Su Dingfang!

The emperor's fingers tapped slowly, he had a rough idea in his heart, and then began to ask some other questions, Cheng Yanjin was a little sullen, as a general, Cheng Yanjin was still very eager for the battlefield, hoping to lead the army again.

"When you are old, you can be at home with peace of mind and hug your grandson!"

Wu Guogong said with a smile on the side, he rarely takes the initiative to ask for the expedition now, he is too old to move, and the opportunity should be left to the young people.

"Hmph, I'm not you!"

Wu Guogong looked at Cheng Biting Jin and said slowly: "That day in the Qinglou, who said that he urinated against the wind back then, and now his shoes are wet with the wind?" ”

Yu Zhiqian was stunned for a moment after hearing this, I'm Cao, Cheng Biting Jin still has this literary talent? Looking at Cheng Yanjin's gaze, he became a little admiring, and he couldn't see that this old man still had some strength! Don't underestimate it, maybe one day you will be able to make something amazing!

Half an hour later, the general matter had been discussed, and Yu Zhiqian, Cheng Yanjin and others also reached an agreement that they would go shopping in the Qinglou together.

Speaking of which, Yu Zhiqian hasn't been to the Qinglou for a while, and it is said that the girls in Pingkangfang miss Yu Zhiqian very much, and many girls have nothing to do with Yu Zhiqian and scold Yu Zhiqian every day......

Because Yu Zhiqian invented mahjong, the business of Pingkangfang plummeted, and the people of Chang'an used to go to Pingkangfang to be happy when they were fine, and those who had money went to the gold cave of the rich, and those who had no money went to some places where civilians should go, no matter what, the business of Pingkangfang was booming.

Now, hehe, the flow of people has dropped to an outrageous level, which can be said to be the lowest level in the history of the Yutang Empire, and the women in the Qinglou have to sit in the attic and play mahjong, greeting the people passing by below from time to time.

"The prince stays!"

Just when Yu Zhiqian was about to leave, the emperor suddenly spoke, which shattered Yu Zhiqian's dream, although Yu Zhiqian had just gotten married, although Cheng Xiang was as beautiful as a fairy, and he was also extremely cooperative with himself, some difficult postures can also be tried, but can the home and the outside be the same?

When the ministers left, Yu Zhiqian sat in his seat and looked at his father, as if there was something wrong with his cheap father today, and looked carefully: "Father, are you uncomfortable?" ”

The emperor nodded: "Toothache, boss, do you have a way?" ”

Yu Zhiqian looked at his father touching his head, toothache is really troublesome, as the saying goes, toothache is not a disease, it hurts to kill.

"Can my father let the imperial doctor see it?"

"Look, I decocted some medicine, but it didn't have any effect, but it intensified!"

"Father, you can let the imperial doctor come and check again, Erchen is not a doctor!"

Yu Zhiqian is a street writer, if you let yourself make up a story now, make it up with your hands, and see a doctor, hehehe......

Soon, the two imperial doctors trotted into the main hall with boxes: "Chen Lingran, Chen Cang has seen Your Majesty!" ”

"Well, I still have a toothache, you show me!"

"Whoa!"

The two doctors, who were taking the pulse and checking it, finally held it for a long time and didn't have a good way, thought for a while and slowly spoke: "Your Majesty, this is ......"

Yu Zhiqian roughly understood, that is, he was on fire, Yu Zhiqian raised his head and saw the small bowl next to his father: "Father, what did you drink just now?" ”

"Some tonic soup made by your mother......

After listening to the general ingredients, Yu Zhiqian looked at his father with a strange look in his eyes, and his mother seemed to call his father Ah Lang, Ah Lang and Da Lang......

"Father, open your mouth a little wider, I'll take a look!"

The imperial doctor couldn't see the problem, it was a toothache, Yu Zhiqian could only take a hard look at it, in addition to tooth decay, the toothache may also have wisdom teeth, if it is tooth decay and wisdom teeth, it can be extracted directly.

Yu Zhiqian looked at it cautiously, and found a tooth that had been broken, it was easy to see that it had turned black, Yu Zhiqian looked at the bowl next to him, and now a thick layer of sugar could be seen in it, and he couldn't help but give his father a thumbs up, after so many years, he didn't care how his father endured it, he couldn't hold up any teeth if he ate sugar like this!

"Well, father, your tooth is broken, and you need to have it extracted, otherwise it will hurt forever!"

After hearing Yu Zhiqian's words, Ling Ran and Chen Cang looked at each other and looked at Yu Zhiqian, not knowing how the prince judged how a person's teeth were broken.

"Tooth extraction?"

"Well, it will hurt a little bit for my father to pull out his teeth, but it will be better soon!"

Yu Zhiqian is still experienced in tooth extraction, and when he was a child, he helped children extract teeth, and he only needed to buckle a rope on the tooth, and then tie it to the door, and pull it hard, and the tooth decay will be peeled off!

"Really?"

"Father, rest assured, although the sons and daughters don't know medical skills, they still know some common sense, and if the father eats less sugar in the future, he will be fine!"

The emperor looked at Yu Zhiqian's sworn appearance, and he did not doubt him in his heart, and he did have a toothache for a while, and he was very annoyed.

"Then pull it out!"

The emperor did not hesitate, and decided to pull out the teeth, after Yu Zhiqian saw it, he looked at Ling Ran and Chen Cang, especially Ling Ran, this name is somewhat familiar, but it is not a historical figure, it seems to be the protagonist of a certain part, and that Chen Cang seems to be ......

"Two, wired?"

"Line?"

"It's a slender thread, and then you tie the thread to your father's diseased teeth, and then I connect the thread to the door, and then slam the door hard, understand?"

When the two imperial doctors heard Yu Zhiqian's words, they were stunned for a moment, looking at Yu Zhiqian's eyes a little strange, but when they thought of Yu Zhiqian's identity, they were relieved, and Yu Zhiqian dared to do this, who of the rest dared to touch the emperor's teeth?

The emperor listened to Yu Zhiqian's plan, how did he feel a little unreliable, and he couldn't help but retreat in his heart, but he had already agreed just now, if he retreated now, it would not be in line with the emperor's demeanor!

"Your Highness, the line you wanted!"

Wu Sangui didn't know where to find the thread and handed it to Yu Zhiqian, Yu Zhiqian looked at the thin thread in his hand and then looked at his father, and began to prepare to do it.

After all, the emperor still couldn't hold back, and looked at Yu Zhiqian: "Boss, is this method useful?" ”

"Father, rest assured, there are several ways to pull out the teeth, if this method is useless, you can also order someone to connect the line to the tail of the arrow, find a guard to shoot the arrow, or pull the tooth!"

“……”

"Let's do what you just said!"

The corners of the Emperor's mouth twitched, compared to the second method, the first method immediately seemed much more reliable now.

"Father, don't worry, this method will definitely work!"

Yu Zhiqian patted his chest and reassured, the emperor looked at Yu Zhiqian's eyes, and after making sure again, he nodded, and motioned for Ling Ran to come up and tie a rope for himself.

Tieing rope to teeth is a technical job, the first time Ling Ran did it, the whole person was trembling slightly, and it took a few minutes to tie the rope!

"Father, when you get to this position in front of the door, I will tie the rope to the door!"

Yu Zhiqian looked at his cheap dad with a rope tied to the corner of his mouth, and forced a smile.

"Good!"

The emperor didn't care anymore, and when he walked to the door, he saw Yu Zhiqian carefully tying the rope to the door, and his heart was raised.

"Father, don't be often, relax, relax, you'll be fine!"

"It's okay, you pull it!"

Yu Zhiqian tried the direction of the door, looked at the emperor who was obviously holding his hands because of nervousness, and thought about how to divert his attention, otherwise he might not succeed.

"Father, the son thought about it some time ago and found ......"

Speaking of this, Yu Zhiqian couldn't help but pause, and the emperor frowned and looked at Yu Zhiqian: "Boss, what did you find?" ”

After watching the emperor's attention be successfully diverted by himself, Yu Zhiqian then slammed the door forward with great force.

"Did it work?"

There was a loud bang from the door of the main hall, and the emperor also reacted, but Yu Zhiqian looked down at the rope and found that the rope had been broken, one end was tied to the rope, and the other end was still in the emperor's mouth.

"Father, the rope is a little thinner, if it were thicker!"

Yu Zhiqian is a person who is good at summarizing, and when he saw that his father seemed to be slightly angry, he immediately found a suitable reason.

"Whew!"

The emperor took a deep breath, looked at Yu Zhiqian, and had only one thought in his heart, this rebel must be taking revenge on himself, it must be! I cheated him a lot some time ago, and this guy finally got his chance!

"Father, change the rope again, a thicker one, Wu Sangui, Wu Sangui go find a thicker, stronger rope!"

Wu Sangui looked at Yu Zhiqian, then at the emperor, and saw the emperor nodding at him, trotting to find something again.

"Father, are you alright?"

Yu Zhiqian looked at the emperor's face a little not very good, and couldn't help but feel a little apprehensive in his heart, playing and making trouble, he couldn't joke about the emperor, otherwise the ghost knows when, he was suddenly cheated by the emperor.

"It's okay, boss, where did you learn this method?"

"Erchen used to be in the fairyland, and I saw that the people there all extracted teeth according to this method, and in addition to that, they also had some dental clinics, which I didn't have, so I could only use this most primitive method!"

"Hmm!"

The emperor glanced at Yu Zhiqian, and after making sure that this guy was not lying, he slowly closed his eyes, and believed in this rebel again, if it didn't work!

"Your Highness, the line is here!"

"Re-tie it to my father, don't get close to the gums, just tie the teeth tightly, otherwise it will have no effect!"

"Your Highness is tied!"

"Father, don't be nervous, just take a moment!"

"Bang!"

"Father, it's the son who didn't buckle it tightly, and the rope slipped off! One more time! ”

"Bang!"

"Father, it's a son...... minister"

"Bang!"

"Father's ,......"

"Rebel, say, did you mean it!"

"Father's ......"

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Sogou