Chapter 7: Wendou
looked at Fan Jian's fat face, and made a mistake, that is, he was born for him. Not long ago, I was crushed by the explosion, and I went and returned so quickly!
"Sing that today"?
If you don't go to the Three Treasures Hall if you have nothing to do, you will either be a traitor or a thief. For dog skin plasters like Fan Jian. Or is there something good about a plaster with the smell of nouveau riche? Unless the sun and moon are reversed, the attributes of men and women are reversed.
"Although no matter what the process was before, I lost head-to-head in the end. The eldest husband is willing to gamble and lose, and will never harass Momo again in the future. ”
"Stop, Momo can only be called by me". At this moment, Tang Tang leaked the spirit of a tyrant again.
"If you have something to say, you have nothing to do and go home to find your mother"?
"Mom"?
Fan Jian sounded a little confused...
"I lost the martial arts fight before, but this time we will come to Wendou. If you lose, leave the Li family by yourself. If I lose, I will never step into the Li family from now on. and an additional 1,000 taels of silver tickets." Fan Jian said with a smug face.
Yaya's bah, find the weakness of the brother.
However, 1,000 taels plus 1,000 taels for the father-in-law, two thousand taels for a proper and pure purpose. The so-called no money is difficult to move an inch, if my brother has these two thousand silver tickets, he will have the capital to do something.
Fan Jian didn't believe in Tang and Tang's civil and military skills, so he took the initiative to challenge again. Of course, he himself is also a big five and three coarse, and he doesn't know each other about pen and ink. Can cheat, he is professional.
Seeing Tang Tang hesitated. Fan Jian was already complacent in his heart.
As a scumbag, the chance of losing is 100%, so how to play? No matter how you play, it's all for nothing.
"Add another thousand taels." Seeing that Tang Tang had no intention of competing, he had no choice but to use the killer weapon that he was proud of.
"Compared".
If you don't make money, you're stupid.
"Refreshing. We each made a poem that describes the heat of summer. A poem describing a beautiful woman. In the end, we each make a pair."
"Yaya's phew, I thought it was writing and endorsing and so on. I never wanted to give money to myself for nothing."
For composing verses, I don't say it, but I can also say it.
For pairs, that can also blind cats meet dead mice.
I thought I was picking my own weaknesses, but who knew that I was good at it!
If you are not afraid of god-like opponents, you are afraid of pig-like teammates. It is estimated that this goods are full of pitfalls. It is estimated that I don't know when I dug a pit and buried myself.
"The red sun is scorching like fire, and the Noda rice is half scorched."
Not bad, described as down-to-earth. Why don't you believe what you think?
"When the scorching sun shines in the sky, tofu turns into dried tofu".
Seeing that Tang Tang was easy, Fan Jian was restless in his heart.
"The beauty covers the present and the ancient, and the lotus looks at the jade face". Although he was irritable, he didn't want to leave Tang Tang time to think.
At this time, Momo happened to walk towards Tang Tang.
"It's picturesque when you look at it, and it's a peak when you look at it from the side."
As soon as this sentence came out, even he had to admire that he had the potential to be both civil and military.
Seeing Momo appear, Fan Jian instinctively swallowed his saliva.
"Flowers are not flowers, fog is not fog".
This thing actually uses Bai Juyi's poems as a pair?
Look at my brother's mouth is dirty.
"to, urine to urine".
After Tang Tang made a quatrain, everyone despised him.
"The victory and defeat have been divided, and the silver ticket has been brought"? Tang Tang stepped forward and stared at Fan Jian with his eyes focused.
Fan Jian wanted to play tricks, but Tang Tang's sharp eyes seemed to pierce his heart directly. Instinctively, he took out the silver ticket and offered it with both hands.
Seeing Tang Tang, he easily obtained two thousand taels. More than his father's nine years as a county magistrate? At this moment, I feel more and more unable to see through my unexpected little husband.
"Who the hell are you"?
"I am Yushu Lingfeng, everyone loves me, and the flowers bloom when they see the flowers."
"If you don't say it, forget it". Momo felt that Tang Tang was not serious from time to time.
looked at Momo's back and sighed helplessly.
I'm going to tell the truth, and you have to believe it! It's hard to be a good person.
……
Previously, everyone had made a 360-degree turn towards Tang Tang.
Now that's a full double. A sharp 720-degree turn.
The little couple is better to Tang Tang than to their own daughter.
At the dinner table, the mother-in-law often sandwiched the dishes in her palm-sized bowl. Every time I want to say that I really can't eat it, I can see my mother-in-law holding back her mouth and smiling, and she is all in the air. From time to time, after eating, the sound of full burps sounded again and again.
Wouldn't it be better if I crossed into a plum stomach?
………
The next days in the Li Mansion were extremely boring.
I thought I was going to take the college entrance examination, but I didn't think that I would have to revisit the classics of history. At two o'clock every day, I either sleep or read, and I can't love it. Every time a theory is imposed, it is ruthlessly refuted. The main thing is to remove Momo, the waiter who warms the bed and beats his back.
"With my uncle's talent, it's not too much to be a champion of civil and military affairs." Fluttershy encourages compliments from time to time.
You don't understand brother, brother doesn't blame you. Still both civil and military? In fact, it is better to have both children than both civil and military. I wonder how long this body will grow? to reach your original level?
Day after day, before you know it, it's the cold winter season.
Looking at the falling snowflakes outside, I think about the past from time to time.
How are your parents?
Good friends?
How good is the company?
Thinking about it, I unconsciously fell asleep in front of the window.
"I heard that you are a married woman now." A woman who looked like Momo teased.
"Hmph, I haven't seen you for a year, and I've learned to make fun of me." Momo said angrily.
"Ah, my beautiful girl. Where is the little minister who is often praised in the letter? Take me to see you".
Momo led the woman to the backyard.
The two women in front of the window looked at the sleeping Tang Tang.
"Doesn't it mean that you can fall asleep when you work hard, this is what you call diligence"?
Hearing the sound of someone discussing, he leaned on the table and broke away.
"Beauty! Oh. own daughter-in-law". Then continue to close your eyes.
The two girls saw Tang Tang open his eyes at the same time, but then closed his eyes again. Momo felt that she was too tired from studying recently, so she didn't take it seriously. But Shangguan Xue instinctively thought that he was despising himself.
"Smack... Smack..."
Don't get me wrong.
This was the sound of Shangguan Xue banging on the table.
In the end, he deliberately slapped Tang Tang on the back.
Tang Tang immediately convulsed and fell directly to the ground.
"Shangguan Xue, why did you beat him? Call the doctor." Momo roared loudly at Shangguan Xue.
Shangguan Xue panicked for a moment, slammed directly on the door, and then ran out of the room in a hurry.
"Hey, don't be okay, or what will you let me do." Momo cried.
"You can do what you want, and if you can't do it, you can mix it cold." Familiar voices reach the ears.
"You lied to me"?
"Daughter-in-law, I didn't lie to you. I'm just lying to some idiot."
A big long leg wearing a size 42 shoe kicked directly at Tang Tang.
"Who's stupid, hmph, since you lied to this girl."
"If you were a girl, no one would marry you in the world. Doomed to be widowed. He endured the intense pain in his back.
Seeing that Shangguan Xue was about to kick Tang Tang again, Momo protected Tang Tang.
"One is my best friend and the other is my father-in-law. Can't talk well? Do you have to do it"?
"No, I can't". The two said in unison.
This sneak attack is the end of the beam. vowed to conquer Shangguan Xue from behind in the future.
After calming down, Shangguan Xue realized that she shouldn't do it. But for the sake of face, she will not take the initiative to apologize.
Momo saw Shangguan Xue's guilt, and also knew that Tang Tang was a humble person and was by no means a stingy person. It is intended to turn hostility into jade.
"I'll come up with a compromise solution, and you will release your past suspicions in the future."
The two were silent.
"Don't answer, agree. Then you will have a civil fight, and whoever loses will apologize to the other party."
"Wendou! Sure enough, there is a husband who forgets his best friend. Who doesn't know that I, Shangguan Xue, only love martial arts and not literature. It's too eccentric". Shangguan Xin was unhappy in his heart and said secretly.
"Daughter-in-law, you are digging a pit for your father-in-law!" Tang Tang also thought in his heart that Momo was eccentric.
Although it is a weakness, I never thought that Shangguan Xue was the scum of the scum, but it was not as good as herself.
However, in the end, Tang Tang deliberately lost the competition.
Momo meant the same thing, so that she could have the best of both worlds.
Although Tang Tang's IQ is not high, his EQ is high. Originally, it was just a beautiful misunderstanding, so there was no need to misunderstand it again. The most important thing is to admit it once, and you can get Momo's favor, so why not?