's the good thing about having exclusive rights?
It's not good, it's okay to run to the mountains to make popsicles!
Looking at the lake that is still frozen, surrounded by snow-covered mountains, I feel helpless!
Anyway, this temperature difference is not ordinary! At the bottom of the mountain is Sanya, and on the mountain there is a view of Antarctica. Running a summer farm is estimated to be so good that the business is booming!
In the distance, a large group of people and horses were moving towards Tang Tang's side.
"It turns out that the Lord of Lingling County is so impatient"! The man on horseback said.
"Wait for the crying nose"! The county lord greeted the man with a grimace.
Belch...
There is still the potential of cute girls!!
It seems that people should not be disgraced! Be sure to dig deeper and deeper.
Later, the children of the noble family came one after another.
When I inquired, it was either the second generation of officials or the second generation of rich.
Sure enough, there is money to spare.
The so-called annual friendly match is nothing more than their pastime.
Looking at the tall, short, fat and thin men of different shapes in front of him, he was looking at the petite Wu Lingling beside him. There's a beauty and the beast perspective.
The game is fake, but it's real!
"Where did the Lingling County Lord find this time! It can't be the milky little kid next to you!" A man in white had disdain in his mouth.
"He's enough, wait to be a cow and a horse."
Wu Lingling pulled Tang Tang aside and explained the rules of this competition in detail.
"What if you lose"?
"Be a concubine".
"Can't you, you're also the county lord, do you want to play so big"?
"The words that are spoken are the same as the water that is spilled out. If I were someone else's concubine, I would definitely pull you...". Wu Lingling smiled meaningfully.
TMD: Is this about me? Is it an innocent lying gun?
"Now that everyone has arrived, why don't we take the scenery in front of us as the theme and make a poem that caters to the scenery?"
"His name is Ouyang, and he is the son of the richest man in Ganzhou. Quite conceited about his own literary talents". Wu Lingling explained on the side.
The long calculation is upright, that is, the feeling of being full of conspiracy.
Don't get me wrong, brother is not a fortune teller, nor is he a face reader.
The supporting characters of the TV series are just like that.
As Ouyang spoke, a man not far away was obviously displeased.
This man is Xu Da, the only son of a martial arts family in Ganzhou. From childhood to adulthood, I can't read a few big characters. But because of the son of a martial arts family, he has a lot of expertise in martial arts.
"Xu Gongzi, don't worry, Wu has you, Wen has me." The man next to Xu Da said.
"Hmph, I like to pick on my brother's weakness, and I have to beat you up later." Xu Da said disdainfully at Ouyang.
"In that case, you might as well offer your little brother ugly first." The man in white said.
"Mountains and rivers are in the eye".
"But the landscape has changed".
It's not a masterpiece, but it's down-to-earth and easy to understand.
"His name is Zhang Fan, and his father is a powerful minister."
"Everything is circular".
"Just because of the rules of nature".
……
"Fish in the water, fish in the water".
"Heaven and outside, outside and sky".
"The world is a mile apart".
"I only want to be in this mountain".
……
"Did you come up with it"? Seeing that they have all been exported, it is inevitable that I am a little anxious.
"Nope".
"What"?
This is losing at the starting line!
"It's so simple and you still need to think about it"?
Belch!!
Simple? It seems to be simple for readers.
"Lingling County Lord, it's your turn."
"Aoyama is not old".
"But there are white heads".
"The little brother is extraordinary, it seems that I am clumsy." Ouyang complimented.
Tang Tang is not good at scolding Ouyang, after all, he doesn't stretch out his hand and don't hit the smiling person. Then he bowed his hand and responded.
"It's just hot mouth, wait for you to see that Brother Zhi's exit is dirty. You must be made to bow down." Tang Tang said secretly in his heart.
"I think I've read poetry and books, but today I'm willing to bow down. In the first game, Lingling County won, I think everyone has no opinion"! Ouyang Dao.
"No comment".
"No comment".
"I agree".
"Yay, Tang Tang, we won." couldn't help but be excited, so he happily hugged Tang Tang.
As long as you win one game, you won't be at the bottom. So Wu Lingling was sincerely happy.
What's so fun about winning with a hot mouth?
But...
In other words, the county lord still has a little bit of real material.
Everyone looked envious.
At first, he was not noticed, but now he behaves intimately. The crowd had to pay attention. After all, no one here wants to lose.
"Today's Wendou, Lingling County Lord wins." Ouyang announced loudly.
What's that? And that's where it begins?
I just put together a lot of dirty poems, and I died before I could say anything?
Oh, my God!
This Wendou is too TMD child's play! This ancient person's literary brilliance is really not flattering!
If you make such a big move, this cultural fight will be over?
That's a lot of moisture!
I complained in my heart that these rich children have been countless times, and they have nothing to learn from other people's literary fights? It's better to play with the mud.
………
"The next martial arts fight is divided into three games. Hunting, fighting, ice kicking. Two wins of three. Hunt for an hour, see the number and size to win. Martial arts is to let the opponent take the initiative to admit defeat. Ice kicks take an hour to enter the ball more than wins. Ouyang announced.
Then the two of them went into the barren mountains.
"Are you good at hunting"?
"Truth or falsehood"?
"Nonsense".
"I ate three bowls of rice this morning, a steamed bun and a steamed bun."
"I asked you if you were good at hunting, and you told me what you ate"?
"Didn't you tell me to talk nonsense"?
"Isn't it? Isn't it itchy"? Wu Lingling waved the leather whip in his hand.
"No, it won't".
"Those who practice martial arts can't hunt"? Wu Lingling's eyes were full of surprise.
Since ancient times, archery has been the basic skill!
"Isn't it going to happen? It's not that you can't have children."
"Why can't I give birth"?
"Without our cooperation, can you women give birth"?
"Hooligans, looking for a fight".
………
"Hunt to see the lord of this county".
Bhabhi is waiting for your performance.
The two shuttled around the barren mountains, but they had no choice but to hunt a pheasant. Or an underdeveloped pheasant!
"I ran for a long time and there was nothing. Let's take it to fill my stomach first." As he spoke, he went to get the pheasant in Wu Lingling's hand.
"Eat it, what do we do"?
"What else can I do? Throw in the towel".
"How can a big man easily admit defeat"?
"Correct two points, one is that I am a boy. Isn't it a best-of-three game? Third, don't you think it's a little strange? Today there is little prey and pitiful. Don't you suspect that someone has done something wrong"?
As soon as Tang Tang said the martial spirit scripture, he immediately understood the reason.
"Now you can eat it!"
Wu Lingling took the initiative to hand the pheasant to Tang Tang.
Since you are sure to lose, you must also lose decently. At least you can't lose your stomach!
Tang Tang divided five by two and directly peeled off the chicken skin with a knife. Originally, the chickens had not grown up, so they were directly peeled and a few taels were missing.
Looking at the slap-sized chicken in his hand, it's helpless!
"Goben doesn't want to eat you, but you're a chicken. In the next life, I will strive to be a pig, at least there will be more meat."
………
The smell of chicken is in the nose.
"Give you a chicken head".
"Roll".
I don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, and I actually give the chicken head of the county lord to eat?
"So fragrant, so tender". Tang Tang pulled the chicken leg and said.
Lingling turned her head to the side, covered her ears with her hands and closed her eyes.
Tang Tang saw this.
"It can be fragrant, it can be tender". Tang Tang stretched out the chicken to Lingling's eyes and shook it.
"Hmph, I don't eat chicken heads."
"I see, then this is all right." Tang Tang ripped off the chicken butt and said.
Wu Lingling opened his eyes and saw that it was a chicken butt. The upper and lower qi is one, and it is about to explode.
"Die Tang Tang, deliberately play the lord of the county, watch the fight".
At this time, a woman chasing a man appeared.
Suddenly...
Wu Lingling's feet are trapped in the hunting hole.
"Hey..."
Listen to their voices, see their people.
Seeing that Wu Lingling did not catch up with him, he saw Wu Lingling lying on the ground behind him.
Tang Tang rushed back.
The bare feet have spilled blood stains.
"What are you doing".
"Don't move, it's for hunting. Very sharp. I'll treat the wound briefly." As he spoke, he dragged off Lingling's shoes.
Several wounds of varying depths were still bleeding.
"Wait for me".
As he spoke, he ran to find herbs to stop bleeding easily. And take off your clothes and get wet by the river.
………
Put the herb in your mouth and bite it, gently rubbing the blood stains around the wound.
"Bear with me".
"Ahh
Tear off the corners of your garment and gently wrap around the wound.
Wu Lingling saw it in his eyes and warmed his heart.
"I can't imagine that you will still treat wounds"?
"It's common sense."
"Come up".
"Where to go"?
"Of course I carried you back, do you want me to carry you back"?
"Anyway, this girl doesn't have a hundred pounds, but she also has 99 pounds." Wu Lingling turned his back for a moment. Tang Tang said secretly in his heart.
"Make up for more". Tang Tang handed the rest of the chicken to Wu Lingling.
I wanted to have fun, but I didn't want to let Wu Lingling hang the color. There is a little guilt in my heart.
And Wu Lingling was carried by Tang Tang, with a feeling that he couldn't say it.
……
"Ah, the county lord is injured"? Xu Da was the first to see the two of them.
"It seems that the Lingling County Lord can only withdraw from the game." Ouyang Dao.
Hearing that he had withdrawn from the competition, Tang Tang felt a little guilty.
"One can't"?
"Yes, it's just that Little Brother Tang thinks that playing football in the Ice Lake can be one against two"?
"Give it a try, it's all here after all."
"Okay, then we'll see."
Sample, my brother started skating at the age of eight. He played curling at the age of eleven. It's a simplified version of curling.
As for martial arts, as a small master of Dacheng. Not to mention a steady win, that's nine times out of ten.
First of all, the ice lake kicks the ball, which can be described as a fish in water on the ice. It's like it's tailor-made. As a result, several people were swept away with one enemy and two people. The admiring little eyes of several people revealed a gushing feeling of kneeling and licking.
Ouyang was a little anxious at this time, he originally did his hands and feet in hunting, and won the first place. I thought I was my strength, but I didn't expect to lose this game, and I lost so completely.
If he loses the fight again, his hatching plan will be completely invalid.
He can't lose, let alone lose.
I decided that I would win the last game no matter what.
This round is hand-to-hand combat.
In the first game, Xu Da vs. Zhang Fan, there is no doubt that Xu Da won.
Ouyang saw that Zhang Fan had lost, and the corners of his mouth raised. Everything is under control.
In the second game, Ouyang vs. Tang Tang.
At this point, the two looked at each other.
"I'm going to kill him in a crushing stance." Ouyang Ning said secretly.
Tang Tang glanced at Wu Lingling.
Geben wants to keep a low profile, but the plot doesn't allow it!
The two of them stepped into the air. Rush at each other.
The fists collided in an instant.
A figure flew upside down for dozens of meters.
The scene looked at the direction of the battle between the two with a look of disbelief.
It's really useless! It's too unbeaten!
Then he flew in front of Ouyang.
"I'm sorry, I'm using a little more force." A sincere apology.
Ouyang looked at Tang Tang quietly.
PS: I sincerely thank you for the support of "Nine Turns Demon Emperor". I didn't expect that the most loyal readers of this book would be minors, so should I be happy? I'm still happy