I only heard a voice from inside: "Is it Brother Chen?" Why did you come to the latrine too? ”

Chen Siye was overjoyed when he heard it, it was Ji Ji's voice, "Brother Ji, come out quickly, I can't hold it back!" ”

Ji Ji said: "Oh, right away, Brother Chen wait a minute." ”

Chen Siye covered his ass and jumped straight to his feet, and finally Ji Ji pushed the door out.

Chen Siye didn't care about saying hello and hurriedly ran into the toilet and closed the door, picked up his shirt and took off his pants, after a sound, he felt comfortable all over his body, and couldn't help relaxing.

At this time, I heard Ji Ji hurriedly outside: "Brother Chen, are you okay?" I couldn't hold it anymore either. ”

Chen Siye said curiously: "Isn't Brother Ji finished?" ”

"I... I don't know! Hurry up, or I'm going to pull the crotch! ”

Chen Siye was helpless, so he hurriedly wiped his butt and let go of the toilet.

Who knew that as soon as he went out, his stomach was rumbling again, Chen Siye covered his stomach with a bitter face, and said in his heart, what did he eat tonight, and his stomach was broken.

"Brother Ji! Hurry up! I can't do it again! ”

Ji Ji hurriedly let go of the toilet again, but as soon as Chen Siye entered, Ji Ji couldn't hold it back.

......

And so on, and then both of them squeezed into the latrine, you pull me after you pull, I pull you after I pull, so unhappy. Half an hour later, both of them were weak legs, their faces were pale, and they felt better, and they didn't want to pull anymore. After repeatedly pulling for an hour, even if Chen Siye's physical fitness increased greatly, he couldn't stand it.

"Brother Ji, what's wrong with us? I think I'm going to die in the latrine if I pull it any further. Chen Siye leaned on the stone bench near Ji Jizai's toilet weakly.

"I don't know, what did we eat tonight? Why are we the only ones like this? Ji Ji also looked vain, as if he was seriously ill.

Chen Siye thought about it carefully, and when he was fighting poetry with Liu Xuan, in that small pavilion, he saw that there was a plate of dim sum on the table, which was very exquisite, so he picked it up and ate a piece, and let Ji Ji, Mingyuesu, and Lin Jing eat it, but only Ji Ji ate a piece.

"Did someone drug us? We had a problem with the dim sum we ate in the pavilion. Eventually, he came to this conclusion.

But who is it?

"Who will give us laxatives in this poetry club, do you want us to die in the latrine? Maybe the snack was broken. Ji Ji was a little unconvinced.

Chen Siye thought for a while and said, "Could it be Liu Xuan and them?" ”

Ji Ji thought for a moment and said, "It's possible!" Let's go to him. ”

Chen Siye said in his heart, this Liu Xuan is estimated to have left early, if there is still a face left in the poetry club, then he admires it too much.

The two of them supported each other, their legs trembling and walking forward, and people who didn't know would think they were overindulgent.

However, at this time, the garden was deserted, and after walking a long distance, I didn't meet anyone, and finally met a maid, and after inquiring, I learned that the poetry meeting had ended. The maid watched playfully as the two helped each other to leave.

Chen Siye regretted in his heart, and the poetry meeting was over for an hour, and he didn't know if his two poems could win the first place. However, he didn't write it himself, let alone submit it to the jury, so he couldn't think about it. And I didn't watch the performance of the six girls of Mingyue Building, it's a pity.

Ji Ji also regretted: "Alas! Why is it over, otherwise the poem I wrote today will definitely win the first place, don't you say, Brother Chen. ”

Chen Siye was speechless, this Ji Ji was really narcissistic enough, and listened to him continue: "Brother Chen, I didn't say it, the poem you wrote is really bullshit, it's better to let me teach you some experience." ”

Chen Siye smiled dryly: "Forget it, thank you Brother Ji, but poetry still requires talent, I don't have Brother Ji's talent, so I still don't need it." ”

Ji Ji said triumphantly: "I agree with what you say, it's really the same thing that heroes see." ”

Since the poetry meeting is over, naturally there is no need to look for Liu Xuan, the two of them walked out of the garden together, and a middle-aged man outside the door hurriedly greeted him: "Young master! You've figured it out, if you don't come out again, I'll go in and find you!" ”

Ji Ji raised his eyes and said, "Oh, it's Uncle Wu, didn't I come out." ”

When Uncle Wu saw Ji Ji's pale face and the appearance of floating under his feet, his face suddenly changed: "Young master, what's wrong with you?" Who hurt you? Looking at Chen Siye on the side, he said viciously: "Say it quickly!" What's going on. ”

This sentence made Chen Siye's impression of this Uncle Wu fall to the lowest point, and he ignored him.

Ji Ji said: "Uncle Wu, don't be nervous, I just ate my stomach, you apologize to Brother Chen." ”

Uncle Wu immediately changed his face and said, "Don't blame Gongzi Chen, the villain is too nervous." ”

Chen Siye waved his hand and ignored him.

Uncle Wu stepped forward to hug Ji Ji and was about to help him get into the car, Ji Ji said again: "Brother Chen, why don't you get in the car together and I'll send you back, where do you live?" ”

"It's okay, I have a car too." Chen Siye shook his head and refused, this Uncle Wu is too eyeless and doesn't want to see him.

Ji Ji sighed, "Then Brother Chen will meet again, and I will visit you another day." ”

Chen Siye smiled and nodded to see him get into the car, and said in his heart, You don't even know where I live, how can you pay a visit?

Thinking in his heart, he didn't know if the six girls of Mingyue Building had come out, Chen Siye shook and found the place where he parked, but he was dumbfounded, where is the car? Why is it gone?

After thinking about it, maybe the girls didn't see him after they came out, so they asked Qiu Ju to drive the car back first, and couldn't help but regret forgetting that he had just promised Ji Ji to rub his car, which would make his legs weak and his body weak, how could he walk back?

I had no choice but to hold on to the wall and walk back slowly.

At this time, it was already early in the morning, and the hustle and bustle of Jiangxia Mansion had weakened a lot, and many people had gone home to sleep. Although there are many night owls who are ready to party all night, at least not everywhere is human, for example, there is no one on the road he is walking now.

I hadn't gone far when I suddenly heard someone behind me say, "Boy, how do you feel?" ”

Suddenly hearing someone speak, Chen Siye's hair stood on end, he was scared to death, and when he looked back, he didn't even have a figure, but he heard someone in front of him: "I'm here." ”

Could it be that by the hell, Chen Siye only felt that his scalp was numb and his hair stood up.

He turned his head violently, but there was still no one.

Chen Siye was about to pee, his adrenaline was surging, and in order to get rid of this unknown thing, he recited aloud the core values of socialism: "Prosperous, strong, democratic, civilized, harmonious, ....."

Before I could memorize enough, I heard a voice above my head: "Boy, what are you reading?" ”

Chen Siye closed his eyes and slowly raised his head, his eyes squinted and looked towards the top of his head, but he saw an old man with a scarred face squatting on the wall and looking at him with a smile.

Seeing such a terrifying face suddenly, Chen Siye was frightened in his heart, and in a blink of an eye, he remembered that this was not the old man in the clouds, and this old man was so good that he could pretend to be a ghost and scary, and his heart was suddenly sudden, how did this old man find here, if it is over, don't think about it, he must be looking for trouble.

"Hah... Ha ha.. It turned out to be a cloud senior... It scared me, what a coincidence... Is there anything wrong with Yun seniors being so late? I'm going back to sleep if it's okay. ”

Chen Siye snorted, and couldn't help but cry out in his heart, it was a coincidence that the geese in the clouds came, I just didn't know who gave the laxative today, and he was prostrated and weak, and he had no power to resist.

Yun Zhongyan had a playful expression on his face, and a flash appeared in front of him, "What's wrong Chen boy, Chen Liubu Gongzi?" Why are you in such a hurry? ”

Chen Siye saw sweat on his forehead, when did this old man know his surname Chen, and called out the nickname he just got today, he didn't remember the last time he reported his name to Yunzhong Yan.

"Senior Yun, you are too outward, what a six-step son, it's all a joke, a joke, I can't call it." I had no choice but to fight with him haha.

"You kid don't have to be modest, I really didn't see that you still have this ability, it's not simple, it's not simple." Yun Zhongyan touched his chin and kept looking at him, and said: "But you kid is not honest, you actually lied to me that there is a Huancai Pavilion in Yongning Mansion, which caused me to run for nothing, I should be beaten!" There is no poetic talent, but the character is not good. ”

Chen Siye said in his heart: If you hadn't kidnapped me at that time and gave me some five days of intestine breaking pills, why would I lie to you, you have to be good and angry earlier, maybe I would have told you the truth.

But I can only think about this, and said with a dry laugh: "Don't blame Senior Yun, I don't want you to run more and exercise because of your age!" ”