"Be careful with boiling water! Let's get it! Be careful with boiling water! Let's get it! ”

Standing by the door of the green train car, wearing an 87-style winter training uniform without epaulettes, he solemnly held the backpack of the Green Army tied high above his head, and shouted strangely and loudly.

The recruits crowded at the door were suddenly startled and subconsciously separated into a road.

Before everyone could react, he solemnly and proudly passed everyone and jumped off the train quickly.

The recruits in the back soon found out that they had been fooled, and scolding came one after another.

"Your mother! Scared to death?! ”

"Solemnly, you bastard!"

Solemnly turned around, made a grimace at the other recruits who were still crowded at the door, and cheekily smiled and made a lip shape: "Stupid! ”

Naturally, he was cursed by a group of people.

The solemn mood is good.

Just now on the train, he was playing cards with a few fellow villagers, and when he saw that the last stinky card was about to lose the only bag of Hongtashan left on his body, he was in a hurry to get on fire, and the train actually arrived at the station!

Good luck is coming, you can't stop it!

With a solemn grin, he threw the cards on the table, yelled at the urgency of urinating, and slipped out of the car with oil on the soles of his feet.

At the station, a cold wind blew, and he shrunk his neck and stomped his feet.

It's early December, and the temperature has dropped to just a few degrees, which is the bitter cold season of the year for southerners.

"It's freezing to death!"

This remote station was crowded into hundreds of recruits at this time, and recruits from all over the country got off the train here, and there were surging heads everywhere in Wuyang and Wuyang, and everywhere was the shouting of the cadres receiving the troops and the croaking noise of the recruits' eggs, and as soon as they got off the train, they felt like they had jumped into a toad pit.

Before the solemn arrival, recruits from other provinces had already arrived.

Eight hours earlier, Zhuang Yan had been escorted by his father to the Armed Forces Department, where he had changed into a winter training uniform that was too fat to fit well, and then escorted to the train station like a prisoner.

Soldier?

I had never thought about it before.

Throughout his high school years, he was a fish in water and a headache.

Although the college entrance examination score is not good, it has passed the self-pay line.

I thought I could sneak into the university and experience the romantic campus life of the sisters and sisters who were holding the hands of the seniors and sisters before the moon, but I didn't expect my father Zhuang Zhenguo, who had been a soldier, to secretly sign up for himself to apply, and in the end, he really enlisted.

At first, Zhuang Yan even thought about playing tricks and even refused to have a physical examination.

Knowing the son is more than the father. Zhuang Zhenguo is very good at dealing with his son, and said directly with a cold face: "Evading military service is to go to prison, and I won't stop you if you want to go to prison." ”

Although he had doubts about whether he should go to prison if he was not a soldier, Zhuang Yan still did not dare to defy the law.

Even if you can't go to the university to spend the moon before the moon you can't go to the prison to live under the same roof with those criminals solemnly by zhuang zhenguo completely lost his temper from.

When the time came, the two fathers and sons compromised with each other and took a step back - solemnly and honestly went to be a soldier, Zhuang Zhenguo went to find his old comrades-in-arms in the army and got him to the logistics department of the military region.

Dog day!

It is said that there is no injustice and there is no father and son.

Zhuang Zhuang felt that Zhuang Zhenguo must have owed him a lot of money in his previous life, and he still owed money and didn't pay it back, so that he still had to entangle with him in this life.

"It's assembled! Assembled! ”

Zhong Shan, the deputy instructor of the Fifth Company, who was responsible for picking up the solemn group of soldiers, stood in front of the train and raised his right hand at the recruits who had just gotten off the train and were still a little at a loss.

"In the order of the order arranged in the armed forces, form two horizontal lines and move closer to me!"

No one remembered the order of the queue in the Armed Forces Department, no one lined up according to Zhong Shan's request, and everyone spun around in place like flies.

Zhong Shan was a little angry, he had to step forward and grab one tall man, and then the other one, pointing at the two recruits and shouting, "All in order from right to left, behind the two of them, aligned!" ”

After tossing for a while, the horizontal line that was crooked like earthworms was finally lined up.

"It's 11:20 p.m." Zhong Shan looked at his watch and shouted loudly: "We're going to stay here for an hour, let's go to the bathroom first, and then come back here to move around freely, remember, don't run around!" Disband! ”

The recruits dispersed with a "whoop" and went to find the toilet.

solemnly was pulled by his fellow countryman He Huan from behind.

"Solemn, you kid is really not interesting! You were going to lose that hand, and you owe me a pack of Hongta Mountain! ”

solemnly turned his head to look at He Huan, and then said with a look of disgust: "Tut-tut, look at what you said!" Just now, the last one arrived at the station before it was finished, how can it be counted! ”

"Nothing counts!" He Huan was anxious, "You kid escaped faster than a monkey, I flipped over the cards you threw on the table, it was a bad deck, and I was doomed!" ”

"You said you lost, you lost?" Solemnly rolled his eyes, and said quite a scoundrel: "If you don't end up, you won't lose, do you understand the rules?" ”

"Your kid shouldn't be surnamed Zhuang, it's better to change your surname to Lai!" Faced with the solemnity of being thicker than the city wall, He Huan could only ridicule him for a few words.

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up to the bathroom, I'm really panicking." Zhuang Yan no longer paid attention to He Huan, turned around and walked away, without looking back.

found the toilet at the station, and the two were dumbfounded.

There was already a long queue at the door of the only toilet, at least a hundred people.

"Holy!" Zhuang Zhuang was taken aback, "This is to be discharged until the bladder ruptures!" ”

Glancing at the door of the women's toilet next to the solemnity, there were only three female soldiers lined up in front of the women's toilet, and like them, they were also wearing green winter training uniforms.

At this moment, Zhuang Zheng soon made a novel discovery - the same 87-style winter training uniform, worn on those seventeen or eighteen-year-old girls, is much better than Zhong Shan, a receiving cadre wearing an officer's uniform.

"Hehe, what are you kid looking at?" He Huan next to him smiled meaningfully.

solemnly sighed and said, "We don't seem to have any female soldiers in this batch of soldiers?" ”

He Huan said: "Maybe it's female soldiers from other provinces, I heard that female soldiers are very rare, and there are more women in the military region." ”

Zhuang Zhuang smiled secretly in his heart, didn't he go to the logistics department of the military region?

It's okay, at least the soldiers won't be too boring in the past three years, and without the flowers on campus, there will be a green year of warblers and swallows dancing, right?

The team slowly moved forward.

The solemnity couldn't hold it back, and pulled He Huan, "Let's go, don't wait." ”

He Huan said with a puzzled face: "You don't go to the toilet anymore?" I've heard that I'm going to have to take a long bus ride later. ”

"How can a living person suffocate urine?" Solemnly pointing to the darkness in front of the platform, "Go there." ”

He Huan suddenly said with a sad face: "It's not good...... We're soldiers......"

"Coward!" solemnly left the queue, leaving He Huan alone and walking forward along the platform.

After walking a hundred meters away, he couldn't see the crowd in the station clearly, He Huan observed the surroundings, jumped off the platform and went into the darkness.

There is a white building about 20 meters from the platform.

solemnly trotted away with white air, and soon arrived at the side of the building.

This is a warehouse in the railway station, with a brick and wood structure and a herringbone roof, which is a little old and dilapidated, and the ground is black, like coal dust when stepped on.

Turning to the dark corner behind the warehouse, he smelled the smell of urine and couldn't help but frown.

It seems that he is not the first person who can't hold back to come here.

As soon as he opened his crotch, suddenly, there was the sound of footsteps on the other side of the warehouse.

Solemn was taken aback, quickly pulled the zipper, turned around and hid behind the corner.

Although he is not afraid of the age, he is caught releasing water in public, and he can't hang his face.

A dark shadow appeared at the other end of the warehouse, stopping alarmingly around the corner.

Solemn's heart sank, and he said secretly, it wouldn't be discovered, right?