Chapter 328: There is no one else in this gag technique

In fact, Luo Yunyao was actually remembered by His Majesty the Emperor, and His Majesty the Emperor even invited Luo Yunyao to eat in the palace, which made Her Royal Highness the eldest princess of Biluo very flattered, but how flattered Luo Yunyao would just behave lightly - nonsense, how can you make others think that you are a little girl who has never seen the world?

Luo Yunyao thought about it like this, turned her head to look at Xiao Limo, and His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was also a little stunned when he received her doubtful gaze, but he still spoke, and said with great disdain for the emperor: "The sons and daughters have eaten, so don't worry about your father." ”

The emperor played with the chopsticks in his hand, looked up with a smile and looked at Luo Yunyao and Xiao Limo, who were puzzled in the future: "It's okay, didn't I eat just now." ”

How dare he mention this?

When it came to this, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince naturally had a stomach full of anger and no place to spill, so he hurriedly said: "Just now the son was worried about whether his father was hungry, and he was so worried, in the end, it turned out that the father had already eaten, but he didn't tell the son, and the partiality made the son lose face." ”

As she spoke, she picked up the teacup in front of her, covering most of her face, so that others could not look at her face.

Luo Yunyao gently saw His Majesty the Emperor's doting smile, but this smile the prince really didn't see, so he heard the emperor puzzled and distressed: "It turns out that the prince cared about me just now?" But obviously before this, wasn't the prince angry with me? Now such a sudden concern for me, I ......"

How can you reflect it?

Her Royal Highness the eldest princess silently took what the emperor wanted to say, and after taking it, she deceived her son who even cared about her.

Xiao Limo naturally couldn't clearly blame himself for all the problems in the emperor's aggrieved words, but His Royal Highness the Crown Prince really has no reason to blame His Majesty the Emperor for anything - after all, caring about this kind of thing is too illusory, you said you care about you and me, but I just didn't see it, what can you do with me?

This kind of hooligan mentality will always make some people ashamed.

The emperor took advantage of the fire to rob, and continued to pretend to let go of his ninety-five dignity and said aggrievedly: "So, Your Royal Highness the Crown Prince, are you and the eldest princess dining with me?" ”

He also hurriedly looked at His Royal Highness the Crown Prince with his old face and the expression of "Are you willing to let me, an old man, eat here alone?"

As a bystander, Luo Yunyao suddenly felt that what she had thought about before didn't know if it was redundant - with His Majesty the Emperor's good acting skills, would he be able to play His Royal Highness the Crown Prince in minutes? Are you worried that this father and son will not be able to reconcile?

It's just that...... Why doesn't this princess eat, you don't ask me for advice, and ask Xiao Limo? His Royal Highness the Crown Prince can help make a decision, right?

The old emperor of Western Qin! I can tell you, don't deceive people too much!

Although the words are said like this, Luo Yunyao is under the eaves, after all, he has the heart and the courage, so he can only be silent for half a foot, listening to Xiao Limo and reply to the emperor: "Didn't my father already send someone to bring us dishes and chopsticks?" ”

This tone is very helpless.

Luo Yunyao said in her heart, His Royal Highness the Prince, what about your temperament? Compromised so quickly? They brought you chopsticks, but you don't have to use them!

In the end, you can't say this, Luo Yunyao is still a measured person after all.

"So, Yun Yao will start telling the story of Yun Yao who survived now?" Her Royal Highness the eldest princess spoke at the right time.

I thought to myself, it was a good thing to be able to eat the things in the Xiqin Palace, and I should be grateful to show my generosity.

However, I don't know who said it, the things in the palace are not delicious?

Whatever.

His Majesty the Emperor was also interested in Luo Yunyao's easing atmosphere now, and said with a smile: "Yes, Her Royal Highness the eldest princess has always wanted to tell a story to Zhen, isn't it just right?" ”

Exactly what?

Just right for your next meal?

Your Majesty, you are an emperor, you don't know how to eat?

"Well, this story goes back to the five hundred and twenty-ninth year of the Western Qin Dynasty, yes, Your Majesty and Your Highness did not guess wrong, that time was indeed the second year of Your Majesty's political struggle in a group of princes, and the outbreak of the Great War......"

Luo Yunyao said lightly, but the fact that the ninth son of the West Qin won the heir was not polite at all.

At that time, the war was raging, and the people were miserable.

When the little girl met her parents again after a group of warlords, her parents would not wake up no matter how they screamed, and they were reduced to corpses in a pool of blood during the war, adding a strong smell of blood to the smell of blood on the sky.

The little girl didn't know what to do, so she ran away with the people in the village and wandered together.

At first, she didn't know why the people in the village didn't stay in the village, and it was only when she listened to the stories of adults who had the same back pain as herself during the long and slow wandering journey.

It turns out that the world is in chaos now.

Because the princes are vying for the position of emperor.

She actually didn't know what the difference between the prince and the emperor was, and she didn't know why she was fighting for this position.

As for these complaints and even doubts about the princes, they can't make a sound, they are like rats in the night, once they come out, they must be killed.

Aunt Li at the head of the village said, "The main battlefield of the six princes and the second prince happens to be in this area this time, so it is very dangerous to continue to stay in the village, as long as the army of these princes does not leave, the ghost knows when those soldiers will return to the village, and continuing to act in the village is tantamount to sitting and waiting to die." ”

Aunt Zhang at the end of the village sighed faintly, said a few words of "create evil", and said: "It's a pity that we didn't understand this truth earlier, and how many lives were lost in vain." ”

Aunt Wang in the village hurriedly comforted: "In fact, there are not many strong lives lost, in fact, according to the admission of defeat we buried, most of them are still old people." ”

Aunt Zhang was very unconvinced by this, and argued: "The old man is not dead? ”

Aunt Li saw that the situation was not right, and hurriedly made a peacemaker in the middle: "Of course the old man is dead, but we think that the old man is reluctant to leave the village, even if the old man is alive, it is difficult to take them there." ”

This is very reasonable, so a few ladies sighed leisurely, and after a while, they talked about other topics.

The little girl listened carefully for a while, and found that there was nothing she could understand, and that she was not interested in the part that she could understand, so she held her knees quietly and did not speak.

She thought of her parents, who had not yet left the village.

Her uncles were just buried in the drenched earth in the pouring rain.

The rain was so heavy that no matter how much she pulled her throat and called Daddy, they couldn't hear it.

In fact, when the story is told here, there is nothing particularly straightforward that makes people think deeply.

And it happened to be at this juncture, and the chief eunuch had already brought in the two pieces of dishes and chopsticks.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince handed the dishes and chopsticks to Her Royal Highness the eldest princess, who told the story, and took this opportunity to look at Luo Yunyao seriously, until she saw the look in Her Royal Highness the eldest princess's eyes clearly, and then said with a smile: "I see that Her Royal Highness the eldest princess is really hungry."

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince spoke, and the emperor naturally eased up - he didn't know what Luo Yunyao was going to talk about like Xiao Limo, the emperor simply thought that the main accusation of the eldest prince was the harm he made to the people when he was fighting for the world, and those things that cost the people and money, after all, according to the performance of the Shangshu of the Luo Bing Department in the Nanjiang time, this is not impossible.

If the theme of Luo Yunyao's story is this, the emperor will naturally avoid being embarrassed, and besides, there is no other way than embarrassment, the story is what you say you want to listen to, and you can't interrupt it suddenly.

People are your precious son's eyes, and you still need to be hurt.

The Emperor then asked, "Really? Then Her Royal Highness the eldest princess can eat more. ”

As he spoke, he used chopsticks to add a crystal shrimp dumpling to Luo Yunyao's bowl.

Luo Yunyao was a little flattered, and hurriedly thanked; "Yun Yao is really what a virtue, how can he be so loved by His Majesty."

The emperor looked at the eldest princess with a smile and did not speak.

In fact, the general meaning in that gaze is that since Her Royal Highness the eldest princess has eaten what I made in the imperial dining room, why don't you think about it anymore?

In this kind of happy situation of family eating, your daughter-in-law is still racking her brains here and talking bad about her father-in-law, do you yourself say that your heart is not heartbroken?

…… Wait, who is your daughter-in-law, who is the family with you?

The "upright" His Royal Highness the Crown Prince naturally couldn't tolerate bribery under his nose, so he hurriedly asked for the reproach and told the emperor: "The son is also hungry when he looks at his father, so he should eat your own hand." Her Royal Highness the eldest princess knows how to measure herself. ”

I don't know if the emperor understands the deep meaning of these words-Luo Yunyao felt that most of his old man was pretending not to understand, so he heard that His Majesty the Emperor immediately used chopsticks to add a crystal shrimp dumpling to the bowl of His Royal Highness the Prince, and said with a kind smile: "It's not my father's, I forgot my prince." ”

There is no one else in this gag technique.