In order not to discourage Zilu's enthusiasm for learning, Confucius did not have any problems, and the arithmetic questions did not test arithmetic, but only tested the understanding of numbers and calculation formulas.

"Hmmm! Not bad! It's hard for you! On the first day, you learned nearly 200 words, and you can remember them! It's not easy! ”

"Thank you, sir, for the compliment!" Zilu kowtowed in thanks.

"Although I only took a dozen words from you, you answered them all correctly. The other words will not be tested one by one! When you go back, you still have to review and review! 'It's fun to learn and learn'! Good! Confucius continued to praise.

"What is it to know these words? Mr! You don't test him anymore? Zeng nodded to the side and coaxed.

"What else is there to test? I'm going to test you! Confucius replied.

"That's good! I'll write one more word! Let him admit it! If he knew, I wouldn't test him! Zeng nodded and said seriously.

Lege and the others saw that they had some old problems and committed this again? Want to fuck up with Zilu?

Zilu, this student is different from other students! If you provoke him, he'll beat you.

It's true! Some people are sweating for Zeng.

"Then you can take the test!" Zilu gained confidence and accepted the challenge.

"That's good! I'll write a few words for you people! If you recognize it, I'll obey you! "Say! Zeng Dian wrote on the small blackboard.

"What is this word?" Zeng ordered to show the written words to Confucius first, and then showed them to Zilu.

When Confucius saw the words on it, he couldn't help but want to laugh. But! He still held back, pretending to be serious, and looked towards Zilu.

"Beautiful!" Zilu replied.

"What beauty?"

"Beauty is the opposite of ugly! Beauty and ugliness are relative! Zilu replied.

I thought to myself: I haven't been to a formal school, but I still know some words. It's true! Then I can't distinguish between beauty and ugliness?

"So? What about the word? Zeng Dian turned the small blackboard over, looked at Zilu with a serious face, and asked.

"Female!"

"Female?"

"Female!"

"What do you mean by female?" Zeng Dian asked.

"Female means female of women! It's relative to men! People are divided into two, one is male and the other is female, and men and women are combined to form a family, and then have children! Zilu replied unequivocally.

Zeng pointed out that Zilu Niu was very different, and interrupted: "So? How about reading these two words together? ”

"Beauty!"

"And the other way around?"

"Beauty!" Zilu didn't know that Zeng Dian was playing with him, and read it seriously.

"Hahaha!"

"Hehehe!"

"Hey, hey, hey!"

"Ahem, ahem!"

When everyone saw this, they couldn't help but laugh.

Wei'er couldn't help it for a long time, and snickered on the side.

Confucius couldn't help but laugh when he saw that Zeng Dian was playing tricks again.

Zilu didn't understand until this time: it turned out! I was still tricked by Zeng Dian!

But he didn't have a way, after all, he was a teacher, and he was taking an exam now. If someone asks you for a question, you have to take the test seriously!

"That's good! I'll give you another arithmetic problem! If you do the math, then I'll count you as a pass! Zeng Dian still looked serious and said.

Everyone else watched the two of them laugh, but he couldn't help but laugh.

"That's not right! I'm not taking the test! Zilu couldn't stand it anymore and stood up suddenly.

"You?" Zeng Dian shouted loudly: "Why didn't you take the test? You? ”

"You're not an arithmetic teacher! How do you test me in math? I'm not taking the test! Zilu argued.

"I'll test you as a substitute math teacher! What's wrong? It was my husband who asked me to take the test on my behalf! You ask sir! Zeng Dian still said seriously.

Talking! He also looked at Confucius and asked Confucius to prove it to him.

Confucius couldn't help but laugh and nodded towards Zilu. That means: I authorized it!

"Get on your knees!" Zeng nodded and shouted at Zilu.

Zilu had no choice but to kneel down again.

But! He immediately raised his head in disbelief and said, "The beautiful words you just took the test didn't learn today!" This word doesn't count! ”

"Huh? Not counted? Then I'll write a new word! Zeng Dian said.

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but laugh again.

"No test! No more exams! You're fooling me again! "Zilu stopped doing it, and jumped up on the spot!

It's true! I believe you're a ghost! You're a bad old man!

"Don't take the test? You said that if you don't take the test, you won't take the test? You? ”

"You're fooling me! I'm not taking the test! You're all fooling me! I'm not taking the test! Zilu retorted.

"You're fooling us!"

"Where did I fool you?"

"You told me with your own mouth! Say you'll have a treat tonight! Invite us to drink! Outcome! Your words don't count! You? "I pointed to the right way.

"Me?" Zilu was exposed by Zeng, and he was so speechless on the spot.

"That's it! Just make a proper joke and liven up the atmosphere! Don't go too deep, too much! It's not good if it's too much! Just kidding! Don't take it seriously! Sub-road! You go back early and get some rest! On the first day of school, I learned so many words, it was not easy! Go back and rest! ”

When Confucius saw that the time had come, he hurried out to play a round.

"Thank you, sir!" Zilu hurriedly bowed to Confucius.

"Oh! You slept at night and snored loudly! Tonight! You're still living in the dorm! Tomorrow! Songs! You arrange it! Give him a bunk in the classroom at the gate, so that he doesn't snore too loudly and interfere with the rest of the others! Confucius confessed.

"Me?" Zilu heard his snoring and defended: "My father and mother don't say that I snore loudly? ”

"Your mom and dad are used to your snoring!"

"That? When you get used to it, you won't dislike me! Zilu answered.

Confucius shook his head and said, "I'd better arrange you in the classroom on this side of the gate!" You snort loudly, and if a thief comes and hears someone inside, he will not dare to do anything! All right! That's it! Let's rest early, everyone! ”

Talking! Confucius waved his arm at the crowd.

Zeng Dian, Yan Lu and others heard that Zilu had moved to the classroom at the gate, and they were all looking forward to it! Although I only slept with Zilu for one night, one night was enough!

Zilu was very reluctant, feeling that everyone was rejecting him. It's not that he snores too loudly, it's that everyone doesn't accept him!

But! Thinking about his own snoring, he was also speechless. In the past, when he stayed in the guest house, the snoring was so loud that the people in the next room couldn't sleep. In anger, others came to knock on the door with knives and wanted to fight him.

Zilu thought to himself: Snoring is innate, and it is not intentional by my Zilu! You people! Why are you so inconsiderate of others? You're too difficult, aren't you?

"This sub-road! Is your memory okay? I learned so many words on the first day, and I didn't fail him in more than a dozen words? Lege sighed on the side.

I thought: I am still a modern person who has traveled back in time, and when I was learning to read and write, I was not so good? Take a hundred plating to read the latest chapter of "Confucius Scumbag Claw Book House" for free for the first time.