If one person has a slap, it can solve the problem, Chi Qiu doesn't mind being slapped by two beauties dozens of times, but unfortunately this is impossible, in life, everyone is the protagonist, but not everyone has the halo of the protagonist, the beauty is full of fascination when she sees something she shouldn't see, untie her clothes, and recommend herself to the pillow, hehe, just think about it. No woman will belittle herself for no reason, even if she dies to prove her innocence, it is not that she despises herself, but values herself. Because her philosophy is different from yours.

In order to calm this "fairy bureau", Chi Qiu only used 0.000000000 a second, of course he would not say at this moment, "There was once a sincere feeling in front of me, but I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it until I lost it, the most painful thing in the human world is nothing more than this, if God gives me another chance, I am willing to say to that girl, I love you, if I have to add a deadline to this relationship, I hope it will be 10,000 years." "The separation of Chi Qiu and Lin Yanyan, but Ding Feiyan is very much like Lin Yanyan, if he says this, it is full of connotation for Chi Qiu, but it can only move Chi Qiu alone, there is no common experience, there is no mutual integration, no matter how beautiful the love words are, it is just a chicken soup for the soul of dog blood, and it is not casual to resonate together.

Chi Qiu looked at Feiyan in confusion, sighed, and decided to use a simpler method: slap himself eighteen mouths.

Obviously, his decision was extremely correct, because he had slapped thirty-eight times, and still no woman had spoken out to stop him, and he secretly praised himself for his wit.

Chi Qiu thought in his mouth: "I'm ashamed! The two girls should not be blamed. Shame on you! The two girls should not be blamed. Shame on you! The two girls should not be blamed. "It's not that he wants to brush the word count, it's that there's really no way. This is a world where a woman wipes her neck every minute because of a trivial matter, and she must be sincere. This sincerity is not necessarily respect for "her", but the cherishing of life.

"Alright, don't pretend anywhere." Someone finally spoke up, Chi Qiu hit lightly, and some people "couldn't stand it"

Chi Qiu took a breath and immediately stopped.

Seeing that although Yan Qiu'er stopped him, he still looked at Ding Feiyan who was distracted, obviously, even if Chi Qiu fanned all his teeth, it may not be able to arouse her concern, everyone has their own thoughts, everyone has their own taboos, Chi Qiu has already rewrapped the "hateful" bath towel at this time, and after the chaos of Fang Cai, even if the two girls are wearing close-fitting bathrobes, they have not shrunk in the water anymore, maybe they both think that there is no need for this.

"D'er, go back." Ding Feiyan finally spoke.

Yan Su'er didn't know how to face such a scene, she looked at Chi Qiu, then at Ding Feiyan, bit her lower lip and said, "Okay." ”

Originally, Chi Qiu wanted to accompany them back, but his clothes were taken away by Li Yuan, did he really want to run back to the wing room naked?

"......"

"Huh?" Chi Qiu shouted happily: "Where did you put my clothes?" ”

"How do I know?" Speaking of clothes, Yan Su'er screamed, and then went to pick up the clothes of herself and Feiyan and wrapped them separately.

Chi Qiu smiled bitterly: "I said two sisters, today I am the victim, the object of your tricks, to figure it out, the fairy bureau behind me can't be counted on my head, do I deserve to be scared to death by you pretending to be a ghost below?" ”

"Immortal Bureau?"

The so-called immortal bureau refers to the occurrence of variables that cannot be judged by common sense in the event, resulting in a situation that cannot be predicted by immortals. It didn't exist in the plan, but it had a huge impact on the situation.

According to Yan Su'er and Ding Feiyan's original plan, it was just to stay on it and quietly bathe in the soup, and then watch a naked man run all the way back under the light of the torch. In fact, Li Yuan has done a good job, and his acting skills are also in place, Chi Qiu was completely deceived, although according to Chi Qiu's personality of this modern person, he will only walk back leisurely, and he will definitely not run wildly and be anxious, but the tricky plan of the two women should be perfect.

But who would have thought that this banquet had to pretend to be a ghost, and use her scarlet cloak to pretend to be a floating female ghost? Although this incident frightened Chi Qiu, it also exposed the location of the two women. Then there are a series of accidents, not to mention Yan Su'er and Ding Feiyan, I'm afraid that the real gods can't guess such an ending.

Ding Feiyan's mind was empty, but it did not hinder her jealousy of Chi Qiu, hearing Chi Qiu's words, anger quickly came to her face, only to realize that no matter how weird things were, it was her irrelevant person who suffered the most, the idea was made by Yan Su'er, and Li Yuan was also supported by Yan Qiu'er, and she, a bystander, finally looked at things that should not be seen, and people whose bodies should not be touched touched touched touched by people, how much this fairy hates her.

However, this immortal can't see or touch, and the final anger is attributed to Chi Qiu.

Her face was red all the way to her neck, and her heart was a mess! Secretly blamed herself for going crazy with Yan Su'er and doing such a shameful thing, she wanted to kill the person in front of her, but she was really afraid that the gods would play tricks on her again, so disheveled and fighting with a man for life and death? It's too much beyond her bottom line.

Looking at the backs of the two women, Chi Qiu no longer had anything to say, and after taking a few steps, Yan Su'er snorted in pain.

"What's wrong with you?"

"When you fell into the water just now, your arm seemed to be rubbed, and your foot was twisted."

"I'll carry you."

"You are messing around, the night road is dark, and it is the bluestone platform road, one is careless, and someone falls to death." Chi Qiu walked over: "Let me see, hurting your muscles and bones is not fun." ”

"You let her go." Ding Feiyan took a small step back and pointed to the approaching Chi Qiu and said.

"You put on your shoes first."

The two of them were in a hurry, and their shoes were just in their hands.

"You're not a doctor, don't touch me!" Yan Su'er also looked disgusted.

"I know you have a problem with me and can understand it, but that's okay. First, I didn't do what I did today, and I have a clear conscience; Second, although I don't cover my body, it's not what I want, my innocent man's body has been seen clean by you two wild girls, and I want to get my innocence back. This was a bit shameless when he said this, which aroused the hateful eyes of the two women, and Chi Qiu hurriedly said: "Third, if you follow some routines in the book, commit suicide and self-harm in order to keep chastity and festivals, my Chi Qiu doesn't look down on you, a female servant who claims to be the first in the world, still cares about seeing a living body?" And you, aren't you also the No. 1 female chivalrous guest in Yanzhou, just this point of endurance, or don't walk the rivers and lakes, if it is a duel, the other party can't beat it, take off your pants once, isn't it a victory or defeat? "By the way, I will tout both girls.

"You bastard." Ding Feiyan kicked in Chi Qiu's face and greeted him.

Chi Qiu dodged lightly, a woman who grabbed her coat to death, this kick would not be particularly lethal, and she easily avoided it: "Don't kick, be careful to walk the spring, and cry for your father to go to reincarnation." ”

"You." Ding Feiyan trembled with Chi Hatred: "You just cry dad and call mother, I want to beat you crying dad and call mother." ”

"Don't make a fuss, I'm afraid I'm just breaking my foot."

"Su'er, Su'er's name is also you." Ding Feiyan has a deep grudge against Chi.

"The county lord, the county lord is okay. May I ask the county lord, does it hurt here? ”

"Ahh Yan Su'er was indulging in the battle of words between the two, the first time she saw such a wonderful conversation between men and women, she forgot that she was the injured one, and only then did she react when she heard Chi Qiu call her, a pair of innocent big eyes, under the light of the torches in the distance, were crystal clear. Chi Qiu couldn't help but be a little stupid when he saw it.

"I ask you, does it hurt here?" Chi Qiu pointed with his fingers all over Yan Su'er's ankles, "What about here?" ”

"It should be fine, but it has broken my ankles, and it should be okay to rest for a few days, and I went back and asked the doctor to prescribe a pair of ointments, only the back of the calf and the elbow were scratched a little skin." Chi Qiu was soaking wet, couldn't find a suitable abrasive belt, and without waiting for Yan Su'er to protest, he took the edge of the red dress she held in his hand, tore it into several strips, and wrapped the broken skin in a decent way.

"Okay, go back and get some medicine, and soon it'll be a lively bunny again." Chi Qiu said intimacy, Yan Su'er responded softly, feeling very uncomfortable, she also turned around in her mind several times about today's events, she didn't understand how it became like this, thinking of what happened to her, her throat was so uncomfortable, she wanted to have something, but it was too shocking, she was really ashamed to mention it, seeing that Ding Feiyan didn't seem to know what was going on in the water, she simply followed Chi Qiu and ignored it.

This room is clear, Ding Feiyan has covered the outer robe, tied a knot at will, the clothes inside are soaked, and naturally water seeps out, the first thing to bear the brunt is the twin peaks, the wet clothes outline the roundness of the place, Chi Qiu looked up and saw it, and felt interesting, but also felt indecent, his eyes were scattered, and he was seen by Ding Feiyan in his eyes, only to find that he had something wrong again, and his heart was anxious, as if there was an evil fire about to attack.

Seeing this, Chi Qiu hurriedly said: "The mountain road is rugged, Feiyan, you hold a fire in front of you to illuminate, I'll carry her down the mountain." ”

"No"

"No"

"It's all swollen like this, how to go, it's better for me to carry you back." Ji Qiu didn't bother to say anything, and picked her up.

"Oh, let it go, let others see what has become of it." Yan Su'er couldn't help but feel embarrassed.

"Today's events, I swear never to mention it again, now in the dead of night, if you don't go back, do you sit back and wait for tomorrow to dawn, let everyone see it, and carry you back in a sedan chair?" Chi Qiu said so, but he still put down Yan Su'er in his hand, the bath towel he was wearing now was really inappropriate, and it was like a tent somewhere below, so he picked up Yan Su'er, and there were some stumbling blocks, which seemed to be exposed, and he had no choice but to squat down quietly.

When the two women saw him squatting suddenly, they were very puzzled, especially Ding Feiyan.

Chi Qiu was distressed, Yan Su'er was in his arms at this time, there was a burst of resistance from his buttocks, and he felt very strange, although he had indescribable behavior, but it was all a momentary thing, and she was in the water, and she couldn't see, in fact, she still had no concept of what men were erecting: "You have something to puffle me." ”

Chi Qiu was embarrassed, and said in a hurry: "I'll come when I go." After that, he pulled the bath towel with both hands and ran towards Erkong Spring, walking too quickly, and actually slipped on the steps, covered in moss, so not embarrassed. I washed it casually in the spring, put on my pants, and saw that Li Yuan didn't take away his shoes or wipe his feet, so he put them on indiscriminately.

When he went up, the two girls hadn't left yet, and they had just tried, but it was really difficult to walk at night, so they had to put on their shoes and wait.

"Just take me with you." At this time, Yan Su'er reluctantly stood up, naturally unwilling to hug Chi Qiu again, after all, Ding Feiyan was next to her.

After taking two steps, Yan Su'er was not good at walking, and Chi Qiu hugged her horizontally.