Chapter II. 96. Cheating methods
Fourteen led the horse borrowed by the cattle dealer Yu Liang'an, and slowly circled around the outside of Fengjing City for half a large circle, and finally entered the city through the West City Gate. After this circle, Yan Qinghong, who was still lying on the back of the horse and laughing, had already passed out drunk with the grassland spirits that his own cattle had just drunk.
According to the geographical location, Beiyan is south of Youbei, and Mobei is in the north of Youbei, so although the envoys of the two alliances met at the east gate on their own, they still had to part ways at this central point and go out of the city separately to the north and south gates. Of course, the Ministry of Rites, which is in charge of foreign affairs in Youbei, will naturally send two groups of envoys to welcome the envoys into Beijing at the north and south gates at the same time.
Although there is already an undercurrent of tension among the three parties, these cumbersome and elaborate ancient rituals are not courtesy to enemies who may meet immediately, but rather show the king's own broad mind. The so-called gentleman breaks off friendship, and he does not speak ill of him, especially between countries. If one of the parties is rude when meeting on a formal occasion, then their own popularity and prestige on this road will drop to the freezing point.
After all, respecting the enemy is also equal to respecting oneself, which is an eternal iron law.
Since he took the drunk man into the city, the people of the winter solstice disappeared into the crowd and disappeared without a trace. Only the fourteenth who was holding the reins casually was left, and he was slowly walking along the cattle road towards the Shen house. Yan Qinghong on horseback has long been a man of the year in the hearts of the people of Fengjing. Now I saw him lying on horseback with a crimson face and a drunken face, and a short and thin young man holding the reins, how to look at it and find it funny.
There were still quite a few people on the side of the road shouting towards Fourteen:
"This little brother, did our second young master get up early and drink a meal of soul wine? Or didn't you wake up at all from last night's flower wine? ”
"This horse is handsome enough! Hey little brother, where did the second young master get such a good horse? ”
"You people, none of you have eyes. Can a first-class war horse of such quality be a "local product" that is set up in a mule and horse market and sold "with sleeves"? At this glance, I knew that it must be the 'thief' who was older than the bottom of the box! ”
Fourteen, who acted as a groom, only smiled faintly in the face of the ridicule and shouting of the people, and nodded around. Although he has now mastered the art of lip reading, he still can't speak. Of course, even if he can speak, he can't answer this gossip!
Fourteen was extremely white and looked extremely delicate. At this time, the idlers and ruffians who were watching saw the fourteen smiling and silent posture, and they also praised one after another:
"Don't look at these two sons, they usually don't have a serious game in the world, but the people under them can do things one by one! Look at the people who train this horse boy, he doesn't talk much at all, and he understands the rules! ”
Fourteen led the horse through the streets and alleys, and turned into Shen's house through the back door of Hezhong Street. As soon as the horses were bolted, he directly carried the drunken Yan Qinghong on his shoulders with his neck in one hand and his waist in the other, and walked towards Fu Yi's room.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered the backyard, he saw Shen Gui and Fu Yiying come out, but Yan Qinghong, who was in a semi-comatose state, couldn't hold back anymore at this time and vomited.
Mugel's two mouthfuls of "stuffy donkey" poured down, Yan Qinghong only felt that he had swallowed a fiery red charcoal, burning from his throat to his lower abdomen, and the whole person suddenly felt a lot lighter. But now he is no longer the same person. Although it is still a glass of poured wine, I finally know how capable I am. That's why he hurriedly said goodbye to Mugel, turned over and left. After a jolt on horseback, although the smell of wine began to surge, it could not stop the heavy sleepiness that hit, and he could no longer stop the sinking eyelids, and fell asleep.
But who would have thought that under the somewhat rude shoulders of Fourteen, Yan Qinghong, who was pressed by his neck and stomach, suddenly woke up from his slumber, but he could no longer hold back the overturning of the river and the sea in his body, and vomited with a 'wow'.
It doesn't matter if he's happy, he's still carrying his fourteen below, and the right half of his body can't be seen directly. also stunned Fu Yi and Shen Gui, who were welcomed out of the small courtyard:
"I said, Fourteen, what kind of temper do you have? I know he's going to have to vomit when he's drunk too much, but can't you let him vomit outside the city and get it back? And I saw that he obviously endured all the way, don't you just have to bring him back? Do you have to carry it in this position? According to your carrying method, use your neck to push other people's stomachs all the time, and good people have to let you out of stomach problems. You said you have a body full of soup and water...... Isn't this self-inflicted? I didn't expect you to be quite good at living, and you were carried into the door before he vomited, and the fat and water don't flow into the fields of outsiders, right? ”
Shen Gui looked at Yan Qinghong vomiting all over the place, covering his nose in disgust and counting fourteen. Fourteen was also smart, and had just read a beginning carefully, and then turned his head away from looking at his lips. Then there was a backhand, grabbed the dead pig-like Yan Qinghong on his back in his hand, and was about to throw it into the water pavilion......
"Don't don't don't be ancestors! Xiaoyi, hurry up and stop it! If he threw the drunken cat here, would this water pavilion still be able to stay in the future? Hurry up and ask someone to boil water for them to bathe! ”
After saying that, Shen Gui hurriedly dragged Fu Yi, pointed to the two dirty people in the courtyard and said.
Fu Yi pinched his nose and just took the two of them out, and Li Le'an ran in in a hurry. Her eyes were fixed on Shen Gui, who was covering her nose, and she was shaking it proudly with a paper bag in her hand, and she was just about to speak......
"Stop! Don't move! ”
Shen Gui didn't care about the bad smell, shouted directly and stretched out a palm, stopping the running eldest lady Li Le'an.
Li Le'an was still a little puzzled at first, but after stopping, he sniffed and immediately frowned. If you take a closer look at the source of the bad smell, you will directly dance the "tap dance" under your feet!
"Why are you drinking so much when you have nothing to do? If you hurt your liver, you can ...... Ay? You haven't had a good stomach lately......"
Although Li Le'an also dislikes the vomit on the ground, he still adheres to the professional habits of a doctor, and smells the "hidden disease" of "Shen Gui" from this big pool of vomit!
Shen Gui took a few steps forward, grabbed Li Le'an, who was about to lose his balance, clenched her soft little fat hands, and dragged her to a clean place beside him with a hard arm:
"Gastrointestinal problems, you better go and discuss it with your second cousin of the drunken cat in person. Lao Tzu is in good health! ”
Li Le'an, who was dragged into Shen Gui's arms, did not have the shyness of an ordinary daughter's family. just stood on tiptoe and sniffed the tone that Shen Gui brought out when he spoke:
"Hmm...... It's really not you, you don't smell of alcohol at all......"
Shen Gui glanced down at the yellow paper bag that Li Le'an was carrying, rubbed her head and asked casually:
"What kind of sauce beef do you take early in the morning? Who can eat this? In the future, try to change to wonton buns or something, and ...... early."
Li Le'an opened Shen Gui's big hand that was rubbing on his head:
"Doesn't Chef Song live in your house? If it's really sauced beef, I still need to run it myself? I'm here to deliver hangover cures! ”
It turned out that after Li Le'an "got off work" yesterday, he came to Shen's Mansion to eat. Since this Song chef was seconded by Shen Gui to "work" in Shen Mansion, Li Le'an has never gone to Huiyoulou for a big meal.
During the banquet yesterday, Shen Gui did not hide it from her, and casually told Li Le'an the whole plan.
It's not that Shen Gui has been fascinated by this "round-faced lady" and lost his mind, but that he already had the idea of being open and honest with Li Deng. That's right, although Li Deng was visited by Yan Qinghong and Concubine Lan Bao, and then he didn't know why he entered the palace to meet Yan Hunt, but Shen Gui was a little uneasy after all.
Yes, Yan Tian is Li Deng's nephew after all, and Li Deng has no reason to help Yan Qinghong's mother and son, whether in the face of blood or interests. Although it is not yet known what kind of agreement they reached in secret, he still has the possibility of becoming his son-in-law in the near future. Therefore, naturally there is no fear that Li Deng will know the detailed plan.
Moreover, the most important thing is that Li Deng already has the ability to see and know the subtleties, and even if he does not say a word, he will certainly be able to make it roughly clear after some investigations, and this is only a matter of time. In that case, why should you be a villain in vain? What's more, Shen Gui is still very confident in the long-term vision of this "future father-in-law". You must know that if Yan Qinghong's mother and son die this time, even if they are completely knocked into the dust by Yan Tian, then Youbei Third Road will definitely face a catastrophe.
At this time, Li Le'an was offering treasure and seemed to be carrying a pack of hangover medicine, but he waited for a long time, and he didn't wait for Shen Gui's praise. She put down her somewhat sore arm and followed Shen Gui's gaze to the puddle of vomit that she was just stepping on......
"Hmm...... Is it late? ”
Shen Gui looked at the thoughtful Li Le'an, and laughed out loud at her backward look. After laughing for a while, he touched Li Le'an's head, and then reached out and carried the paper bag of antidote:
"It's not too late, it's not too late. For a long time now, your second cousin has been able to use this. ”
Li Le'an nodded blankly, but he didn't expect Shen Gui to turn back to the conversation at this time and ask:
"Master Song is here, so you won't send food...... Then why is Sun Baizhi also here with me, and you still have to send hangover medicine? ”
Since ancient times, peers have been enemies, and Li Le'an immediately pouted after hearing the words 'Sun Baizhi':
"I'm afraid that he will give the prince live medicine to death!"
As soon as the words fell, a gloomy figure flashed out of the door, it was Sun Baizhi, the "inverted yin and yang" who had just entered the door!