Chapter 136: Big Brother, It's So Fragrant!
Li Tie was bruised by Liu Huaqi's face and purple for a while.
Li Tie thought to himself: "There are three treasures in my family, and now there is only the last one left, are you still worried about it?" What's the matter? Want to be beaten by society? ”
"Compare, this must be compared," Ding Yu said in a forced tone.
Seeing his lord win again and again, Ding Yu's heart also felt extremely comfortable, and he finally seized the opportunity, he couldn't let it go, right?
Li Tie had no choice but to compete with them.
Li Tie's heart has been dripping blood, but he is helpless.
"Hey, the last treasure in this family is going to be gone!" Li Tie sighed helplessly.
However, this Tianshan Snow Lotus is not very useful to Liu Hua.
"Ding, congratulations to the host for discovering the Tianshan Snow Lotus, whether to extract the essence,"
"Oh? Flower summoning? What does it do for me? ”
Liu Hua was really scared of being cheated by the system, no matter what the system prompted, it was basically to pit his summon value.
"Ding, take Tianshan Snow Lotus Essence, add 20 to your physical strength, and you don't need any cost to extract it."
When it was determined that this thing didn't need money, the big stone in Liu Hua's heart was also put down, Liu Hua was scared and tired, and he really couldn't afford to play with the system.
"Extract it, remember that there is nothing left, hear no."
"Ding, congratulations to the host for extracting the essence of the Tianshan Snow Lotus, and the host's main strength value will be increased by 20 points."
"Ding, the host attribute values are as follows, physical strength is 108 points, force value is 143 points, intelligence is 60 points, and benevolence value is 30 points."
Host: Liu Hua
Level: 21
Experience: (140000/530000)
Skills: "Dugu Nine Swords" (full level), "Floating Cloud Footwork" (full level).
Weapons: Longquan Sword (Level 21)
Equipment: Armor of Might (Level 21)
Horses: Thousands of miles to run
Summon: 2000 points
Sins: 0 points
"Ding, after testing, there are still 8 attribute values left on the host that have not been assigned, is it assigned?"
Oh? There are still attribute values that have not been assigned? Then there must be a distribution of force.
"Force."
"Ding, due to the host's excessive force, the allocation failed,"
Liu Hua is very helpless, the force is too high? Is this considered high force? So it's good to distribute your stamina, right?
"Ding, congratulations to the host for assigning 8 attribute values to physical strength,"
"Ding, after testing, the host attributes are as follows, 116 points of physical strength, 143 points of force, 60 points of intelligence, and 30 points of benevolence."
Now looking at this piece of Tianshan Snow Lotus, Liu Hua has completely lost interest, and the best things have been extracted by himself, what else is there to do with this empty shell?
"System, is there shit for sale?"
"Ding, the system is omnipotent."
"Virtuous nephew, I don't know, what treasure did you use this time?" Li Tie was really worried about whether this Liu Hua had other treasures.
Li Tie regretted dying in his heart, and he knew that he wouldn't have taken out these three treasures.
"Why are you in a hurry, aren't you going to take this out? Really, there are so many treasures, you let me find them. Liu Hua looked like he was looking for something seriously.
In fact, Liu Hua is buying the freshest shit from the system......
Li Tie began to break out in a cold sweat, this Liu Hua was really terrifying, there were so many treasures.
"Hey, I found it,"
Liu Hua took out the sealed shit, and because the shit was sealed, no one else could smell it.
But this is system-sealed, so there isn't any outer membrane or anything else.
"Hey~ Dad, look at Tianba, he actually took out a piece of shit~" Li Ya covered her nose in disgust.
"What if it's not shit? What if he pulled it himself? Yang Gang said lightly.
Looking at the shit in Liu Hua's hand, Li Gang's eyes showed a puzzled look, what did he want to do as a cheap uncle?
"Hey, hey, big brother, look, this guy took out a bunch of shit to compare with us, isn't he looking for a loss?" Li Tong slowly walked towards Li Tie and said.
Li Tie was also puzzled, what kind of idea did this person named Wang Tianba have? Isn't this ordinary shit?
Li Tie looked at the shit in Liu Hua's hand angrily: "Are you insulting me?" How dare you take out shit and compare it to me? ”
Li Tie is breathing heavily now, his face is flushed, if it weren't for the large number of people, he would have beaten Liu Hua a long time ago.
"Shit? You say this is shit? A bunch of unseen things. Liu Hua scolded with disdain.
Actually, it's really shit......
Li Tiehammer, Li Tiejiao has been staring at the shit in Liu Hua's hand, and he really can't find anything different from the shit.
"A bunch of trash, do you smell shit? You see the artifact is still smoking, did you ask about the taste? Liu Hua put the dog poop on the table of the test items.
Liu Hua just put the dog shit on the table, Li Tie and the others smelled it one by one, Li Tie was even more awesome, and actually let his nose be only one centimeter away from the shit.
"Ahem, a bunch of uninformed things, do you know what this is? It's called a polygraph. As long as you ask someone a question, let him answer it first, and then ask someone to stick this lie detector with their fingers and put it in their mouth to eat, if it smells of, then it proves that this person is lying, and if it is a fragrance, it means that this person is not lying. And, eating this thing can increase your kung fu. Liu Hua explained carefully.
"Oh? You say a lie detector is a lie detector? How do you prove it? Li Tie tilted his head over
I don't want to talk to Liu Hua.
In fact, Li Tie believed that this was a lie detector, but Li Tie's greed was so greedy that he wanted to trap this lie detector in his hands.
"Oh? How to prove it? I'll prove it to you now, call the people on our side, and you will definitely say that we are lying, so you can let the second master come over for a while. Liu Hua pointed at Li Tong and said.
Li Tie nodded, and then Li Tong came to Liu Hua's face.
"Ahem, now it's time for me to ask questions, Master Li Tong, are you ready? As long as it's true, it tastes good. Liu Hua said with a wicked smile.
"Well, I'm ready, you ask," Li Tong straightened his sleeves,
"Hey, hey, hey, see if I can't kill you this time?" Liu Hua smiled evilly.
"May I ask Li Tonger to be in charge, are you loyal to the head of the family, Li Tie, and have no second thoughts, and even think about doing things for the Li family when you sleep?" Liu Hua's eyes became more and more interesting.
In fact, Li Tong also wants to be the head of the family, what is sincere to Li Tie, everything is fake, Li Tong is just a villain who is different from the outside.
Li Tie has been looking at Li Tong since Liu Hua asked this question, in fact, Li Tie wants to get Li Tong's answer even more, otherwise he will be stabbed in the back in the future, who can stand this?
"When, of course, I must be heartfelt to the head of the family!" Li Tong looked at Li Tie, who was going to kill if he answered wrong, and said.
"Well, since that's the case, let's dip a little bit with your fingers, remember, don't get too much, otherwise it'll be gone, this treasure is not easy to get!" Liu Hua pretended to be stingy and said.
Li Tong looked at this piece of shit, and Li Tong thought to himself: "Hehe, such a good thing, you have to eat a little more if you say anything, otherwise you will lose." ”
Li Tong looked at this piece of shit, and Li Tong's mouth flowed out of his mouth.
Li Tong inserted his finger in and dug a large piece hard, and smiled happily in his mouth.
"Hey, brother, don't finish eating, leave me a little too~" Li Yin said in a low voice.
"Don't worry, I'll give you the rest." Li Tong said with a treacherous look.
"Ahhh~"
Although the system can block the smell and prevent others from smelling shit, it can't stop the taste......
I saw that Li Tong had just put the hand that had been inserted into the dog shit in his mouth, and Li Tong felt that a smell that was about to explode was stimulating his taste buds.
I saw that Li Tong's face was flushed with stinking by this shit,
Just when Li Tong couldn't hold on and wanted to spit it out, Liu Hua added fuel and vinegar and said: "Looking at Li Tong's second master in such pain, his taste must be stinky, could it be that the second master just told a lie?" Is it deliberately fooling the big boss? ”
Li Tong looked at Li Tie's murderous gaze at him, and Li Tong took his fingers out of his mouth.
But Li Tong still has a lot left on his fingers.
Li Tongqiang endured the feeling of vomiting and said, "Big brother, it's so fragrant!" ”