Chapter 487: Sealing the official into the province
Li Su's guess is very accurate, Li Shimin will not let him be so lazy and leisurely, to be honest, Li Su's lazy virtue is very inconsistent with today's universal values, people in this era are very simple, very hard-working, farmers farm, traders peddling, courtiers worry about the country, military generals are on the border, even the emperor is day and night to review and dispose of state affairs.
When the people of the whole country are tired like dogs, it is very abrupt for a lazy and idle dog to eat and wait for death to emerge from the crowd.
So this dog is inevitably despised, and people look down on him everywhere, especially Li Shimin, he can't see Li Su's virtue of being unambitious and idle, and not knowing what to do all day long to pass the empty days, the emperor is tired of becoming a dog, why are you so leisurely?
So every time Li Shimin sees Li Su, he always looks at him with a very unhappy look, a young man who can obviously play more light and heat for Datang and make more contributions, God gave him a strange ability that he can't explain, but gave him a lazy heart, no wonder people always kneel down and hold the sky with their hands when they are emotional, shouting "The sky is blind, the yellow sky should stand" or something crazy......
For example, now, Li Su deliberately didn't answer his words, and pretending to look at the scenery made Li Shimin angry.
"Speak! What does it mean to look around? After these idle days, don't you have the slightest idea of making new contributions to Datang? Li Shimin shouted dissatisfied.
Li Su's eyelids jumped, and he hurriedly said, "Minister...... The minister has always wanted to smear the liver and brain of the Tang Dynasty, make new contributions, and wait for His Majesty's summons at any time, uh-huh......"
Li Shimin smiled angrily, pointed at him and said, "I don't know who I learned from when I was cheating and cheating, this is also a skill, right?" I ask you. It's been more than three months since you returned to Chang'an, what have you been doing in the past three months? ”
Li Su's eyes widened, and he recalled carefully for a long time, and finally shook his head gloomily.
For three months, he couldn't come up with a thing worth mentioning to prove that he actually lived a diligent and positive life, and those who didn't like him were simply blind. At this time, Li Su realized that it was actually very reasonable for others to look at him unpleasantly.
"Eating, sleeping, eating all kinds of meals, sleeping all kinds of sleep in different places and in different positions...... In general, the minister has lived a very colorful life in the past three months......" Li Su said without blushing or panting.
Li Shimin was stunned: "Except for eating and sleeping, there is nothing else?" ”
Li Su squinted and fell into the memory, then sighed secretly and nodded.
Li Shimin also sighed. Looking up at the dark sky, it seemed that he was reviewing what was wrong with Datang's education system, so that a good genius boy unknowingly turned into a pig who did not want to make progress and only knew how to eat and sleep......
"What about books? Even if you are bored, read a book, what books have you read in the past three months? Li Shimin asked unwillingly.
Life is like a pig, he endured it, and he should always be a little inquisitive and self-motivated, right? There is still a difference between humans and pigs after all, and it is impossible to really just eat and sleep.
Li Su looked at him innocently: "Minister...... Many years ago, he was recognized as a genius of the Tang Dynasty, and the poets who made it were recited. Why read books? ”
Li Shimin: "............"
A person's nickname is Fatty, but he may actually be a thin man. A person dressed shabbyly, he may actually be a rich man, but if a person looks underdrawn, then ...... He must be really underpumped.
"You said you could compose poems, and today during the Mid-Autumn Festival, you will use the Mid-Autumn Moon as the theme. Now write a poem for me, if you don't do it well, I won't be polite to you, Dali Temple is closed for ten days to twenty days, and it will be done quickly. Li Shimin said angrily.
Li Su sighed. Suddenly hated himself for being cheap, he had nothing to say about writing poems, all he could remember was dozens or hundreds, each of which was his invisible asset, and he would be sad in the future and exchange it for money, and one less song would be a lot less money......
However, in comparison, it seems more important to be confined for ten days less, although he enjoys the platinum VIP treatment of the Dali Temple cell, but he can not go to that kind of place as much as possible......
"Can Your Majesty be exempted from the captivity for two songs?" Li Su tried to bargain.
"No, just one song, if you do well, you will only be imprisoned for ten days, and ten days will not be exempt, and you must accept punishment for doing something wrong." Li Shimin's tone was unquestionable.
Li Su nodded: "The minister obeys the order." ”
Standing up, Li Su stood with his hands facing Qujiang Pond, the night wind blowing, his face was slightly cool, above the pavilion, a round of bright full moon hung high in the sky, and the pale yellow moonlight was evenly spread on every corner of the pool, swaying and shining.
After a long time, Li Su suddenly groaned: "The bright moon is born on the sea, and the end of the world is at this time." The lover complains about the night, and he is lovesick at night......"
The words fell, and there was silence in the gazebo.
The eunuch palace maid stood in the corner of the pavilion expressionless and silent, Li Shimin's movement of brushing his beard stagnated, and his eyes looked at him blankly.
Li Su was a little sneering, such a masterpiece, it is logical that there should be thunderous applause here......
"Good poetry!" Li Su broke the silence and couldn't help but blurt out praise, and by the way, he applauded himself, and the applause was very warm.
Zhang Jiuling is big, I'm sorry, in order to avoid ten days in prison, I will borrow you a poem first, and then ...... I'm afraid I won't be able to do it in the future.
Li Shimin was still in a sluggish state and did not come back to his senses.
Li Su wrote a poem, in fact, Li Shimin blurted out, which is an angry sentence, because this kid is too arrogant, and he doesn't want to read when he gets the name of a genius, Li Shimin has the intention of teaching him a lesson, and immediately asked him to write a poem.
Poetry is a thing, most of it depends on talent, the birth of many peerless poems is often just a thought in the poet's heart, or a few very key and inspired words, relying on these key words to slowly piece it together, the birth of most good poems takes a long time process, to conform to the mood, artistic conception, to be catchy, to keep turning the rhyme, changing the rhythm, etc., but Li Shimin did not expect that Li Su said it in front of him, and made this poem...... It's really damn good!
Li Shimin had to be in a daze, in the past, Li Su's poems were heard by him, they were all spread outside for a long time before they were brought to him, with the habits of most poets, presumably each poem has also been carved and modified for a long time, and what outsiders chanted is the finished product after being modified to perfection, today Li Shimin saw him compose poems in front of him, and he recited them casually, carefully scrutinizing every word in the poem, and there was nothing to find fault with.
Li Shimin wanted to sigh, this kid really lived up to the name of a genius, he was really a demon.
"Your Majesty...... Your Majesty? Li Su's cautious call brought Li Shimin back to his senses.
Seeing that Li Su's face was very close, Li Shimin pushed his face away in disgust: "What are you doing?" ”
Li Su smiled cautiously and said, "The minister has already composed a poem, please Your Majesty axe ......"
Axe? Li Shimin smiled bitterly, this poem ...... How does he get it right? With his literary talent, he couldn't change a single word.
Seeing that Li Shimin was silent, Li Su said tentatively: "The poem is ready, can it be changed from twenty days to ten days?" ”
After waiting for a long time, Li Shimin's face was gloomy, and suddenly a word burst out of the dragon's mouth: "Get out!" ”
"Yes. The minister retired. Li Su's face was happy.
"Wait!" Li Shimin suddenly stopped him and said coldly: "Poet, but Xiao Daoer, the huge country and society, governing the country and the world can't be done with a few poems, and the husband of the male son of Angzang should have great ambitions." If you don't have a will, I will help you make up your mind...... After Dali Temple comes out, you will enter Shangshu Province, seal Shangshu Province, participate in political affairs, get out! ”
Li Su was stunned.
Li Shimin glared at him and shouted, "Don't you get out yet, are you waiting for me to whip you?" ”
Li Su sighed and saluted, "Thank you for the emperor's grace." ”
Looking at the back of Li Su slowly walking out of the pavilion, the corners of Li Shimin's mouth showed an inexplicable smile.
"The moon is born on the sea, and the end of the world is at this time. The lover complains about the night, and he is lovesick at night...... Tut! Li Shimin recited the poem Li Su had just written in a low voice, shook his head, and sighed: "Poetry is indeed a good poem, what is rare is this urgency, but why does the poem seem to be unfinished?" Is it ......?"
After a long time, Li Shimin figured it out, and his smile gradually turned into a bitter smile.
"This kid, just like the problem of the year, always refuses to do his best in everything, does half hides half and hides half, even composing poems, this poem is clearly only half, but he takes it out to fool me, how can this be reasonable!"
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PS: There is one more ...... (To be continued.) )