Chapter 744: The Three Illusions (Part I)
As soon as Yang Huairen's shocking words came out, Lan Ruoxin, Tianba's younger brother and Xiao Qi were already shocked on the outside and tender on the inside, and they couldn't say a word.
However, after they were stunned, they quickly understood that their brother Ren was going to play cards out of the routine again.
Such a sentence is not ordinary arrogance, but it also exposes that the person who said this must not be a person in the rivers and lakes, so saying words from the mouth of such a person who claims to be a master will not make people take it seriously, but it will produce a great curiosity, what kind of person in the world will say such unreliable words?
The deputy general manager of the Longmen Dart Bureau named Li Kun is also an old man who has been walking the rivers and lakes for many years, and he has never seen such a character.
On the rivers and lakes, even if they are really capable, they will not claim to be masters, and those who claim to be masters are generally wild supporting roles who will be braided if they don't appear in a scene.
The reason is actually very simple, real masters are silent, not only that, but they will try to hide their identity and martial arts, so that they can appear unfathomable and show their high level.
Li Kun is such a mature and steady man, after listening to Yang Huairen's words, he didn't know what kind of reaction to make, but his mouth grew in surprise, and then subconsciously squinted his eyes to look at Xiang Tie on the other side.
Yu Xiangtie Yu dart head was originally frosty, it was the kind of character expression that was hidden deeply, but after listening to Yang Huairen's words, she almost squirted out a mouthful of salt soda, if there was water in her mouth.
Even if there was no water, she still didn't hold her breath, and after coughing a few times, she really couldn't hold back, so she laughed out loud.
This laugh doesn't matter, the front deliberately calmed his voice to play a trick of changing his voice, but when the stuffing is exposed, the laughter is very crisp, even if a fool listens, he knows that this is a woman.
Yang Huairen was also playful for a while, forgetting the purpose of this trip, and pierced the shadow puppet play of the woman dressed as a man, and laughed proudly.
"I knew Yu Dart was a woman. How? You can't go on, can you? Well? Iron Dart Head! ”
The smile and laughter on the woman's face stopped abruptly after hearing the words "Iron Chief Darthead", and she raised her head suddenly, staring directly at Yang Huairen, "Are you lying to me?" ”
"Tricking you?"
Yang Huairen smiled and shook his head, "I can't talk about it, it's just that you people in the rivers and lakes think you are very shrewd, but you always like to play that game of sheep in wolf's clothing."
It's obviously a gentle little sheep, but it's going to wear a wolf's skin to scare people with teeth and claws, do you think it's interesting? ”
"How do you see that?"
Since it was debunked, Mr. Tie didn't look angry, his face relaxed again, and his body naturally leaned back and leaned comfortably on the back of the chair.
"It's nonsense to ask this question. Do you really want me to say it? ”
Yang Huairen saw that the other party's demeanor was naturally relaxed, and he knew that at least the other party was not hostile to him at the moment, so he also sat back relaxedly, and deliberately cocked Erlang's legs, and his ankles jumped and jumped at will, like a storyteller in a teahouse.
Mr. Tie gave him a noncommittal look, did not answer, but did not make a sound, which was equivalent to giving an answer.
Yang Huairen was naturally not afraid of being blinded by a woman, shook his head, caught the big white eyes flying from the opposite side, and returned another white eye.
"There are three major illusions in life, the first is that men always feel that they are the most handsome in the world, and women always feel that they are the most beautiful ...... in the world"
Iron Dart Boss interjected contemptuously, "Does it matter? ”
"Listen to me!"
Yang Huairen's eyes widened, "Naturally, there is a relationship, men and women are both two eyes and one mouth, but there will always be a big difference."
If a woman wants to pretend to be a man, no matter how high your disguise skills are, she can only pretend to be three points like, and the remaining seven points can only be said to be farting in pants - for fear of wasting the taste. ”
Mr. Tie didn't understand it for a while, she had only heard of the witticism of taking off her pants and farting before, but she never thought that this could become a new witty remark when said in reverse.
Yang Huairen also knew that his speech was the style of later generations, and when he told an ancient, he always had to leave her some time to think, and when he saw that Tie Zong's dart head understood that this was a joke on her, which made her feel embarrassed and showed a trace of anger, he began to continue.
"From my point of view as a man, Mr. Tie is definitely a Peugeot beauty, but the more such a beauty, the more difficult it is to pretend to be a man.
As a woman's physical advantage, when she pretends to be a man, she is a disadvantage that is exposed everywhere. ”
Saying that, Yang Huairen's ill-intentioned eyes walked on Mr. Tie's dart head again, Mr. Tie's dart head was stunned, and he knew in his heart that if Yang Huairen was good at observing, he would definitely find that she had no Adam's apple, and her body was more like a woman, so he quickly saw it.
Even so, she couldn't attack immediately, because her curiosity was hooked and hung high in the air, she really wanted to hear what Yang Huairen was going to say next.
Yang Huairen is also self-aware, and speaking so explicitly to a beautiful woman is very provocative in this era.
"Mr. Tie, let's not be in a hurry to attack first, listen to me after I finish speaking, and it will not be too late for you to attack again.
The second illusion is that I'm in control. Let's just say let's two, I'm sitting here talking to you, and I'm saying something that makes you angry, and you're thinking, why is this kid so confident and arrogant? Is he not afraid that he will be in my place, a sheep in the mouth of a tiger?
Then you think, could it be that this kid was prepared? For example, he secretly ordered the forbidden army and guards he brought to secretly surround my family's Longmen Dart Bureau, and if I want to be unfavorable to him, he can immediately counterattack?
But you're still very confident, whether it's your own dart game or your martial arts, so you still think that I'm still in control of the situation. ”
When he said this, maybe Yang Huairen was really cheating on the head of the iron dart, and listening to the ears of the head of the iron dart, it was also a little provocative, but this really said that her state of mind at the moment, which made her a little surprised.
Yang Huairen naturally said this because he was fighting for one more layer of protection for his own safety, the three thousand forbidden troops entered the city, and it was absolutely impossible for him not to know about the status of the rivers and lakes like the Longmen Dart Bureau and the local forces in Xingyuan Mansion, but Yang Huairen was so boastful, so she had to be on guard, what if he was really prepared?
Yang Huairen's expression was frivolous but with a sense of confidence, "It's just talking, you can listen or not, you can kill me, or I can kill back, it doesn't have to be who has a delusion." ”