Act I

Time: Saturday, December 2019, 12:45 p.m

Weather: Temperatures below zero, light haze

Location: On the south wall of the park, under the large locust tree next to the riverbank

Character: Fortune teller Shi Shengyi

Hotel security Ren Guisheng

Garbage classification community cadres Xiao Yulin, Tang Xiao, Song Wei, Yuan Wu

The owner of the barbecue stall, Niu San, the clerk and his friends

Widow Chan who sells insoles

The wind is howling and the trees are depressed, but the streets are still full of people near Christmas. The park filters out the noise, and the high walls and trees shield it from the cold wind, so the sound of the chess pieces hitting the chessboard is particularly clear.

General –

Shi Shengyi: Good old boss! Yes...... He actually studied chess behind my back, and now he can compete with me. (Squeezing the long voice of the flower shirt, shaking the flower cavity)

Ren Guisheng: No...... How can I have time to study chess, and I am about to worry about my grandson's full moon wine. (smiles bitterly)

Shi Shengyi: What are you worried about your grandson's full moon wine? Could it be your son? (slyly laughs)

Ren Guisheng: You kid can't spit out 'elephant' in his mouth, but he can spit out 'shi' (laughed suddenly, deliberately turning the sound of the word 'shi')

Talking and laughing, Shi Sheng was cold and unguarded against a high-hanging horse, and the long car was fatal.

Ren Guisheng: It's not a loss to talk about you, you kid is really on the same page as a 'shi'. (Still speaking around the corner, the two laughed, reviewed and fought again.) )

Pawn Cannon –

Shi Shengyi: Seriously, what do you say are you worried about, Lao Ren? There are security guards hanging in such a big hotel, and the doll full moon wine is so good in your hotel!

Ren Guisheng: You don't know how expensive the hotel is, and it's not enough to sell me for a banquet there.

Shi Shengyi: I think you can't pull your face, Lao Ren, half a month ago, I counted the days for a couple of newcomers, that is, I was invited to eat at the table in your hotel, and I found out afterwards that the groom's father was Lao Zhan, an electrician in your store. Oh, although I didn't eat until ten o'clock that night, but that hearty, tsk...... (Speaking of interest, I can't help but close my eyes and smack my mouth)

Smack-

Niu San: The brothers beat me, and the death and cripple count my three cows.

Niu San took the lead in picking up his big oily hand and slapped Shi Shengyi in the face, shouting and instigating everyone to beat him, and he punched and kicked him for a while.

Ren Guisheng: What are you doing? Hey, don't fight, don't fight, you have something to say. Beat someone to break the law, beat someone to break the law, lose the hospital, win the prison and go to jail!

Niu San: How much law can you break by fighting this kind of charlatan? Lao Tzu has money, and he can be killed evenly!

Ay...... Yes...... Hi...... The sound of fighting and scolding rang out in one place.

Ren Guisheng: If you don't stop, I'll call the police, this is a person, it's a person! If it's broken, it's gone!

Niu San: What kind of thing are you, old pedal thing. Give you a face, right, wearing a security guard skin really regards himself as a public security, and then force Lao Tzu to beat you together!

Everyone laughs all the time, don't shed tears, always have hope, don't have to beat your heart...... The song "The World is So Small" instantly covered up the noise of several people. After a while, a big man with thick hair got out of the passenger seat of the huge garbage truck.

Xiao Yulin: Stop it!

Niu San: Yo, it's really strange today, the little security guards and the people who collect the rags dare to come out and play tricks.

Xiao Yulin: In broad daylight, gathering crowds to beat up weak old people, do you still have laws and morals in your eyes? (As he speaks, he walks forward)

Niu San: Don't fucking drag this article for your third master, today the third master is not good to let you things that don't open your eyes have a long memory, I will write these three words backwards!

Niu San said that he had stepped forward, but he tried his best to just tear off the yellow and green overalls of the big man, the big man was like a high wall and did not move, and then a progress, heavy shoulder, and in an instant Niu San fell out two or three meters away, the fat Niu San was like a red date beaten by a bamboo pole, and rolled until the root of the wall did not stop.

Niu San: Brothers, squash him! Beat me to death! Who the dares to work today and don't make a effort, Lao Tzu will do him when he goes back!

Several people who were beating Shi Shengyi immediately put down Lao Shi and surrounded him, and Ren Guisheng took the opportunity to hurriedly step forward to help Lao Shi up against the wall.

In that world, mutual assistance and mutual aid should be known in the world...... Facing the melodious music of "The World is Really Small" Ulala, the main driving position of the huge sanitation car walked down a person, as the person got out of the car, the front of the car rose slightly as relieved, this person seemed to have a disease in his legs, a high and a low slowly walked towards the crowd, and the strong oppressive force prompted the people who were ready to take a step back involuntarily, a rough man two meters away!

Tang Xiao: Section Chief Xiao, I heard that someone wants you to have a long memory, brother, I was very curious, so I came over to take a look, so I could be a witness. This third ...... Oh, third master, you are always busy with you, I will learn from the learning experience, continue to ......

Niu San: I don't know which one of you is playing, but I advise you to be nosy. This shit's liar gave me today's decoration, but as soon as the big pillar at the door was nailed, the decoration worker broke his bones.

Xiao Yulin: Master, how much gift money do you see from this boss Niu in the future?

Shi Shengyi: Oh...... asked him for three hundred, and finally the price was one hundred and fifteen, which is the price of conscience! You don't know, his barbecue restaurant is facing the fire station, this is not an obvious offense, water and fire are ruthless and mutually restrictive, water and fire are against water, but he sits in the east and west and has no fire to make up, so he has to make up the wood of the east, and fight the water with wood......

Niu San: You dead liar still dare to say this, see if I don't break your dog's legs!

Xiao Yulin: Don't say it again! It is not advisable to settle the dispute, I mediate in the middle, Boss Niu's mood is understandable, but after all, it is nonsense, I think how can this master who sets up a stall to make a living have the ability to calculate the good and evil, and you have also been angry, if you are entangled, you can only say that you have a small belly; Master, as the saying goes, trouble comes out of the mouth, if there is no gold and steel diamond, don't mess with this porcelain work, this beat me is not serious, just eat a trench to grow a wisdom, if you chatter endlessly, it seems that the skill is not enough.

Everyone was silent, only the garbage truck came: the world is so small, small, small, small, small is really strange, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful......

Xiao Yulin: Boss Niu, I've beaten and beaten, I don't think I want this gift money back, I have the right to pay for medical expenses.

Niu San: Who has the eyesight to see a few small broken money, and wants this money? Heh, my Niu San can't afford to lose this person.

Xiao Yulin: Master, I've been subjected, I don't think I'll call the police anymore to entangle, buy some supplements and bask in the sun.

Shi Shengyi: Small injury, hard bones, I am not the person with a small belly.

Niu San: Say it fucking again! Don't you have a small belly? Did you let me? Today, you are lucky to be a turtle grandson, not to see the face of these two brothers, today Lao Tzu's legs will give you a discount. Useless stuff!

Xiao Yulin: Okay, let's just say that! If a person does not stand without faith, he has been reconciled today, and there will be no more things in the future.

Niu San: A mouthful of foam and a nail, and said goodbye (one hugged his fist and took everyone away)

Shi Shengyi: A gentleman is hard to chase after a horse.

Xiao Yulin took a step to the wall where Shi Shengyi was sitting, bent down his majestic body, stretched out his big hand and grabbed his thick cotton clothes like catching a chicken, lifted him up and put him on the low stool. The clinker himself was too tall and the other party was sitting, this bow was not tight, and the work card in the jacket pocket slipped from the work clothes that were torn apart by Niu San, Shi Sheng was agitated one by one, and grabbed the work card in his hand at the moment he was lifted.

Ren Guisheng: Thank you two big brothers for your righteous action, there are not many good people like you in this world. Lao Shi, sit down, I'll see if you hurt your bones.

Shi Shengyi: I don't thank you for my kindness, although I, Shi Shengyi, am just a master who walks the rivers and lakes, but I don't like to owe favors to others! Section Chief Xiao, I'll count it for you for free. (Close the open work card in your hand and hand it to Xiao Yulin)

Ren Guisheng: Lao Shi! Don't be reckless, rest quickly, the big brothers still have to be busy, who has time to listen to you talk about this.

Shi Shengyi: The Municipal Bureau assisted the Environmental Sanitation Bureau of the garbage classification department of the Xiao section chief, June 29, 1983 dry, want to come to your public unit to use the solar calendar, push the lunar calendar May 19, the year of the month and the day of the established, Guihai, Wuwu, Wuzi three pillars have become, and then from your current work backwards, in the next material you will be born when the Mao, so that the next year Zhu Guihai should be wealthy, the moon pillar Wuwu Zhao side by side, the day pillar Wuzi with Yinlu, when the pillar Yimao to the official. The civil and military ministers are loyal and righteous, and they have a wide range of brothers. The twin blades are both dead, thanks to the help of the stars. However, the water is clear and fishless, the steel is hard and easy to break, and the body is tired of the character, but fortunately, the Yin Xing and the official star are shining, although everything is tiring, after all, the official movement can ensure the safety of a lifetime......

Xiao Yulin: Master, Yulin has tasted and heard that practitioners pay attention to looking, hearing and asking, and I think the same should be true for physiognomy practitioners. Look at their appearance and complexion to distinguish their temperament, those who are not virtuous are not in harmony, and those who are immeasurable are not in harmony, so that even if they are incorrect, they will not end up in disaster. There will be a period later. (Farewell with a fist, the shy old Shi's face is flushed)

Tang Xiao: You old gentleman, you don't ask about the lunar calendar and the solar calendar, no wonder you are beaten...... (Xiao Yulin looked at the side slightly, Tang Jiao immediately lowered his head and said nothing, and trotted forward to drive)

There is also the sun shining, and there is the moon shining, good friends gather together, relying on each other and laughing...... "The world is really small" The sound of whining and lala sounded again, the 20-square-meter car slowly moved forward heavily, and the drivers and friends who gathered over were still unfinished pacing into their respective cars, and the long line of convoys finally sounded the urging horn to move forward.

Ren Guisheng: Fortunately, I didn't hurt my bones, three hundred and seventy three coins, two turmeric coins, one dollar each for Chonglou, and borneol, and wiped them with three taels of liquor, and they can be cured in a few days......

Shi Shengyi: Good old boss! I don't want to be a security guard in your life, you know the prescription, to be honest, what did you do before you came to the city to be a security guard?

Ren Guisheng: Don't laugh at Lao Shi, I know a ball. Who doesn't know how to get bruises and sprains? Isn't this a way to save some money, rural people get it by themselves like this, if you don't believe it, then you can buy some medicine yourself. By the way, when the tall man just talked about the lunar and solar calendars, you muttered something to make something, which scared me and thought you were beaten and confused.

Widow Chen: Giggle, can you beat him into a daze? Lao Shi eats this bowl of rice, and it is itchy if he is not beaten for a few days, and now he has already practiced a pair of copper-headed iron arms that are not afraid of boiling water......

Shi Shengyi: I don't know the height of your eyebrows, is your mouth itchy again? See how I clean you up tonight!

Widow Chen: Look at your soft appearance, and you still clean me up? You're all over the body.

Shi Shengyi: I'm going to talk about business, don't give you an old lady who sits on the ground and sucks the soil. (Widow Chen replied without showing weakness, Shi Shengyi pretended not to hear and did not answer, the little widow started to needlework by herself after a few words, and Shi Shengyi said to Ren Guisheng seriously)

Shi Shengyi: It's the God of Food! If Xiao Yulin's work card is on the lunar calendar, it is August 7, 1983 on the solar calendar. Nian Zhu Guihai Seven Kills, Moon Pillar B is not a god of food, Yen Ding Mao is strong and prosperous, Shi Zhu Zhu Mao is seven kills, killing Wang has no wealth, no suppression, it seems to be violent and untamable, but there is a god of food to control and turn it into its own use, and its grid is really a big Quaker!

Ren Guisheng: Seven killings are so powerful, can this god of food be able to control it?

Shi Shengyi: Brother Tai doesn't know anything, and I'll listen to it for you...... (The flower shirt and flower cavity sounded again) the killer is also evil, the evil person kills also, whether it is Yuanhai Ziping or the three links will be very interested in the killing god, the seven killers are like the minions of the tiger and wolf, and also like the male soldiers who break the formation, but the sharpness of the utensils must be double-edged, if you can't control it, you will be killed by the seven killings, and you can be rich and noble, but the only ones who can subdue the seven killings are the national seal and the god of food, the former is Shunzhi and the latter, the latter is against the restraint, and the person who is restrained properly will become a general if it is not for the prince!

Ren Guisheng: It seems that my brain has not been damaged, so I am relieved. If it is really as evil as you said, counting the more people born on this day and at this time in the whole country, and they have all become princes and generals, then the sedan chair bearer is obviously not enough. Besides, where is this kind of murderous aura needed in this peaceful and prosperous world.

Shi Shengyi: What are you talking nonsense, do you really think that Niu San is a big deal? It's all the clerks who brought it! It's all the masters who don't work hard, otherwise I wouldn't have given up!

Ren Guisheng: Okay, okay, it's still early, let's fight for a while. (Without waiting for Widow Chen to laugh and was about to answer, Ren Guisheng spoke first)

Shi Shengyi: I have to pick up the landlord's doll from school in the afternoon, you have to help me watch for some time, Lao Ren.

Ren Guisheng: Don't worry! Pawn Cannon –

Screen Horse –

Xiao Yulin: Xiao Tang, Xiao Song, after this car is delivered, the two of you will go to eat first, and after the dinner break, you will join forces with Xiao Yuan in the afternoon to collect the wet kitchen garbage of the restaurant in the east.

Tang Xiao, Song Wei: Okay, section chief.

Song Wei: Brother Tang, hurry up a little, Jinli's parent-teacher meeting is about to start.

Tang Xiao: This road is blocked, but I hate to drive not armored vehicles! (After speaking, the two will laugh)

Xiao Yulin: How can the bus be used privately! Pull over in front, you send the car to the transfer station for dinner, and gather at the door of the unit in the afternoon after resting.

Tang Xiao: Section chief, you treat our car as a bus, and it seems to be a rag. My little fart is only three or four years old, and it would be a shame to let her sit.

Xiao Yulin: That's not going to work! We don't care what others think, but we have to have a clear conscience and take this responsibility. (Silent for a while) Fei Fei is such a small jasper girl, you let the family sit in this car, said a few times, after there is a girl, change your (Yin Ping) strength.

Tang Xiao: Section Chief, aren't you like this (muttering quietly, the three of them laughed)

Xiao Yulin: Let's park in front, and if you go any further, you'll go far.

It is difficult to be separated for thousands of miles, and the heart is long-lasting, and you should know the small beauty of the world...... The garbage truck turned around the intersection and drove away, the cold wind swept the yellow and fluffy sycamore leaves rustling the road, and the taxi Xiao Yulin was waiting for may be almost there.