Fang Shihong was embarrassed when he heard that he was "grounded", such an adult was still disciplined like this, which really damaged his image in the other party's heart, he shook his head and sighed: "Alas, what kind of mistake has been made, this matter is a long story, don't mention it." Then Fang Shihong changed his expression and asked curiously: "I don't know what the ancient brother said is a pity?" ”

Hu Bao looked like he wanted to speak and stopped, and finally shook his head, and said with a regretful face: "Alas, don't say it, it's just that Brother Fang is troubled, since the words have been conveyed in the next place, it is inconvenient to disturb, so I will leave first." After speaking, Hu Bao turned around and wanted to leave.

As soon as he saw that this person was leaving, Fang Shihong's curiosity had been aroused, how could he let him go so easily, so Fang Shihong, who was originally sitting peacefully, hurriedly got up and grabbed Hu Bao and said, "Since Brother Gu is here, why are you in such a hurry to leave?" Sit down and have a cup of tea first. Fang Shihong pulled Hu Bao to sit on the Taishi chair where he was originally sitting, and then personally took the teacup and poured tea for Hu Bao.

Fang Shihong poured tea and said, "Since Brother Gu is fine, why don't you tell me about the other thing you said?" ”

Hu Bao pretended to be cautious and stretched out his head to look outside.

Fang Shihong saw Hu Bao's appearance and said, "Brother Gu can rest assured that without my orders, no one here will dare to approach and eavesdrop." ”

Hu Bao picked up the teacup at this time, picked up the lid and blew it.

Fang Shihong saw Hu Bao's slow appearance, he couldn't stand it at first, "I said Brother Gu, don't sell Guanzi, hurry up and talk about it, if Brother Gu likes to drink tea, I still have a good Longjing in front of the Ming Dynasty here, and when Brother Gu leaves, I'll bring some to Brother Gu." ”

Hu Bao took a sip of tea and felt that it was almost over, so he put down the teacup and whispered: "Because of the publication of this poetry collection, many famous people who have been famous for a long time in Guozijian have gathered in the capital, although the news has not yet spread in the capital, but it can be regarded as a big literary meeting, Brother Fang has heard of Zhang Jinlong in Shanxi?" ”

Fang Shihong carefully searched for the people he knew in his mind, and he didn't seem to have heard of such a person, so he shook his head and said, "I haven't heard of it, could it be that you said that it is related to this person?" ”

Hu Bao nodded and said: "Yes, Shanxi Zhang Jinlong is the young owner of Rishenglong, and he was also a member of the Guozijian before, this time I knew Hua Yinzi to find someone to write a few good poems and selected them into the poetry collection and printing, a few days ago this Zhang Jinlong also came to the capital, and he didn't come alone, and he also brought a batch of excellent wine, but the thirty-year-old Shaoxing flower carving is dozens of jars. ”

Speaking of this, Hu Bao paused and winked at Fang Shihong and said: "If there is good wine, it is naturally indispensable to accompany the food and beauties, I happened to take a look today, but there are no less than dozens of fresh fruits that have never been heard of, and then the beauty, just Qin Huai Bayan will be the third, if it weren't for the awkward troubles of those officials and gentry in Nanzhili, I'm afraid that this Zhang Gongzi can get all the Bayan, this is not the best, in addition to this Qin Huai Bayan came to the third, there are also Hu girls in the north, Persian girls in the Western Regions, Goryeo girls, and Japanese girls, And the blue-eyed, white-skinned, yellow-haired woman in the West, tsk, just looking at it will eat away at the bones! ”

Fang Shihong didn't have much idea when he heard what kind of wine and fresh fruit, and he hadn't tasted any wine or fresh fruit in his opinion, but when Hu Bao said that there were all kinds of beauties, Fang Shihong couldn't help but be moved, "How are these women?" Have you seen it? ”

Hu Bao opened the folding fan, shook it proudly and said: "This is natural, although I haven't seen it all, but I have also seen seven, seven, eighty, eight, and eight, that Qin Huai Bayan is Chen Yuanyuan, Liu Rushi and Li Xiangjun, they are already famous all over the world, needless to say, only say that the veiled Persian girl, although she has not seen the whole picture, only look at the half-hidden style and dancing posture, it is already a thought, and the widow, walking with a hip and small broken steps, holding a sandalwood fan, singing a song has a unique style, no matter what you say, they are' Hi hey, hey, hey, when serving people are kneeling, that feeling is really incomparable, to say a disrespectful word, I'm afraid the emperor doesn't have this kind of enjoyment, and the most special thing is the food that the widow is full of, tsk, the food tastes like a girl's body fragrance, ah, the aftertaste is endless. ”

Fang Shihong listened to it so much that he thought about it, and only when he heard what "female body sheng" did he react to, and asked: "Brother Gu, what is female body sheng?" ”

Hu Bao showed a lewd smile and whispered a few words in Fang Shihong's ear, Fang Shihong said with a look of intoxication: "You actually use a woman's body as a dish to hold food?" This widow is very good at playing, and I think that those foods must have a different taste, and my son claims to be the holy hand of flowers, and it is the first time I have heard of this, alas, it is really detrimental to my reputation, and I don't know how to live in women's bodies, and it is in vain to read all the flowers. Fang Shihong sighed with emotion and then said to Hu Bao: "Brother Gu will tell me about the other women." ”

Hu Bao said with a smile: "That Western woman is tall and slender, her body shape is like the spring breeze swinging willows, long legs, hips, thin waist, and this place is very big. Hu Bao gestured on his chest, and then said: "Those blue eyes seem to be able to hook people's souls, which makes people want to stop." Besides, the Korean woman, every move is polite, when you enter the door, they will say Childe, please, when you sit down, they will say Childe, please, if you use wine and food, they will say Childe, please use, even in bed, they will say ......", Hu Bao said and stopped, revealing a self-evident look.

Fang Shihong said in understanding: "What to say?" Could it be that you are invited to come in, or are you please enjoy, Childe? ”

Hu Bao stroked his palms and laughed: "Brother Fang is really wonderful, haha, why didn't I think of it?" Of course, they said that you are lighter, Childe. ”

Fang Shihong smiled and said, "Brother Gu, are you tempting me to say some vulgar things, isn't that what you mean by what I just said?" What about the Hu people? ”

Hu Bao sighed: "Alas, speaking of this Hu woman, it's really ...... Don't talk about it. ”

Fang Shihong said: "Brother Gu, you are good at everything, but your words are too unpleasant, don't sell it, hurry up." ”

Hu Bao said embarrassedly: "It's not that my brother doesn't want to say it, but I'm afraid that if I say it, I will spoil Brother Fang's interest." ”

Fang Shihong asked suspiciously: "Could it be that the Hu Girl is too saltless?" ”

Hu Bao shook his head and said, "Brother Fang, you are wrong, that Hu girl is not only not ugly, but also pretty. ”

Fang Shihong was even more strange, and asked, "What does the ancient brother mean when he said that he would be spoiled?" ”

Hu Bao said: "That Hu Nu is beautiful, but her temperament is really spicy, like a fierce horse, if you don't tie it up, I'm afraid it will be difficult to surrender." ”

Fang Shihong's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he said, "Bundle? This son likes to tame the horse, if this bearded girl falls into the hands of this son, let alone tie up, this son will also take out a leather whip to teach her to be obedient. ”

"If that's all it takes, it's a pity that the bearded girl still has a thick body hair, and the leg hair is longer than mine." After Hu Bao finished speaking, he sighed regretfully and said, "Alas, it's really a rat poop that spoils a pot of porridge." ”

Fang Shihong said with a look that you don't know how to do it: "So Brother Gu doesn't understand Fengyue, at first glance, Brother Gu has never played with Master Rabbit, the only shortcoming of those Master Rabbits is that they have no ~ hair, this Hu Nu can be regarded as making up for this regret." ”

Hu Bao said: "No wonder Liu Jinsong, Liu Gongzi and Mo Shengbai Mo Gongzi unanimously praised Brother Fang's deeds of Fengyue, Brother Fang is really a master of Yinfeng and the moon, think of me Hu, oh no, think of me Gu Mou is also a long time lingering in the Goolan tile shop, but the Tao is 108,000 miles away from Brother Fang." ”

Fang Shihong was reminiscing about the various women Hu Bao said, but he didn't hear the mistakes and omissions in Hu Bao's words, but just asked, "Jinsong and Shengbai are also there?" ”

Hu Bao said: "That's natural, how can anyone want to miss this kind of event, if it weren't for Liu Gongzi and Mo Gongzi telling me a lot of Brother Fang's deeds, I wouldn't be so sorry that Brother Fang couldn't participate." ”

Fang Shihong suddenly lost his temper when he heard this, and his heart was deflated, it would really be a big regret in his life if he couldn't participate in such a grand event, so he then asked: "Is there really no chance for this article in the future?" ”

Hu Bao shook his head and said: "Don't say that in the future, that is, the day after tomorrow, Zhang Jinlong and Zhang Gongzi will return to Shanxi, this time Zhang Gongzi also took a lot of effort to collect so many beauties, and then I want to have a next time, I'm afraid it will be difficult, not to mention that if it is not for the Guozi Supervision to print a collection of poems this time, how can so many literati and scholars gather?" ”

Fang Shihong was surprised: "Will you go back the day after tomorrow?" Even if I have the opportunity to go out, even if I have an iron body, I can't enjoy so many women with all kinds of customs in two days? ”

Hu Bao was stunned when he heard this, "Brother Fang actually wants to experience all these women?" There are so many literati and scholars, no matter how much you divide them, it is impossible for everyone to feel them all? These many women are just for wine, even if they are in the status of Brother Fang, they only feel one or two. ”

Fang Shihong thought about it, and seemed to have made a lot of determination: "Then I choose the widow and the bearded girl, and the others can only give up painfully." ”

Hu Bao listened to Fang Shihong's words and was very disdainful in his heart, so he began to choose, but he still said earnestly: "Brother Fang's idea is good, but this mansion gate is a hurdle, and if you cross it, it will be heaven and earth, and if you can't do it, you can only regret it." ”

As soon as he heard this, Fang Shihong was immediately discouraged, but he confessed: "Brother Gu, I don't hide it, it's not that I don't want to go to my father to admit my mistake, it's really not my fault, the people outside who want to take revenge on me have been eyeing me, if I go out and get caught by those people, I'm afraid I won't even leave me a bone scum." ”

"Oh? In this capital, there is still anyone who dares to embarrass Brother Fang like this? Who is that man? ”

Fang Shihong said helplessly: "Who else could it be?" It's not the little grandfather of the British mansion, Zhang Zhiji, it's just a woman, why is it so troublesome, it's really not okay, I buy one and pay him back, this person is really not interesting, and he wants me to pay for a bitch, brother, do you say it's pedantic? ”

Hu Bao seemed to nod in agreement: "It is indeed pedantic, it has been said since ancient times, women are like clothes, not to mention a woman in a green building?" But don't worry, Brother Fang, if you can really find a way to get out, when you get to that culture, so many literati in the world gather in one place, forgive him Zhang Zhi has the courage to be an enemy of the world's scholars, not to mention a little grandfather, even the British prince has to weigh it carefully. ”

Fang Shihong said: "What the ancient brother said, I have also thought about it, but how to get out of the house is also a problem, if it is replaced by a few good words in the past, the porter can still turn a blind eye, but this time the porter received my father's death order, if I am let out of the house one step, I will roll up the cover and leave, the porter will not dare to let me out." ”

Hu Bao looked around and said softly: "If Brother Fang really wants to go out, there is a plan below, but I don't know if Brother Fang is willing to try." ”